PAPA LEGBA STIRS WITHIN YOU WITH NO VEVER TO GROUND HIM INTO YOUR BODY AS THE OPENER OF THE WAY, but these circumstances—the strange alien drug pumping through your system, the powerful effect of the newly-internalized meme, the reality temblor zone playing tricks with the collective human unconsciousness, the presence of Queen Minerva herself, even yes, the belief energy of the very few nerds and grognards here roleplaying MARPA agents who have not fallen before Queen Minerva and her "partner's" KI.AG glyph—open the way to a new spirit of the time and place and culture.
The Agent straightens up Roger's form, smoothing the suit with one practiced brush of his hands, re-dimpling the tie knot perfectly.
"Well, your Majesty, you certainly have me hooked."
He smiles, and this isn't Roger's usual smile: somehow a thousand kilowatts of luminescence have been added. Then he draws the gun from out of the suit armpit holster without a ruffle, drops to one knee as a sudden dodge, and opens fire on the thing on her back.
It hobbles away, leaving behind a trail of sludgy brown blood as it makes its way for the exit to the Art Room. Queen Minerva collapses to the ground in a heap and the effect of her KI.AG glyph is annulled. The formerly enthralled masses of Queen Minerva fanboys (and, sure, let's be fair, a couple of fangirls as well) scatter in a panic—bad juju under our current circumstances but it does happen to also conveniently clear out the area.
As the kulullĂ» retreats it holds up its own SHEG glyph and tells Roger and his doughty band of loyal MARPA Untouchables (God, I'm just picturing a bunch of dudes looking like Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax-circa '73 types here with strangely high Wills) in English,
Leave me be!
Roger needs to roll his Will+Anunnaki programming bonuses here: with the new loa I think that's 22.
"The devil I will."
A shot right between the eyes. “Well, so much for the hangers-on.”
The Agent will tend to her Majesty before anything else.
Without the kulullĂ»'s "juice" (and given the confusion and stress around seeing a terrible being from beyond history) the glyph on the Queen's clasp isn't really having its original effect on any of the witnesses left after the kulullĂ»'s exposure. And so, made into a mere mortal once more, the very normal-looking Miss Carson cries, shudders, and collapses into Roger's arms.
The Agent carries Miss Carson to a folding chair, and arranges her comfortably. He'll take the glyph on the clasp and Sleight-of-Hand it into a suit pocket. Once she's sitting comfortably, he'll turn to the scattered agents, and give a short speech.
"Men (of course he says men), this is the kind of infiltration we're fighting against. Stiff upper lip! Look here: this Atlantean woman was under the control of something otherworldly. There is something else going on here."
The Agent takes in Archie, and nods. Archie, it's clear Roger isn't Roger right now. For one thing, he looks good. Da-amn goood. Archie got the suit to him, but there's no way he looks this good in it.
(Hey, that loa's partially here because of the Meme. That's right, Archie: the meme is good.)
That's what I'm saying!
Archie to Eddie: "Yes, buddy. I'm real. I'm here. It's ok. Everything's ok." Trying to get a sense of how messed up both he and Jimmy are.
If Archie were a betting man, he'd guess the people's memories of this weekend are going to seem very hard to recall clearly. But a little bit of triage might be necessary once the temblor zone is contained. Some after-action memetic smoothing out of things. The Game will encompass a lot of the weirdness of the weekend, as it seems to be doing right now, but... the way Jimmy is still catching glances of that dead kulullĂ» does not bode well.
So I don't know if I can assert, now, that Archie has any copies of the memetically-loaded packets on him. Maybe Roger/the Agent does? Or maybe one of the "sorry about this weirdness" fliers we gave to the cleaning staff is tacked up somewhere? Or, maybe he can just deliver the meme verbally? Because what he wants to do, that is, what he feels he has to do to protect Eddie and Jimmy's minds (and his cover), is hit both boys with Meme #3: This is just a game, you don't want to get involved, just stay in your room and watch TV.
"It's okay, fellas. Everything is a-ok. They're playing some kind of game. That ... that looked awful real, didn't it? Gave me the willies. But it's just some kind of weird, weird game."
The Agent will walk over to Archie; he does indeed have meme materials on him (Roger was handing them out before.) He'll give a funny little salute (the MARPA one demoed in the panel), and say, "Here, sir." He'll wink, and say, "I was always taught to mind my Cs (looks at Archie) and Qs (looks at Charley.)"
Eddie is sniffling a little bit, looking downcast; Jimmy looks worried as he gets hit with the meme, like he feels like he might be in trouble or something.
"Do you think... do you think we could maybe get a room here? I tried to come home but ... it just didn't seem like something I should do. I really like it here but ... but I'm also really scared."
The Agent will look vaguely uncomfortable, but then tap Archie on the shoulder anyway.
"Sir, lovely to see you in the field. We have some very urgent matters to discuss; if I could bend your ear privately ... very soon?"
Charley is taking in the scene. Is Roger/The Agent trying to have a side chat with Archie only?
Can Charley get a roll to sense if Roger is at home or someone else? And maybe a bonus for having met one of his loas? Because if she senses whats up she will be keeping an eye/ear on him for sure.
The Agent ducks around a corner from the general mob of followers. His voice drops into a lower register: "Oh, there's plenty becoming clear down here, Agent Jocasta. You should come down and join the party."
Jocasta barely recognizes the mannerism. The voice is familiar, but ...
"Uh, okay, Roger ... uh, roger that. We have a [Jocasta will say the Danbe word for "bull" or its closest equivalent] up here in the con suite, and Mitch is, uh, Mitch is talking to it. I'm not sure where the conversation is headed, but there's really not much else we can do at this point; it seems to regard him as a peer and I'm not so sure it feels the same way about me." She pauses, feeling oddly flushed (or maybe it's just the scorpion venom).
"I'll be down ASAP. I think I minted you some new recruits for your, uh, your army. Anything else?"
"Control and Quartermaster have arrived. It may have to be a bit more business before pleasure. But let's see what happens once you get here?" Yes, he's being sultry over a walkee-talkee. It takes strange powers, but it can be done.
"I will definitely want to check you out again. Be seeing you." The Agent cuts off the walkee-talkee.
Missed her.
she's right behind you. :)
Archie continues to try to reassure the boys. I take it the meme alone is not going to be enough to let them walk out of the hotel unscathed. Or could Archie have any way of knowing that? If he doesn't think they can safely leave, then, yes, Archie tells Eddie and Jimmy we can get a room, just rest there and watch TV (magic words) for a while until they feel better.
Once Roger is done speaking to Jocasta, Archie approaches him. It isn't private, but he walks a few paces away from the boys in hopes they won't really hear or track his conversation. In a slightly stagey, 'I'm playing along with the game' voice, he says, "Nice work, ah, 'Agent.' That was some sharp shooting."
Then more quietly, and sincerely: "Thank you for saving my boy." Then, back to the game voice: "What's the tactical situation?"
"Control, sir: your man, Rogelio-- he took a nasty hit and he's in a bad way. Of course in light of the Special Relationship, I was able to help step in-- interagency cooperation and all that. But I can only do so for a while. Sometime very soon, less than an hour, I'm going to have to pop back to my regular duties. At that point, without me, and with Rogelio likely incapacitated, someone will need to step up here. Before that, I'm your man."
"I'll grow the cadre for the Great Game, get you started. But you're going to have to take Control, C."
"Of course I'll do what I can, but ..." (looking around) "it looks like you've done well. The game should take care of itself. Once enough actors are in the persuasion funnel the narrative ought to be self-sustaining."
"Does, ah, Roger need medical attention? And are you in contact with our other agents?"(edited)
"He'll need attention, yes. Agent Jocasta is on her way down now, although it sounds like she's having quite a time. Quite. Bull in the china shop."
"I need to get these children out of harm's way." (Has Archie lost sight of Charley also? He looks around for her.)
"Then, as soon as it's tactically prudent, I'd like to meet with our whole team, somewhere. Are our suites on 12 still secure? Or should we set up a 'MARPA base camp' down here? We'll call Livermore, call Granite Peak if we have to, get whatever back up, medical assistance you all need. The memes are going to work, they just need time. But we've got to keep you all in one piece until that happens."
"Sorry, sir: passing the baton to you. If Agent Menos hasn't gotten here by now, she needs my help." Agent 00 turns and takes off up the stairs.
(What, and miss the opportunity to rescue her?)
The Agent rolls his walkee-talkee across the floor to Archie's feet as he runs.
Every trip to the top is gonna be a hike now. Fatigue points ahoy!
Yes, and those are very precious right now.
Right after the lights flicker, Charley emerges from behind a curtain. And make a b-line to Archie.
"Dad! I need to inspect the electrical system of the hotel. I think it's corrupted, and I need to try and repair it. So, I'm going to the electrical room in the basement. But don't worry, I have Houdini with me!" And with that, she picks up the walkie-talkie that Roger has left behind and makes her way to the basement.
OK, so once everyone abandons him to the nerds, Archie deputizes the most clean-cut Gygax-Arneson MARPA LARPer.
"OK, soldier. I've got to get these civilians to safety. Until, uh, Agent Black returns from his mission, you're my number one here. This room will be control center for MARPA's operations. Get some of your team to secure the area, and the rest to recruit more personnel. The Atlanteans may have the numbers, but I know there are still a few red-blooded Americans out there ready to stand up and be counted."
Next, he checks on Madge Carson of Sausalito, California. Is she OK? Does she need a doctor? If she seems distraught or freaked out but not injured, he will hand her one of the Meme 3 flyers and try to steer her back towards her room.
Then, he takes Eddie and Jimmy to get a room on a lower floor, hopefully far from any action. Wherever he goes, in the lobby, etc., he's got his eyes open for signs of History B and/or the game memes taking hold.
[1] deputizing a LARPer is child's play for the Man Who Created The Game, no roll necessary.
[2] Miss Carson is uninjured physically but very shaken up mentally (simple Psychology check) so the flyer with Meme 3 works a treat on her.
[3] I think we'll get a small room on the 4th floor for the Ransom party, so Archie can walk the boys up there imminently.
However, for signs of the meme taking hold, I would like Archie to give me one Expert Skill (Memetics)-16 roll and one Hidden Lore (History B)-19 roll. (Charley's comment about those lighting issues will give Archie a +2 to the Hidden Lore roll, already calculated in). Once Archie gets to the room he's gotten for the boys, will he give Melanie a call?
Would sending (that is, getting the Queen of Atlantis to send) a conga line of twirling Atlanteans up to the upper floors help with the memetic density? Yes, they might run into an Irruptor, but: omelette:eggs...
"Narratively-appropriate acts of derring do", I love that.
Archie nods at the narrative inevitability that he would end up dosing his own son with Anunnaki mind poison, in the form of a command to watch more television, for his own good. If only the boys were also eating Sugar Sharps, just to really drive the symbolism home...
Still not sure what to tell Melanie, especially since there's no way of knowing how long this will take to play out. About what time is it, and how much time has elapsed since Charley and Archie left the house to "pick up Eddie at the Trocanos"?
Ok, not that long in the grand scheme of things. Are there phones outside room 423 Archie can use, like at the elevator landings or down in the lobby? He wants to call Melanie but not with the boys right there.
Yes, you can get an outside line on one of those.
Archie leaves the boys watching TV, locks the door behind him (they're not locked in, but it's locked to the outside), goes to a courtesy phone and calls Melanie.
"She's with me, sweetheart. She's fine. She stowed away in the back of the car, the little devil, didn't pop up until we were twelve blocks from home!"
"But listen, it turns out Eddie and Jimmy aren't at the Trocanos. They must have either come back to this sci fi thing or else snuck off to see the rest of those darned ape movies. I'm at the St. Francis now with Charley. I'm sure he's fine, but he's going to hear it from me about lying to my face! If we don't find him here I'll head down to the theater and drag him out by his ear."
"Oh, sweetheart. It's ... it's not our kids, it's all the kids, lately. Who knows what gets into them? It's summer time, school's out, and they all just want to run a little wild. Chin up, sweetie. It's going to be OK. I'll find the Ape Men and drag them home, along with our littlest monkey, before you know it."
"We're going to have to have a very serious talk with both Eddie and Charley when they've gotten home. This city is no place for a couple of 13-year-old boys to be wandering around at night. And Charley... I'm so disappointed in her. I know she's had a very hard time, but..." and then static overwhelms the line. And then Archie hears what he thinks are touch-tone phone tones on the line, but they eventually resolve into... into something hauntingly familiar.
(OOOOOH MYYYYYY FUCKING GOD)
(Well, I don't know about Archie, but I'm effectively ear-wormed. Was this one of the Zeb Tapes?)
(And why isn't there an Ankh/The Sign reaction emoji?)
Archie hangs up the phone and jumps back from it, especially once he realizes the song is stuck in his head. Now he doesn't have a walkie talkie, and nobody on the URIEL team knows what room to find him in ... so I think he pokes his head in the room, tells the boys he'll be back shortly, and then heads back down to the main floors, the lobby, and I think