RegretfullY,
I MUST INFORM YOU THAT
THE LIST OF CHarges
IS
TOOOO Long
&
Fucking TWisted
and widely recognized for even the most patient, understanding pirate captain, crew member, stowaway, pet parrot or any other halfway fucking reasonable person to tolerate. Thus, Why fucking bother?? Please,
come back soon!
maybe somebody around here will get motivated to organize and document the evidence against all that bullshit activity so that somebody might do something about it the time you return . I doubt it.
FUCk
by popular demand, and because it turned out to be not so much work as expected:
1. Obstruction of justice - 18 U.S. Code § 1503
2. Conspiracy against the United States - 18 U.S. Code § 371
3. Suborning perjury - 18 U.S. Code § 1621
4. Making false statements to federal investigators - 18 U.S. Code § 1001
5. Bribery - 18 U.S. Code § 201
6. Tax evasion - 26 U.S. Code § 7201
7. Money laundering - 18 U.S. Code § 1956
8. Wire fraud - 18 U.S. Code § 1343
9. Campaign finance violations - 52 U.S. Code § 30121
10. Bank fraud - 18 U.S. Code § 1344
11. Abuse of power - 18 U.S. Code § 242
12. Aiding and abetting - 18 U.S. Code § 2
13. Obstruction of Congress - 18 U.S. Code § 1505
14. Fraudulent misrepresentation - 18 U.S. Code § 1030
15. Unlawful enrichment - 18 U.S. Code § 854
16. Racketeering - 18 U.S. Code § 1951
17. Perjury of oath - 18 U.S. Code § 1621
18. Embezzlement - 18 U.S. Code § 641
19. Forgery - 18 U.S. Code § 495
20. Criminal Contempt of court - 18 U.S. Code § 401
NOBODY has been able to Decide which codes to cite applying to seditious conspiracy, insurrection or red tape wrapped espionage act violations,,so we must do without for now. We have also been advised Most tax related infractions will not be pursued due a shortage of resources and the difficulty of collecting after such heavy losses..