Los Santos Judiciary
All useful info for solicitors, judges, police and other interested parties in one place!
Judicial Team
Rt Hon. Steve Merkel
Senior Judge
"Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece."
Rt Hon. Danny Smurphy
Senior Judge
"If you remember to tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything."
Hon. Dredd Cage
Judge
"Light travels faster than sound. Thats why people seem bright before they speak."
Hon. Mike Ross
Judge
"I believe in second chances but the person aught to want to change for them to work."
This could be you!
Judge
"Awaiting Motto"
Rt Hon. Norman Jones
Counsel to the Judiciary
"You may join our team if you have a degree in policing, which you probably do, as everyone else seems to."
In Memoriam
Rt Hon. Alastair Campbell
Senior Judge
"It seems to me that clever people solve problems, whereas wise people simply avoid them."
Rt Hon. John Anderton
Senior Judge
"The volume of your voice does not increase the validity of your argument."
Hon. Steve Shekel
Clerk
"Being late is a way of saying your time is more valuable than that of those waiting for you."
Hon. Nick Hart
Judge
"Court is like a game of chess - except the stakes are much higher, and the pieces more annoying."
