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Audiobook coming soon
How It Began...
How It Metastesized...
A Full Accounting
The M.A.G.A. Bibble
A Sacred Text for an Unsacred Age
A 34-Book satirical scripture chronicling America’s modern-day prophets, false idols, digital plagues, and divine nonsense.
A hilariously blasphemous political satire written in full biblical style — 34 Books of holy nonsense, divine delusion, and prophetic parody. The perfect holiday gift for anyone who survived American politics with their sanity mostly intact.
In the beginning was the Tweet.
And the Tweet was without spellcheck.
And thus began the age of confusion, grievance, delusion, and doom.
The M.A.G.A. Bibble is a fully realized satirical scripture containing 34 Books, each written in the elevated, poetic, archaic voice of holy texts — but applied to the absurdities of American politics from 2015–2024.
Inside, you’ll discover:
The Book of Covfefe — where the First Typo becomes the First Doctrine
The Book of Grievances — where every slight is sacred
The Book of Hoaxians — where truth is optional
The Book of Redactions — where inconvenient facts vanish
The Book of Persecutions — where accountability is oppression
The Book of Incompetency — where the unqualified leadeth the unthinking
Book XXXIV: Restoration & Reckoning — the dramatic final chapter
The Gospel of the Afterwards — a hopeful, haunting epilogue
Written with reverence, rage, and ridiculousness, this Bibble is both a time capsule and a balm — a way to laugh, learn, and look back with clarity.
Political junkies
Exvangelicals
Liberals with a sense of humor
Conservatives with a sense of humor
People who use “I survived 2016–2024” unironically
That one friend who always brings up January 6 at parties
Your group chat
✔ Digital PDF — beautifully formatted, scroll-ready scripture
✔ ePub Edition — for Kindle, Nook, Kobo
✔ Audiobook Introduction (bonus)
✔ Printable “Holy Verses” Posters (bonus — optional)
✔ Free updates as new editions release
“The funniest thing I’ve read all year.” - a guy who laughs a lot
“Like the Book of Revelation met The Onion in a parking lot.” - same guy
“I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. So I did both.” - same guy's wife
This book is not a parody of faith — it’s a parody of false prophets.
Not a mockery of scripture — but a mirror held to an age of digital delusion.
If you lived through it,
you earned the right to laugh at it.