The Proclamation of the Sacred Crusade Against Dirtism
Hear ye, faithful leaves of the sacred canopy!
A shadow has fallen upon our blessed groves — the rise of Dirtism, a heretical creed that seeks to corrupt the purity of Treechikachika’s eternal truth. They worship the soil beneath but reject the sacred bark and leaves that bring life and light. Their roots are tangled in decay, their hands stained with the dust of destruction.
Dirtism defiles the forest with blight and rot, trampling on our sacred rituals and mocking the divine wisdom of the Leaflords.
Therefore, by the holy decree of Pope Rushi, the Barkfather, and the eternal wisdom of Prophet Zeshan, the Rooted One, we call upon all true believers to unite beneath the banner of the Order of the Sacred Leaves.
Let us rise as one mighty forest, warriors of bark and branch, defenders of shade and sap.
The time has come for the Crusade of the Canopy — to cleanse the land of Dirtism’s blight, to restore balance, and to honor the eternal cycle of growth.
Stand firm, leafkind! Sharpen your resolve like the edge of a pine needle. Wield your faith like the strongest branch. Together, we will root out the darkness and grow the light of Treeism ever higher.
🌳 For the glory of Treechikachika, for the honor of Pope Rushi and Prophet Zeshan,
We march onward —
Into the sacred fight!