Recently rumours around the school have started spreading. Specifically, these rumours push the idea that one Gabriel “the Bunger” Bergström, a former student is coming back to the school. Gabriel famously left the school a year ago, with him self-citing “creative differences” as the cause. Many others quickly pointed out that Gabriel may have gone into hiding, as the police were closing in on his Mongolian fishing boots counterfeiting business. However, many students around campus have started theorising that his return is imminent. The 49.3 BMI, ISH Legend has yet to make a comment, or any official appearance. 

I interviewed a source close to the Bergström lineage, who wished to stay anonymous. 

“I spoke to him last week, he said he wants to come back but he has some teachers to deal with first”. 

None of these quotes and comments can/have been verified but they are still being treated as valid by many students. Notably, Mr Brown's car has been found run off the road, with several large bite marks on the exterior chassis. Mr Brown has not been found. 

Two other sources commented on the rumour saying, 

“I thought that guy was dead” and “I thought he was slaying dragons for a living now?”. 

As these quotes show, everyone seems excited about the prospect of Gabe joining, everyone but his enemies of course, of which there are many. This has been the first 2024 entry of the ISH News rumour column, written Anonymously.

Alexandros from DP1 has also described his experience with some unexplainable sounds that he heard when he was studying alone in the room. He reported that there was a scratching noise coming from the red cupboard at the back of the class. Following the incident, a report to management has been filed. The cupboard has been searched, and cleaned. Furthermore nothing was found in the cupboard or in the room to explain the sounds. 

Another witness by the name of Aly Agha, also from DP1, has reported a shadow  in the corner of his eye whenever he's alone in the class and the lights are off… Now we don't know if what Aly is saying is true, but it's better to be safe and avoid  being alone inside the room.

Whether you choose to believe these conspiracies is up to you, but try to sit in the classroom alone quietly and tell us what happens. There is no other explanation. Until management is able to provide further details on the classroom's history, no complete explanation can be drawn for what seems to be paranormal activity.

Abdul Rahman Assaad

27 November 2022

Anyhow, there is a bag of "coffee" on the  table and when asked about it the student only says he's extracting caffeine from the coffee, we suspect it's actually cocaine being extracted from coca leaves. From one of our many sources, who wishes to remain anonymous, we have been told that the process used for the caffeine extraction is the very same as what can be used for cocaine. As to not draw any suspicion to ourselves we went to check on the MYP5 student in the corner, he was pouring stuff between beakers and warming it up. We have reason to believe this is meth and not "biofuel made from vegetable oil". As a respectable news source run by experienced and highly educated journalists this whole situation seems fishy at best and outright illegal at worst. One may hold suspicions as to how deep this drug conspiracy goes and to find out we lan to send one of our reporters into deep cover, as soon as someone volunteers, to find out the absolute truth for all of you readers out there. 

To be continued...

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