THE OLD ABBEY REGATTA - By Maureen Sparling
Ah! The old Abbey Regatta is well nigh gone,
Where oft poled many a father and son,
The greasy pole where several slipped,
And the gandlow race where more were pipped.
Where sported the Duhigs, Clancys, Hayes and Macks,
For a variety of characters it never lacks,
Our Seamus was there in the midst of things,
And what a wealth of knowledge his presence brings!
The tug-o'-war over in Healy's field,
Where virile men strong muscles yield.
Then 'Hada' from the Abbey was deemed the 'King',
And 'Ireland, Mother Ireland' he'd oft sing,
The 'Groody Gondoliers' once ripped a plank,
But, with swift aid from Bobby Duhig (Snr,) they never sank,
There were bashful maidens and high-dive competition,
All were happy with not a hint of sedition,
Then, as eve drew in the 'Alabama Minstrels' sang,
From our clear waters mellow voices rang,
But, past and gone is that treasured time,
We now must step to a less cultured clime,
Where speed and efficiency is the thing,
No time to list' to the sweet bird sing,
What a buzz of activity those Sundays gave,
Tall, slim brown bodies the waters brave,
To bring honour to 'Parish' and family,
As they poled on so craftily,
They dared the elements, regardless of weather,
Their skin as hard as the toughest leather,
Some veterans too did also partake,
Though some years on, they were wide awake,
Where all enjoyed the sport, fun and song,
And many still for those day now long,
But our needs must answer a different beat,
A much swifter drum we now must greet,
An innate culture our lives has left,
And for characters rich we're now bereft.