FAQ's
FAQ's
Q: Is Brett Thomas "confused?" - Todd Grow
A: The Elders believe the use of the term "confused" may be misleading and self identifying. While important in the english dialect for the purpose of characterizing; forgetfulness, in other languages around the world, the equivalent simply means "befuddled, without pants, flakey, and disoriented".
Q: Is Tim Mikac related to Brett Thomas? - Mike Whitman
A: The Elders, who have in their possession a vast database of geological information say Yes!
Q: How does the new T-Sheet Work, and would you call my administrative assistant and explain it to her? - Brian Jepson
A: No
Q: Could you put the first names of the participants along with the last names in the pairing sheet and a headshot so I can recognize who I'm playing with each week? - Rich Pontius
A: We'll get right on that!
Q: Can you tell me how the pairings work each week so I can figure out how to play with my friends? - Ken Isenbarger
A: See A: above
Q: Do you think The greenskeeper keeps track of how many mallards are pregnant? - Matt Mcnair
A: No but their is a grad student working on tracking the population.
Q: Is sodomy the same as beastiality? - Anonymous
A: Only in Nebraska
Q: How is a winner decided in a New Pal Match if regulation ends in a tie? - Clayton Hall
A: See Event Overview
Q: Does "USGA Rules" mean you can roll your ball in the fairway or is that a typo? - John Zambito
A: Both
Q: Have you googled elder Oshies Wife?
A: Yes.