C.E.O.

CEO is a disgusting, vile, somehow alive hunk of metal that should have never been concived. They abuse substances, and they also abuse everyone around them. The world would be far better off without them in general. They are the founder and currEnt CEO of H.co. H.co is a tourist attraction and or money laundering scheme. The building is large, and about 30% of it is used by the CEO. They can also hardly read or write.

Height: 5,6. NOT 6,5 like they say.

Age: 56. they will try to tell you they are "25 and THRIVING!"

Favorite food: Cocaine.

Favorite thing to do: Cocaine.

Best quote: "Stop it! what is this? Okay fine, I'll only give a quote if you let me edit the site. Really? I can now? Okay here's the quote: FUCK YOU!"