In the cinemaLoes is in the cinema. The film is nice.Jaap has a telephone. "Beep beep", says the telephone."Shhh!" says Loes."Shut up, bitch!" says Jaap. He can't even make a phone call in peace.
The peeTim needs to pee. Where does the pee go?The pee goes in the potty. Tim sees no potty. Tim is drunk.Tim pees on Jet's bike.What a relief!
In the parkWim is in the park. There comes Els."Do you want to fuck?" asks Wim.Els runs away."Stuck-up bitch!" shouts Wim. Els is stupid. Wim is cool.
In the tramMies is sitting in the tram. There comes Grandma."May I sit here? I'm old and a bit tired.""Leave, you old hag", says Mies.Grandma cries. Mies is happy. Now she can keep on sitting.