Monthly War Effort Report:
January 2185
Compiled and notorized by Chief Archivist Ysmir
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The Fight goes on!
This month, the Templars of Meridia managed to destroy 66,756 enemies of managed democracy. While the Illuminate threat continues to grow, the Templars have primarily been deployed against the Terminids and Automatons, with a slight preference given to the Terminids.
While the total number of kills was lower this month than last month, our contribution to the war effort has never been greater. The Templars had a total squad impact of 390!
24/7 Liberty!
This month, our kill counts were fairly evenly distributed, with only one day where no kills were logged.
PSA: Using the warm-up sequence of the Orbital Laser stratagem to prepare meals has henceforth been prohibited. The lingering scent has been deemed by the Ministry of Defense to "make staff and helldivers more susceptible to Illuminate mind control efforts." The only thing you should cook with the Orbital Laser is the enemies of Democracy!
Most Patriotic Diver!
The Most Patriotic Diver this month is Jazon_Maxus! Jazon joined this month and immediately started doing work for the glory of Super Earth, racking up 15,877 kills!
Archivist’s Note: If anyone wishes to see the raw data or see an individual analysis of your reported kills, DM me on Discord @elijahangle10.
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