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None, that's a hardware problem.

A programmer is at work when his wife calls and asks him to go to the store. She says she needs a gallon of milk, and if they have fresh eggs, buy a dozen. He comes home with 12 gallons of milk.
There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Why do computer scientists get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

A pair of statisticians and a pair of computer scientists are on a train to go to a machine learning conference. The computer scientists complain that due to the high price of their train fare, they won't be able drink as much beer after the conference. The statisticians say they aren't worried because they have devised a method to save on train fare. The computer scientists scoff, but decide to see if it works. Part way through the journey, as the train employee makes her rounds to check tickets, the statisticians all pile into the bathroom and lock the door. The employee stops and knocks on the door. The statisticians slip one ticket through the vent and the employee moves on. The computer scientists are duly impressed, and decide to try this method on the way back. After the conference, the computer scientists buy a single ticket and board the train. When the employee makes her rounds, they all cram into the bathroom stall. One of the statisticians calmly walks up to the bathroom door and knocks, and the computer scientists slip a single ticket through the vent.

Lesson: computer scientists shouldn't use statistical methods that they don't understand.

Python sees a hot girl, turns to C++ and says : "What a hot girl !"

C++ says : "She's not my type"

Python says : "I don't care if she's my not type. I just want to ..."

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