Rat-Man Tells History

Ok IT ME Rat Man So The Universe Started When Kevin Ate A Big Dorito And Hugged Rat-Man (Me) And There Were Big SKeletonss but they went extinct because The Volcano COllided With Asteroid And Then Frent FlintStone Got Agery But The Egyptians Then Worshipped Possums And Then America  Hopped British Over Sea And AMERIRECA bUT hELLEN kELLER tHE bEGAN tO FLY PLANES and made a language planenese World War 3-99 happened and americans did a little dance  but then fatman danced and evil mcshmeevil vowed to take over earth but rat man can't let him so we invented phones  and bakers and walmart we became cool and that is history for now Also .