Mr. Pawmantic, at your service. 

Humans call it art and  history.
I call it a long series of questionable decisions.

Art and  history need context.

I happen to have it.
 

When I feel like it.
Usually once a week.

Consistency is a human obsession.
I prefer timing.

Primarily on LinkedIn.

I will inform you if I expand my territory. 

Because this world is in desperate need of
a little sophistication —
translated for the masses.

You’re welcome.