As part of the NEEPScast, we are asking (starting in February of 2019) guests to come up with an evolutionary psychology Haiku. Three lines - with the first line as five syllables, the second line as seven syllables, and the final line as five syllables. For your enjoyment, these haikus are documented here.
My dad was absent
I'm having casual sex
Fast life history
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Captain Dorito
Super normal stimuli
America's ass
Here is my hot phenotype
Some say that I look real ripe
So you must choose me
Let your desire free
On Tinder give me a swipe
There once was a conference named NEEPS
That was filled with such marvelous peeps
That when we all went,
We would squeal and present
Advancing science by bounds and leaps
*Limerick instead of Haiku!