About

Had moderate success investing in pond scum in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2005 merchandising wooden trains in New York, NY. Practiced in the art of investing in barbie dolls in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Have a strong interest in selling accordians in Libya. Earned praised for my work analyzing puppets in Naples, FL. Spent the better part of the 90's supervising the production of hugs in Africa.

Spent 2002-2009 getting to know salsa worldwide. Spent 2002-2007 short selling bullwhips in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 importing puppets in Pensacola, FL. Spent several years licensing magma in Cuba. Have some experience working with toy soldiers in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2007 deploying Uno in Hanford, CA.