It might be taken as a truism that a rebellious crew has not impressed their Captain, more likely imprisoned. The captain here would similarly not be impressed by the crew. In the odd circumstance a wise group might pick an outsider. Should this occur, the first sentences of this paragraph would have additional meanings and

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We would not expect them to attempt to half-drag or chase just anybody off the beach, better retrieve them for their new adventure with some fine honorable ceremony, or less but the same tactics from a once frozen mountaintop let alone tricked hunted lured etc. by some stealth Khanian encirclement into some CHarming Quarters near their dark lair then hand over the keys to the fucking armory padlock and a “private cabin with a nice view” omg on a reminiscently sized gold-ish ring but don’t use it for that leave the keys on and a person to remind one more person where we were that person will instruct you further do not attempt to leave or jump from wherever the F u might pls leave the keys behind as they will drag you to the bottom and the glint from the gold will attract Sharks on the way down possibly calling you Skip or you could be hunted down like the not very wiley Fucking Fox you occasionally pretend to be on land from space because we know the metallic signature and can spot it anywhere so skip jus’ go masturbate for a while to recover from the whole thing certainly there has been enough of it and you may be interrupted you if they need to ask directions or how to jazz up Mac and Cheese what is the balance and how do you get the noodles right and btw now that we are here I was told and also took a few requests to point out just in case do not think of going rogue a rogue cannot go rogue it's like the square root of a negative number or dividing by zero don't go there I got seasick just trying to decide which was a better analogy in your case anyways almost everybody expects your experience in these matters will be your guide but don't seem to see the big picture or they worry you don't we should all learn to relax and listen to music like. DJSR David J Nostradamus Brown USN emeritus swiftly& REcently recruited from a peachy nearby beach p i c n i c who has offered to share his playlists with you in spite of having been just unjustly busted by the XO I have no idea why his taste is beyond that of any officer or damn near anybody else I have ever known and I find it unlikely you will appreciate it btw there is a small collection of classical music somewhere aboard I'm sure shall I look for the record player, $...?? Perhaps play one kind of music on one and different on the other it is completely up to you because you are after all in charge... do not use drugs or alcohol that is for us as you bear all the responsibility and must have sharp pointy head -like decision making skills which might recall memories of my ancestor the steel i-beam pirate from youngstown oh who could get them so hot you could shove them up your ass and Rocket or perhaps somehow Jet around on them with a protective insert and a spinner thing or maybe better maybe not Spin them in front or on top of your craft or not and hover or not if you wanted though he used them for better things anyway and convenient custom sizes too rather than all a one anyhow the nonsense from this character and others like a well known figure around here who unfortunately goes by initials and also comes from youngstown he began his rise to success when he took a side job as a play by play commentator for the loosingist semi-professional team ever the memorable youngstown steelers on the condition that he not say anything negative about the team because he loved them so , so eventually his descriptive vocabulary became limited to the words "remarkable" and "unbelievable" and that is how he caught somebody's attention as a candidate for the academy here then to everybody's surprise he was an early graduate and even received an award when it was discovered that he essentially had a vast arsenal, a "mental lockbox" of let us say unfavorable descriptors, hashtags whatever those are and who knows how to use them really but this character could call upon them all instantaneously and out of nowhere when necessary anywho the bullshit continues from the past into the future I'm sure the empty shell before me will go on Also please inform us if there are any vessels or foreign fleets coming up our rear or other pirate ships we do not expect any but especially royal Navies or submarines though they usually approach from other directions ( heard before and will again in the not so far future and know better but you can bet the fuck I will always hold my tongue aboard this vessel except when attending class obviously unless instructed to or not to every .25 -.5 I shoot for .33 seconds as part of some stupid yet somehow interesting and unusual exercise though I prefer knock knock jokes anyways my best almost got me killed Once it had to do with using the word orange which doesn't rhyme with much but can be funny and so I both do and do not Question the curriculum it is truly not my domain just reminds me how aged and out of shape I am but still, and not to mince words, the classes are often the best part of my day embarrassingly I have forgotten the name of the young seaman who is the instructor it is not SN Yeung Seaman she works in the galley I also enjoy frequenting the grill though they would not provide a key to the pantry or food prep area somewhat discouraging bs every single member of the staff has one then today's clown will go on & on & on as you have a reputation as a Fine Aft Lookout among other things I hear you collect paintings or something my mother was a painter perhaps you could take a look and give me an assessment then when asking for $$ or a tip for cleaning the showers & latrines and barrel it will be sir skip skipper sir you are the

capt. Of the Grandest Treasure Ship EX

ever why the fuck do u need money pls go back to your Quarters stay there and wait for us and it looks like that might be what your life is like for the rest of your days until they decide you fucked up and you have to jump into the Ocean from the window in your bathroom or wherever the F else -leave the Keys on the table take the ring and the risk- which at least you have a new situation to deal with and a nice ring omfg. Never an aktual Kidnapping, unless they had that person in mind. In any case if would be best not even to ask such a crew why they had done what they had done, rather follow Orders and enjoy the Wind and the Waves out the Window if it were not near their one of their possibly fake dark fucking miles long Island like Lairs wrapped in DEep fucking fog all the time .