At MOCRISIS 2023, we're proud to have a team of dedicated and hardworking staff working to make sure the committees run to their utmost potential. Everyone in MPC's Model UN team is here to provide an engaging and amazing conference experience, so we thought it would be nice for you to get to know them a little bit beforehand!
Secretary General for MOCRISIS.
"God, it sure is cold out here."
USG and CFO for MOCRISIS.
Big fan of invoices.
Director
Knows too much about HALO.
Moderator
What's a "Master Chief"?
Crisis Director
"If one more person asks me about the Character guide..."
Crisis Analyst
Isn't getting paid nearly enough.
Crisis Analyst
Was too busy getting an Engineering Degree for photo day.
Director
This is basically just Hunger Games, right?
Moderator
Ready to MUNCOMMAND for her life.
Crisis Director
Crisis was NOT just like a General Assembly.
Crisis Analyst
Still comes with the beret.
Crisis Analyst
Don't ask about the thing you're thinking of.
Crisis Director
Missed work to be here.
Director
Biggest fear is club budgeting.
Moderator
Biggest fear is Model UN.
Crisis Director
Have you guys heard of the Magnus Archives?
Crisis Analyst
Has probably not heard of the Magnus Archives.
Crisis Analyst
Doesn't really do podcasts.
BG and CG Co-Author.
Thanks for all you do.
Director
Wouldn't survive a day in the Byzantine Empire with that foot.
Moderator
Has been explicitly barred from being crisis. Don't ask.
Crisis Director
Didn't get the memo about the sunglasses.
Crisis Analyst
We asked him to take off the shades... he didn't listen.
Crisis Analyst
Constantinople will not fall! That's impossible!
Director
Could've built the Atomic Bomb, if she was there.
Moderator
Christopher Nolan shudders.
Crisis Director
Who the hell let this guy in here?
Crisis Analyst
Hasn't met that Liam guy before, kind of scared.
Crisis Analyst
H-Bomb does not, apparently, stand for Horses.
Crisis Analyst
These things are gonna leave a Pyle of rubble.
Director
There's no invoices where we're going.
Moderator
We're doing an AD HOC?
Crisis Director
Can't possibly mispronounce the names in this one.
Crisis Analyst
She's not going to give you a hint.
Crisis Analyst
Just happy to help. Not sure with what, though.