Pre Watch: MMa posted a screenshot on her whatsapp status and siad she's ready to insult two characters so much that tiktok will ban her account. i must admit do not watch nigerian films often, but as a filmmaker, i am always intrugued to see works that moves  the general population and break them down, 

Post Watch: Nahhhh they did my girl abigail overly dirtyyyyy.

OVERVIEW: CHANCES (2025) : See now, this is so true to  real life, that it's actually difficult to pinpoint who's at blame here, let's start with mabel. WHAT. A SLIMY. HO. She's very cute though i'll give her that, but she is an innocent looking  2face masterminding husband snatchin A.B Plottin BITCHHHH Man she Executed that girl Abigail with finessse.ARGHHHHHH. SHE REALLY LIKE THAT FOR REALL. A SNAKEE. you knew that girl spent 5 years waiting forv this aman, and you did what you did, and then HAD THE AUDACITY TO KEEP THE KID. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WAS DOIN! you're my mvp you conniving bitch!!

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: https://youtu.be/HoiJ6G2W-uc?si=uNyAFgUO36GUj_TU

RATING: 7.9/10

nPre Watch:No preconceived notion  

Post Watch:what a shit time. feels like real life fr. 

OVERVIEW: Didi (2024):  10/10 editing. HOWEVER youre gonna go from rooting for the protagonist to hating him as you realise hes the antagonist in his own story. his narcissism is matched only by his foolhardiness. He needs to grow up. he’s hurt so many people around him and doesn’t know how to make up after fucking up— he himself appears to be hurt. he will genuinely piss off with how he treats his mother. He has a crush on this girl madie he cyberstalks. gets helped by his friends to go on a date with her bc he has megative rizz and texts like a robot, got there, froze when she tried to kiss him, ran away, amd allowed his friends to think he got head, on top of that she reaches out and he has the audacity to block her when she asks if hes mad at her, when hes only embarrassed. he jst lets her think she did something wrong he deserved to be picked on. also. why say youre a filmer when youre not. and try to smoke & drink when youre not that guy fr? Real mvp of this movie is the mom. she deserve a fucking break from those horrid kids. My Rating 5/10

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Very Few People if any.

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 5/10

Pre Watch:Son of Wyachi reminded m it was out after so freaking long waiting for the release. 

Post Watch: Ok.

OVERVIEW: The Sandman (2025):   What the actual shit. Sooo many people are being punished Unjustly and so called Oneiros is just dishing out apologies left and right. makes me sick. but also. he’s an asshole. Queen Nada of the first people Angle Baffles me. you bring her back and your first thought after 10 thousand years is you love her? bro what, and he had the audacity to punish alex burgess for doing the same to him for only 100 years. I am thoroughly Excused. you know what broke my heart?. She said while she was in hell burning by day and freezing by night with glass shards cutting her flesh, she WAITED!. That means she thought he was going to come get her ! He forget about you doeee😂‼️for 10,000 years. She’d still be there if Desire (that we all hate) didn’t bring her up to make Dream mad. He even struggled to remember who she was. absolutely unacceptable. The corinthian was revived in this season as the New corinthian. can’t say i loved his revamp but it was alright. especially with Johannan Constantine in the mix, the love they were pushing for felt forced. 

Unity Kinkaid & Rose Walker: Nobody’s gonna talk about if they have the power to do anything in thier dreams like pull out what makes her a damn vortex and it manifests in a Glowing Crystal Ruby Heart, they cqn also Conjure up a chest to Lock it in forever, or better yet destroy it! . there’s absolutely no reason they couldn’t have tried that. Nobody knows anything about vortexes anyway. Hyppolyta Hall. I thought she was cool and justified in everything UNTIL SHE STARTED KILLING ODINARY MEMBERS OF THE DREAMING. MA’AM WHY? . what the hell did they do to youuu? Abel was so heartbroken like “ you don’t even know me/love me!” Also, many signs were given to her that Dream was not the captor of her child, yet she was blinded by rage. also she forget about her housekeeper, who no one knows has been burnt to ashes by Loki- for literally being Smarter than All of them!  and Hyppolyta Hall further disgusting me and wrecking the dreaming, ocming back diring the burial the look for her baby! what baby miss? He has been forced into an adult body now thanks to you driving Dream to his death when he was innocent of the crimes levied against him! . by “aunt Telutue? (death) beautiful as ever even in 1530 BC shes dressed like shes a 2017 New Yorker. I loved that touch. Finally . The Fairie girl did not get a chance to explore what was ovbiously a budding love story between her and her Lord dream that she was glazing so bad even In the year of our lord 1546. Sad. considering what he did to nada he probably doesn’t deserve a partner anyway. and lets not forget his 2nd partner, Calliope essentially divorced him for being a stone cold nigga for refusing to go to hell to bring back Euclides or whatever her name. which reminds me. ORPHEUS IS A BASTARD. How dare he waste everybody’s damn time only to fuck it up at the last second FOR NO REASON AT ALLLL. I even thought hades would set upon him sirens or the ghastly figures of hell to distract him to look back but Nooo. simple dark cave to walk out of. come outside without looking back he cannot , he has to turn around to look at his stupid shadow. thats what put everybody in trouble now. Hob Gadlin. pretty cool dude,ngl his personality improved every 100 years. Finally, after Dream died there was still 2 more episodes . 1st was completely unnecessary sirs you could have wrapped that up in a couple minutes instead pf wasting my damn time watching burial episode. 2nd one was nice and i liked it, but it was more anecdotal than anything. perhaps to subconsciously help people going through suicidal depressive tendencies . My Season 2 Rating 8.5/10

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 9/10

Pre Watch:Ogieva who told me to watch this, along with Fall of the house if Usher and Murder on 42nd Stree

Post Watch: I need the second season YESTERDAY

OVERVIEW: The Sandman (2022):  I had finished the season 1 in 2023 i believe and was mad because the season 2 had not been created at that time. Now that it has and im done let me give a review for both. For season 1 , excellent all through, my favorite episode is the one with Hob Gadlin- that will remain with you even if you forget the season. The Corinthian is my favorite character here, even though he’s technically a Nightmare.  My Rating : 9/10

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 9/10

Pre Watch: while we discuss the Black Mirror Series, my cousin asks. if ive seen “Bandersnatch”. i go VanderWho? and he explains you make youre own choices as you go on netflix. so i tell him ill look into it. that was 3 days ago. today as im Exporting 62 tiktok videos on adobe media encoder i decide to watch a movie to pass the time, and check my list. i skip the faithful list toppers and go straight to recent. Bandersnatch. lets see whats thats saying. 

Post Watch: TCH TCH TCH

OVERVIEW: Black Mrror: Bandersnatch (2018):  I saw the Black mirror series 2 years ago i believe, but to rate it id have to go episode by episode. im not ready for such an undertaking so lets do bandersnatch for now. Film is done in an interactive video game style, meant to be consumed on netflix(for an authentic experience clicking the buttons amd chposing options yourself. i mevertheless wemt the hurawatch way and trusted that all outcomes were shown to me regardless. while the movie is quite good and makes you question reality just a bit, you also develop a sense for just how much control a director has o er the outcome of a creative project, and how we ourselves the viewers have very little will, if any at all. This isnt a film i feel inclined to rave to my friends about saying they need to see it immediately , but id put it in a top 20 list for them.  recommended for all audiences despite the slight murder iterations, it was not super gory or disturbing at all. My Rating 8.5/10  

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 9/10

Pre Watch: I Saw this in a list of movies to watchon tiktok  after feeling the emptiness of severance Season 2  ending so quick.

Post Watch: I am Stunned. W. O W. i have no words, well, I have a few.

OVERVIEW: The Substance (2024): The Cannes Film Festival Award winner by French Writer Director, Lady Coralie Fargeat . This WILL be your favorite horror movie.  There is so much that is noteworthy here. It’s the everything everywhere all at once of the horror genre, on a separate class of its own. Other than Amelie (2001) I normally do not watch French movies, they like to insist upon themselves. Not this one, I didn’t even know it was filmed in France because it centres on a LA, Hollywood Parody of Beauty Standards and tied in Industry misogyny, Freudian BioTechnology and unquenching desire for spotlight. Everything is horrifying and excellent. I still hate the horror genre and maintain that life is horrible enough, however, I was happily misled into watching this thinking it was a chill movie, not knowing I was encountering a Midsommer (2019) level threat. Small inconsistencies- Sue’s kick was overpowered , she’s a clone not a superhero, also the bloodhose was theatrical at best. . My Rating : 9/10

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 9/10

Pre Watch: I saw the car chase scene on charmulds. very appealing.

Post Watch: this is freaking  awesome, chuckling alone right now..

OVERVIEW: Beef(2023): I was supposed to give this awesome TV series its flowers some days ago but now I have to give it after Let’s get physical left a bad taste in my mouth. Anyway. This movie is fantastic, it’s an A24 Movie and you know how we love thier Quirkyness. Think EEAAO. However, I can’t say I felt the A24 Unique spin until the very last episode, which became very  EEAAO -like, tying in Psychedelics, RGB moving lights, talking animals etc, all the fun stuff. But other than that, just Pure Beef. Straight up in your Face Drama. You’ll love it. Does not disappoint one bit. Family Friendly too, and WASIAN again, like EEAAO. Heads up. This lady’s kink is that Gun. My Rating 7.5/10 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 7.5/10

Pre Watch: My Expectations are I'm about to watch a vintage superman movie.

Post Watch: Woah. that was Intense. I'm Going to look up the soundtrack of the movie and add to my apple music collection.

OVERVIEW: Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story (2024) . Heartwrenching ❤️‍🩹 Just Heartbreaking what this family went through. The decision to make some certain darker changes in the Superman story now makes a lot of sense to me.  I wish this wasn’t a true life documentary but it is 💔(10/10) 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: All Audiences.

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch, Torrent (piratebay-Utorrent)

RATING: 10/10

Pre Watch: I want to see what all the fuss is about.

Post Watch: A bit dissapointing, but I'm not the target audience so I'll Let it slide. 

OVERVIEW: The shape of water(2017): The beginning is boring and unbearable to watch, I slept off and have to try again the next day, Actions leading to meeting the thing are unmotivated, lazy storytelling. Giles painting the creature was reckless, irresponsible but most importantly- unlike his character. Female gaze movie. Doesn’t make sense why she would go near a creature  clearly depicted as dangerous, that could have been simply fixed by her seeing him doing something gentle.  6.5/10 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: 17+.

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch, Torrent (piratebay-Utorrent)

RATING: 6.5/10 

Pre Watch: I most definitely saw the clip on instagram from netflixnmovies or charmulds where she's trying to convince richard she's "a sure thing"

Post Watch: Movie did not dissapoint, I  didnt expect too much and it delivered on the good old fun aspect. 

OVERVIEW: Pretty Woman (1990) : Prostitute Vivían (Julia Roberts) is hired by Millionaire Edward (Richard Gere) and things gets more complicated than a one night stand. Jason Alexander (Jerry Seinfeld’s best friend George!) is in this movie as Edwards accountant and resident asshole. The story is quite intruiguing and it was played up as a salvation for the demographic of women who have gone on a path they are fighting to escape. Additionally, Edwards character may have heavily been the template  for American Pyscho’s Patrick Bateman. All in All i like the movie. It’s sweet. 7.5/10 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: 15+.

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch, Torrent (piratebay-Utorrent)

RATING: 7.5/10 

Pre Watch: Reccommended to me by my brother Jeszko the Paladin, going in Blind.

Post Watch: Holy PTSD !, and this is an animated show? Impressive on many fronts!.

OVERVIEW:  An animated short film that follows our Hero’s journey Knot, as he questions his identity, ties to his country, patriotism and its consequences, it speaks to us to examine in ourselves a similar selflessness and lack thereof. 7 min in: animation is difficult. i can tell its a single guy working on the project, and he has done an excellent job with the restrictions he has. Art Design, story, backgrounds, animation and speech, i can see he cut some corners on animations but that’s okay too, its nice to see a film that was rotoscoped from end to end. one note though, he could have lead the sound design in more gently in some scenes, its really good as is but its a little jarring in some scenes.  The philosophy behind the movie is extremely powerful and harrowing. Naexhan Review : 10/10 Excellent.

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: YOUTUBE  https://youtu.be/IofQCNOCQNY?si=cEWuLxUNNEOm22D5

RATING:10/10 

Pre Watch: Saw Scarlett Johanson Tap dancing on charmulds/netflixnmovies and I  just finished watching Black Widow (2021)

Post Watch: This was not what I Expected at all.The Plot is so deliciously thick, complex and sad at the same time.

OVERVIEW:  Jojo Rabbit (2019) Nice story flow, Clean amount of Cinematics, patterned wallpaper everywhere, we like that. Death pf his mother, warranted for his growth arc but introduced some plot holes. how he is surviving foodwise billwise etc, also that they knew to hang his mother as an associate of his father, but not to take the boy away? strange. Id assume Gestapo forgot he existed, but they’re quite thorough when it comes to traitors. My Rating : 9/10 Highly recommended for all audiences

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: All Audiences

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 9/10

Pre Watch: I mean I know it's gonna be good. Ive seen Scarface, and this is based on that's based on this one. 

Post Watch: I feel like i'm in the Italian Mafia now.

OVERVIEW:  The Godfather (1972) : prequel to part 2 which is Prequel to Scarface, (1983) which i rated last month. this movie is based on Mario Puzo's book with the same Title, and has a very Cohesive theme from the Opening Shot to the Final Font. i noticed the Cuts here was beyond Great wonderful work from Francis Ford's Editor . the way the shots are laid out, you know when something terrible is about to happen with NO music, and Happy scene occuring on top of that . this movie makes a man proud to be a man. my rating: 9.7/10 ( - .3 bc that rat bastard Carlo should've been riddled with bullets for what he did to Santino not strangled like a mercy killing.) 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: All Males over 17

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 9/10

Pre Watch: I expect a little bit of that Latin spice, maybe some dance choreography.

Post Watch: I'm so mad right now. this is so shit.

OVERVIEW: Lets Get Physical(2022) Indubitably the worst movie I've Viewed this Year. apart from the patronizing Hallmark-like production, the storyline is infuriating and does not tie up in a bow. Justice is served to the wrong people and everyone acted like it was fine. Line Director is rubbish. Script is rubbish. Locations are nice props to that but everything else i hate. whoever the director, screenwriter and Producers are can rot in No-Oscar Hell for all eternity. and ill make sure to add this in Letterboxd as well. 2/10 (2 is for the poor Lead actress that suffered through this horrible acting of the rest of supporting roles they probably picked off the street. Casting Manager should be fired) . 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: No one. This is a waste of everyone's time.

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 2/10

Pre Watch: I probably saw a scene on Instagram .

Post Watch: Ya'll men be safe out there is all i can say.

OVERVIEW: Love Bomb (2024) : Name is Clickbait,  but it’s hard to say anything about the movie without spoiling it for anyone that wants to watch. the Plot was nicely built with a solid amount of twists. I suppose it might portray a warning of sorts, but realistically, this could happen to anyone. no amount of preparation could save you from your fate here. All the Flags will be Green until you’re in a Red room. My rating 6/10. 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: 18+

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 6/10

Pre Watch: Jeremy says since I like  Apple TV series  like severance so much i should watch this. ok then, i will.

Post Watch: Why Drop Such a breathshaking Season 1 and I can't watch season 2 yet. dammit.

OVERVIEW: Fallout S1 (2024): Amazon Prime sponsored adaptation of the video game with the same name.Often, when producers do adaptations it’s bad, but this time, it was really good. You can tell from the fan clamor for the 2nd Season , which is being delayed by the Carlifonia fires right now . My fav character other than Mr foul mouthed shoot ‘em dead (onscreen) is the chicken fucker. That guy was there for my comedic hubris.Recommended for all audiences by Me. Gives me almost a similar escape that Severance or Loki S2 did. My Rating 10/10 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 10/10

Pre Watch: Jeremy says since I like  Apple TV series  like severance so much i should watch this. ok then, i will.

Post Watch: No time to think I'm lining up season 2 up right now.

OVERVIEW:Silo S1(2023) : Props to Jeremy for Recommending another brilliant Apple TV Series. You all know i’ll die on that “Severance” hill. anyway Apple went with Archaic technology in a dystopian society again, only this time- It’s in a Giant Silo. Stay with me now, The Plot and Story line is insane and mildly infuriating. The vibe on that Mechanical Floor is just like Arcane and nobody can tell me different . Even the Mechanical chiefs name is Knox and theyre all Cool asf. Recommnded for all audiences by Me. 1 point below severance. My Rating : 11/10

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 11/10

Pre Watch: Jeremy says since I like  Apple TV series  like severance so much i should watch this. ok then, i will.

Post Watch: Damn. so i have to go back to real life now .

OVERVIEW: Silo S2 (2024) : Now S1 Ending was so heartbreaking, bc it meant Holston and his Wife we’re knowingly tricked (and so were we bc we’re so gullible) but Now Jules managed to survive the ordeal. Cool. It was conpletely unnecessary for Jules to spend 10 episodes looking to build something she destroyed to go back to a place she ran from. and her trying to build that bridge was a literal cry for HELP. Back in 18 they turned her into a fucking Religion for surviving. anyway still recommended for all audiences by me. Also look at Mechanical Squad (onscreen) again. aren’t they so cool? They maintained the Hype. My rating: 11/10. 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 11/10

Pre Watch: I probably saw a scene on instagram.

Post Watch: Mehh. it's alright.

OVERVIEW: Camp Crasher(2024) ⛺️ : ☢️Spanish Movie. Helicopter mom does not realize she is suffocating her son, tries to do everything in her power to portray herself as the cool mom & get him to not live with his father ( her ex husband) . As you can expect this worsens things. PG , family friendly, a bit calm for my tastes but it’s a safe watch with the family, Little Timmy can watch before he goes to bed early for school tomorrow. my rating : 7/10 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 7/10

Pre Watch: I’ve seen this before as a child, saw some nostalgic cartoon network intros like Juniper lee & american dragon, and this popped into my head. what can i say. good old fashioned fun. 

Post Watch: Mehh. it's alright.

OVERVIEW: Jackie Chan Adventures (2000) : Storyline, plot are pretty decent. they use pins a lot because i guess puns were still cool back then? anyway. its a really good animated show.props to Jackie Chan for making it happen. 7/10 

RECOMMENDED AUDIENCE: Everyone

WHERE TO WATCH: Hurawatch/Torrent

RATING: 7/10