Gather round Cannibal Cubs for the first episode of the 3B:RPG Podcast. Yet another damn show about tabletop RPGs hosted by three rat bastards who think they have a purpose in life. Join Beardy, Baldy and Blunder Boy, as they discuss squirrels with cameras, how to use traps, player rewards, and sex mysteries. Beardy says something about zombies, Blunder Boy goes LARPing, and Baldy learns the true sound of his voice. #Journey
Fuck all Cannibal Cubs, climb out of your shit filled dumpsters and gather around while old Lefty brightens your day. Sit, damn you! There is no time for your fanny whackin' and moanin'. We have ghastly tales to tell, tips to whore, and alcohol to consume. So grab a crate, sit down, and tune in.
Lefty is the ruler, consumer, and all that is the 3B:RPG. He drives his podcasters to drink in his honour as he whips Rob's ass with a cat of 9 tails. Seriously, he had 9 cats, but now he just has 1 with eight extra tails, which he lashes Rob with. It is a horrible sight.