Joseph Watson Character Guide

Joseph Watson 69: He is an extremely iconic character who is also one of Joseph Watson 5293's biggest rivals. He made his first video on April 19th 2025 titled ''Im The real Joseph Watson heres why''. He took a break from youtube in May and returned on June 3rd when Eggwell supposedly hacked his channel and posted on it for until June 11th when Joseph Watson 69 got his channel back. He posted videos exposing Joseph watson 5293 until June 30th when he shot watson-s7g  as apart of a plan that never worked. Afterwards,  Eggwell repaired watson-s7g with a robot arm and Joseph watson 69 hired an assasin named Joe to go defeat watson-s7g. But one night while Joseph Watson 69 was sleeping, watson-s7g came to his house and got him arrested in Summer 2025. After that, Joe the assasin broke him out of jail and then Joseph Watson 69 met a guy called Joseph Watson 169 who also hates Joseph watson 5293. On september the 9th, Joseph watson 69 teamed up with watson-s7g to prove together that Joseph watson 5293 is the fake. On November 27th, They found an alternate reality where There was an evil joseph watson 69, evil watson s7g and Good joseph watson 5293.  The two evil counterparts broke out of the alternate reality and went to battle Joseph watson 69 and watson-s7g.  Also on December 23rd, His old pal Joseph watson 38 exposed Joe the assasin for being secretly evil. Fast forward to January 2026 and the fight is still going on. On January 17th 2026, He visited Eggwell's dungeon and managed to team up with him to get higher equipment to defeat the evil counterparts.

Allies: Watson-s7g, Joseph watson 38, Joseph watson 169, wolverinerereborn, DistracksGalore, KatamariFanatic2008 Eggwell

Enemies: Joe the assasin, Joseph watson 5293, Evil joseph watson 69, Evil watson s7g and Emilies mum.

State: Alive

Watson-s7g: He is also an extremely iconic character who  started the whole drama with Joseph watson 5293. He made his first video sometime in April 2025 which is now unfortunately lost media due to his first channel being banned by youtube, He showed everyone that joseph watson 5293 lived in a stupid blue trailer, Also still not much can be remembered about his first channel, but after Joseph Watson 69 shot him on June 30th 2025, His soul was sucked into a yellow teddy bear suit. He stayed in the suit while Eggwell repaired his body, also giving him a powerful robot arm. After he was repaired, his soul went back into his body and in summer 2025, he went out to get revenge on joseph watson 69. He succeded in defeating joseph watson 69 and then sent him to prison, However Joe the assasin broke him out a few days later. On September 9th, He made up with joseph watson 69 and they teamed up together to prove that they were the real joseph watsons and joseph watson 5293 was an ai generated lie projecting pinnochio nosed robot.  Fast forward to November and He had discovered the alternate universe where he had a chat with Good joseph watson 5293, and he was informed that Evil Joseph watson 69 and evil watson s7g were coming for him and Joseph watson 69. He told Joseph Watson 69 about it and fast forward to January 2026, they have been fending off their evil counterparts and trying to find a way to send them back to the alternate reality.

Allies: Joseph watson 69, Good joseph watson 5293, Joseph watson 169, Eggwell, Joseph watson 38

Enemies: Joseph Watson 5293. Joe the assasin,  Evil joseph watson 69 and evil watson-s7g.

State: Alive

Joseph Watson 5293: He is the biggest (literally) Enemy of everybody basically. He began claiming he was the real joseph watson back in 2020. In 2024, he repeatedly harrassed TRBG and Team Mania everyday until Joseph Watson 69 and watson-s7g arrived to stop him from doing so. He enjoys squishing cans and eating homemade pizza, well he loves eating EVERYTHING really because hes a total fatass. He has many nicknames such as Biggy watson, Fatsonburg, Watsonbrug, and not to forget the big fat fatty fatsonburg and Goofy ahh scoobyfatsonburg. Ever since April 2025, he has been at war basically with everyone possible. He likes drawing naked minors which Joseph watson 69 exposed him of doing, and watson-s7g exposed the fact hes a fat cunt who lives in a blue trailer. ''I mean, what kind of a bastard lives in a trailier?'' -Joseph watson 69.

His parents are Elizabeth Winter and Patrick winter who are two fat motherfuckers who probably eat their own shit, Anyway his real dad is Richard Watson, Who had to leave because after he broke up with Elizabeth, He got a new wife named Tanya and she was a total bitch so he had to take tanya away and never returned to Joseph watson 5293's old house. Elizabeth winter then married some fat old twat named Patrick and they got married together. Joseph watson 5293 hasnt seen Richard since 2012, Anyway he has developed a hatred for ''Sybau'' as Joseph watson 69 tells him it everyday. He isnt really relevant to the alternate reality stuff.

Allies: Mcdonalds and fast food resturants and that one 8 year old with no grammar whatsoever

Enemies: basically fucking everybody

State: Alive

Joseph Watson 169: He is a friend of Joseph Watson 69 and Watson-s7g. He really wants to help get rid of Joseph Watson 5923, and usually comes along for most things related to it. He explodes alot for absolutely no reason but that makes him as powerful as Joseph Watson 69 and watsons7g. He made his first video in Summer 2025, Calling out joseph watson 5293 and a few days later he was on Joseph Watson 69's video where he said joseph watson 5293 smells like horse shit.

In the recording of a movie, he broke his leg and took some months off to rest, He returned to youtube in January 2026 where he continues to call out joseph watson for being a fat piece of shit.

Allies: Joseph watson 69, Watson-s7g, Joseph watson 38, wolverinerereborn, Jim

Enemies: Joseph Watson 5293, Joe the assasin

State: Alive

Eggwell: He is a bald old teacher who absolutely HATES children and anything fun. He despises mashed potatoes and has a seizure everytime theyre mentioned. On the third of June 2025, He hacked joseph watson 69's youtube channel and posted many videos of himself outside of Joseph Watson 5293's blue trailer.  On the 11th of June, Joseph Watson 69 got his channel back from eggwell. Eggwell posted a video on August 6th explaining how he was going to rebuild watson-s7g after he had been shot by Joseph watson 69.  Afterwards he hasnt really been important to the story but on January 16th 2026, he hacked Joseph Watson 69's channel again after Miss Harris gave him the channel details, but then he had his head slammed into the blue trailer by Joseph Watson 69.

On January 17th 2026, He was visited by Joseph Watson 69 and surprisingly they made up, and Eggwell gave Joseph watson 69 some better equipment to defeat the evil counterparts.

Allies: watson-s7g, Pencil holders, Miss Harris, Joseph Watson 69

Enemies:  Joe the assassin, Kids, Mashed Potatoes, Joseph Watson 5293

State: Alive

Joe the assassin: Joe uploaded his first youtube video on July 18th 2025. He was hired by Joseph Watson 69 to destroy Joseph Watson 5293, but after Joseph Watson 69 realised watson-s7g was coming for revenge, he sent joe after watson-s7g instead. Watson-s7g faked Joe's death by making an ai picture of a dead joe but Joe maed a video after that exposing watson-s7g for the ai stuff and proved he was still alive. He never ended up finding watson-s7g . On september 9th 2025, Joseph Watson 69 and watson-s7g went on the same team, and Joe was forgotten, Until December 23rd 2025, Joseph Watson 38 exposed Joe for planning to kill Joseph Watson 69 and watson-s7g. On January 10th 2026, He went to space to ask Evil Joseph watson 69 if he could help defeat Joseph Watson 69 and watson-s7g. Afterwards he was taken to Evil watson-s7gs castle to receive new powers.

Allies: Evil Joseph watson 69, Evil watson-s7g, Evil Joseph Watson 169

Enemies: Joseph Watson 69, Watson-s7g, Eggwell, Joseph watson 38, Joseph watson 169

State: Alive

Jim: Jim was an innocent child who was unfortunately kidnapped and murdered by joseph watson 5293. He was kidnapped on september 7th 2025, Afterwards, a user named DistracksGalore leaked the security camera footage of Joseph watson 5293 kidnapping Jim. It was revealed some weeks later that Jim had actually died and his funeral was held on the 13th of september 2025. He has not made any other appearances since then.

Allies: wolverinerereborn, DistracksGalore

Enemies: Joseph Watson 5293

State: Dead

Good Joseph Watson 5293: Good Joseph Watson 5293 is from the alternate reality and on November 27th, he had a chat with watson-s7g about the evil counterparts that had escaped the alternate reality. Basically, he is the entire opposite of Joseph Watson 5293. 

Allies: Joseph Watson 69, watsons7g, Joseph watson 169

Enemies: Evil Joseph Watson 69, Evil watsons7g, Joseph Watson 5293

Evil Joseph Watson 69: He is from the alternate reality. To put it simply, He is Joseph Watson 69 but evil. He made his first youtube video on December 14th 2025 explaining how he had escaped the alternate reality and was coming to destroy joseph watson 69 and his allies. His best friend is Evil watsons7g and Evil Joseph watson 169. On December 15th, he ambushed Joseph Watson 69 at the blue trailer, but was squashed by Saanta. Then on december 18th, He tricked Joseph Watson 69 to come to an evil alleyway where they fought, But Joseph watson 69 used ''We are Charlie Kirk'' to defeat him. On January 5th 2026, he stalked Joseph Watson 169's white van but Joseph Watson 69 and Joseph watson 169 Played we are charlie kirk to scare them off. On January 10th, He then ambushed Joseph watson 69 and Joseph Watson 169 while they were at the desert of gayness. He was then exploded into space by Joseph Watson 169.  On the 11th of January, Joe the assasin found him in space and they made a deal to let Joe join in on the evil squad.

Allies: Joe the assasin, Evil watsons7g, Evil Joseph watson 169

Enemies: Good watson 5293, Joseph watson 69, Joseph Watson 169, Eggwell, watsons7g.

Status: Alive