This is my father. He has reached nirvana through my awesome beats.
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I play guitar and piano real good and sing and dance like Michael Jackson.
THIS IS ME. I AM A GNOME. DO NOT BE ALARMED.
I WORK FOR A 6 PACK OF BEER AND SOME SCRAP METAL. NUTS AND BOLTS PREFERRABLE. I AM BUILDING A ROCKETSHIP AND AM OUT OF BOLTS. PLEASE CONTACT LISTERMARCEL@GMAIL.COM TO GIVE ME SCRAP METAL.
Here is my trusty guitar/automobile. I have played many gigs with it. It is perpetually out of tune.
little known fact: I played the green man in yo gabba gabba. This was before I was cursed to live out the rest of my life as a gnome.
I have played many gigs in my time. I played at the 2008 American super bowl, The Sydney Opera house, and in my garage. Granted, No one showed up for these and apparently I was "trespassing on public property" but let's not get into the logistics.
HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME
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