You’ve got a business to run, invoices to chase, emails to stare at until your eyes water, and whatever else you actually do to make money. Marketing shouldn’t be the looming, existential dread that slows you down on a Tuesday afternoon.

I work with business owners who need their marketing handled properly. By 'properly,' I mean without thirty-page decks filled with words like synergy or learnings, without 12-month blood-pact contracts, and without wasting precious time.

I focus entirely on output. You're paying for the privilege of two-hour Zoom meetings where three separate people explain what a 'brand pillar' is. You are paying for things to actually exist in the world. Progress, basically.

There are no long-term contracts here. No retainers that drain your bank account while I do nothing but send a monthly invoice. Just focused work right when you actually need it.

If something is a stupid idea, I will gently but firmly tell you it is a stupid idea. If it’s a good one, I’ll get it done properly.

My services are a great fit if your marketing keeps getting pushed down the to-do list, you want someone who can just get on with it and are looking for practical support and not another layer of complexity that makes your head hurt.

Honeslty... most small businesses don’t need a big, shiny agency full of people playing table football in an exposed-brick office. They need one reliable person who knows what they’re doing, who has a laptop, and who actually does the work.

I like to keep it simple. If you want honest, practical marketing support without the usual corporate nonsense, get in touch. Or send me something you’re currently working. I’ll look at it and give you entirely straightforward, unvarnished feedback on exactly how I’d fix it.