The road-weary traveler pushes his exhausted legs, ascending the path to the giant doors of this fabled keep, desperate for the discovery that has been eluding him. He forces open the gate and his eyes grow wide as he stands face to face with the enormous dragon, rumored guardian of the keep. To his surprise, the massive drake lifts its head and simply speaks in a low roar: "Come and adorn yourself with our curated peculiarities!"