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Zack
Nickname: Dad Dick / Mish
Member Since: 2012
Ships Won: 🏆
Chokes in the playoffs despite having a huge dick
Jake
Nickname: JG20
Member Since: 2012
Ships Won: 🏆🏆
Wants you to talk to him first and starts meowing when Mike falls asleep
Austin
Nickname: Krook
Member Since: 2012
Ships Won: 🏆
Gets caught cheating every couple years
Sean
Nickname: Snake
Member Since: 2012
Ships Won: 🏆
Spends way too much time on this to have only 1 ship
Richie
Nickname: Big Rich
Member Since: 2012
Ships Won: 🏆
Turns us all into his mijos for one season each decade
Patrick
Nickname: CJ MckLucthin
Member Since: 2012
Ships Won: 0
Makes up team names that none of us understand and gets trade raped by Krook
Kevin
Nickname: Future Man
Member Since: 2014
Ships Won: 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Becomes unlikable during the fantasy season
Jared
Nickname: Queefs
Member Since: 2014
Ships Won: 🏆
Finds the best nudes and rookie WRs, and sucker punches homeless people
Mike
Nickname: Beta Asian
Member Since: 2015
Ships Won: 0
Checks out after the draft and never makes the playoffs
Bryan
Nickname: BK
Member Since: 2015
Ships Won: 0
Believes in all conspiracy theories on and off the field, and is a professional voice actor
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