A Guide To Lip To Lip Contact

First step, consent 

Consent is key when it comes to initiating any form of contact with another person. Stand parallel to your kissing partner, look them in their gorgeous eyes and simply ask “hello. I wish to press my lips to your own. Would you like that?” If they say no verbally, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they said yes verbally, congratulations dear kisser! You are one step closer to the foretold lip to lip contact!

Second step, get closer

Take a step or two closer until your at the perfect distance to press lips. But hold on! Don’t take your sweet reward just yet! Set the mood, add suspense! Place one of your hands, preferably a clean on, onto your kissing partner’s cheek. Which cheek does not matter, just don’t put your wrong hand on the wrong cheek. Example would be taking your left hand and placing it on their left cheek. Then you have a weird cross over! If you’re still confused try taking your dominant hand and placing it on their cheek that is on the same side! Easy! Then bring your other hand to their waist. Don’t grip them too tightly! Just a gentle hold, loving even. If they pull away, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they don’t, congratulations dear kisser! You are one step closer to the foretold lip to lip contact! 

Step three, allow them to hold you

For this step you must wait a moment or two until your kissing partner also embraces you in some capacity. They might hold the back of your neck, or your own waist, or even dig a hand into your hair! Whatever works! Just make sure you’re okay with the contact! Remember step one! Consent is key! And that applies to you as well dead kisser! If you are uncomfortable, pull back, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the awkward situation doesn’t pain you, the embarrassment you caused will! But if you are comfortable, congratulations dear kisser! You are one step closer to the foretold lip to lip contact!

Step four, lean in

Now this may seem like the lip to lip contact step but I assure you it is not! There are many more steps before that dear kisser! For this step you will lean in towards them. Act as if you’re going to press your lips to their their own, but don’t just yet. Get close enough to feel their breath on your face. Let’s hope their breath doesn’t stink! If they lean away, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they don’t, congratulations dear kisser! You are one step closer to the foretold lip to lip contact!

Step five, consent 

Yes! You must clarify that what you plan to do is in fact consensual and exciting for both of you happy kissers. Make sure to say “I wish to press my lips to your own. Would you like that?”. But don’t ask to loud now! You two are close and anything above a whisper could hurt your dear kissing partner’s ears! If they say no verbally, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they say yes verbally, congratulations dear kisser! You are one step closer to the foretold lip to lip contact!

Step six, warn them

Before taking your hopefully chapped lips to your kissing partner’s own, warn them that you are about to engage in the action of kissing. Simply state, “I am about to press my lips to your own now.” A warning is nice for your kissing partner as they will be ready for whatever happens! Make sure to do just as you say, you wouldn’t want to surprise them! If they say no verbally, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they say yes verbally, congratulations dear kisser! You are one step closer to the foretold lip to lip contact!

Step seven, kiss them!

And here is our long awaited step seven has arrived! Now it’s time for our exciting lip to lip contact! Once you have completed all the steps above, lean in fully and firmly press your lips to your kissing partner’s own. Make sure to stay still as to not ruin the moment. Don’t add to much pressure or you’ll push your poor kissing partner over! Enjoy the moment! Let yourself relax into the feeling of you imitating lip to lip contact with your lovely kissing partner! If they pull back too soon, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they kiss back, congratulations dear kisser! You are successfully participating in the foretold lip to lip contact! Though good on now! There is three more steps!

Step eight, take a breath 

After a couple of seconds or maybe minutes you’ll find that you are losing your breathing! Do not keep kissing! If you keep pressing your lips to their own you may just faint from lack of air, or your dear kissing partner will! We wouldn’t want that! So make sure to keep your breath in check! Pull back when you’re out of air, take deep breaths. Don’t be afraid to worry about your breathing, and even ask your partner how their breathing is! If they continue to kiss when you cannot breathe, or you potentially pass out from lack of air, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if they pull back, or if you remain conscious, congratulations dear kisser! You are successfully participating in the foretold lip to lip contact! 

Step nine, go back in

Once you feel that not only you have caught your breath but your dear kissing partner has also caught their breath, go back in! You must be absolutely sure that both of you are breathing regularly again before you decide to press your lips to their own again! After that, continue following the steps seven through nine! If neither of you have caught your breath, or you or your partner are suddenly uncomfortable, apologize for the intrusion and leave without another word. If the rejection doesn’t eat you up inside, the embarrassment will! But if both of you are breathing regularly and are still comfortable, congratulations dear kisser! You are successfully participating in the foretold lip to lip contact! 

Step ten, all done!

This last step if for when you have decided you are satisfied with your enjoyable lip to lip contact! Congratulations, dear kisser! You have successfully participated in the foretold lip to lip contact! Celebrate your exciting success! But before that, pull away from your kissing partner entirely. Keep a good foot of distance between you so you are not tangled or trapped in each other’s hold! Once you are parted entirely, thank them. Simply say “thank you [their name]. I enjoyed this moment of lip to lip contact. I hope you did as well.” Then promptly turn around and leave without another word! And congratulations dear kisser! You have successfully participated in the foretold lip to lip contact! Good job!