Jests

A collection of jokes, puns and parody images I've made.

"Weird flex, but ok."
-Things you don't want to hear when your rapier is being inspected.

A medieval marginalia image of two anthropomorphic rabbits brutally assaulting a human on the ground. Both rabbits' eyes are wide and appear to be looking at the viewer in surprise. The overlaid text reads "We can explain."
Page from a medieval manuscript depicting two knights in armor. The knight on the left appears to have accidentally stabbed the knight on the right from behind, the sword passing through his shoulder from behind. Overlaid text above the left knight's head reads "My bad."
Photo of two SCA armored fighters with swords and shields, energetically fighting. Overlaid text reads "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?" with musical notes. The lines are referencing the 1975 song of that name by the band "War."
Photo of two SCA armored fighters with swords and shields in the middle of a bout. The right fighter appears to be thrusting his sword into the left fighter's face where his nose would be. Overlaid text reads "Boope" in a font mimicking medieval calligraphy.
White text over a red background reads "Keep calm and stab 'em in the..." Below text are two white silhouettes of men with swords from Italian fencing treatises. The left figure, taken from Capo Ferro, is stabbing the right figure, taken from Fabris, in the groin.
Photo of a bottle of Lea & Perrin's Worchester sauce, but the word "Worchester" has been replaced with "Investiture."

The correct sauce to serve a head of state.

When you want fish for dinner but the blood of Vikings runs in your veins.