Hanging bicycle - item - bicycle hanging in Kahan's father's barn, often seen in the background of live-streams
Haley May - person - literally: the best, the goat, known for bullying Kahan, set up the first zoom with Kahan, named Kahan's unreleased song Tongue Against My Teeth, also goes by the title 'MeanHaleyMay' which originated from a mean comment Kahan called her out on during a live stream (see also: Daytime Corey, Zoom Homies, TAMT & ArtistConnect)
Hallelujah - song - Kahan released this single in 2017
Hold It Down - song - the first song Kahan released, it was released in 2017
Hoppy - adjective - happy (see Be Hoppy)
Hurt Somebody - song - title track of Kahan's first EP, he released a duet of this song with Julia Michaels on his first album Busyhead. 'Hurt Somebody' is one of Kahan's most popular songs, his fans pretend to dislike the song. It is the center of the 'Hurt Somebody test' where Kahan plays the song on IG live to test the number of people in the live-stream (see also: Busyhead)
The songs on the EP Hurt Somebody are as follows (in order): 'Hurt Somebody ft. Julia Michaels', 'Catastrophize', 'Passenger', 'Please' and 'Hurt Somebody'
Hydroflask - item - Kahan is unable to keep one of these safe, ie. he lost his on tour
The Hype House - place - a house in LA where multiple famous content creators on TikTok live together and make content together. Noah claims to be a 'member of the Hype House'. (see also: Bryce Hall, TikTok)