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Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!What did the sun say to the moon when they were leaving a party?
“You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. I’ll take the day shift.”Why did the sun never win an argument?
Because it always ended up getting burned.How does the sun cut its hair?
Eclipse it.Why is the sun so bad at hiding?
Because every time it tries, it still ends up rising.
What’s the sun’s favorite type of music?
Ray-gtime!Did you hear about the sun’s new restaurant?
It has great atmosphere, but the UV rays are killer.Why did the sun break up with its laptop?
It couldn’t handle all the hot glares.What’s the sun’s favorite drink?
Solar power-ade. And a ray of sunshine on the rocks.How do you apologize to the sun?
Say, “I was beaming in the wrong direction.”
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