one day mr. rice was having a very average day, nothing out of the ordinary, and nothing out of the ordinary would occur. he went to la cafeteria where da bois were chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. however, they were not shooting any b-ball outside the school. mr. rice entered the premises and declared that he shall forth "eat his own ass (lunch)", then a merchant of a higher stature offered a trade offer. The offer was mr. rice's virginity for a highly sought-after notebook. the offer went through and thus came the mr. trade wars. offers were being thrown out left and right as if they were dead corpses in the congo. to simplify these ongoing wars, everyone has collectively agreed to turn mr. rice's virginity into the cryptocurrency "MrRiceVirginityCoin" for the time being.