Dear Gory Gals and Guys,

We are pleased to announce our 9th Annual Meat Up on February 9th, 2007, in St. Louis, Missouri (Misery). We will supply all your favorite meats—partake in cannibalism, wake the dead, and end the night watching the Blood Moon rise as we gaze at the great arch.

No plus ones—only meat people allowed and no sharing this info! If you’re caught doing so, you’ll end up in our shop.

Can’t wait to see you all there. Stay alive until then!

Huge Sale on Now!!!
All partake while you can—it will end after the Meat Up! You can also partake in the sale LIVE on the day of the Meat Up… We have some still-live specimens for you…

Now go partake, you meathead!

Featured Exclusive Meat – Meat Up Buffet 2007 

This year, we’re serving up something truly special. Fresh, rare, and hand-selected for those with a taste for the extraordinary.

How The Meat Up All Started

Back in 1996, The Meat Up cause was founded by our lord and savior, known only by the alias Bile Turner. Like all of us, Bile was a true meat connoisseur, a proud member of the Band of Cannibals, and shared a deep desire to create a space where meat lovers could unite. He was tired of the stigma and bad reputation that cannibals carried in modern America, so he set out to make a place where we could all feast without fear of judgment.

Through his vision, Meat Up was born—a sanctuary for cannibals to come together, share, and celebrate their love for flesh. Word of this underground gathering spread quickly through the city of Boston, where Bile resided, with underground meat traders bearing the news of this new, deliciously taboo organization.

Though many cannibals and meat enthusiasts were cautious at first, unsure whether this was just a trap to catch the “meat stealers” of the city, massive crowds began to flood to the sewers where the very first Meat Up was held. Back then, Meat Up was simply a place for like-minded people to mingle and indulge, but it didn’t take long for the event to evolve. Over the years, the dating chain through Meat Up began to take shape, attracting all kinds of meat lovers and freaks alike.

In 2003, the official Meat Up website was launched, allowing fans from all over to hear about the cause, and the original Meat Up site was relocated to Missouri Misery in 2000 after it was flooded by drug dealers and the police. Once the website went live, our store, cause, and most famously, the "Meat Me?" dating site, became a huge success.

Though Bile Turner is long gone, having sacrificed himself at the 2001 Meat Up to be consumed, his legacy lives on. He thanks everyone for finding his site and for building this incredible community of meatheads. Bile can’t wait to attend the next Meat Up, where his spirit will be brought back to join us in the feast. He invites all of you to join us on February 9th.

Remember, stay meaty and always gatekeep.