Candice has one purpose in life: to find a romantic connection (against her mother's better advice). In a fit of enthusiasm, she signs up for a TV reality dating show. As she builds her dramatic world for the cameras, her mother, her beloved turtle, and her audience, the fragile walls of her inner world begin to close in.

Will she find someone who can love her for all her Candicisms? Or will she finally have to change her Facebook status to Self Partnered?

A sharp, intimate new play about the stories we tell ourselves to keep loving, and the ones we tell when we're done.