Hi, I’m Nick.
43. Single. Crypto millionaire.
Still somehow living my best and worst life at the same time.
A tribute to the funniest man CT ever birthed —
the master of irony, king of trolls, walking meme, legend in human form:
Nick O’Neill, aka @chooserich.
Gone too viral to be forgotten. 🫡
🚀 $NICK ROADMAP (if you can even call it that)
Bitcoin millionaires don’t use roadmaps — we vibe and manifest.
🔥 Step 1: Burn 5,000,000 tokens at launch. Because why not. Deflation go brrr.
💸 Step 2: Use creator fees for buybacks once I “graduate.” (Whatever that means. Probably when I wake up rich.)
🧸 Step 3: File a petition on Makeship.com for a fluffy $NICK plushie — so you can finally cuddle something that pumps harder than your bags.
💉 Step 4: If we hit $5M MC, I’m getting a real $NICK tattoo. No paper skin. Only diamond ink.
TEAM
There’s no team, just me, Nick.
No insiders, no hidden wallets… only caffeine and coping. ☕💸
