Les Creations De M. Haricot

LilHaricot9ine- I'm a god

I am a god

I am LilHaricot9ine

I'll shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab like Globglogabgalab

Mamene as Nekfeu will tell you ...

Mamene as Nekfeu will tell you ...

I am LilHaricot9ine

I am a god

And i destroy you

LilHaricot9ine- Ugly

Ugly...

Ugly...

You are ugly

You say it's easy

To rabble as much as Dracula bit, Dracula you killed and you you cried out that he was ugly by the way you are as spoiled as milk ..

Ugly...

YOU ARE UGLY!

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LilHaricot9ine-Enimem-My Name Is

Hi!

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

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Chika-chika

Slim Shady

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My name is

What?

Excuse me

Can I have the attention of the class

For one second

Hi kids!

Do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my

eyelids?

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Try acid and get fucked up worse that my life is?

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

And Dr. Dre said

"Slim Shady you a base-head!"

Uh-uh!

"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like

Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than

a fat bitch

Who sat down too fast

Come here, slut!

"Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Hi!

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is

Huh?

My name is

What?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

LilHaricot9ine

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My name is

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My name is

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My name is

Chika-chika

LilHaricot9ine

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler

Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship

While they screamin' at me

"Let's just be friends!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

So I signed it

"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"

Hi!

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is

Huh?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

LilHaricot9ine

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My name is

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My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

LilHaricot9ine

Stop the tape!

This kid needs to be locked away!

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'?

I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka

Dare me to drive?

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to

hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits!

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steamin' mad

And by the way when you see my dad?

Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Hi!

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is

Huh?

My name is

What?

My name is

Chika-chika

Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is

Who?

My name is

Huh?

My name is

Chika-chika

LilHaricot9ine

Hi!

My name is

Huh?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Chika-chika

LilHaricot9ine