The M.A.G.A. Bibble 

A Sacred Text for an Unsacred Age

A 34-Book satirical scripture chronicling America’s modern-day prophets, false idols, digital plagues, and divine nonsense.

A hilariously blasphemous political satire written in full biblical style — 34 Books of holy nonsense, divine delusion, and prophetic parody. The perfect holiday gift for anyone who survived American politics with their sanity mostly intact.

A Sacred Satire for the Timeline We Endured (and are still suffering through!)

In the beginning was the Tweet.
And the Tweet was without spellcheck.
And thus began the age of confusion, grievance, delusion, and doom.

The M.A.G.A. Bibble is a fully realized satirical scripture containing 34 Books, each written in the elevated, poetic, archaic voice of holy texts — but applied to the absurdities of American politics from 2015–2024.

Inside, you’ll discover:

• The Book of Covfefe — where the First Typo becomes the First Doctrine

• The Book of Grievances — where every slight is sacred

• The Book of Hoaxians — where truth is optional

• The Book of Redactions — where inconvenient facts vanish

• The Book of Persecutions — where accountability is oppression

• The Book of Incompetency — where the unqualified leadeth the unthinking

• Book XXXIV: Restoration & Reckoning — the dramatic final chapter

• The Gospel of the Afterwards — a hopeful, haunting epilogue