Critch

The star of the show! Critch is the definitive main character of the whole story. He loves fun, adventures, and especially his friend! he loves to hang out with his best friend, critter! He was found by C.E.O. due to his rare genetic mutation that gave him two cone looking ears on his head, with more brain inside allowing him to be smarter than your average stupid citizen! and is now the main character of the cast due to his likable charm! Critch is fine! hes alive! hes not dead! HES NOT DEAD! HE CANT BE DEAD. HE CAN COME BACK RIGHT?? COME BACK. PLEASE? WHY. WHY DID I HAVE TO DO THAT. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

Favorite food: Paper.

HEight: 5,3

Age: 23

Favorite thing to do: make fun games for all to enjoy!

Best Quote: HELP HELP IT BURNS IT BURNS IS THIS HELL IT CANT BE HELL I CANT SEE ITS GRABBING ME IM BEING STABBED OVER AND OVER HELP ME THIS IS WORSE THAN HELL HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME DEAR GOD PLEASE SOMEONE CEO CRITTER BUBBA EVEN PLEASE JUST HELP ME IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WHO ARE YOU HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME are you god? is this what i deserve? why does your head have branches on it? why does it still burn? am i on fire? I dont know anymore. please, help me.