4pm: Check in opens
5pm: Kegs tapped
5:30pm: Green Fairy drunk
6:00pm: Laurence my Labia lost
7pm: Light refreshments served
8-10pm: Summer block buster movie hour [Wet, Hot, American Summer]
10pm-12am: Gentle rage dance party
12am: UGH
8-10am: Breakfast
11am-3pm: Trail
3-5pm: Rage beach/rage nap
5-7pm: Circle
7-8pm: Turkey dinner
8-10pm: Summer block buster movie hour [Meatballs]
10pm-12am: Gentle rage dance party
12am: UGH
7:45am: Green Fairy sobers up
8am: Breakfast
8:15am: Laurence my Labia is found
10am: GTFO