Exhibition Proposals

Tin Can From Baby Buggy To Cultural Institution- A wicker install, threaded across the globe, resonant soupcans and corollary. 

Colosseum Du Rhone- Variations on atmospheric gases.  Colocation. Ion disguise.

Velocipedia Titannica- The wheel.  The figure. Large scale and spectacle-making.  Tawdry celebrities.

Chartus Egg- Cartographic geocaching and fluid dynamics.  Cavitation of ski boat machismo.  Insulation.  Chia pet diplomacy.

Sidereal Conquests Athwart- Large in scale and categorically cryptic.  Just a simple design in gold on yellow-green.  Bamboo plywood, polyester resin.  Mass production to One Thousand One Hundred Eleven units.  A few units more than the last guy born on 22 December, 1960.

Analysis In A Box- Exchanging metal disks for self-help information.  One size fits all.  Confess shunned order soars and everybody gets slayed.

Black Caulk Killer Coffers- two each one-inch diameter fiber filaments exhibited vertically, lit with a strobe and a reader meter made to look real boom boom jai.  Four channels of echo-ey garage warnings and the serenity security system dumb and bass.

Soil Depletion Is Tacitly/Permanent- Soil takes hundreds or thousands of years to regain fertility once lost.  No civilization has ever survived soil depletion.  Nightsoil carts collect fertilizer, trade fresh vegetables.

Farrah Day Cage- Farrah Fawcett's physique is still an engine of lust, a brassiere of copper mesh protects the bosom from EMF.

RF Shielding Millinery Back To The Bone Age-  A specific submission qualifies as sculptural and fiber art, hats to protect this 'n that.  Consult pattern resource in bookmarks. 

The title of the song is not original to the band, which Buck explains in the liner notes to In Time: The Best of R.E.M. 1988–2003. It refers to an incident in New York City in 1986, where news anchor Dan Rather was the victim of an unprovoked attack by one or two assailants who, between beatings, would ask, "what's the frequency, Kenneth?" (although the phrase Dan Rather says he actually heard was, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"). One of the assailants has been since identified as William Tager, who attacked Rather because he thought the media had taken control of him.

Barcelona Homage To Van Der Rohe Via Vectored Thrust-  The vestigal substances of a preremptory BFA attempt, with the added benefit of locomotion via omnidirectionally-articulated rocket motors.  My personhood went to art school but all I got was this stupid t-shirt/chair design.

Zoe Goes To MOMA- More velocipedes cinematically propel half of the stars of the 1888 Paris World's Fair; and not the tower, monsieur.  Eadward and Lumiere battle.

Corrugated Paper Motorcars- Filter Kings in a flip-top box.  Mighty squirrels maquettes give the lot a camel, pill boxes cover jacky zone.

Steers On Filmic, pendulous zygote bags with uptick fiber of a border card, longshored with monitor hazards, lizards and wizardry.

Hawiaii Fie Chapeau, gas and water on every floorboards of card house with a channel for every week, fifty tuinal.  Monitor the hat trickster from the inside outlandish.  Box lunch.

Sculpted To Distraction Handheld Dove Ice , ground turkey burgers frozen in the shape of squab, video-documented in the clutches of manual labor.

Shoes For Sabotage, Wedge soles for the muse, made out of workers machine-tossed footwear material. 

Caged Heat Beaus times two, Being Eye Circus Store Animial Out Of Orders.

Vacuum Globe Spun Smoke Priapism Spun Smoke Phallus in a Vacuum Globe MagLev To Continuously Keep It Up