Creator 1, when high, likes to write poems about ex-boyfriends, CVS shopping lists, literary analyses of the Shrek movies, and fanfiction about 50 Shades of Gray. #TeamEdward. I like when Edward watches Bella sleep for 4 months.

Creator 1.0, when high, likes to write literary analyses of Nicolas Cage movies, poems titled "Oh my god my pussy"; "Hear Me Out. Is That a Wet Noodle?" and "Is That a Nub or a Chub (About Creator 1.0's big toe)".

Editor & Chief, when high on catnip, tortures Creator 1 at 3:00AM for Fancy Feast. Will not read submissions. Would rather be napping or playing with his Abominable Snowman toy.