About Betty, it behooves me to say, as away of introduction, that I wouldn't bedoing half so well without her. In fact Iwould say she is the key to my survival. And at times like these we all need Bettyto work her magic. Everything in goodtaste of course. Here she comes now.
Greetings, Those who know me well know I amnot one to shirk the difficult questionsof the day. But even I must admit thatthis one is a whopper. I think it is time for a virtual realitycheck. For this I am just one girl, notthe Good Lord Almighty. But I can ferret out the weaselswhen I am called upon. There is some real hard candy tosuck on materializing now in thesequestered homes and institutionsand it is boredom and stagnation. Those are your weasels. For awhile it was all in good fun,but this is ridiculous. I miss the common touch. Or any kind oftouch. Even a good smack, becausethat would be real. We are in the middle of a globalcrisis and there is no reliable guidebook to instruct us how to achievea workable solution to this. And that's not funny. So what is the point in belaboringthe obvious? If nothing else I havea refined and exquisitely honedawareness of the obvious and thatwhich just won't do in polite society. Dignity always trumps moronicbehavior, whining, and complaining. We are all soldiers in this war, wemust do our best. That's not funny,on the other hand it might be helpful. Now I am going to mix myself anice stiff drink and kick back for theevening and watch Family Feud andreruns of The Price Is Right. Be a dearand turn out the lights when you leave.• * * * And just like that, Betty fades intothat special place that only Betty canreally comprehend, where the air issweeter, and life's worries driftharmlessly away. This is a world that Betty hasmade for herself. You and I are butpassing travelers here, tiny blips onthe radar, grateful for the scrapsBetty throws to us. Forever in lovewith her. And that is true peace of mind.
Jon Bush Lexington Street+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++