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Make America Geeky Again (MakeUSAgeeky.com , MAGeekyA) is the successor to John4Midwest.comBerman's (long-term) anti-corruption project. MAGeekyA will be continually updated. John4Midwest will not be updated but will redirect to MAGeekyA and stay up as an archive and linked-to (such as All the Sediment's Men & Women and Judge In Pocket) by MAGeekyA. It is CRUCIAL that the US stay together 10+ years to counteract the evil. Also, Texas should NOT secede. (We must eradicate the evil here, too—the lawyer monopoly.) The imbecilic lawyer "scholars" say Texas cannot secede, and of course the "scholars" will stop Texas. No one's going to stop Texas from doing what it wants (though the staggering incompetence and the unfathomable events in Uvalde leave our sensibilities in shambles, including the propped-open door). Those ready to trash Amendment2 need to look at the photos of Ukrainian children—and children elsewhere and through the ages—missing limbs and many if not all of the opportunities life offers. (I should have been dead at 60, and young, snuffed-out lives—in light of my 2nd life—weigh on me and motivate me every day.) The anti-Am2 calculation must include those Ukrainian losses and much more—likely prevented, had Russia had our Am2.

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We need to fortify schools as much as the homes of Sup. Ct. judges (not "justices") where people canNOT be barred by an un-Constitutional law prohibiting petitioning the Royal Class. Fortification works fine for them and Am1; and fortification would work fine for our kids and Am2 . And there's an additional solution for schools. I believe a statistical "solution" for identifying/stopping prospective shooters coming out of a school environment is a (quasi) anonymous blockchain solution, which is quite simple.

This anti-corruption project—with successive (and all successful) amplification stages of Congressional candidacies—will continue. Upcoming are presentations: DEBUGGING THE CONSTITUTION (re-engineering government) with SPECIFIC SOLUTIONS to eradicate the corrupt lawyer-monopoly—the root cause of every major domestic problem. No generalized "We are at a crossroads" blather, here. Analysis & specific SOLUTIONS. Click HERE for John's unilateral, binding contract to honor his (New Hampshire senator) recall & replacement election (boot the bozo out), with 67% vote against him, with > turnout than previously—John's contract: to reimburse the New Hampshire Treasury for the cost of the recall IF I were NOT to resign & so let my replacement take office. The 6-year senator blank-check is waaay obsolete. (I reserve the right to pay in Frankensundae currency from the crypto, jk.) (Un)Favorability monitored via Moose & Squirrel XactaPoll technology, see below (has been on hold due to Russian thermo-babushkular attack). Any senator who doesn't have a meaningful tête-à-tête with voters as unfavorables near 2:1 has cephalo-in-gluteo/cerebrum-in-asinus Latin-lingo-lawyer disease.

It is essential that the US hold together for at least 5 (and probably 10) years to counter the principal Russia-China threat—and others. The FED may well be losing control of prices, now.

Monopolies—Concentrations of Power—Are THE Problem. I will debate the judges outside their corrupt, autocratic, courtrooms in the pocket of their lawyer-criminal pals. Silence from them, of course, because they know they don't stand a chance.

Money-Printing Monopoly Lawyer Monopoly

"It was far from obvious that bubbles, even if identified early, could be preempted short of..inducing a substantial contraction in economic activity." Bullshit, Alan, and BS premise; your EZ-money bubble-gas was turned on with your 10/15/98 double-rate-cut jolt 15min before market close. You set the "gold standard" for market-manipulation; your successors followed. There can and MUST be a real-time calculated component (not entire control) of credit-creation ($$ "supply") & more. Read a Lil Physics LoopéLu* PID control loop, Alan-acolytes: mismatched markets/tax code.

American Bar Assoc Code of Silence: "A lawyer shall not make a statement that the lawyer knows to be false...concerning the qualifications or integrity of a judge." (Who decides? Other judges, of course.)

ABAthe Govt "agency" accreditor of law schools—Confidential Complaint Procedure: "There is NO APPEAL of a conclusion...that a complaint does not raise issues under the Standards." NO ANONYMOUS complaints accepted. (Get the picture?)

We do NOT have free markets. Tell Growth-Club to shove—it. We have highly-manipulated markets—not the standard euphemism, "managed" markets. The tax code assumes free markets and gives a cap-gains preferred rate for the absorbing risk over time. This mismatches the Greenspan Socialist Transform that falsely has "removed" risk (postponed it), and created the delusion of markets as a statistical debt instrument that pays some "average" rate if you hold it long enough. When the media bark their BS "bear market territory," the FED hews to the political howls⇒No capgain⇒No tax. Real markets go way down & stay down causing self-defenestration (elevated window-exit). Investors learn to take some profit with rising markets⇒capgain⇒tax. Le voilà.

*Little Latin Lupe Lu, for me,was Mitch Ryder, tho I just listened to the Righteous Bros, and it's great—specially hittin' the Wa-Watusi.

Putin: "We will seek to demilitarize and denazify Ukraine."

Hitler: "The Polish State has refused the peaceful settlement of relations which I desired, and has appealed to arms."

Hennepin County Burke: "I believe this case is frivolous."

Putin & Hitler at least gave reasons for their wars. Judges have warred against our Bill of Rights but are exempt (not really, but they do whateverTF they want) from having to give reasons. The1983 Feldman case enabled the rapid crippling of our Bill of Rights, & destruction of Due Process & property rights. The ABA must be de-certified as law school accreditor; the lawyer monopoly extinguished.

This campaign is about saving/restoring our rights from the destroyers—the lawyer-monopoly infecting the courts & Congress & a huge fraction of the Executive; the media, finance. Also from the money-printing monopoly—the FED. The lawyer monopoly & the failure of the courts are much easier problems to fix than is the money-printing monopoly, but the latter problem is not hopeless, as I'll describe.

You think we have a country remotely like that defined in the Constitution? Our due process & property rights are at the end of the extinction path, led by the dodo imbecile-judges. The FED's infinite money printing will come to an end when they lose control of prices, maybe soon. Then, capital controls: odd/even gas days, grocery days, toilet days. Bitcoin is NOT a solution with any stability. It is the opposite: a brilliant enabler of instability and a financial mousetrap.

The 9th Amendment is the unsung hero: "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or DISPARAGE others retained by the people." This is one of the greatest sentences in the English language. It has the only occurrence of the word, "disparage," in the Constitution. "Disparage" is a very good word because it is "orthographically" similar to garbage. "Orthographic" is having to do with spelling. Disparage means to treat someone or something like garbage. Paraphrased, Am9 is: "Nothing written in the Constitution shall destroy or make garbage of any natural (God-given) right you have." If a judge treats you or your rights like garbage, it's the eeejection seat, as we grade-schoolers used to say in the 60's. It is a violation of his oath to uphold the Constitution. The mathematical proof is short. I'll show you.

July 2020: "China and Russia (further) aligning is VERY bad. Do not unnecessarily p.off the Russians. Respect the Russian people, their enormous talents and rich culture; those have been around far longer than any government and are distinct from it. This is not Russian "sympathizing" or "apologizing." This is smart generally and especially with the Russians. You don't invite people with nukes, world-class scientific expertise (to say nothing of their music and literature) and more, of which they are deservedly proud, to want to take a shot at you."

There was a professor, down by the banks of the dirty-water Charles, who wrote: "Outside of logic and mathematics, our basis for separating fact from fancy has to be probability, whose elementary laws are beyond dispute." This is also one of the greatest sentences in the English language, though it's not clear to me that probability is outside of logic or math, but Irving Segal was a lot smarter than I; and I've quoted that to the 9th Circuit Court and, I believe, to the Sup Ct, because it states how we came out of the caves. If you have a real job—like cutting metal on a milling machine (I've got two) or diagnosing an engine problem (I've got all my FAA powerplant signoffs) or HVAC or plumbing or anything electro-mechanical or troubleshooting on the electronics testbench (and yes, software too:)then you know how to separate fact from fancy, because you've learned the hard way that the physical world will kick your butt if you don't throw out all assumptions and strive for objectivity in analyzing a problem. Judges, who are polysci's and similar, can't identify a spark plug under the hood. This matters a LOT. They ignore reality or try to write around reality. You cannot, not on your job. They get away with anything and everything. They are troglodytes, benighted in their caves, and they are the root cause of every major domestic problem we have.

You DON'T need any more lawyers in Congress. You Need An Engineer (with engineered Titanium in him:)

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"I filed as a U.S. Senate candidate on June 1 in Kansas and on June 2 in Minnesota. I decided after I saw the knee on George Floyd’s neck on May 25. I was appalled (but not surprised because Minneapolis courts are a protection racket that allows lawyers and police to get away with anything they want). My interest is in the Midwest. The great thing about President Donald Trump’s impeachment and trial was that it showed clearly — if you weren’t aware of this already — that Congress decides what is an impeachable offense. And the only thing that impeaches Congress is the lever behind the curtain in the voting booth. Lawyers and professors don’t decide. Courts don’t decide." (Candidate Statement, Duluth News Tribune, July 22, 2020)

• The courts have failed and gone awry, giving license to bad cops to put a knee on a neck and more. The "rule of law" is a myth. Good police suffer tragic retribution. The world suffers. (If you don't think so, vote for someone else). Congress can fix this relatively easily. My frozen, near-death, shattered body was saved by a hundred police, firefighters, EMTs, and other heroes. I am highly motivated. WashDC power must be decentralized. It will begin to defang the media, who are for the centralized DCNY power interests. To a large extent this includes "Midwest" media, too. They are interested in good "stories" and maintaining cash flow. First, a Senate chamber and offices built in the US geographic center — fully networked to the DC Capitol and in full authoritative combination with DC. Draw a big circle around Kansas City, and think about this, Mitch; and Cincinnati, Madison, Dakotas, Utah, Texas, etc. The cost, relative peanuts. Travel efficiencies↑democracy↑↑↑ How naïve of me.

• Congress could get back to its constituents easily, and allow the heartland to assemble peacefully and petition Congress much more easily. Crazy, I know.

• The Senate can change its rules to use a weighted-sum approach to seniority. Holding all the marbles all the time is not fair or good for the class; the teacher says so, Mitch.

We have a critical semiconductor shortage/defense vulnerability, broadly at the mercy of China's government. (The articles from the IEEE, etc. assume a large "China" component in the recovery from the shortage.) These are not simply "defense-specific" semiconductors; our network infrastructure and transportation are part of our defense, too. Our energy production and delivery depend on them. Our healthcare system depends on them. Foxconn Wisc. (not a semicon manufacturer) was destined to fail in its "flat-panel" mission from labor-rate disparity. Sorry. (It is now, maybe, making high-end servers, not that this is a sustainable business model, currently.) We have exported slavery (to China especially) for a long time; we have been on the "M" side of that slave equation. "Liberals" who are obsessed with their carbon footprint ignore how we trample kids and other labor in China. Things for us will be more expensive, made here; "What'chu think you get it for free?" Semiconductors must be made here in much larger quantities, including investment in older, more stable but essential technology. The shortage/vulnerability has been a long time in the making. Trusting/depending-on China's government is foolish.

China and Russia (further) aligning is VERY bad. Do not unnecessarily p.off the Russians. Respect the Russian people, their enormous talents and rich culture; those have been around far longer than any government and are distinct from it. This is not Russian "sympathizing" or "apologizing." This is smart generally and especially with the Russians. You don't invite people with nukes, world-class scientific expertise (to say nothing of their music and literature) and more, of which they are deservedly proud, to want to take a shot at you. Only morons like Chris Matthews level mindless insults with no understanding of strategy, culture, or human nature. And BTW, I survived a thermobabushkular attack. Don't get on the wrong side of a Russian grandma. Trust me.

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Elect practical understanding. Get things fixed, for a change.



The final transmission by the pilot, recorded at 1933:17, was "I can hear you, sierra bravo, attempting to maintain altitude." At that point the airplane had descended to 6,800 ft msl and was 2 miles south-southeast of the crash site. At 1933:44, the final radar return was recorded about 1 mile south of the crash site at 300 ft above ground level (agl).

Analysis:Solution:Don't Quit

I didn't quit, and I won't quit on you!

John..I am starting my forty eighth year in emergency services..I do not know if you are a spiritual person; but if there is any validation of guardian angels it would have to be your crash. So many things were not in your favor. Chief Martin Vigil

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When you hear a mother, who is a 911 dispatcher, tell you that her late son was one of the angels watching over you while you were freezing and near death, with your body shattered, that changes you, needless to say. I'm just gearing up, and I'm not going to quit.

Lots of lawyer candidates. Lawyers endorsing lawyers. DC lawyers endorsing more of the same. Get the picture? Lots of luck there. Get an engineer, instead. Get things fixed, for a change.

We are in "stage 1" (or thereabouts) of hyperinflation, with gasoline prices rising daily and with markets as some "can't lose" play things, with 18 year old kids and ditzy Arkchicks lecturing about supposed "stores of value;" and with a Federal Reserve a one-trick printing pony; and with faked-out regulators. No other candidate mentions these or understands the crucial implications. And a China-Russia alliance is a BIG problem. The Midwest will get the shaft unless, at a minimum, it has a knowledgable, forceful advocate who focuses on the root cause and the effects. Don't Be A Sucker! Elect an engineer, who has experience solving practical problems -- not some polysci/history lawyer who has lived a "professional" life on the wave of the Dues Process state-granted monopoly-mob. The solution assumes it's not too late to solve the problem here. Monopolies are the problem; our "free" markets are a myth. The DCNY monopolies are the root problems. The solution will stick in a lot of craws. If you elect a lawyer or the functional equivalent, the Midwest craw will be the big stuckee. DCNY is out for itself -- its own interests -- not for you. A Midwest regional caucus/alliance is the first step in the only viable solution to break the legal and financial monopolies. Bitcoin -- brilliant as it is -- is not the solution; it is an enabler of a domestic rift not seen in 150 years.


(From my Letter to The Wichita Eagle, July 30, 2020)

If you are still undecided on whom to cast your vote for -- for specific solutions to some big problems and big Midwest-specific problems, presented and fought-for aggressively and compellingly in the U.S. Senate -- I ask you to take a look at John4Midwest.com. And if you are decided, I also ask you to take a look. Moving in the right direction is the most important thing, regardless of who is advocating for the Midwest. You won’t find platitudes and recycled platitudes (platititudes) moving you nowhere on my website. Yes, it's wordy, but you’ll find the specific framework to hold courts to account for their privilege of independence, which they have abused catastrophically. Holding courts to account is crucial to everything. Non-functional courts are the root cause of George Floyd’s death and of the destruction that has followed and much more. Don’t get faked-out by the flowery stuff. Look for the root cause.

(From my 9/3/20 entry: "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.")

...or Crash.

Sept. 3, 2020: I ain't gonna quit on this. A few weeks after I awoke from the coma, I got an email from some Minnesota lawyers, which began the path to the Minnesota ballot. The court systems are corrupt as all get out. It's the legal monopoly, the Dues Process. It's obvious, and I'll be showing you a lot more, starting next entry, which will be very soon. They're not fooling anyone, and they damage nearly everything in this country. Hennepin is one of the ground zeros (or maybe zeroes). Either way, these are your buds, Tina and Amy. Burke has said so, and it's no surprise.

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Judge Puty; Computational Justice.

The federal courts have failed. They could not scale-up from 1789. They are obsolete and not up to the job. It was a good try by the 1789 designers, but engineering any system bumps up against realities of scale. State court systems are out of control and were set on this path in 1983 by a Supreme Court decision. George Floyd died because of this, and I have particular grief for his little daughter. I decided to file my candidacies because of that grief. I have a Midwest strategy. I explain this in my blog.

Judge Puty (JP) runs on your cellphone. JP would not be the last word. That would be silly. JP would be the first word and express the "Intent of Congress" (or your State Legislature if it follows suit) on your problem that you might want to take to court (or to a government agency, but that would be much more complicated and probably not feasible any time soon). Judge Puty inherited Lucy's Doctor-is-In stand, so she costs only a nickel.:)

If a human judge thinks Judge Puty is wrong, then the judge must say why. That is not optional, and Congress can enforce that. It's high time judges say why. Anthony Kennedy insisted on this, and he was right on the mark. It's in my blog. JP's technology is simple and quite feasible by today's standards. JP has some questions to ask you and some answers to give you, expressing "the intent of Congress." Congress should leverage technology to communicate in the most effective way with those who pull the lever in the voting booth. The voters have the true leverage. Use it and vote for the 5¢ Judge Puty solution. FEMA denied what Governor Walz said was 500MIL in damage. $500MIL : 5¢ = 10 BIL to 1 leverage -- ok, with a few assumptions; but it's still a lot of leverage when you figure in death and destroyed lives and heartbreak.

A small cost to yield working courts that deliver truly-objective due process. Judge Puty's computational (and therefore objective) court articulates the intent of Congress (which is the law and what courts are supposed to try to "ascertain") and does NOT permit unlimited "judicial discretion" or unlimited police "discretion" -- as in a knee on a neck. Save lives, heartbreak, and 500MIL -- for a nickel or maybe a little more. That's leverage any way you cut it. Simplistic, you say? It's a simple and inexpensive step in the right direction, and time will tell whether it's effective or simplistic. That's called engineering and a good bet.


Step 2: A Mid-America Congressional Center in Kansas, networked to D.C. and with equal status for quorum determination and everything else; so as to 1) ease the burdens created by travel to D.C. and back, and living in an overcrowded place remote from constituents; 2) bring some government labs and other resources, to Kansas -- the U.S. geographic center -- so as to help diversify the Midwest economy and also give kids enriched opportunities as summer students, as I had on the East Coast, where Don Foster (physics professor at Wichita State) was my first physics mentor/prof. while he was on sabbatical at the Bureau of Standards, now NIST(see Kansas on My Mind blog entry); 3) distribute decision-making power, for which your taxes pay, from its current D.C. concentration -- such distribution is almost always the preferred alternative.

This really needs no further detailed explanation. Kansas is ideal geographically, as anyone can see from the map. There are easily a dozen states that would benefit when compared on the basis of travel to D.C. vs. Kansas. There is little reason why, given today's construction technology, there could not be a fully-networked and secure-enough Midwest Congressional Center in place before winter hits hard, if Congress really wanted it done.

There are all of 100 Senators, and even if 24 would prefer traveling to Kansas rather than to D.C. (and I'd bet there would be more) building a basic, functional, secure facility not-too-far outside a metro area on available land would not be a huge undertaking for even 50 Senators and staff. We're talking functionality -- not domes and statutes and doo-dads. Get the job done and reduce risk, increase communication and productivity and more. With relatively open space around it, security would not be the issue it would be in a metro area. Build it modularly for fancy add-on's later or to make this a satellite facility ultimately to something more downtown. All of these are options.

The cost would be drop in the bucket compared to nearly everything else that's spent by Congress, and there would be an instant and big payoff. I am hardly one to jump at spending, but this is a cheap solution to many problems. It makes complete sense for efficiency and risk reduction. It would be the start of additional and substantial economic diversification for the Midwest. Tell me if I'm missing something. Any Midwest Senator who would not support it would have to do some 'splainin'. Other Senators, as well.

Architects and construction experts know this stuff cold, and could get it done fast. Bidding according to guidelines could well be a hold-up. That's the only real delay I see, aside from convincing those Senators who have a self-interest and State interest in maintaining a D.C. stronghold. That's why there needs to be a Midwest regional block that uses leverage on other votes. Make the Coastal-centric Senators show their self-interest at the expense of safety of the Midwest block and their staying in real touch with their constituents. If bidding is a problem, have the Army corps of engineers put up quonset huts. No prob for me. I can work and sleep anywhere, and have had to.

Also, when I was at Kansas City airport (MCI), there were Delta jets parked to the horizon.


The Senate could decide on this very quickly since it's only a hundred people and makes its own rules, and is not dominated by East and West Coast representatives. After the benefits became clear, the House could make its decision by looking at a live example.

I'm assuming Kansas would want this, of course. But irrespective of the exact location, the benefits to the Midwest are obvious. The stories of Senators rushing to and from D.C. -- sometimes fatal stories -- should be ancient history.


Farming and Ranching -- I've grown garlic on 3 out of 10 acres, for two seasons, as a proof of concept for scaling up to, maybe, a whole 8 acres. That qualifies me as much to be a real farmer as did my 8th grade ice hockey on the C&O Canal qualify me to play professional hockey (and if the kids in Minnesota had seen us Maryland kids playing, they would have ROIFLTAO -- where "IF" stands for Ice Floor of their ice-fishing huts).

My freemartin Jersey, Lulu, is now on ice in the freezer after 10 years during which time I didn't have the heart for it; but my neighbor knew it was long overdue. But I do know a LOT about diesel engines and other engines and the torque converter on my Allis Chalmers backhoe craigslist bargain, and fixing the discs on my disc. I also know a lot about markets and monopolies and scaling laws and diversification -- not all of my knowledge I've borne in mind at the correct time, personally. But I can analyze them correctly on a whiteboard, and here's a general observation: The Midwest's in the middle, but it doesn't get the better half (may one of my heroes, Jerry Reed, rest in peace). Not by a long shot, the Midwest doesn't get the better half. That's in my blog.

First, look at a rather big picture:

https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/ag-and-food-statistics-charting-the-essentials/ag-and-food-sectors-and-the-economy/

Agriculture, food, and related industries contributed $1.053 trillion to U.S. gross domestic product (GDP) in 2017, a 5.4-percent share. The output of America’s farms contributed $132.8 billion of this sum—about 1 percent of GDP.

www.statista.com › topics › legal-services-industry-in-the-us

May 9, 2019:

Legal services industry in the U.S. -- Statistics & Facts. The legal services industry in the United States generated 256.66 billion U.S. dollars in revenue in 2013. By 2018, this revenue is expected to increase to approximately 288 billion.

I don't know where statista.com gets its data. It may be good or bad; I don't know. I believe it's a fair assumption that the USDA has at least pretty good data. Assuming for the moment that both figures a pretty accurate, the legal services industry takes in double the money of America's farms. I am not saying that ratio ends any discussion, but it is a starting point from which I'll continue shortly in my blog. (As I said, I'm updating things as I go, so I'm trying to keep many things going as best I can...thanks....

Update, this is a very important topic, for Kansas especially. I'll have complete update soon. I want to add right now that the legal industry is dependent on its formal monopoly on representing people and corporate entities and the like (and on the informal Dues Process). There is nothing comparable in other industries, nothing for farmers certainly. Agribusiness-style operations benefit from economies of scale, obviously -- buy in bulk and mass produce. Smaller and small farms and ranches are a unique national resource because the risk of disruption is spread over many units; and of course they supply an absolutely essential product.

In a whiteboard "analysis" with a bunch of assumptions, there is an "optimal" point (or points) where finite land is distributed between agribusiness and smaller operations, so as to maximize output to meet demand, profit, risk of disruption, environment risks (that include long-term production and quality-of-life risks) -- all subject to constraints. Also, selling control of that land to foreign interests has risk. Okay great, so where does all that get the smaller farmer/rancher who needs to make it work now, with prices determined as they are now? I'll be back asap to give you a specific answer, with justification.......

Back with an update, finally: ok, the “specific” answer is rather general but there are some important numbers at the end that are not detached from reality. What is the reality right now? I believe there are many people dying from Covid. I don’t know how many actually, because there are great differences in how “ cause of death” is determined. I’m rather certain that this is not a traditional time. (The Kansas City Star has come out with an editorial stating that there are no “traditional Republicans” running for Senate.) I think it is safe to say that people right now are on the risk-averse side of normal: there are a lot of masks around in public, regardless of government mandates. In a risk averse environment, people tend to choose something safe and higher-priced (assuming they can afford it in their budget -- or gut feel, as they look at a grocery store shelf) over something more risky and lower priced. That tends towards the smaller farm and ranch side of Ag, rather than the big-business side, at least if supply disruption is the variable considered (and I think that is the proper focus; people get nervous when they see empty store shelves and for good reason). So what is more important right now are smaller farms, with higher cost of production but distributed risk, compared with agribusiness, in my view. The small farm/ranch is the model with less leverage.

Back to the comparison with the legal services industry. Legal services has a government--granted monopoly. It also produces words, either on paper or on computer. Legal services is highly leveraged in the sense that the marginal cost of a word (the additional cost) is almost zero -- a tiny bit of glucose in a brain reacting to create some neural activity and then wag a tongue or put a finger on a key of a keyboard or whatever. That word is charged a monopolistic rate that, say, is $400/hour -- sometimes charged, wrongly and illegally, for waiting on the phone (I’ll give you an example later).

The cost of producing $400 of wheat or corn or garlic or or beef, chicken, pork or other people-fuel is much higher than however much glucose (and whatever you want to add in bodily production) is spent to produce $400 worth of legalgoop. And people-fuel producers don't have a state-granted monopoly, either. You see where this is going, right? Legalgoop is highly-leveraged in the extreme compared with farming and ranching. It takes very little glucose, etc. to produce $400 of legal income compared with $400 of farm income. And the quality of much of the legalgoop ranks with the by-product of beef farms and the like. Do you wonder whether legalgoop affects farming and ranching? Legalgoop affects everything. For starters, just look at how many lawyers there are in Congress. And there is much more of an effect. (Continued as soon as possible.)

Amendment 1: Don't shout "Jamoca!" at a swimming pool in summer. Aside from that Am1 is inviolate.

Amendment2: I want to preface this, in light of the murder of the federal judge's son and wounding of her husband and every aspect of that attack. There is no corner of any dimension of the multiverse where you can find any suggestion by me that this is not totally awful. It should be obvious that I have a LOT of issues with many judges and I believe they should not be judges, BUT violence against them is not only awful; it won't solve any issues about courts, and it will make them worse. That's not just a trite-sounding line. I believe, obviously, that the Judge Puty (Totoware) technical solution WILL fix the courts and the great many things courts affect -- easily and quickly. I grieve for her son, as I do for Otto and Mr. Floyd's daughter and Mr. Shaver's daughters (and the rest of the families). The particular thought of a 20-year and growing light in the human sky getting snuffed-out just by opening the door makes my heart shudder in its own way. This is what I wrote prior to my reading about the New Jersey judge: the 2nd Amendment is critical and every bit as important as any other Amendment or Article or Section or Clause and right alongside the 1st Amendment and for good reason; but Am2 was and is the Constitution's insurance policy. It is NOT the primary means of "petitioning," and no one should ever say or even think that I've suggested otherwise or ever will. These days a person can attract scrutiny and obloquy simply by speaking and by speaking a reasonable interpretation. My view is that my interpretation is much more than merely "reasonable:" "hunting" and "sport" are mere fringe benefits of Am2, not its reason. And one doesn't have to go to extrinsic Federalist/Schmederalist sources. The reason is protection of what are most dear; and that includes protecting Am1. So long as Am1 (and separately, family and property) is truly protected and truly available -- and that includes the right to petition courts (about which the Sup. Ct. said "The right of access to the courts is indeed but one aspect of the right of petition") and election votes are truly counted and not "stuffed" -- then Am2 is merely insurance. The US consists of at least two sub-countries, and Am2 does not scale well as population density increases. I'd no sooner take my '87 F-350 crew cab to NYC than I would a firearm (and that was true even before I became an "incomplete quadriplegic"). Sure, there was Umpqua College in Roseburg, OR and Red Lake, MN and others (I'm looking at the Wiki on school massacres); but population density is the strongest factor. The choice is the degree of school security/fortification. Put Biden's 2-TRIL climate "fix" towards school security, and children would benefit more from that than supposed "climate security." (No, the science is not "settled," and climate "engineering" is a wild guess, at best.) The greater the population density, the greater the chance there will be friction that leads to something bad; and more targets. Give people greater access to speak their minds by petitioning in court, and they won't "speak their mind with a gun in their hand(s)." (C. Cross' best line.)

Poor Richard had the engineering insight to see that there was really Article 0, which the other founders were calling, "We the People." But the others weren't recognizing that this "We the People" thing was really the first and most important Article -- the real McCoy -- so Poor Richard put it first, as Article 0. Poor Richard knew that Mr. (and Ms.) Peebles worked better, in the broader grammatical context, than "We the People" did (see my blog). Mr. Peebles also has Congress, Article I, the big Magilla. Poor Richard knew that Magilla was not supposed to be for sale, but there was always that risk. I am not for sale, and I have real solutions.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .


Totoware, Alpha Release

Your "Police Reform" Legislation Won't Work Without It

July 27, 2020: I filed for US Senate in Kansas on June 1 and Minnesota on June 2. Such a decision was on my life’s radar as much as hitting the ground at 150mph, which is what the radar track showed from the NTSB. The track is on my blog at john4midwest.com, with quite a lot more. Too much, I know. Life holds surprises that can sometimes be complicated – like walking.

To say I was surprised – a few weeks after I awoke from a two-week medical coma, six surgeries, excruciating pain and a very loud prayer, “Please, God!” with a final request – when lawyers from Minnesota sent me an email, is an understatement. They think they’re “tough,” lawyers do, with their friends in robes for 36 years. I showed them a link to the Mayo Clinic’s description of “neuropathic pain.” (This is all on the public record in federal court, link down the page.) The chief of the Santa Fe rescue teams wrote me, “Your Angel had to have protected you during that long off road Ambulance journey. … I remember talking with other firefighters while we were changing my tire and freezing our behinds off, how you were able to survive receiving a direct hit from those freezing winds for as long as you did. I think there is only one reason.” (Our emails are in my blog.)

I decided to file my Senate candidacies after I saw the knee on George Floyd on May 25. He was a lot tougher than I. I had a hundred rescuers searching for me. I saw rescue lights in the distance, and I had prayer. I had miracle docs, nurses, and techs putting me back together and caring for me, and many more than one angel on my side. I was intubated and on a respirator, and I could breathe. Mr. Floyd had only his last gasps for air. I don't think a mind can focus on prayer while the body gasps for air. Mr. Daniel Shaver in Arizona had only his pleas while sobbing and prone on the floor. Their little daughters don’t have their daddies. Mine does.

The problem is the courts. I saw the writing on the wall, starting last February 10 in a Hennepin County court. It was astonishing. You can write all the “police reform” legislation you want. It won’t matter with dysfunctional/non-functional courts in the pockets of lawyers. It’s the Dues Process, the money flow. See my blog. The root cause of Mr. Floyd’s death was Minnesota courts. I saw additional astonishing words in Hennepin in March. Then astonishing words from the Minnesota Court of Appeals on April 7.

I’ve been designing and troubleshooting electronic hardware for decades. All of science and engineering involves making predictions – probability and statistics. Computer modeling is an essential tool. I’m lucky to have had interesting jobs. Predicting whether a big laser could shoot down a missile. Predicting error rates in data communications. Predicting satellite positions in low earth orbits or station-keeping, predicting what image would show up on a fighter-jet’s cockpit display, predicting how tiny structures would etch on semiconductor wafers. Predictions boil down to tossing a coin over and over. If it’s a mathematically “fair” coin, heads and tails have equal chance. Mr. Floyd and Mr. Shaver didn’t stand a chance. I had all the luck and many angels, too. I’ve thought about this and still do. In 2016, I shed tears for Mr. Shaver and his little girls and have done so for Mr. Floyd and his daughter. Mr. Shaver’s luck ran out well before my 2018 accident and also before President Trump took office. He did not cause either Mr. Shaver’s death or Mr. Floyd’s death. Courts enforce the law on law enforcement. They are the root cause of Mr. Floyd’s death and what triggered the rioting around the world and disaster zones in Minneapolis.

Making predictions on science and engineering jobs is fun. After I read the astonishing words from the Minnesota Court of Appeals on April 7, I did something not fun. I wrote an April 15 petition to the Minnesota Supreme Court. I saw the writing on the wall. I didn’t need a computer model. I wrote that Hennepin County courts and the Minnesota Court of Appeals consider a “judge[‘s] pure arbitrariness, as from countries run by military regimes,” okay. “The mere unreasoned 'belief' of a judge, as a valid exercise of discretion,” is just fine. I put the State papers on the Minneapolis federal docket on May 18. Arbitrariness is how despots make rulings. “Just because I say so.” That’s Hennepin.

I wish my prediction had been wrong. I wish Mr. Floyd were alive with his daughter. But Minnesota courts give judges blank-check “discretion.” They make that clear in their orders. Blank-check "discretion" is unlawful; discretion always has limits. This blank check is telegraphed to police, obviously. Police pay attention. Police with integrity know better. Others don’t.

I consolidated my State court records on the Minneapolis federal-court docket because I wanted those records to be in one easy-to-access place, so people could see a military regime at work. It’s Document 8-1 in Berman v. Segal. One week later Mr. Floyd was dead.

In my blog on June 10, I wrote: “Google-search these words: torturer's horse innocent behind. It's real short and really important. … The poem was written in 1938, about the rise of dictators, while life just went on.” W. H. Auden was making a prediction.

I wasn’t predicting any particular scale of catastrophe. But arbitrariness is easy to recognize: “just because I say so.” That’s how despots give orders. I know first hand that when courts fail, bad cops take the cue. When the bodycam and the written report show two completely different things, you know courts have failed. Bad cops have unlimited “discretion” and abuse it. Like a knee on a neck. However, I have never seen such blatant failure, flagrant cronyism, and “anything goes” “discretion,” as in Minnesota courts.

I’m filing a motion in Minneapolis federal court today, where there is a “self-styled” view of the law from a federal judge, Donovan W. Frank. Due Process does not exist for Judge Frank and his Magistrate. My complaint’s statement of jurisdiction was: “This action arises under 42 U.S.C. §1983; under the due process rights provided by the First and Fourteenth Amendments to the United States Constitution.” It’s a sample input in the software, below. Seems everyone knows everyone among Minneapolis judges and lawyers. Here is a part of my motion, but written in the Python language.


import sys

x = input("Input your Statement of Jurisdiction.")

#Type sample input: This action arises under 42 U.S.C. §1983; under the due process rights provided by the First and Fourteenth Amendments to the United States Constitution

keywords = ["due process", "equal protection", "extra mozzarella","SS-396 chevelle"]

for z in keywords:

if z in x:

break

else:

sys.exit("It seems you may not have a question of federal or Constitutional law.")

print("Got it. A federal question.")

print(z)

if z == "extra mozzarella":

yum = input("State-run cafeteria? Deep dish and calzones on menu?")

elif z == "SS-396 chevelle":

vroom = input("What year? All years were great, just curious.")

#def order_text(func_PACER_pdf_ocr_cellpic2text):

# if decode_arg(func_PACER_pdf_ocr_cellpic2text) == 1:

# #return(fetch_pacer(func_PACER_pdf_ocr_cellpic2text))

#

#ord = order_text("0:20-cv-01199-DWF-DTS, DOCUMENT 16")

ord="Order does not mention the basis of jurisdiction."#test case

if z in ord:

print("The order mentioned the basis of jurisdiction. First test passed.")

else:

sys.exit("The order did not mention the basis of jurisdiction. Refer to Senate judiciary subcommittee on impeachment for further analysis.")

You can copy and paste it into a text file and run it in a Mac terminal window by typing: Python (the filename). I think a Windows terminal requires some Python add-on. It’s Totoware, alpha release (see my blog, What would Auntie Em have said? Gale v. Gulch, In Re Toto II). Minnesota courts have jurisdiction over Oz and for good reason.

There is no Constitutional right to a drivers license, but "In such cases the licenses are not to be taken away without that procedural due process required by the Fourteenth Amendment.” (Bell v. Burson (1971).) And “when a State opts to act in a field where its action has significant discretionary elements, it must nonetheless act … in accord with the Due Process Clause.” (Evitts v. Lucey (1985.) “But this Court now has rejected the concept that constitutional rights turn upon whether a governmental benefit is characterized as a "right" or as a "privilege.” (Graham v. Richardson (1971).)

There is no Constitutional right to a $1200 check, either (this is an example; my case is not about a $1200 check). But Due Process applies everywhere a government acts in the U.S. Except in Minneapolis courts and reviewing courts, apparently.

Though I cited Evitts (Lucey and Ethyl and Ricky too) to the Minneapolis federal court (and the Minnesota State courts) those judges ignored it or didn’t understand that this country requires Due Process in a government’s granting or revocation of privileges, not just rights. I’ll have to explain that to them again today in a motion. You know what the answer will be, of course. As I wrote (in Document 14, p. 20 in the federal court), a Minnesota judge will do whatever’s necessary “to get his pals off the hook.” I think the people of Minnesota should know this. I think they are good people and would see that it’s contrary to law and also wrong otherwise.

This extreme cronyism was the arbitrary writing on the wall of the Hennepin military regime (certified by the appellate court) that I referenced on April 15, six weeks before Mr. Floyd was deprived of his right to oxygen. The cronyism apparently extends to Minneapolis federal judges, not surprisingly. That was easy to predict.

Congress decides what’s impeachable. “Abuse of power” is impeachable. The recent impeachment and trial showed that. President Trump was tough enough to stick through it. Many people don’t like him, obviously. He should be credited with, among other things, getting Congress to demonstrate that “abuse of power” is impeachable. (He didn’t abuse his power, and anyone who has tried to get a controlled experiment to work in a lab should realize that; I’ll explain another time.) Democracy was not supposed to be pretty. A knee on a neck is ugly.

“Abuse of discretion” is abuse of power. When the abuse is extreme, Congress can decide it is impeachable. Same with legislatures. The courts are the problem.

Open-source software -- reviewed and certified by Congress -- transmits “the intent of Congress.” That intent can include holding judges to account for decisions that ignore their own case law -- and statute, of course. The software is Congress “holding to account … the independence of the judiciary.” Anthony Kennedy said so, and I agree. The software can save $500MIL in Minneapolis disaster zones, plus lives, plus little daughters’ and sons’ heartbreak. It’s simple to write and it’s cheap.


About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The Courts Have Failed. The Government Cannot Function Without Its Third Principal Component. Technology Can Fix This Quickly, Easily, Constitutionally.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Discretion Is Out Of Control In The Courts

But Especially In Minnesota


(Reproduced with permission from the Duluth News Tribune, July 23, 2020.)


I filed as a U.S. Senate candidate on June 1 in Kansas and on June 2 in Minnesota. I had decided to file just a few days before that. I decided after I saw the knee on George Floyd’s neck. My interest is in the Midwest.

Minneapolis has disaster areas within it, regardless of whether FEMA designates them.

It’s a good idea to ask whether the same old political sloganeering and policies hold any real solution. I believe they don’t.

I saw the knee on Mr. Floyd’s neck while I was writing an objection for filing in Minneapolis federal court. Last April 7, I had read astonishing words from the Minnesota Court of Appeals. I decided to file a petition with the Minnesota Supreme Court one week later. I wrote, “The appellate court’s affirmation of the mere unreasoned 'belief' of a judge, as a valid exercise of discretion, defines pure arbitrariness, as from countries run by military regimes."

It’s on the public record under Berman v. Segal. Minnesota courts have a completely wrong and distorted view of what a judge’s “discretion” means. It has led to unconstitutional decisions by Minnesota courts, violating civil rights.

The cop’s “discretion” led to his knee on Mr. Floyd, violating his civil rights.

Courts enforce the law on law enforcement. There’s an important connection there, and it made me decide to file as a Senate candidate.

Minnesota courts, including in Hennepin County, have big problems. I don't know about other Minnesota counties. I know that Minnesotans are good people, but they don’t realize the big problems with their courts.

Problems also stem from federal courts. The federal courts have failed. They were bound to fail because Article III (the court section) of the Constitution could not scale-up from 1789. I’m an engineer, and engineers think about scaling laws.

The great thing about President Donald Trump’s impeachment and trial was that it showed clearly — if you weren’t aware of this already — that Congress decides what is an impeachable offense. And the only thing that impeaches Congress is the lever behind the curtain in the voting booth. Lawyers and professors don’t decide. Courts don’t decide.

The same goes for impeachable offenses for judges. Congress, legislatures, and then the levers behind voting curtains are what decide.

My cousin Steve killed himself after he was charged for the 2008 Ham Lake fire. It was a complete shock to me. I don’t know anything about it but what I read in the news. I did know (and still know) that prosecutorial “discretion” — there’s that word again — is out of control. From my blog: “Steve was built like Smokey the Bear and, given his quiet, unassuming personality, was as likely to intentionally start a forest fire as was Smokey.”

I also survived a high-speed plane crash in 2018. Heroes gave me a second life, which also figured into my decision to file my candidacy. I was given a second life. I won’t give you baloney.

(The above reproduced with permission from the Duluth News Tribune.)


[Additional comment: My accident "figured in to my decision to file my candidacies" for several reasons. One reason was the rescue-heroes (who included State police who found me first) who answered my frozen prayer as I saw the lights of their 4x4's in the distance. When I went back to thank them, they described the weather. One told how, when he got the emergency call, his windshield wipers had frozen while he was driving from the direct hit of sleet on that night of the worst weather in decades. He and the hundred others nevertheless went into immediate action, of course, even to save a doofus like me. These heroes -- especially police who, people forget, respond to such rescue emergencies and all emergencies -- are given a bad name and put in particular danger by the ones who aren't up to the job, for whatever reason, and exact revenge, for example, on George Floyd. I owe my life to good ones who are up to the job -- a job I couldn't do. It's not easy living with crippling injuries, but it wasn't easy for the hundred who responded on that night, either. And as I've said, they all found me because they were all looking and eliminating places where I wasn't. Judges who view "discretion" as some munificence dealt out for how many "respectfully's" they get don't understand the word or the law; and shouldn't be judges, and there a lot of them. And bad cops get the bad message. This problem can be fixed with a component of true (computational) objectivity to which judges must adhere or specifically explain why not. And if they don't, they are booted by Congress and legislatures. It's time to end "deferring to the trial court's sound discretion." It's an unsound system that was destined to fail because humans inevitably abuse power. We can't eliminate judges, but they must be reined in by as objective a standard as possible -- available at your local cellphone store and networked to our legislative bodies. ]

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Engineers must deal with Reality √#1

August 1, 2020: (Note: I invite you to click on the blog image at the top here to get to my blog.) This is the first John "reality check" of a series. Scientists and engineers make reality checks constantly. When there's an equation in front of you, you automatically look at critical points. You automatically look at points where the equation instantly simplifies because some blob of variables and constants turns to 0 or 1 or sometimes to something like π -- that's the PI that you use when there's a circle. This is 8th grade algebra or maybe 10th grade algebra II, and I'm assuming that if you've read down this far on the page, you remember some of that. Oh yeah, and somewhere in those algebras, you learn to "let a variable go to infinity" (∞) or minus infinity (-∞), and that can sometimes simplify a blob, so you can see whether the equation makes sense in reality, even though "infinity" is a little dicey when you talk about reality. But if you get far enough away from something, it's as good as infinity. Simplifying blobs is important.

Just recently, I encountered a situation where a lawyer pointed to a sworn declaration by his client (C), which stated that C was not at some place (P) at particular time (T), and had no idea who I was and knew nothing about me, prior to the court case. At the same time, the lawyer has also claimed that C had a 1st Amendment right to speak to police concerning supposed events that supposedly happened concerning me. Put another way, C swears under oath that it was physically impossible that she could have ever spoken about something because she knew nothing about it, but the lawyer says she had harm stemming from her speaking. This may sound like a blob to you, and you are right. I'll write down the equation for this soon.

And oh, this physically-impossible harm is something about which C can take action, according to a young judge who chit-chats with the lawyer about personal stuff and went to school with the lawyer. But if Congress or a legislature passes a law that makes it illegal to do something that you and lots of people have been doing with no harm to anyone, someone needs to get arrested or have some other actual harm in order to challenge the law in court. I've been sending updates to that State's legislature letting them know what baloney the courts turn their laws into. Congress and legislatures can hold courts to account for their baloney. I'm already trying to do that. It's costing me a lot, but I'm not going to let them get away with baloney -- at least not in private. As I describe in my blogs, Americans and our allies have gone off to war and suffered and died for principles that are supposed to make sense and not get turned into baloney. You want someone who will call the baloney for what it is, and put it to baloney-makers? I'm your guy.

Oh, and I want to emphasize that when you see a π in an equation, it's a good bet that there's something spinning around in a circle (like the world to the fool on the hill; or the world to those in an airplane that has gone into a spin) or something going in an orbit, like a rocket around the earth, or the earth going around the sun, or an electron going around a nucleus.

If you go to my Baloney blog and read my letter to Boeing, I think I quote from the draft memo the NTSB investigators sent me for correction (I'll double check). It was a long memo, and they thanked me afterwards for a "great interview." I gave them everything I had, and I even discovered, on my cellphone, data from the flight track app, which showed me going to the Liberal, KS big Walmart and then to the Neighborhood Walmart grocery because I thought that Great Value 1% Chocolate Milk gallons might be cheaper at the Neighborhood store. I snoozed in the Bronco in the Walmart lot, and I saw Dorothy's House in the distance across the lot. I've thought about that thousands of times since, and that -- had I gone to see Dorothy -- I might have then decided that I was tired and cold and should have gone to Motel 6 for a hot shower and good sleep, instead of crashing. I'll post the whole flight track for you over the weekend.

"Memorandum of Conversation: Mr. Berman stated that after the airplane encountered IMC, he recalled seeing a 1 ft diameter gelatinous form of supercooled liquid on the windshield. The gelatinous form crystallized right in front of his eyes and across whole windshield within 2-3 seconds. Additionally, immediately after the windshield had iced over the airplane nosed over into a "real steep dive". Mr. Berman increased engine power and recovered the airplane into level flight after descending 500-1,000 ft. He does not believe the airframe experienced asymmetrical icing, which would likely have resulted in an unrecoverable spin. After recovering from the dive, he told the controller, 'declaring icing emergency,' and that he could not maintain altitude."

When you write π in an equation on paper or on a blackboard or whiteboard, something is usually spinning 'round. I could not have recovered from a spin at all -- let alone in enough time -- with less than 1500' between me and mountain tops. I would have bought the π and PI and pie and the farm and everything else. I describe in my Baloney blog letter to Boeing what the AI (attitude indicator) needle looks like full down -- at night, and my knowing there's ice on the wings. I've thought about what the world would have looked like while I was spinning 'round, after I saw the needle full down; and never had been able to tell anyone. I'm telling you there is more baloney than you can imagine, and it killed George Floyd and Mr. Shaver, and it is debasing and hurting our country. And it can change quickly, easily, and Constitutionally.

And speaking of π, my daughter and I have bought lots of those little Walmart 50 cent pies since then. Mr. Floyd's and Mr. Shaver's daughters can't do that with their daddies. That's no baloney. It's an ongoing, unnecessary tragedy whose root cause is the courts. It can be stopped.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Totoware Example in Minneapolis Federal Court

August 2, 2020: I filed a Totoware example on Friday in Minneapolis federal court. (Minneapolis was where George Floyd was killed; I say this because there are international visitors to this site.) Ok, I didn't exactly file Totoware in court. I didn't mention Totoware in my filing, but here's an annotated version of my filing, containing lines of Totoware Python code from my tiny, bonehead Totoware Alpha Release, above. My hope is that the young software Aces of the world will take it and run with it open-source (and I'll have a framework shortly), and give it their smarts and creativity and show how to corner and squeeze-out corruption in U.S courts; and maybe elsewhere, I also hope. This will allow "police reform" legislation to actually be applied according to "the intent of Congress" and State legislatures and not get mangled by unlimited "discretion" (and other unlawful "errors of law") from judges. By the way, the law is supposed to be a machine -- totally objective -- outputting the same result for the same inputs. "Discretion" is within a well-controlled range and must always have a reason, at a minimum, but should really be required to be accompanied by a showing of some reasoning. This and the rest of the law isn't just for grins -- though a great many judges think it is (I'll give you some doozies of examples soon). It's what's supposed to make us different from the Lipoplasm (lipidinous protoplasm) north of Seoul. You know, where Otto's appeal is still pending. (This is all in my blog.)

As I wrote at the bottom of page 3 to the Minneapolis federal court: "If a driver license is revoked because an official simply says, 'I believe you can’t drive,' it does not matter how much notice and hearing are given; a neutral arbiter cannot be a despot making arbitrary decisions." I should have put "neutral arbiter" in quotation marks. Purely arbitrary decisions -- such as what I saw in Hennepin and what were stamped with approval by Minnesota reviewing courts -- are the same as from the Lipoplasm. The penalty phase is considerably different here, but pure arbitrariness = pure arbitrariness, regardless of where it occurs.

Obviously I wrote the Alpha Release for the "due process" in the Statement of Jurisdiction in my case. But that doesn't detract from the general principles at work, and certainly due process is -- or was meant to be -- applied very widely, essentially everywhere, and obviously to access to the courts and driver licenses and anywhere a State offers something, regardless of whether it's called a "right" or a "benefit." That's plain as day from the U.S. Sup. Ct, as I wrote above in Totoware Alpha Release. And it's in my court filing here:

A state can't act arbitrarily, which means "just because I say so," the way the Hennepin County judge acted; and which Minnesota reviewing courts said was just fine; and which prompted me to write that Hennepin is a "military regime' and an accident waiting to happen; and prompted me to put this all in federal court where it can be seen more easily and over which federal courts have jurisdiction. If the state does act arbitrarily, it's unfair and by definition a due process violation. If people are grouped as a class for unfair treatment, it opens up "equal protection." Any hard-sci engineer can easily understand these concepts and diagram them out. Software engineers conceptualize and code-up stuff -- in their sleep -- far more complicated than these rules that judges get wrong all the time, often because they are bailing out their buds. This is word problem stuff, like 8th grade algebra.

Open source software would be submitted to Congress for review, testing (only needed if Congress were not in the loop during testing, but I don't see why it couldn't be), and approval. And if I were there, you can bet I would push harder than anyone to get this process in place and fast. Congress can do this because -- like everyone else -- Congress has the right to speak about the job the courts are doing. Congress is making known its intent. My preference is engineering, far more so than -- hold my nose -- "politics," but I have personal reasons for doing this (read my blog), and you won't find anyone more committed to it and harder-working for it.

My example, above, (my case) addresses a large class of cases in which federal courts get around doing their job. A beta release of Totoware covering due process, alone, would cover a lot of useful ground. Cases of real due-process violations are thrown out all the time by federal courts. This would get the courts in line and make "police reform" and other legislation actually effective, because Congress has say over whether judges are doing their jobs and whether they need to go. And voters have the final say over Congress. That is something you can bet I'd never forget.

I'm talking here to the software Aces of the world (of which I am not one; I'm a hardware engineer who does software as needed for hardware bring-up and debug). I'm not talking to the lawyers, though of course they are welcome to state their point of view because a real engineering environment has genuine free speech -- save for disasters like Challenger. But the lawyers should remember: this is an engineering approach, where reality counts 100% of the time. Not legalgoop disassociated from reality.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Letter to Wichita Eagle (July 30, 2020)

If you are still undecided on whom to cast your vote for -- for specific solutions to some big problems and big Midwest-specific problems, presented and fought-for aggressively and compellingly in the U.S. Senate -- I ask you to take a look at John4Midwest.com. And if you are decided, I also ask you to take a look. Moving in the right direction is the most important thing, regardless of who is advocating for the Midwest. You won’t find platitudes and recycled platitudes (platititudes) moving you nowhere on my website. Yes, it's wordy, but you’ll find the specific framework to hold courts to account for their privilege of independence, which they have abused catastrophically. Holding courts to account is crucial to everything. Non-functional courts are the root cause of George Floyd’s death and of the destruction that has followed and much more. Don’t get faked-out by the flowery stuff. Look for the root cause.

The Midwest’s in the middle, but it doesn’t get the better half, not by a long shot. It has gotten the shaft for a long time, and a concerted Midwest strategy is the solution. The first two big steps are holding the courts to account; and reorienting Congress -- physically -- towards the Midwest, Kansas specifically. It’s at John4Midwest.com. This reorientation will benefit the entire U.S. ultimately because concentration of power is always bad news eventually. We’ve had bad news for a long time, with D.C. at the center.

Congress is the big Magilla, and you – Mr. and Ms. Peebles (formerly known as We the People) – are his owner. Magilla was not supposed to be for sale, and I sure am not for sale. If you want the professional and bankrolled politicians, you know where to look. If you want well-considered, novel and effective solutions with low risk, look here. You will not find a better advocate for you. You pull the lever in the voting booth. Reassert your leverage over Magilla.

-John Berman

US Senate candidate, Kansas and Minnesota


About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Some Other Questions/Answers

1) Kansas' Aviation Industry: I know a LOT about aviation and the industry (and a particular Cessna C177B), in addition to the one pound+ of titanium and cobalt chrome in me. Though I never took the FAA Powerplant exam I had planned (of the A&P rating) I have all my "sign-offs" for Powerplant and virtually all for "General." For various reasons mainly of time (and plus I bought my former -- now crashed -- Velocity XL-RG, an experimental, so the need for my A&P went on the back burner), I didn't get it. Now is not the best time for me to go finish it. I understand a lot about aviation and have a very unusual and valuable perspective. I know that I'm far more qualified to be on Boeing's Board than many there (see my Baloney blog and letter to Boeing), and more qualified than Calhoun to run it (and most any working engineer would be) because, among other reasons, I would never try to foist fault on a predecessor when I had been on the Board for 10 years...and then, in addition, try to "walk back" such a gaff. Engineers are not stupid -- and are, in fact, one of the bedrocks of civilization -- and you don't keep good engineers by setting a prime example of blame-shifting.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Mirror in the Sky.......

(or rye) What is a landslide? Here's one version:

August 4, 2020: If you can zoom your browser in on the table, those numbers are from the Wiki on the votes Mr. Bloomberg won by spending a billion (you can check the Wiki to see if the numbers I grabbed have any big errors)... $500/vote. For me, Kansas filing fee = $1760, Minnesota fee = $400, the rest added another $600 or $700 at the outside -- airfare, Motel 6, car rental...and I had a deluxe pizza delivered to Motel 6 in Topeka, so I'd better check with the Fed. Election Commission to see if I might have a problem with exorbitant spending. So, had I gotten only 5 votes, my cost per vote would have still been a bit greater than that of Mr. Bloomberg. My speculative hope was for 6 votes, and I would then have edged out Mr. Bloomie in overall vote-getting efficiency by going under $500/vote. Right now I see 770 votes, and I'm thinking that maybe you confused me with some other John Berman...like John D. Berman (https://web.ma.utexas.edu/users/jberman/) who is a postdoc mathematics fellow at University of Texas, Austin. This kid (young man) won the gold medal one year in the International Mathematics (high school) Olympiad -- something I certainly could not have done when I was in high school, or now. So I'm honored if you confused me with that remarkable "John Berman."

I will keep pushing forward with these ideas/solutions and more. You all have flabbergasted me. Truly. Even had I gotten zero votes (and I wasn't counting that out at all), I would still have kept pushing just as hard as I will now. But I will have a remarkable wind at my back thanks to your votes. Although I'm absolutely and hugely honored (small "h") by your votes, this is all to Honor (large "H") the memories of Mr. Floyd and Mr. Shaver and the lives of their kids and families going forward; AND any others you want to include for whatever reason who lost their lives in whatever way it happened. I was given a second life when all the odds were against me, and I was moved to file these candidacies by seeing some lives lost in particularly appalling ways, as well as having seen the writing on the wall in Hennepin. This country can be much better, and technology can cut through the baloney to some real solutions; and you all have truly inspired me that these ideas can be realized. The ideas and viable solutions are what matter most, and then getting them passed in Congress and legislatures and tested out and tuned up and making this a better country. And though technology holds wondrous promise and solutions, the solid Midwest values and insights and work ethic from my friends over decades (and a some relatives too) have been an equal wonder in my life.

I'll keep adding my entries here, for sure, so please keep checking back. I'll also add an email notification signup, as soon as I find where the built-in website function is, among the options, and where to put it. (I'd need to have it automated since there will surely be a tidal wave of everything flooding in because of my $/vote overall-efficiency landslide -- at least with respect to Mr. Bloomberg. I'll invert it to votes/$, so more is better: Bloomie ~ .002; JB ~ .294). Right now, in honor of Mr. Bloomberg, I'm going to exercise my right to Slurp and find the largest cup I can at the 7-11.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"Technology, Baby"

August 6, 2020: It’s technology, Baby, said Tele Savalas, the telecom hardware engineer. Optical systems guy. He also played a Fender Tele in his off hours. Tele had a micro array of phase conjugate mirrors etched into the substrate covering his skull. Way a-head of his time. His hobby was catching bad guys.

A phase conjugate mirror reflects light back in the direction it came from, no matter what angle it hits the mirror (within certain constraints, but never mind those). So when bad guys would shine their flashlights or other directed-energy beams at Tele, his skull would send the beam right back at 'em and temporarily blind them or sometimes more. Who loves ya, baby? They didn’t know because they were blinded by the light. No revving deuce or runner in the night, but Tele had them cuffed in a jiffy.

I'm not one those techno-evangelist types, for whom everything is possible within the hour, but I am a very strong believer in the triumph -- over time -- of tech over bad guys, including those very tricky viruses. And viruses are really tricky bad-boys, for sure. There have been some really interesting discussions about two suspect viral strains, possibly with a Bavarian connection; and how one or both might have migrated to Italy. If you need reinforcement of your sense of the tricky probabilities involved, read some of the virology discussion boards. And simply reading virology discussion boards, with comments coming from around the world, together with genome sequencing and more, is technology not dreamt of even a hundred years ago.

As I wrote in my blog (and can't find right now), one bad mutation can ruin your whole millennium. So, as bad as things are, they could be a lot worse and become a lot worse -- at least from where we are right now, sorry to say. That does not mean I'm not hopeful, though. And also following a more informed discussion than Fauci good/Fauci bad is worth doing. Those who are using the standard playbook -- especially politicians slogging through the slogans -- are making a mistake. The "right" solution is frequently not the apparently-easiest solution, don't ya know. And it gets even trickier when the "standard" for cause-of-death from one city or region to another -- and from one country to another -- varies drastically. So I've dodged the "Covid solution" question once already, and I'll do it again for now. I'll have more to say soon on Covid, but the reality is we're still dealing with too many unknowns to make any really good predictions. This is hardly a time to run for a decision-making position if you want people to like you. I've had to learn a bunch of things the hard way. The likelihood of being liked is never high when there's a hard problem, with death in the equation. Sorry again. I will say that is its unlikely the economy will "bounce back" to where it was. Sorry yet again. I do know something personally about trying to bounce back and make the best of a difficult situation -- like walking and more. Striving for objectivity and understanding that objectivity is really hard to come close to -- and might give you an answer you don't like -- are among life's hardest lessons. Hardware engineers know a great deal about striving for objectivity because you can't patch hardware, in most all important modern cases. The old joke is: that's why they call it hard—ware. But make no mistake, as I've written here, software Aces are coequal kingpins in tech too. And I'll be depending on them to take Totoware to the limit -- the good limit.

BTW, Bo Jackson had the phase-conjugate mirror's mechanical analog on his glove in left field when he pegged Harold Reynolds at home. Some people think that Bo had a tennis racket with perfectly elastic strings, but that’s ridiculous. Even if he had had one, he still would have had to get the aim right-on to send the ball straight back to home; and no one could do that. In order to field and make that throw, he needed a mechanical phase conjugator. Just like with an phase conjugate mirror, a mechanical phase conjugator sends a baseball straight back from where it came, no matter from what direction it hits the glove. So that line drive to left hit Bo's glove and traveled right back to home. Bo certainly had remarkable athletic accomplishments, but fielding and pegging that throw would have been superhuman without a mechanical phase conjugator. Bo undoubtedly knows nonlinear optics and its mechanical analog. See how he was hiding the apparatus under his arm?

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

I sat down and wrote you a long letter: Whaddaya say? Tina and Amy? C'mon now, whaddaya say? (Part 1)

August 8, 2020: Actually I wrote Tina and Amy twice by email -- both simultaneously and identically by cc-ing them and about a half-dozen staffers. It actually wasn't a very long a letter, but I had written some other people previously and had forwarded what I had written to Tina and Amy and staffers. I got an auto-return response from one of them. That's all good. I'm pretty sure some people on their staffs saw the letter. I sent a short follow-up four days later. I think it was a very important letter. If I represented you, I'd write some Python code to scan my emails for critical words, such as were in the emails I sent to Tina and Amy. That would almost assure that I wouldn't miss critical emails.

I think others -- those who read my site and blog and also others, who are Minnesota voters but don't read me, not yet anyway -- will probably think my email was important. I'll show you the letter very soon, in Part 2 and I'm trying for posting both parts today.

Sorry to say, Tina and Amy, you failed. By all appearances, you are phonies on a very important issue you claim to champion and have leveled harsh criticism about, especially towards DJT and people associated with him. Of course it concerns DJT, because everyone holds him responsible for everything, when he clearly is not. I'm not saying DJT is perfect, of course. Those who support him know full well that he's anything but perfect and far from it. But that's one of the very important things about DJT. He got to the White House not as a friend of General Powell and others for decades in D.C. I made that obvious point and other points in my letter to Gen. Powell in my blog. DJT's making it to the White House was an important event, regardless of what people think of it and whatever suspicions they have about how he did it.

As should be obvious to anyone who has read down this far on my site, DJT is not at all the biggest "problem" -- to the extent that he's even a real problem. The courts are the real problem, and the legal monopoly -- the Dues Process -- in particular is the root cause of the subversion of anything remotely called "justice." The country cannot function properly with a court system the way ours is today. It is the single biggest problem, and its corrosive effects have destroyed much more than meets the eye. But the courts are, relatively easily, brought into line -- using actual technology. Not just ECF-PACER -- the federal electronic filing and document retrieval system, which is definitely important -- as one bigwig lamely fell back on when he testified to Congress. Technology can and should do much more than just file and retrieve documents in a court system, as I've outlined with Judge Puty and Totoware. Had they been in place and the court system not been out of control, I strongly believe that George Floyd would be alive and playing with his daughter now.

In any event, of course DJT is far from perfect, and a great many people obviously have extreme antipathy towards him. But they are no way near objective about him. "Objectivity" is a subjective thing because objectivity is impossible in the pure sense, of course. Judge Posner wrote: "Recognizing the inherently subjective character of this ostensibly objective test." There are things I've disagreed about with Posner (and one thing that he supposedly said, not in a court opinion, was downright stupid), but he nailed that one, and he's nailed other things. He was the hardest working appellate judge I've come across (though in fairness, I've never made an exhaustive review of judges; a random sampling is all one really needs to make in order to see the big problems), which was clear to me just by searching on the 7th Circuit's website, which at the time had an actually-useful search function. That and the D.C. Circuit were the two sites with actually-useful search functions. I once wrote a little comment in the "How are we doing" feedback box to the 9th Circuit, concerning their touting their "advanced search" functions. It was nothing, just a piddly basic search, at least at the time. Maybe things have changed. I've been studying, as a sideline, the court system for some time. It's basically awful.

Anyway, I've sidetracked myself again. DJT does respond to nearly everything, it seems -- while Tina and Amy do not -- and that also creates big problems for DJT. And he even muses over that Twit-thing and makes his musings public, which is really bad, and I wrote early on here that he should deep-six that Twit-thing. Here's another, more direct and immediate suggestion for DJT about that Twit-thing or things. It concerns my truck, but any truck will do and most cars will.

Then forward and reverse several times.

I did a test on Tina and Amy. I emailed others too. All failed, so you shouldn't feel so bad, Tina and Amy, if you will in fact feel bad or even pay attention. But I think my test was a success. That's how tests work most of the time. There's usually some good info, even if there's some failure, and there's usually some failure. That's why failure isn't all bad. Not at all. That's how you really learn. Remember, I'm a hardware engineer. I do tests by instinct and training over decades. Can't help it. Chicks test guys all the time, so we're even. Not that Tina or Amy ever tested me or anything, but it's a human race "gestalt" thing, to sound like a freshman -- chicks and guys.

There was a girl in my 9th grade French class -- wasn't my type (and I doubt I was hers), so there wasn't that factor. Nearly every day from her: "Is this going to be on the test? Will this count toward our final grade?" Every guy eventually figures out with chicks that everything's on the test, and it all counts toward your final grade. You don't realize that in high school or much of college; at least I didn't. Now, don't get me wrong. I think chicks are incredible creations. God's true gift to guys. In fact, I was told over the years that I'm way too much of a gentleman, not aggressive enough. You know, nice guys finish last sort of thing. I just said, to my best guy friends, big deal. I'm okay with that. I need mutuality. You see, it's not just fundamental drive, pant-pant etc. with me -- which is totally a part of me, for sure, and I've made jokes about that to an extent with my guy friends, the way all guys do whether they admit it or not (and there was a joke about me that started in 8th grade, not appropriate here, which was really funny), but I always put chicks on a pedestal as wondrous creatures -- physically and the way they thought, verbally. They figure out how to talk earlier than guys do -- decades earlier. They were always a beautiful mystery. It was frustrating and more at times, for sure, but the reward was worth it. I've written songs about it. One was, "The Sensitive Male Rag." I'll post a recording of it on here, as soon as I can locate it in my archives. And this relates to Tina and Amy and their supposedly "staunch championing" of women against degradations, blah-de-blah. Because when presented with an actual case -- silence from Tina and Amy.

In my book -- and in real life -- I've written some letters. Here's a paragraph from one. I wrote it to a U.S. politician:

Dear Mr. H, I am writing you about your political problem and political future. I am cc’ing certain other people, and I will explain why shortly about a few of them. I won’t explain about every one of the cc’d, but I’ll list them and their titles. It should be clear eventually why I am cc’ing them. I am trying to keep this letter as brief as I can, but sometimes you just have to, as Gregg Allman growled, sit down and write a long letter. I am secondarily addressing this to Mr. D.

I mentioned I have friends and such in Ukraine. Here's a translation for my book. Same U.S. politician, though:

УважаемыйГ-нХ., Я пишу Вам о Вашей политической проблеме и о политическом будущем. Я отправляю копию этого письма определенным другим людям, и о некоторых из них я объясню коротко почему . Я не буду объяснять о каждом из вторичных получателей , но я перечислю их и их имена .Со временем должно стать ясно почему я отправляю им копии. Я стараюсь написать это письмо как можно более кратко , но иногда Вы просто должны , как Грегг Оллман сетовал, сесть и написать длинное письмо. Я вторично обращаюсь к Г-ну Д.

I have friends in France, too.

Cher Mr H., je vous écris concernant votre problème politique et votre avenir politique. Je mets en copie certaines autres personnes et j’expliquerai brièvement pourquoi, pour certaines d’entre elles. Je ne donnerai pas d’explication pour chacune des personnes en copie mais j’en ferai une liste avec leurs titres. La raison pour laquelle elles sont en copie devrait au bout du compte être claire. J’ essaie de faire une lettre aussi courte que possible mais parfois, il faut, comme Gregg Allman qui grognait, s’asseoir et écrire une longue lettre. J’adresserai ensuite celle-ci à Mr D.

My mom seemed to know everybody. Her work in life was to try to make people happy. I think she left her master's program in social work, early, at a Welsh-named college in the constellation of Philly. She wanted so much to go to Appalachia to help kids, she told me. That's what she did. She helped people and wanted them to be happy. I largely got into this mess by taking care of my mom. Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do.

Here's a friend from France. She's the daughter of a fellow who was my mom's boyfriend in college, for a time. She calls us cousins. We're not kissing cousins or nuttin'. Just friends. We knew each other pretty well when we were 19 or 20. And somewhat when we were 13 or 14.

Hi John,

Sorry for answering you so late. This is my address mail at work (I don’t have internet at home for the moment). I was so surprised when I read your message. Your mail made me remember my trip in The US. I was 19 years old…. I called my father (he is 96 years old). He remembers your mother Bella very well. He told me he danced so many times with her at the International House at the University of Philadelphia. He was happy to remember this good time. Your plane crash is terrible but fortunately you’re alive. I live near Montpellier in the countryside (about 40 km from Montpellier) but I come every day to Montpellier for my work (except the WE !) I work for XXXXXXXXXXXXXX. I think you know this firm.. Let me know when you plan to come to Montpellier. I will be very happy to see you and have lunch with you. And if you want to stay a few days in Montpellier, you can come at home. Here is my mobile : xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I don’t speak English very well now. It’s easier for me to write or to read it. Looking forward your coming, Kisses Xxxxxxxxxx

Her last name is Italian -- "i" on the end. Her dad was born in Paris to Italian parents. The year after he was born, the French changed their laws to make birth in France a citizenship right. (He was telling me this when I visited him last year.) He tried a long time to get French citizenship. (This is not a comment on U.S birth citizenship or any of that; I'm just telling you what I heard.) He finally got his French citizenship. This conversation was last year. I remember when I stayed with them in Paris in 1977, when he and I were talking at the breakfast table, I asked him about his Italian last name. I don't remember exactly what he said, but he finished with, "But I am definitely French." His head was high and resolute. I smiled and said, "I can tell." He laughed.

Last year when I visited him, he told me how the U.S. Selective Service (or whatever it was called in the 1940's) contacted him at the Univ. of Pennsylvania. They wanted him to serve in our armed forces. He said he asked only one thing: that they not send him to fight his countrymen. He told me, "Because I speak three languages, they assigned me to translate for a guy named Patton." I had been listening closely, but then I leaned a lot closer. He went on to tell me how he had made an emergency landing of an airplane on a beach. I showed him pics of my airplane.

His whole story was riveting. I didn't video it because I was so riveted, and it wouldn't have been good form anyway. Turns out, that some decades ago, he had been interviewed for a local Paris TV show about war stories. His recollections were the same, so it seems that what I heard wasn't the product brain changes at 96. I've wanted to go back and video him in English, because his descriptions in English were so great, but Covid got in the way, as well as my dwindling resources. My hope is to get to interview him in English before it's too late, but his kids will send me the French version, which I'll subtitle and post, after proper permission.

This is all relevant to my letter to Tina and Amy. I'll return with Part 2 shortly, and my letter to Tina and Amy.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

I sat down and wrote you a long letter, Tina and Amy. (Part 2) ...and you went shopping instead.

August 9, 2020: With only a little bit of further ado before I show you my letter to Tina and Amy, I'll say that I know how to write in the Indignant Chick vernacular. Indignant Chick is an English dialect. Black English Vernacular is a dialect, too. I started a "seminar" my senior year in college called The Black English Vernacular. Calling something a "seminar" makes it extra collegiate-sounding, so no matter what it's about, it sounds more legitimate with "seminar" attached. It was in the sociology department. I had no reason to believe I'd meet any chicks in the class, but I thought I'd give it a try. I don't remember anything about any chicks there. I remember that I lasted some time into the second week. Maybe a total of four classes. I tried to get my money back from the bookstore for the book, but they wouldn't take it back. I had annotated in a useful way, I explained to them. My annotations would be helpful to the next buyer. I had written in all caps: THIS IS TOTAL B.......! But no dice.

Before I show you the letter I wrote to Tina and Amy, I'll show you a snip of a letter I wrote to someone else in Minnesota. This was last April 7, just after the Minnesota Court of Appeals sent out the order with astonishing words: that "discretion" in Minnesota means a judge can say and do anything he wants -- like a military regime -- which I've referenced quite a number of times. Here's what I wrote to this other person:

My mom was a “one world” type, and I’m not saying exactly how I feel about that. I have mixed feelings. My mom’s last days were with her bilingual granddaughter, though. I have taken a financial bath (and with untold hours spent) because I legally moved my mom to California from Maryland. I didn’t know it at the time, but I had run afoul of the mob, where the trust fund cow must be kept in the barn for milking. However, the relationship between my daughter and my mom, through her last days, was priceless. I have pics.

One of the chapters in my book is, 𝚂̶𝚘̶𝚖̶𝚎̶ All of my best friends are black. In kindergarten, Otis, Jody, and Lincoln were my best friends, along with Camilla, whom I had a crush on. Otis said to me, about a decade ago, “Didn’t we all!” Otis also said to me a few years ago, “Hey bud, you don’t ever need a reason; you just pick up the phone, ok?” That’s priceless too. No matter how much money the lawyers will end up XXXXXXXX from the trust — and I’ve accepted that they will XXXXX it all — I have some priceless things.

Otis and I are "birthday brothers," one day apart. We would go to each other's bday parties and usually sleep over the night before. I have a pic of Otis and me on my front steps, with a few girls, at my 6th bday party, but I can't find it along with a bunch of other memorabilia. I'm trying not to be beside myself. I remember where I saw it all last and approximately when. But I just cannot find the stuff. My tetra-para-hemi-plegia-paresis (which is what you get when three mathematicians open a candy store) isn't helping my search any.

There are few people more upbeat than Otis. You need to see the pic of my 6th bday. I'm not telling you this stuff to assert my "liberal credentials" or baloney like that. As I wrote in my blog, “in some very important ways, I'm more 'conservative' than all the Foxsters and their panty hose rolled into one. I am not correspondingly more 'liberal,' but I am very 'liberal' in important ways. You probably know where this is going, and you're basically right. But my theme may have some variations on the typical one.”

I'm telling you this because it shows the great friends I could call when I was pondering, in my hospital bed, "going shopping instead," a line I first heard in 4th grade on one of the Butterfield Blues albums. I'd been looking up the oxycodone dosage that would induce respiratory arrest. It's hard to find. Everything is "suppression," but not "arrest." It was never really a serious consideration (so the FAA medical people can put down their note pads), but because I'm an engineer and have a habit of considering all possibilities, I was checking out the information. I had my daughter and one other person -- from Ukraine -- to live for; and hope for at least one, particular other person. I knew that many rescuers had been out in brutal cold to search for me. I knew that an entire little church and children's school were praying for me at least weekly. I knew that miracle docs and nurses and techs there worked and worked to save me and put me back together. And I had buddies from all times in my life, including my B-day brother, Otis, from kindergarten. I could not let them down and trade them for oxycodone.

Here's the email I wrote to Tina an Amy and a half-dozen of their staff. It was a test. As I've written here, as an engineer I have this thing about testing stuff. I can't help it. It's engineering. I love it. I wrote the emails in the Indignant Chick vernacular. I know it well, having received it, on occasion. Okay, maybe more often. I sent my email as Atty XX. I called attention to a San Francisco federal judge, Alsup, with a Twit-thing account which he used to "insult" people by calling them, "pussies" and used "hood" talk -- like the Black English vernacular but updated since my college senior year.

Also pasted here are what I had previously written (in late 2017) to women lawyers on a California Bar committee (I think it was) on "women in the law" -- that sort of thing; and then to the dean of Stanford Law School, who was giving a lecture entitled, "What matters to me." I was wondering how much it mattered to women lawyers, that a federal judge -- who hears cases on women things and race things - used adolescent "insult" language of a women-specific nature and hood talk. Late 2017 was well before the Brettster J. issue came on the scene. Then I had my plane crash in January 2018.

Sometime mid or late 2018, I checked and Alsup's Twit-thing account had been deleted or suspended. His postings had been there for six years, since 2012.

It was a decent bet that word had gotten to him through back channels to delete his account -- though it now says "suspended."

There's (at least) one other possibility, though I don't think it likely.

If I were representing a constituency -- take Minnesota as a random example, Tina and Amy -- and I got information like this, the first thing I would do is send an "evidence preservation" letter (which anyone can send) to the Twit-thing and demand preservation of the entire account history of @askalsup, including IP addresses from which the account was accessed by the account holder. I don't know whether Twit-thing keeps that info, but I'd demand its preservation. In California and probably other states, if a company doesn't preserve evidence when that kind of letter arrives, it can have liability problems -- at least in theory. A Senator, like Tina or Amy, would probably be taken seriously. As I wrote in my email to Tina and Amy (you can read it, down the page), "That Alsup was not called out on this, shows, I think, just how seriously woman lawyers in positions of power or influence really take their commitment to calling incontrovertibly demeaning behavior from the judiciary for what it is. Not seriously enough to stand up to an Article III judge. Except when something may have occurred at a high school party 40 years ago, according to faded and contradictory memories." (Pretty good Indignant Chick imitation, eh?)

Last April I sent the email to Tina and Amy and staff. (I got one auto-acknowledge reply.) Last month I sent it to some members of the "women in the law" committee of the American Bar Association. Silence and no action. All of them. My conclusion, which was my hypothesis, is that all the "women in the law" stuff is baloney. First and foremost (certainly in civil litigation) it's about the Dues Process, the money flow. And becoming overtly too critical can jeopardize that -- especially calling out a member of the inner circle of the Royal Family, the Article III judges. They attacked Brettster J. tooth and nail based on evidence that was very difficult to check out; but no one would take the simple step of writing to Twit-thing and demanding to get to the bottom of the Alsup Twit; and write Roberts C. J. and others. And then Tina and Amy could get a subpoena sent out from Congress.

Had I been representing you, I would have done those things immediately.

That would have been simple. But the Dues Process -- the legal monopoly -- gets in the way, except when the political tune is not your team's tune. See what I mean? Guess whose team George Floyd was on? And other average Minnesotans, guess which team you're on? You're not on team Tina-Amy-Alsup-Burke -- the last one a Hennepin judge who's another social menace (see my blog entry, Kevin the Menace). A Burke Twit, shortly after Amy withdrew her prez candidacy (and which Burke deleted), mentioned how he's friends with Amy. No surprise there. They're all a small circle of friends, as I wrote to the federal court.

You vote for me, and my Python code will scan my emails and not overlook you; or if it happens, you write again, and we'll modify the code. Representation should be as interactive as possible. Technology helps that a lot. As I wrote in my blog (Quiz Time #1): "I'm assuming here that you don't want to be treated like an idiot and that you believe you deserve the opposite of such treatment."

I don't think I've ever used the word, "pussy" (or "chatte" in French) in a derogatory fashion, not even in junior high (but I may be mistaken) or later. You may not believe me about that, and that's fine. I'm not puritanical, as you might have guessed. But there are certain words I keep in reserve. And I happen to like the word, "chatte," and its English equivalent in...you know -- ummmm -- intimate situations of admiration, inspiration (dual meaning)...and other, you know, "shun" type words; but that's private stuff between me and her. And I'm not a federal judge or any judge with "discretion" -- infinite or finite.

What kind of judgment can a "grown" man, who is a federal judge with lifetime tenure, have who puts out Twit-things like that? Tina and Amy (and lots of women lawyers) are obsessed over bashing DJT, but an adolescent federal judge apparently gets a pass -- a behind the scene nudge to grow up and get rid of the Twit. The account says, "suspended," not deleted. There may well be IP addresses in the history. Whadda you say, Tina and Amy? Or you could just write a letter to some judges asking for an explanation. You could have back in April when I sent you the email.

I repeat. If I had gotten info like that, I would have immediately demanded explanations. You betcha. That should be obvious now, given all I've written.

Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: senator@smith.senate.gov, jeff_lomonaco@smith.senate.gov, Gohar_Sedighi@smith.senate.gov, Ed_shelleby@smith.senate.gov,

senator@klobuchar.senate.gov, Elizabeth_Peluso@klobuchar.senate.gov, Elizabeth_Farrar@klobuchar.senate.gov

date: Apr 20, 2020, 8:02 AM

subject: Ain’t Misbehavin’

mailed-by: gmail.com

I am writing to inform you of, what I consider, an ongoing outrage that has continued for essentially eight years. What you will do about this “misbehavior” (Article III, Section I) remains to be seen. According to your public personae, “Klobuchar knows the struggles that all ambitious women face at work” and “Tina Smith” ... a “strong advocate” and “staunch champion for women's rights,” etc. etc. Let's see.


Back in late 2017, I sent emails to a women lawyers association and a law school dean, in positions suited to take steps to start a correction of this Article III infection. At most, they put a band aid on it and covered it up.


For over five years, from May 2012, this Ninth Circuit District judge, Alsup, had a Twitter posting (attached) referring to certain people as “pussies,” who used a particular software technique and evidently weren't up to his manly software standards. How ironic on several levels. He also likes “old men” age-dissing talk and hood talk, “fool.” This stuff is revolting enough in normal circumstances, but publicly, from an Article III judge?


In October and November 2017, I sent the emails I mentioned. No response. However, Alsup's account was deleted some months later in 2018 (now says, "suspended," which makes me wonder whether some contrived "denial"might have been made). Here's one email I sent, with recipient identifying information deleted — for now:


Attached is a screenshot of the twitter site: https://twitter.com/askalsup?lang=en


where Judge Alsup of the NDCA wrote, "DI [dependency injection] is for pussies."


Does this matter to you? It matters to me a lot. I'll tell you why. I find it revolting that an Article III judge would publicly display such an adolescent and contemptuous attitude, especially in a written setting where he had time to contemplate what he was writing and, further, where he would leave it posted for five years. I don't have to tell you about the stature and power of an Article III judge and how women parties and attorneys appear in front of him and, apparently, appear to him.


Back in 1989, the cover, "Has Silicon Valley Gone Pussy," killed Upside magazine. Why is a federal judge's similar disparagement any more acceptable? It's not acceptable at all.


http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=86895&page=1


I write this email anonymously because in my current situation I have too much to lose by not doing so anonymously. Without, I hope, presuming too much, I would think that ### Law, with its Women of ### Law organization would want to take a public stand on Judge Alsup's behavior. After all,


http://www.uscourts.gov/judges-judgeships/judicial-conduct-disability/faqs-filing-judicial-conduct-or-disability-complaint


You may complain about actions taken by a judge outside his or her official role as a judge only if “the conduct might have a prejudicial effect on the administration of the business of the courts, including a substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people.”


I believe this is directly applicable to such a repugnant statement from an Article III judge, and such a lowering of confidence should, in particular, be felt by all of ###'s women -- and, I would hope, men too.



The junior high, misogynistic “humor” brazenly public by an Article III judge mattered enough for his account to be deleted or suspended, but he's still on the bench.


I'd guess that, through back channels, Alsup was told that deleting it would be wise. That, doesn’t solve the real problem, of course. His resignation would have been a real start.


Now, I am calling it to your attention. That Alsup was not called out on this, shows, I think, just how seriously woman lawyers in positions of power or influence really take their commitment to calling incontrovertibly demeaning behavior from the judiciary for what it is. Not seriously enough to stand up to an Article III judge. Except when something may have occurred at a high school party 40 years ago, according to faded and contradictory memories.


That's all I have to say. For now. The question is: what are you going to do about this inexcusable junior high boy, Alsup?


How does this compare with Franken? For one thing, Franken didn't have lifetime tenure with “absolute independence” and the power to ruin individuals at whim, dontcha know. So whatcha gonna do?

from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: sscharf@scharfbanks.com, gbuckley1@luc.edu, cmchang@duanemorris.com, katherine.larkin-wong@lw.com


date: Jul 10, 2020, 6:09 AM


subject: Fwd: Ain’t Misbehavin’


mailed-by: gmail.com


I have been concerned about Alsup's "Pussies" tweet for years. You can read the forwarded emails. He should have been gone long ago. Alsup's twitter account was removed first (in 2018), I believe, and then marked suspended. Regardless, any judge, but especially an Article III judge, should not be permitted to stay on, with such behavior. The Minnesota Senators don't care, apparently, despite their "fierce" support of women's issues. So what is your position and action? This is all the more relevant with your articles, "Left out and left behind" and "Walking out the door," and Kozinski too, etc. There's a lot of talk, but when there's hard evidence to explore on an Art. III judge, the enthusiasm dries up. What say you?

A lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people?

from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: info@cwl.org, christine.goodman@pepperdine.edu


date: Oct 28, 2017, 8:37 PM

subject: A lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people?

mailed-by: gmail.com

Ms. Calderon and Ms. Goodman,

Please see:

https://twitter.com/askalsup?lang=en


Judge Alsup, "DI [dependency injection] is for pussies." (Also see attached.)


http://www.uscourts.gov/judges-judgeships/judicial-conduct-disability/faqs-filing-judicial-conduct-or-disability-complaint


You may complain about actions taken by a judge outside his or her official role as a judge only if “the conduct might have a prejudicial effect on the administration of the business of the courts, including a substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people.”


Might an Article III judge's use of the word, "pussies," on twitter as a disparagement to mean "weaklings" cause a "substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people?"


Back in 1989, the cover, "Has Silicon Valley Gone Pussy," killed Upside magazine. Why is a federal judge's similar disparagement any more acceptable? It's not. I think it's revolting.


http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=86895&page=1


https://twitter.com/askalsup?lang=en

Does this matter to you and why or why not?

from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: emagill@law.stanford.edu

date: Nov 4, 2017, 2:34 PM

subject: Does this matter to you and why or why not?

mailed-by: gmail.com


Dear Dean Magill,


Attached is a screenshot of the twitter site: https://twitter.com/askalsup?lang=en

where Judge Alsup of the NDCA wrote, "DI [dependency injection] is for pussies."


Does this matter to you? It matters to me a lot. I'll tell you why. I find it revolting that an Article III judge would publicly display such an adolescent and contemptuous attitude, especially in a written setting where he had time to contemplate what he was writing and, further, where he would leave it posted for five years. I don't have to tell you about the stature and power of an Article III judge and how women parties and attorneys appear in front of him and, apparently, appear to him.


Back in 1989, the cover, "Has Silicon Valley Gone Pussy," killed Upside magazine. Why is a federal judge's similar disparagement any more acceptable? It's not acceptable at all.


http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=86895&page=1


I write this email anonymously because in my current situation I have too much to lose by not doing so anonymously. Without, I hope, presuming too much, I would think that Stanford Law, with its Women of Stanford Law organization would want to take a public stand on Judge Alsup's behavior. After all,


http://www.uscourts.gov/judges-judgeships/judicial-conduct-disability/faqs-filing-judicial-conduct-or-disability-complaint


You may complain about actions taken by a judge outside his or her official role as a judge only if “the conduct might have a prejudicial effect on the administration of the business of the courts, including a substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people.”


I believe this is directly applicable to such a repugnant statement from an Article III judge, and such a lowering of confidence should, in particular, be felt by all of Stanford's women -- and, I would hope, men too


Again, there's (at least) one other possibility, though I don't think it likely.

It's not just a quiet resignation that's in order; it's confirming that a judge who Twits like an adolescent "presides" over and decides very important issues. This emphasizes why we need a truly-objective component of "justice" in order to get some real and true Justice -- not some title for certain judges who are unworthy as a group and don't come close to true Justice. And yes, there are some things that a truly objective. And Congress and legislatures decide their intent and how to make their intent clear. Tina and Amy need to really dig-in and work and really use technology, as do all Congresspeople and legislators. You want someone who really will dig-in and work and use technology? Here I am. And I have a lot of personal motivation -- and not just some polysci degree.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Chicks v. Koz

August 10, 2020. Before I start about Chicks v. Koz, I want to add a couple of things to my last posting. First, I forgot to mention that Atty XX sent a follow up email to Tina and Amy and staff on April 24 .

from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: jeff_lomonaco@smith.senate.gov, Gohar_Sedighi@smith.senate.gov, Ed_shelleby@smith.senate.gov, senator@klobuchar.senate.gov, Elizabeth_Peluso@klobuchar.senate.gov, Elizabeth_Farrar@klobuchar.senate.gov, john@tinasmithmn.com, media@tinasmithmn.com, info@tinaforminnesota.com

date: Apr 24, 2020, 12:40 PM

subject: Re: Ain’t Misbehavin’

mailed-by: gmail.com

One other thing. An Article III judge mixing-in "case dismissed" (a crucial aspect of his essentially unbridled power) with his revolting, juvenile "humor" is especially revolting. By the way, this will be an issue for Senator Smith in coming months, whether she makes it her issue or not. It doesn't matter who I am. The substance matters, and the substance here is awful and not getting better.

I got an auto-reply:

Thank you for your inquiry Re: Ain’t Misbehavin’ Inbox x

Media Tina Smith for Minnesota <media@tinasmithmn.com> Apr 24, 2020, 12:40 PM

to me

Thank you for your media inquiry. This is Senator Smith's campaign media account. For inquiries or requests related to Senator Smith's Senate work, please email media@smith.senate.gov.

So, the message was delivered twice to a bunch of addresses for Tina and Amy and staff. One or more people ignored it or dropped the ball or, possibly, just didn't notice it at all. The third alternative is a bit hard to believe, given the number of email addresses. The first two alternatives are really serious, in my view, because I would never ignore something like that or drop it. I'd run full steam to get it verified or debunked (that is actually debunked, not the pseudo "debunking" on "fact checks;" see my blog entry Quiz 2.0). If Tina's and Amy's email systems are so bad that they miss two emails altogether, addressed to over a half dozen staff, then my Python code email scanner (or someone else's or something similar) can take care of that.

Back in April, I wasn't seriously thinking of any candidacy. I had seen the abominations from Burke, the Hennepin judge, and then from the MN Court of Appeals; and it was obvious that "petitioning" in MN courts was a joke. So the alternative for me was some "political" petitioning (something that, as I've written, under normal circumstances would make the exoskeletons on the bugs crawling on my skin, crawl). But it was when I saw George Floyd and seeing my quasi-prognostication about Hennepin as a "military regime" there on TV on a gasping man, that I decided to do this.

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Ok, I don't know whether I mentioned it, but I'm presiding over the case Chicks v. Koz. I'm Juicetice Johnny, but you should not ever think that I want to (or have ever wanted to) be a lawyer or judge. Hardware engineers, though, would make great judges, because, as I've said (and as every hardware engineer -- or engine mechanic or other hands-on person with real troubleshooting that cannot be patched in software (software is supercomplex in its own right but can be patched) -- knows), you throw out all assumptions. One bad assumption can ruin your whole day of troubleshooting.

BTW, I actually may have been the youngest expert witness ever, when I was in 7th grade. A neighborhood kid fell off a tire-rope swing that swung out over the creek in "The Valley" in our neighborhood. (He got a really bad leg-break and maybe more, and it may have compromised his health for life; so it was a big deal for our neighborhood. I don't think they used titanium rods in femurs in 1969; I think about these things in terms of the technology that put me back together.) A bunch of us kids went to another kid's house for the rope-swing after the annual Halloween party at the local swimming pool parking lot.

In court, there were questions to me about the slope going down to the creek and angles of the rope and such. There were some objections from the defense lawyer, and he asked me some questions. I inadvertently made the jury and judge laugh twice with my answers -- once when I mentioned Wiley Coyote, not with respect to the kid falling but about my Big Bertha model rocket, which I talked about when they asked me what I knew about "angles." Anyway, it's in my book, along with tons of other "fascinating" stuff:). My homeroom teacher was excited that she could mark "court summons" on my attendance sheet, a first for her. And the lawyers shouldn't infer (the way they jump to conclusions so often) that that had anything at all to do with my unfortunate legal sagas.

So, Koz was a judge on the 9th Circuit appeals court, which is in California (mainly) and handles the largest region of the US including some Pacific islands. Brettster J. clerked for Koz. Koz resigned at the end of 2017 because of accusations of his sexual harassment of clerks. Some (probably lots of) people want to tie Brettster J. to Koz in this way. Now, remember -- and I'll keep reminding you -- that Juicetice Johnny is a hardware engineer and throws out all assumptions. So I haven't formed any opinions about the accusations against Koz or the questions and insinuations about Brettster J. on this Koz-harassment topic. (I'm quite okay with Brettster J. after the "party" accusation, which I'll explain another time.) I don't have any opinion because I don't have any personal knowledge, which means stuff I've experienced with my five senses -- or if you're Uncle Martin, at least one extra sense with his levitation finger, which provides feedback to him, so it is sensory-motor skill. I also haven't seen any actual evidence (including having read testimony; I've just taken the case up). I once had to remind an appeals court of the significance of "personal knowledge," which they discounted anyway. The court system is just awful.

But now I want to make a side comment, which is a general comment, and this doesn't reflect any conclusion about Chicks v. Koz. I'll comment by way of an anecdote. A buddy of mine from Cleveland told our group of friends how his dad was in the grocery checkout line with his young-teenager daughter. This was in the 1970s. I don't know exactly what magazines were there in the line, but the story was that some guy in line just ahead of them was looking at a magazine with some revealing photos -- perhaps his own mag and not from the checkout line. My buddy's dad said to the guy to put the mag away because his daughter was there. The guy said no.

The announcement over the store speaker requested clean up at register 3. The dad was in the register 2 line. If that doesn't make sense to you, it was his uppercut that sent the guy most of the way over the magazine rack.

By telling you this anecdote, I am not expressing an opinion on the truth or falsity of the Chicks' accounts. Not at all, and I'm not sarcastic at all, either. They may well have been harassed as they say. Or maybe not. What I'm thinking is that either the Chicks don't have daddies or they didn't tell their daddies or they told their daddies that there's a big paycheck at the end due to the legal monopoly. Otherwise, there surely would have been one daddy who would have sent Koz from register 2 to 3. (BTW, I add that this is a joke -- joke about Koz register 2 to 3 -- if that is not obvious to everyone. The story about my friend's dad was true, but I do NOT suggest violence in any of this. Okay? Understand that first and foremost.)

This is the effect of the Dues Process, the legal monopoly. And this goes to the silence from the women lawyers about the Alsup Twit-thing. You cannot rock the royal boat of the Dues Process. The financial consequences are too great. This is why you won't get anything resembling actual "justice" with the legal monopoly, And no, "justice" is not simply what judges say it is, with everyone else merely a "disgruntled litigant" (see my blog entry Hansel and Gruntle). There are elements -- some big elements -- of objectivity, and they are, in a great many cases, destroyed by the Dues Process. And its silence on reprehensible things. Either that Twit-thing was Alsup's or it was a hack. Either way, the silence -- as the saying goes -- has been deafening, including that from Tina and Amy -- "champions of women's" blah-de-blah whatever their writers write for them. More on this soon.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Hypothetical Penalty Phase: You're Awesome, My Little Pony!

August 11. 2020: Juicetice Johnny wants to talk briefly -- and only hypothetically -- about the penalty phase in Chicks v. Koz, if a penalty phase would be necessary. I'll emphasize again that I don't know what happened, and maybe nothing happened, and maybe something happened. Like any good hardware engineer, I throw out all assumptions (or try to as best I can). I also know that everyone brings to the table his or her own experiences. So making presumptions about a defendant's, for example, having only boys for kids may miss something in the past. People lose children and others dear to them. And little boys deserve to be awesome too, of course.

I know the world can get you down

Things don't work out quite the way that you thought

Feeling like all your best days are done

Your fears and doubts are all you've got

But there's a light, shining deep inside

Beneath those fears and doubts so just squash 'em

And let it shine for all the world to see

That it is time, yeah, time to be awesome

Ah, ah ah, ah, awesome

It's time to be so awesome

Ah, ah ah, ah, awesome

It's time to be so awesome

You've no idea how hard it's been (it's time to be so awesome)

This dull routine we've been forced to do

Don't let them rob you of who you are

Be awesome, it's all up to you (awesome)

I feel the light, stirring deep inside

It's like a tale still yet to be told (it's time to be so awesome)

And now it's time

Some people might consider it cruel and unusual punishment to be sentenced to listening to My Little Pony, Awesome! four times a day for 30 days. But they don't know what they're talking about. Awesome! has great structured rhythm on a par with the best musical theater, great arranging, great lyrics and more. It's a song worth getting to know -- penalty or no penalty.

Now, as I've mentioned in my blog, Dora the Explorer's voice is precisely tuned to drive middle-aged men bananas. So that would start getting into cruel, if not exactly unusual. But a rendition that mixed Dora with My Little Pony's Awesome! might well be a truly extraordinary rendition. That's a topic for another day.

There's a good deal in the "Women's Liberation movement" that I think has gone overboard and done more damage than good. I'll give specific examples soon, including very personal examples. But the fundamental problem of those who abuse power -- whether it's on a global scale or on a boss-employee scale -- is a big one. While tech doesn't solve everything, of course, it usually helps a lot. The court system is a standout example of an archaic system that suffers from the same problems that royalty has over centuries; and has caused similar kinds of damage. This can and should change. I would push to change it quickly because the solution is Constitutional, low-cost, and I think low risk.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

From the Smoke-filled Room

August 12, 2020: All I can say is, "Wow." Without an exclamation point. An exclamation point isn't suited to, "overwhelmed," "humbled," and "nearly speechless," which aren't really exclamations. Awestruck is a good one, too. Humbled into silence (temporarily) at 15,000+ votes and, at least as incredibly, 6.5%+ . I'm thinking of demanding a recount because the number is too large for me to believe. One thing's for sure: you won't find a candidate anywhere more appreciative of every single vote.

As I wrote above under Mirror in the Sky, all I needed was 6 votes to beat Bloomie on votes/$ basis, overall. It stands to reason (and intuition) that vote-getting is more "difficult" for the "last" 15,000 votes than for the first. That also depends on what one means by "difficult." I haven't spent a dime on advertising -- only registration fees, transportation, motel, pizza, tuna fish and 2% milk from Walmart. The only cost is my time. I have time -- and am not dead -- because of a whole lotta luck and miracles and angels, too...all of which may be one and the same.

I'm in either a Walmart Neighborhood grocery or a big W nearly every day. Yesterday I saw this:

This was the lunch meat section and more; it's hard for me to lean too close for too long to the small labels to see exactly, because my spine is fused in a dozen vertebrae, and there's arthritis fusing most of the rest. I'm getting-by pretty well, though, under the circumstances.

When the plane hit the ground at 150mph, in some very short amount of time -- probably under a second -- I went from the proverbial "20 years younger" to 20 years older than my chronological age. But I'm here and alive and able to tell you that. Sorry if you think I dwell too much on that event, but thinking about it from time to time -- every few days, I guess -- is one of the things that keep me going, oddly enough.

One of the many things I remember from the two-week "coma" period was a voice telling me that the docs had fused my neck (7 vertebrae) and lower back (5). I was still under sedation, so I couldn't feel what was later excruciating pain in my shattered/repaired legs and ankles, so I replied, "You mean no more downward dog and Watusi? For those who don't know about it, the Watusi was an early 60's dance, and there was a song, "Wah, wah-a Watusi." You can Google it, of course. From what I see, Watusi hit #2 the week of July 21, 1962. (continued later today...please come back and read the rest)

I'll leave the Watusi for later. Right now, the candidate and his crony (i.e. his 7 year old daughter) have emerged from the smoke-filled room -- the smoke was from the George Foreman grill making burgers. Here was the smoke-filled topic of discussion: An Emerson College poll came out yesterday, the day of the primary election. It showed Tina with a 3 point lead over Jason. The actual votes in the primary had Tina with 478k and 184k. This is a very strange disparity. BTW, I am NOT making any vote-fraud accusation; there's just something not adding-up at first blush with Tina having gotten over 2.5:1 votes over Jason but only a 3% difference in this Emerson poll.

I'm looking at the raw results of this Emerson poll, and trying to figure out the poll. They got a list of 15,000 mobile phone numbers from a data company called Aristotle, LLC. They appear to have sent out text messages (basic, regular SMS text messages that you get on your phone without Whatsapp or Viber and such) and gotten 642 of these text recipients to go to a website. Then those "recruits" answered questions in an "online survey." They also got an "online panel" of 91 people provided by Amazon MTurk. MTurk, according to what I read, is an online source for getting people to perform tasks that are still hard for computers to do more reliably than people -- like those image-recognition tests you do by checking boxes where you see traffic lights or sidewalks or open-toed, spike-heeled shoes.

Then they have "weighting by gender, age, education, party affiliation, race, and region based on 2016 voter turnout modeling" to make it come out in a way they have calculated to give the best predictability. Well, how the heck (or fwhatever) did they get a 3 point difference between Tina and Jason when the primary voting came in at a greater than 2.5:1 Tina:Jason ratio? Either a whole lotta Jason-voters didn't vote in the primary or a whole lotta Tina voters faked their answers and said they were voting for Jason. Or maybe there's another explanation that I don't see offhand.

This a really big disparity that I'm trying to figure out. I sent in my form for getting write-in votes for me counted (yes, I know). (More from the smoke-filled room shortly.)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

I Have Registered to Have Write-In Votes Counted

August 13, 2020: My View Is That the Latest (Emerson College) Poll is Clearly Wrong. Here's what I wrote to the professor in charge of the poll:

Dear Professor Kimball,


I'm looking at the supporting documentation (full results and transparency initiative downloads) for your poll, released on Tuesday, on the Minnesota candidates Jason Lewis and Tina Smith and Trump-Biden matchups. Your poll shows a 3 point difference, Smith over Lewis, while Smith got 478k (now 497k) votes and Lewis got 184k (now 192k) votes in the primary. First of all, I'm not saying there's anything necessarily wrong with your methodology or the samples from Aristotle LLC or MTurk. I'm just trying to get my head around what seems to be a big inconsistency.


It seems to me that in order to square the > 2.5:1 ratio in votes with the 3 point difference in your poll, either a great many Lewis voters did not vote in the primary (compared with Smith voters), or a great many Smith voters did not respond truthfully -- unless they "made up" their minds in one or two days. But even then, the ratio doesn't square with truly "undecided."


While making a voting decision may well wait until the last minute, in very round numbers, that would mean a 20k difference (3% of 478k+184k, plus 7% undecided in your poll) became a 294k (44%) difference in just 2 days or so. That doesn't sound like respondents truly "undecided," since those should tend to break in more or less equal parts. I don't see any resolution having to do with party registration (which doesn't appear that disparate anyway, based on data from the Sec of State, not your poll). What am I missing?

Thanks...john berman (BTW, I was in the Rep primary, so my curiosity stems from that).

I added the following a few hours later:

I should add that even if the 20% of so who did not vote for Lewis in the primary, then voted for Lewis in the general election, that would add about 50k votes. Then if everyone who did not vote for Smith in the primary, voted for Lewis in the general, that would add about 68k to Lewis...so a total of about 120k extra to Lewis in the general. That's a total of 300k to Lewis. Still, under those extraordinary assumptions, that's nowhere near a 3 point difference.

Jason Lewis cannot likely overcome that kind of gap. Sorry, but I believe this is a very reasonable conclusion.

With the very generous assumptions above, Lewis has at most 39% to Smith's 61%. The polling was supposed to control for registered voters intending to vote. (More shortly.)

I'm waiting for a response from the Emerson College polling professor. I don't expect responses, but if I get one, then great. I might be wrong. That's the thing about real life with real risk and real jobs. If you make a mistake, you eat it, typically. When JOhio or MIndiana or Bill and JIllinois or Jebraska or Jimmysota make a mistake -- the way we all make mistakes -- he or she might get a little dinged or docked; or sometimes lose his or her job. Not so with judges. No matter how stupid, malicious, or corrupt a judge might be, nothing happens to him or her. Maybe, once in a long while, there will be a reprimand. On extremely rare occasions, one will lose his or her job. Their justification for this rarity, under today's circumstances, is antediluvian. I'll discuss this more, soon. As shown above, I got no response from Tina or Amy on Alsup. I'm pretty sure that Tina's staffers have seen my Alsup posting, above. I'm very sure they got my March 2020 emails, which I've posted above.

Before I write more about the flawed poll, I want to give you an update on the bare shelves at the Neighborhood Walmart (see pic above). According to a clerk I spoke with yesterday, they had a temperature control problem and had to take all of those items away until the problem could be fixed. That sounds very reasonable -- unless you're Hank Hill's neighbor, Dale Gribble, who might suspect the clerk is covering up a luncheon meat shortage. It's not that I poo-poo so-called "conspiracy theories" because I don't; however, there is a conspiracy to poo-poo conspiracy theories, I am sure. This is another example of Russell's paradox at work. I'll discuss this later.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 16, 2020: I wrote a second quick email to the Emerson College professor late yesterday. Regardless of any specific matters concerning his poll and its results,* the real question concerns the reality -- not predictive polling -- of the 497k votes for Tina against 191k votes for Jason, and whether a general election can see Jason overcoming such a gap. I strongly doubt it, but there are interesting unknowns in Minnesota.

However, since MN doesn't have a presidential primary (just caucus), the article appears to be referring to the primary for offices other than president. It says: "But a 2016 change in state law could leave Minnesotans revealing information they'd like to keep private. To vote in the primary, Minnesotans must disclose their party selection to election judges. Voters will have to request either a Democratic or Republican ballot. A list of who voted in the primary and the political party each voter selected will be provided to the chair of each major political party. How a voter voted on the ballot will be secret. "

To begin with, there is no break-out between parties on primary voting until 2016, and it seems that 2016 information is provided only to party chairs? It would seem that that information from the Sec. of State should be public. I'll call the Sec. of State office tomorrow. In any event, I looked at some historical data for election turnout (see this site, http://www.electproject.org/home/voter-turnout/voter-turnout-data , and sent a quick Excel sheet I made to Professor Kimball), state-by-state, from primary to general elections. Because MN holds a separate caucus for president than for other offices, there's no info on this site specific to MN. And there is not compete data for all states. For what it's worth, an unweighted average (not weighted by state population or registered voters or such) comes out with a 2.2x increase from primary to general elections over those states that have a presidential primary election. A weighted average would almost certainly give a smaller factor.

But there would have to be a very large disproportionate increase in votes for Jason over votes for Tina in the General compared with the Primary, in order for Jason to win. This is an undeniable reality of the numbers, and I find it hard to believe that that would be doable for anyone; but I don't have any data at the moment to base that on. I doubt I'll find anything either.

I don't see how he can win. No one who voted for Jason or Tina in the primary will switch between the two. If all of the other votes from each party went to Jason, he still would lose by roughly 61 to 39 (see above). The only thing that could change this is a massive increased turnout for him but next to no increase (or a decrease) for Tina. I don't see it.

* And I wrote to Professor Kimball: "I do not doubt that you and your group do good work. I think there might be a basic problem with the sampling method, starting with the Aristotle and ZTurk data; and maybe a couple of other things." And also, more power to Professor Kimball and his group for releasing his poll before the primary results were out. If others (including me) had a poll that showed a 3 point gap, but a 2.6:1 ratio in the primary, I would have stopped release of the poll.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

FUNDAMENTAL #1

The Homer-000, pronounced Homer Triple Naught.

This is self-explanatory.

I will add only that Homer Triple Naught events tend to occur with increasing frequency in human males approaching age 60. If you ever sense a Homer Triple Naught event while preflighting a plane, head immediately to the nearest Motel 6. This is especially the case in sub-zero weather.

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FUNDAMENTAL #2

The Pumblechook: "Widely Respected Jurist."

It doesn't matter how stupid, lazy, corrupt, or malevolent; it's always the same recording.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 19, 2020: My daughter, her mom and g-ma evacuated at 2am from their house near Vacaville, CA, barely beating the fire.

Everything is gone except the car they drove away in. No physical harm to them, thank God. I have some experience in that department of thanks, approximately. I'll continue here tomorrow.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 21, 2020: There's no comment that I could make on the fire, which would be worth anything. Fire doesn't leave much behind that's worth anything.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 22, 2020: Gopher Ball

I guess one has to be careful in Minnesota with the phrase (or term), "gopher ball;" and I'm certain I'm not the first to observe that. I got my first concentrated lesson (that I remember) in the colorful range of baseball lingo in right field general admission in D.C. Stadium, 7-2 Cleveland. My friend and I (not Otis, whom I mentioned up above on this page) were sitting with several fat, loud black men (it's possible they were, then, referred to as "negroes" or "colored," but I don't remember) who were drinking lots of beer and making hilarious (certainly to us 2nd graders) plays on names -- Eddie Brinkman, of course; Bob Chance. I'll stop there, with great admiration for a certain first base coach and former catcher for the Dodgers (both Brooklyn and LA), KC Athletics, SF Giants, and Mets.

The drunk, black guys also gave us kids pointers on how fill in the box score sheet -- with plenty of K's for the Senators, no doubt. I remember that we kids were there by ourselves; maybe a mom (probably not a dad in those first games I attended) was nearby in the bleachers, but I don't remember that. There apparently was no issue with a couple of 2nd graders yucking it up with several slobbering drunks, no matter the race, color, creed, ethnicity, or alcohol blood level. It was hometown bball, and we were eager students of the game, ready to learn everything we could from whoever would teach us.

I'll now confess to you, that I always thought a gopher ball was slow, straight pitch where you could count the rosin crystals on the stitches, and blam-o. Apparently, according to the Wiki and Merriam-Webster, it's any pitch that's hit for a homer -- even a wicked curve, I suppose. This doesn't sound right to me; but hey, there are limits to how much I'll go against the grain. And yes, I get the physics -- that all other things equal, a faster pitch will come off the bat faster, etc. I just thought that a gopher ball referred to a slow, easy-to-hit pitch. "My bad," to use Buffy banter and Willow witticism.

In any event, I have tossed a slow, easy-to-hit gopher-ball of a pitch to Tina and Amy -- three times now -- with the Alsup "chatte" Twit-thing. I'm sure they saw the first two pitches (by email) last March, and I'm nearly sure they saw the pitch up above last week. So when ya gonna swing, Tina and Amy? Hey battah-battah-battah.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 24, 2020: Should a legislator be a "helicopter parent?"

I think so (and dealing with a Russian mom and grandma of my daughter, I have considerable expertise on helicopter parenting). I've got a lot on my plate at the moment, so I'm telling you a quick, general thought about how I see legislation. You can probably figure out what I'm going to say, based on what I've written, but here it is more explicitly: I don't think Congress' (or a state legislature's) job is done when it passes a bill into law. I'm not talking about funding it and deciding what agencies do what. I'm talking about something like...Yes, you guessed correctly! An amendment to a civil rights act! And Carol Merrill, show us what's behind Door Number One! Jay Stewart intones: Yeeeeeeees, it's a brand new, sparkling clean 1996 Improvement to the original 1871 Civil Rights Act. And it comes with a case of Borateem chlorine-free color safe power bleach! (You can watch Monty Hall and Let's Make a Deal on Youknowwhere. 60s kids watched this stuff when they were home from school with the flu and such.)

Courts have essentially ignored the 1996 Improvement Act, at least the part that allows a person in state court to take an out-of-control state judge to federal court. You need federal judges who, as a first step, know how to read. But then, who also know how to be judges and not ignore Congress' words they don't like. As I've said -- and the reason I decided to file for this candidacy -- I believe George Floyd's daughter would have her daddy today if Congress were a helicopter parent and saw that judges who don't know how to be judges got a spanking -- and the boot too. Out of court. I won't say boot "off the bench," because "the bench" is a sacred baseball term near and dear to my h.....butt. The sacred word, "bench," should be outlawed with respect to judges, but that would run afoul of the 1st Amendment, which is even more sacred.

Congress' job includes that of a helicopter parent overseeing his or her (their collective) legislative child after passage into the wilds of the world, including the court system. And to protect that child from judges who do not understand that they are supposed to "ascertain the intent of Congress," not ignore and/or rewrite what they don't like. Now, I'm not saying that Anthony Kennedy is my idol or anything because he's not, but I give credit where it's due (or try to), and he deserves credit for putting one well over the center field fence, as I've noted. Next time I'll discuss the KJ (Kennedy J.) function in the design flow of Totoware of the Judge Puty Project. I know I've detoured from this core mission, and I apologize. I have a lot going on, and I'm getting back to this core function as fast as I can.

BTW, in the department of never underestimating the Russians (and I never have), at the high end of the weaponry scale, there's atomic, thermonuclear, and then thermobabushkular. You don't want to get on the wrong side of a Russian grandma. Trust me.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 25, 2020: Random (or possibly pseudorandom or non-random) thoughts

I'm building a mystery -- at least for a little while. It's puzzle time. Sorry if you don't like puzzles, but I have to do this; I'll explain at a later date. Normally, I'll be Mr. Upfront with you (I hope you've noticed that), but I'm up against lawyers and their inside plants -- judges -- and the Dues Process. They have a huge amount of power. I'm not scared of them, though they've tried and will try harder to make me scared. Remember, I somehow survived three hours with the worst weather hitting me in the face -- with my neck and back broken and legs broken and ankles shattered -- as the rescue chief said: "I remember talking with other firefighters while we were changing my tire and freezing our behinds off, how you were able to survive receiving a direct hit from those freezing winds for as long as you did. I think there is only one reason.”

I've had 16,200 or so (plus 800 more in Kansas) additional guardian angels recently. Some people will laugh at such "peanuts." Not me. Thank you. All of you. I won't let you down, even if you mistook me for John D. Berman the math olympian gold medalist.

I started my blogs (click on the Scarecrow at the top) shortly after I filed my candidacies on June 1 and 2. I got this domain (john4midwest.com) on June 10. I started writing. Two months later, over 17,000 of you voted for lil ole me. I'm still shocked. But will always grateful, no matter what. I was never into writing rules or exercising "power," which is what one does in Congress. But, as I've said, I'm Super dee Duper upset and not going to take it anymore; and you know what that really means. You will not find a more determined and harder worker than I am, even though my nature is not geared towards "power."

It is the abuses -- gross abuses -- of power that got me into this: to fight those abuses. In 6th grade, we were the grade designated, "safety patrols," a white belt around the waist and over the shoulder and a badge. They changed the belt to fluorescent orange. That clashed with my fluorescent green socks. (This was 1968.) My mom found fluorescent orange socks on the dollar table at Korvettes, my haberdashery. The only other 6th grader at my bus stop was my neighbor across the street. I don't think she wanted the job, either. Neither of us was the "power" type. She went to Carleton College, by the way, and then became a pediatrician. That's taking care of the powerless. I thought Carleton was too cold. I was the safety patrol and wound up freezing to death after a plane crash. I guess the gods of the Northfield wanted to teach me a lesson.

I'm just playing my cards here as I think best. Right now a random (or maybe a little non-random) playing of cards is the correct strategy. (Pseudorandom is really computer term, and I'm not a computer (not fully, though I have a ton of hardware in me), so pseudorandom is not really applicable.)

This is about D.B. Cooper (no, I'm not solving that mystery). Cooper hijacked a Northwest Airlines 727. Northwest was a Minnesota company.

The Minnesota Supreme Court wrote: “The trial court determined that there was a wrongful abstraction of money from within plaintiff's premises or from within plaintiff's bank premises, and also outside the premises while the money was being conveyed by a messenger as defined in the policy.” “Defendant characterizes the hijacking as extortion, which is "wrongful" according to the definition of extortion provided by defendant. Thus, the hijacking was wrongful. The term "abstract" is defined in Webster's New International Dictionary (2d ed. 1947) p. 10, as 'to take secretly or dishonestly.'[1] In light of the above-quoted rule from the Orren case it would appear clear that airline hijacking for ransom is indeed wrongful abstraction.”

That's public record from the Minnesota Supreme Court. You can put a few words in quotation marks and search for a phrase -- like the bold-typed words. You folks are technically savvy; you know this.

The following are from Maryland's highest court (they call it Court of Appeals):

[W]illful misappropriation of the funds ... violates “Md. Rule 16-609 and section 10-306 of the Business Occupations and Professions Article of the Maryland Code, and is thus criminal conduct under section 10-606 of the Business Occupations and Professions Article of the Maryland Code.”

“An attorney or law firm may not borrow or pledge any funds required by these Rules to be deposited in an attorney trust account ... OR use any funds for any unauthorized purpose.” “ (Attorney Grievance v. Nussbaum, 934 A. 2d 1, 11 (2007).) “When it came time for Respondent to disburse funds from the escrow account to proper payees, he would "borrow" funds from other clients.”

“As a result, in finding that many of Respondent's escrow transactions violated MRPC 8.4(c), the hearing judge thereby determined that these movements of client funds were intentional.”

“Respondent's actions were intentional, not negligent. Given the Respondent's willful and intentional misappropriation of client funds over a period of two years, we are persuaded that the public only would be protected by the imposition of a sanction of disbarment.”

That's public record from Maryland's highest court. You can put a few words in quotation marks and search for a phrase -- like the bold-typed words. You folks are technically savvy; you know this. You can also search on willful misappropriation embezzlement.

There will be other random thoughts. (Sorry for the temporary mystery. Can you solve the puzzle yet?)

Pretty random, eh? My knee made that dent, and I have the hardware and scar tissue to show for it. Gonna get it removed and scar tissue softened up when I can. I think it will help my time in the 100m.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

August 27, 2020: Waiting for gODOT

ODOT is the Oregon Department of Transportation. I'm fine with ODOT, and I'm not waiting for them. That was a hook, sort of. I am waiting for another Minnesota poll, in particular on Jason and Tina. I told you (up the page here) that I think the Emerson poll was an outlier. The Eagan Patch has a headline (Senate Race: Tina Smith vs. Jason Lewis Now 'Toss Up'); then in the article, "According to RealClearPolitics, it's now considered a 'toss up.' A recent Emerson poll shows Smith up by just three points." The link to RealClearPolitics references the Emerson poll.

So Emerson's two-week old poll is the source (yep, I know how to do homework and not just take something at face value). It's not news. Nothing at all against the Emerson polling group, as I've written, but outlier polls happen, and the 2.5:1 Tina to Jason vote ratio is right there in the reality of the primary - not head-to-head, but all the same, read my post for my quick calculation.

Physics types always dig for reality. And they always know they can be wrong. Watch Feynman on the Youtuber. I quote him a bunch of times in my blog (click on Scarecrow at the top of the page). Towering intellect who cut through the baloney as no one else could. A comedian, too. And so much more. I met him once, and we chatted for about a minute. I didn't know who he was until over a year later. It wasn't about physics; it was about music and Alicia de Larrocha, in particular. I'll tell you about it later.

Polling a group (700 or a thousand or so, for example) people to estimate a universe many orders of magnitude bigger can get tricky. Yes, I understand the log curve and RSSing of standard deviations and the central limit theorem and the (weak) law of large numbers and convolving stuff to get Gaussians and diminishing returns and more. Physics and engineer types do a lot of statistics, with fancy words before and after "statistics;" and if I used any more fancy woids, you'd think I'm blowing smoke up you know where -- the way lawyers do. So I won't. What I will always do, to the best of my ability, is give you the straight scoop as I see the scoop.

BTW, ODOT has quite a job to do, especially in the winter on the roads over the Cascades. There are some mighty beautiful winter scenes up there, and the roads have never been impassible, that I have experienced. I haven't driven over the Cascades in winter since I became a para++ and not sure I will. Getting stuck in winter in Oregon is no fun and very dangerous, as I'm sure Minnesotans know. But when one's not able to walk with any great competence, it becomes a different kettle of fish on a horse of a different color. Speaking of fish, Buoy 10 near the mouth of the Columbia has some spectacular scenery, as well as salmon. I'll dig out some pics for you. My kindergarten Christmas saw a Zebco 202 and 212 under the tree. I got the 202 since I was the little brother. White button. We were out Christmas morn in the deep snow casting our rubber sinkers into the trees and watching the snowy pads of white float down.

I've flown up and down the eastern side of the Cascades in winter a lot too, which can be dicey, but not so dicey as the western side, typically. While I haven't waited for ODOT, I have been waiting for some years for the Oregon government to get a clue, but no dice. Oregon government is a very good example of how not to govern. I was saying years ago that there would be riots there eventually. I'll tell you more later. Right now, I'm waiting for Godot and his MN poll. But that slow gopher ball is still coming down the pike to the batter's box, Tina and Amy. (Yeah, I know, "wing nut," "screw loose," "wacko." Calling right and wrong for what they are, I am.) BTW, here's my knee that hit the instrument panel.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

What's On The Menu?

August 29, 2020: When you "drill down" (the new 'with it' 'phrasal verb' -- I had to look up what a verb with an attached adverb might be called, and 'phrasal" appears to be it) into Tina's menu of actions items or just items, you get the Spam or Cheese-Whiz homogenized, standard stuff probably written by her staff but maybe by her. Spam and Cheese-Whiz were both staples of mine at one time; and I'm quite a believer in well-preserved food for myself, which I'll explain more about later; it involves living in my car. BTW, I'm thinking of moving to Austin, MN near the Spam Museum. It's also near Rochester and the Mayo Clinic, and I want to consult with Mayo docs on whether we can fashion a Spam substitute for my removed discs and perhaps other laminectomy-removed vertebrae components -- like the back of them. I still have more than enough backbone, though, to represent you highly effectively -- more so than Tina and Amy are demonstrating.

The professional cropping of this photo has in no way hidden any bulges that are frequently associated with other male bodies. The "V" crop is entirely consistent with the underlying reality of a well-controlled diet of Pepperidge Farm Double Nantuckets...hmmmm, cookie and burger.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."

September 3, 2020 (entry #1): I first heard Johnny Cash after a cub scout meeting in 3rd grade. Pack 575. I think we were Den 3. It was "25 minutes to go" (apparently written by Shel Silverstein). We were Wolves in our cubby uniforms with patches sewn-on by our moms. I think some of the kids had gone home, but I was upstairs with our Den Leader and his son and maybe a couple of other kids, listening to the record player. Big glass picture window and Saturday sun pouring through; all my memories from then have sunny days. 25, 24, 23...

The NTSB narrative of my crash came out sometime in the past couple of weeks. I read it just the other day (and it's been my cross to bear and will be). It's very strange reading the last minutes of what should have been the end of your life, before you hit the ground at 127 knots (I don't remember any of it). I hadn't heard or read transcripts of these communications. The FAA Inspector said to me, when he came to my hospital room the day after I woke up, "you sounded like Chuck Yeager up there." I'd thought he was just being nice; and he certainly was, and is, a great guy (he was out of town when I was in Albuquerque the couple of times I've been there since, and I want to meet him over lunch and not a hospital bed): "The pilot subsequently transmitted that he was attempting to maintain altitude at 1931:41, 1932:02, and 1933:17. The final transmission by the pilot, recorded at 1933:17, was "I can hear you, sierra bravo, attempting to maintain altitude." At that point the airplane had descended to 6,800 ft msl and was 2 miles south-southeast of the crash site. At 1933:44, the final radar return was recorded about 1 mile south of the crash site at 300 ft above ground level (agl)."

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It was a lot less than 25 minutes between the moment when ice crystallized over the entire windscreen, and I knew the music was over and I'd broken through to the other side -- a dead man. (I describe it more fully, if you click on the Scarecrow at the top of the page.) My flight instructor and I had texted a week or so before about icing; and also checking out how (if) the plane would respond to "cross-control" -- angling the plane so you can get some view ahead while looking out the side window. That's especially useful for a front-engine plane that's spraying oil on the windscreen. But my plane had a wing with low lift and low drag -- designed for speed, a bit like a fighter plane. No flaps either. Great for going fast. Not great for maintaining lift when you might need to go slow and line up with runway lights distorted by ice on the windscreen. I had given this stuff considerable thought previously. That's why -- in addition to feeling like a complete idiot when I saw the windscreen iced -- I knew I was a goner and should have gone to Motel 6. Heck, even have sprung for the Super 8. I knew backwards and forwards to stay the heck and more away from clouds and icing. But daddy was a dum-dum, my daughter's accurate analysis of probable/definite cause.

The FAA investigator told me he'd lost a friend years ago on a western approach to Santa Fe. He said that to me in my hospital room. He also told me -- a year after my accident -- that he didn't want to tell me me what the Santa Fe docs had told him before they airlifted me to Albuquerque: that they didn't think I'd make it. He said, when he came to my hospital room, he couldn't believe I was awake and laughing, when the last time he'd seen me was with a breathing tube and in The Zone.

As I mentioned, when I was trying to find online the opioid dosage that induced respiratory arrest and not just "respiratory depression" (just a theoretical information-gathering exercise by the curious science nerd), I always kept my daughter in mind; and the rescuers I'd read about, out in what Chief Vigil had said was "brutal cold." With all of those heroes and the miracle docs and amazing nurses and sweet and wonderful techs -- all pulling for me -- I was going to keep on keepin' on.

And I remember the look on the investigator's face when he told me he'd lost his friend on approach to Santa Fe, but his smile and animation in talking with me about what I remembered. I wasn't going to let him down, either. These accident investigators have a unique kind of backbone, I think -- their having seen so many aftermaths. When I visited the rescue team in Santa Fe in March 2019, the two State policeman, who first found me, and the EMT who arrived shortly after, said they're accustomed to silence when they follow protocol of announcing their presence to a wreckage. They couldn't believe they heard a voice responding. Apparently I told them where the two batteries were in the plane, so they could cut the power for fire prevention. Talk of electrical stuff probably brought me back from the edge. Once a doubleE, always a doubleE. When I was a kid, the library banned me from checking out the ARRL Handbook any more times, so I sat in the stacks to read it.

I ain't gonna quit on this. A few weeks after I awoke from the coma, I got an email from some Minnesota lawyers, which began the path to the Minnesota ballot. The court systems are corrupt as all get out. It's the legal monopoly, the Dues Process. It's obvious, and I'll be showing you a lot more, starting next entry, which will be very soon. They're not fooling anyone, and they damage nearly everything in this country. Hennepin is one of the ground zeros (or maybe zeroes). Either way, these are your buds, Tina and Amy. Burke has said so, and it's no surprise.

In my "blog" entries (click on Scarecrow), there's Hansel & Gruntle - Disgruntled. The legal mob is going to stop its cheap, mechanical, dismissiveness and insults -- like "disgruntled litigant" -- and pay attention to those who matter: Mr. & Ms. Peebles and Congress, the Big Magilla. You won't get this from Tina and Amy. They are part of that crew. George Floyd wasn't. He was disgruntled.

Agonal respiration: An abnormal breathing pattern originating from lower brainstem neurons and characterized by labored breaths, gasping, and, often, myoclonus and Grunting. ( https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/medgen/746160 ).

wheezing, gagging, Grunting, death rattle ( https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5634247/ )

George Floyd didn't get a chance to litigate his §1983 claim and be called a "disgruntled litigant."

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Fundamental #3.

The Disgruntled George

September 3, 2020 (entry #2): "In that enormous silence, birds were waking."

I'm adding another Legislative "plank" in my "platform" (I'll recap here, in a day or two, the several planks already nailed down, but they're in my blog; click on Scarecrow; and I'll state the Disgruntled George Legislative plank).

I'm also adding it as Fundamental #3 (Fundamentals #1 and #2, up the page, are the Homer-000 and the Pumblechook.) because it deserves two spots for proper recognition. Fundamental #3 is the Disgruntled George. Completely different from Curious George. It is extremely important. Fundamental #3 -- the Disgruntled George -- is unlike the previous Fundamentals, which were intended to be humorous with a serious overtone. Fundamental #3 is completely serious.

At the end of my last entry were a couple of citations to our National Center for Biotechnology Information , hosted by the National Institutes of Health, describing Agonal Respiration and a "grunting" sound also called the "death rattle." Also described by a fat guy who wrote too much and needed an editor and died at age 38: "As they entered the room, they heard, like a faint expiring sigh, the final movement of breath. The rattling in the wasted body, which seemed for hours to have given over to death all of life that is worth saving, had now ceased."

Actually, it was a fake-out. The death scene went on even longer. It was a very hard read for me in high school. Not because it was long, but it was terribly sad. At the end of it all, there, "In that enormous silence, birds were waking." Repeated several times. "It was October, but some birds were waking. George Floyd's body was not in the least wasted when he became gruntled and then disgruntled and disembodied. Then singing birds take flight with the soul.

Speaking of birds at morning. I've been trying to get my daughter interested in the flute. In a few days, I'm going to play for her the recording of Daphnis and Chloe II, so she can hear the flutes (and maybe a piccolo?) for the birds at sunrise, and then the famous flute solo. William Kincade of the Philadelphia was the flute I listened to over and over, along with those strings.

So even when a child dies, the birds awake the next morning to sing and take flight. A month ago, my daughter said she wanted to learn the trombone, the violin, and the piano. I asked her about the trombone, which I thought was especially novel and neat. After some discussion, she realized it was the saxophone.

I didn't "get" the saxophone when I first heard it up close in 4th grade "band." I was playing the clarinet. One kid, whom I knew quite well -- we became model-rocket cohorts in 6th grade, and he asked me to bring the Strange Days album over when I slept over once, while we were building rockets -- was playing the sax. I finally "got" the sax when I heard Every Day With You (Classics IV) in 5th or 6th grade. Made complete sense then. Smooth happiness. As the child, Ben, was dying with the death rattle, his mother, "Eliza staggered, and fell against the wall, turning her face into her hand, with a terrible wrenched cry: 'O God! If I had known! If I had known!'" Lonnie's Lament.

Six months before the Garbage Cop arrested me, the Garbage Cop said to me, on the phone, "You must always tell a mother where her child is." I heard that and knew how things were going, basically. Juvenile cops (and juvenile judges) know-it-alls don't have the perspective that science and engineer types get from the lab (or that mechanics get from troubleshooting engines and other equipment): that making assumptions leads to "gotchas." You need to throw out all assumptions.

Among other things the Garbage Cop's ego and presumptions didn't allow her to consider was that maybe I knew very well indeed how a mother feels about her child. At age 2, my dad contracted polio, and it left his right arm shriveled and about 2/3 to 3/4 the length of his left arm as he grew up; and the polio left his right chest area atrophied. My dad told me that his mom took her little boy to every doc she could find in Philly, as she desperately searched for some cure for his right arm that he couldn’t move. She finally found one who performed some surgery (1919 or '20 style) on my dad’s shoulder. It left it a mess. Scarred skin and bone, nothing more. Near the end of her life, when I was in 5th grade, my grandma was crying on my dad's good shoulder. I've also seen my mom crying over my brother. I have some familiarity with mother's crying over children, having tried to make things good. "Eliza staggered, and fell against the wall, turning her face into her hand, with a terrible wrenched cry: 'O God! If I had known! If I had known!'"

This is on the public record in federal court in San Francisco. Not that particular exchange with the Garbage Cop, but ones surrounding it, between me and the Garbage Cop. It's available for free if you don't download too many pages in a three month period. (Same deal for what's in federal court in Minneapolis.) I was, as a matter of fact, taking my daughter to the town where her mother was and had texted that to her mom. Not the town of the Garbage Cop. I even stopped at the main police station of the destination town to let them know that I was there and was taking my daughter to Denny's for dinner and had previously filed for 50% custody in the local court and had the petition in my pocket. The dispatch lady said that was fine; that their police department didn't get involved in custody matters, so long as the child was safe. If there were no court orders, they stayed out of it.

Seven weeks later -- completely separate from all this -- I was falsely accused of domestic violence. The judge, after 2 half-days of a trial, said so, "as a matter of law," which means that even if the accusations had been true, it still wasn't domestic violence.


Three weeks after that, I was arrested by the Garbage Cop -- someone who thinks she's a superman-woman who is the "Great Protector." As I said, people in power, especially judges and cops, who do not know how to throw out all assumptions -- the way the lab and the shop and the garage teach people with their hands on the electrical and mechanical stuff -- are very dangerous.

I can't find a saxophone rendition of, I guess I'll go eat worms. Maybe you know of one? But soon I'll show you the bodycam video and audio side-by-side with the "police narrative." You can decide for yourselves if the arrest was (cross out those which do not apply):

A) Consistent with the Fourth Amendment's "right of Mr. Peebles to be secure in his person against unreasonable seizures, which right shall not be violated but upon probable cause."

B) Consistent with the Fourteenth Amendment's protection of "the fundamental right of parents to make decisions concerning the care, custody, and control of their children."

C) &#!@%

As I've mentioned, a (guy) nurse in the ICU (I had been sent back to the ICU, a couple of weeks after I woke up, for heart racing -- yes, I made the jokes), who was a Vet and had counseled Vets on PTSD, told me that's what it was. We were talking about how, at 9000 ft up, I suddenly knew I was a dead man. The hallucinations, too, while I was in the coma for 2 weeks. He said that you never forget the images and feelings, but you learn how to deal with them. I told him I suppose so, but Vets -- who've been in foxholes or were just standing there when an acoustic shock wave shifted their grey matter -- had real PTSD. I'd deal with it, but I very much appreciated his concern and counseling. He also told me to "journal it," write it down. It will help you, he said. That's what some of this is.

To the Vets in the news today (who have PTSD, and I don't doubt it) who are getting hot under the collar about the "anonymously-sourced" article in the Atlantic about DJT's supposedly dissing the military -- I say, Don't Be A Sucker. You were on the battlefield and are paying the price in PTSD. I was at 9000 feet and knew I was a dead man -- twice, the second time in a near vertical dive with the AI hard down at night, with ice, with mountains only 1500 feet below. I'm not scared of any anonymous sources. They should show their "courageous" faces. You, Vets, should not be scared of them either. Biden and his running mate are lawyers. Those endorsing them and dissing DJT are lawyers and D.C. insiders. Don't be a sucker.

You want un-afraid representation in Congress? I'm your guy. Don't Be A Sucker.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Fundamental #4.

The Collinwood

Fundamental #4 comes from a show called Dark Shadows. I first heard about this show when kids -- especially older kids -- were talking about it at the neighborhood swimming pool. I'm pretty sure this was when I was in 6th grade. Because older kids were talking about it, it sounded very sophisticated. I watched it almost every day after school for a time in 7th grade. There was a big, spooky house that needed a lot of work, especially in its abandoned wings -- East, West wing whatever they were. And there were kids who foolishly went up the flight of stairs and then crossed to the left on a landing, and, then opened the door to the abandoned wings, which had cobwebs and a lot of clutter and sometimes a jilted old lady in a wedding dress with a face that could stop 13 clocks.

This lady would put head trips on the younger generation. So who needed all that? Especially with all that home maintenance, something that has never been my long suit. I could never keep up with it.

This is why I simply do not care one whit how many rooms or wine caves or hotels or islands with hotels someone has.

These things all require maintenance that either I would have to do, or I would have to hire someone to do. Neither of those things appealed to me, especially since 1) mowing lawns in awful heat and humidity was the way for a kid to make money back then where I lived; and 2) I don't like managing people. As I told you (up the page), I was a reluctant safety patrol in 6th grade.

And if all that wasn't enough with this Collinwood mansion, the house had vampires too. I sure didn't need those. There was one vamp, though, Angelique. A real babe. Even as a corpse, she was drop dead gorgeous. I think there was a spike 10 years later in dental school applications from boys who had wanted her impressions. Bicep, deltoid, pec...not so keen on hickeys and extra careful otherwise.............

As far as I was concerned, all I needed was my little bedroom with my model rockets and car models and stuff. And if I felt nostalgic, I could get out my stuffed animal toys and Bop the Beetle. Besides, if a vampire appeared, I knew how to put the English on the orange Bopper stick and get a solid line drive with the blue or orange beetle. And my friends and I had discovered there was real silver in Testors silver model paint. So if I'd wanted to, I could paint a beetle silver and Bop a line drive into a vamp to stun him, and then finish him off with a wooden stake. I had it figured out.

Angelique’s in the Rock and Roll History Hall of Frame, too. Along with Three Dog Night and Lord Acton (click on Scarecrow). She sang backup with the Pointer Sisters on Fangomatic.

Having lived several hundred years (and aged extremely well, considering), she has a sense of the sweep of history. She branched off into her own genre, starting The Biting Blondes -- Punk or New Wave, one of those.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Guilt By The Association

September 5, 2020 (entry #1): I'm almost ready to start hitting really hard. The four Fundamentals are in place: the Homer-000; the Pumblechook; the Disgruntled George; the Collinwood. There is another thing, which isn't a Fundamental -- Fundamentals are applicable everywhere -- but it is applicable in politics. First, I'll tell you where I was on December 8, 1968. I was watching The Association on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Along Comes Mary had the best opening riff I'd heard, and I was anxious to see it live. I just remember the image of them on TV. I don't remember anything about the performance. Watching it on the Tuber now, I think it's a really good performance. Different from the studio and nicely varied.

Whenever it was that kids started talking about the lyrics and the (supposed) "drug" meanings, I didn't feel really "guilty" because I didn't pay that much attention to the lyrics anyway. I think I might have felt a little guilty, though. The music was really interesting and what I focused on, but a friend of mine told me that he felt guilty for liking the lyrics but then finding out that it was "about drugs" (or at least that was the talk). I don't think we really knew what "drugs" were, exactly. I had heard of, "smoking bananas," but that was about it; and I wasn't even sure how one "smoked bananas." I'm still not and don't want to know. I didn't say it -- or think of it -- at the time, but it was guilt by The Association.

In politics, which includes judges and lawyers and prosecutors, there is definite guilt by association. In many other situations, such guilt isn't fair or right, but in politics and the courts, it is absolutely fair among judges and lawyers (and of course prosecutors) . There are definite degrees of association, though, when it comes to lawyers. As I've mentioned, anything that has to do with government regulations -- patents, tax (especially corporate tax), a lot of corporate dealmaking, immigration, aviation (there are others, I'm sure, but these are what come to mind) -- is actually very complex. And they are not scamming regular people. In fact, they provide, generally speaking, good value. (Lawyers who don't know me -- and maybe some who do -- can take their shots whenever they want. We're in a public forum.)

The real scammers work with trusts. Civil litigation, generally speaking, has many scam and incompetent lawyers. But the trust industry is where the real scam action is. The trust industry is doubly a scam because not only is it easy to scam and done so in droves, but the appeals court and high court judges write the biggest whoop de doo about how trusts are sacred, etc. That is what led me to the ballot. It's time to start assessing some guilt by the association with rotten lawyers and judges. And there are loads of them. And they've ruined a lot of this country.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The Dear Alphonse

September 5, 2020 (entry #2): In the same vein as Guilt by the Association, I want to lay out one more principle: The Dear Alphonse. This is the basis of lawyer talk. It is not a principle you want to follow. You may recall The Dear Alphonse from 10th grade English. It was between two kids -- I'd guess somewhere between 4th and 7th grades -- who were having fun using excessively-formal talk that they believed made them sound sophisticated while they were pretending to run their toy tank treads over South Sea islands, wreaking destruction -- which happened to be on the WW II enemy. This was during that time, so such destruction was called for because there certainly was an enemy that needed destroying.

The real point of the story was presumptions (not bigotry per se) about race, but I'm focusing on the kids' pretending to sound sophisticated with what they believed was highbrow lingo. So the highbrow lingo that lawyers use, which for the most part is really just jargon, and jargon in any field has its legitimate purpose up to a point (less so with lawyers). BTW, The Dear Alphonse, in my 10th grade, came as a Shirley Jackson twofer with The Lottery, which was about Earth Day back when it was geolithically-oriented rather than the more modern biologically-oriented context.

So lawyer talk starts with the Dear Alphonse. Then they add a little Latin or Greek and very soon get to cerebrum-in-asinus or cephalo-in-gluteo. I'll be showing you some outstanding examples of this soon.

You know, physics/engineering types are typically cautious about making predictions, and generally speaking, I'm that way -- certainly in public. I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's a very high probability I'm going to slice and dice these inflated creeps and feed them to the fish down low. And it will start tomorrow.

Minnesota passed its "police accountability" act near the end of July. That's fine. As I wrote up above on the page, "Totoware, Your 'Police Reform' Legislation Won't Work Without It." You must get the courts to actually do their job. They won't by themselves. You need helicopter parents for legislators and in Congress to keep the courts in line. They have forfeited their "independence."

I'll say one more thing about jargon. It definitely is useful in science, engineering, and other hands-on real world jobs because it shortens the descriptive process while keeping everyone on the same page. Jargon (official nomenclature, actually) is essential in airframe and powerplant applications because you need to be very specific and can't talk about the thingydoodle. Everything has a name in an aircraft because everything has a function and must function correctly -- though pilots make do all the time. But there can be really big disasters and liability, and you want to make sure that everyone's talking about the same bolt.

I'll say yet another thing about jargon. There was a fellow named George H. Heilmeier. He's on a several very exclusive lists including that National Medal of Science and the IEEE Medal of Honor. I was at a talk he gave in the early 80's. Very interesting, and I have the slides, on paper, from the talk in a big box with old photos and projects from elementary school that my mom dumped on me; but for the life of me I can't find that box. I'm staying calm, but I'm not happy about it.

Anyway, I spoke on the phone with him several times. In fact, I had exams, including oral exams, in front of a number of people on those lists. There's something called "Heilmeier's Catechism: A set of questions credited to Heilmeier that anyone proposing a research project or product development effort should be able to answer." This is from the Wiki. The first line of the catechism is, "What are you trying to do? Articulate your objectives using absolutely no jargon."

There are times when jargon -- and that goes 10x for the Dear Alphonse -- needs to be tossed. In order to solve real world problems, so we can have transportation, communication, medical care (the three real biggies) and protection (defense), there are times when you must go back to square one and explain things in fundamental, absolutely-understandable terms in order to get to the root cause. You need to toss out the jargon, the Dear Alphonse, and the cephalo-in-gluteo that can come with it. And with lawyers it always comes with it.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

A Jolly Good Brilliant Fellow

September 6, 2020 (entry #1): Before I sail into the judges and lawyers, I want to talk about the opposite. When I came out to Mythical Magnate U near the Western Sea (my dad was a writer and would sing a lullaby that went, Blow, blow, blow the wind, wind of the Western Sea…which is from a famous poem I learned decades later), there was a jolly good fellow there. In my book, I describe him: “there was a singular moment in time when the cosmic swirls of “brilliance,” “jolly,” “friendship,” “fatherliness" and more were in confluence; and his name was Gordon." You could not find anyone like this guy in any dimension (or future dimensions, if required) of the multiverse. In Bel Canto singing, there’s the chest voice and the head voice, which are imagery for a loosely scientific - but I think valid - description of how you get resonances in you to shape the tone (and to some extent the volume) of a singing voice. There's frequently a description of a singing voice “taking flight,” and those words say it all about Gordon's voice.

Gordon’s voice was a rich, fatherly baritone combo of Australian and British (where the Greek math variables, beta and theta, were a little bit beater and theeter) but when he smiled and laughed, which was nearly always, his jowly face would get more jowly, and his voice would take flight with some falsetto in his uncontrolled, full-spectrum laugh. Infectious jolly. You could not be around this fellow and his smile and laugh, and not be lit up by him. And when something in the lab didn't go right, he'd say, "we're only human;" and he'd tell some self-deprecating anecdote with, "the story of my life" at the end, and always with a laugh. There are certain people who are that way, and when you combine all that with his brilliance and his fatherly hand on your shoulder, there was no one like him - past, present, or future. I am quite sure of that.

He died a few days after my mom did, I learned later that month. I also learned, that same month, that a young fellow - Travis, another great fellow - who had been my boss for a year and a half on a contract, had died after a pancreas peek and shriek a year prior. In my hospital bed, I wondered if the combination of hypothermia at 9000 ft - and the addition of recent thoughts about the departures of my mom, Gordon, and Travis - created a mix that contributed to my plowing ahead after I had once, briefly, probably touched the bottom of a cloud, and I queried ATC. ATC told me "Tucumcari to your left," as I saw its lights and apparently made a descending 360, which I didn't remember until the NTSB told me about it. I later found it on my cellphone navigation app's stored data track and emailed my data to the NTSB (to add to theirs).

I should have continued that descending 360 into a diversion to Tucumcari because I knew darn well that when you're not sure what's going on or where you are, you'd better get down on the ground asap, with landing gear extended and on a runway, rather than the hard way. But instead, I plowed on into the night and what became ice. I wondered, from my hospital bed, if the hypothermia and regrets about not having said proper goodbyes kept me plowing on into the night. Note to everyone: say proper goodbyes.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Jeffery Goldberg , Atlantic, Fraud.


September 6, 2020 (entry #2): So I was just watching Jeffrey Goldberg at this link, https://youtu.be/2lRyVzHdtfo . People who are making it up as they go along tend to slip up. Goldberg is no exception. In response to the CNN lady's statement that bad visibility would make it imprudent to chopper the president in France...and that the ceiling was not too low to fly marines in combat, but too low for the president - Goldberg said:

"I've heard from people in the pentagon. Marines who were a bit insulted that marines couldn't fly a helicopter in the rain."

Some of Goldberg's unassailable sources, no doubt. First of all, a pilot can fly in rain, provided the visibility isn't below minimums. And ceiling is different from visibility: it's the altitude above ground level where broken or overcast cloud cover begins. So even if Goldberg did speak with a military pilot, he is not an accurate journalist, because no credible pilot would confuse, "fly in rain," with visibility and ceiling. It is more likely that Goldberg is making it up as he goes along. You know, add a little "macho" as a compensatory mechanism.

I don't know what weather limitations are placed on helicopter-piloting in combat, but there are always limitations. The military does not write regulations that send a pilot and aircraft to certain destruction. You can search for the expression about no old, bold pilots. No pilot flying under FAA civilian regulations - and that must be a minimum for flying the president safely in a non-emergency situation - would say what Goldberg said.

I'm a pilot who apparently flew through an "ice storm." I don't remember saying that, but the rescuers said I did when they found me. I do remember pulling the plane very quickly out of a very steep dive with ice on the airframe, at night, with mountains less than 1500 ft below - consistent with the official flight track the NTSB emailed me. Search the page above for "steep dive."

Of course I was never a military pilot, but I did work, when I was at the Institute for Defense Analyses, with a former marine fighter pilot. He would say - when we discussed "terrain following," which fighter pilots do with the plane upside down so they can really see the terrain - "if I die, I want to do it killing the enemy." He knew something about risk/reward in combat or training for it. When someone didn't know what he was talking about, my coworker didn't hesitate to make the observation, "That guy is full of shit."

I'm waiting to see whether a current - or more likely former - military helicopter pilot has an observation about Goldberg's supposed, "Pentagon source." What the president said about "flying in the rain" was from a non-pilot who would not be expected to distinguish among factors like ceiling, visibility, and rain. The most likely inference is that Goldberg is making it up as he goes along; and see above for an equivalent observation.

(Apparently Chesley "Sulley" Sullenberger - pilot extraordinaire - has been suckered by Goldberg and the D.C. mob. He should read above. The issue is Goldberg's credibility (= ~0, based on the above) and therefore the credibility of his sources. They are related; see Guilt by The Association, above.)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Like Duh.

September 9, 2020: I wrote an entry for September 7, then 8, but ashes falling all over the West Coast and orange skies disrupted my planning. I'm not running out of steam. Not at all. Natural disasters have a way of upsetting one's plans for the day, that's all. I will have a full entry here later tonight or in the wee hours of tomorrow, depending on my eyelids.

There was a song, Orange Skies, by a band (group, combo) in my 4th/5th grade nebulosity, called (inventively) LOVE. I just listened to the song on Tuber for the first time since back then. The song is pretty much the way I remember it, as heard now by my 50-year+aged ears: a companion to Lisa Simpson's Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. Actually, it does have some harmonic ideas. I confess my ignorance about LOVE. That album runs together with Cartoone (apparently Jimmy Page was a "guest artist on that) and its tracks that I remember much better than LOVE's: "Toby Jugg," "I'll Stay," "Ice Cream Dreams," and probably others I'd remember if I heard them again.

Apparently Arthur Lee had really bad final years and an end. As a curly-head, I remember my envy of LOVE's straight moptops, including Arthur's. Not sure how he did that legitimately, but I'm not a hair expert - then or now.

I will make one quick comment now on what I read: Carl Bernstein's comment that anonymous sources have always been a part of reporting.

Ok, Carl, but your anonymous sources didn't suddenly appear in concert in September 1972, two months before the election, did they? You should consider that in conjunction with D.C.'s all-in, off-scale antipathy towards DJT - when you're evaluating objectivity and credibility, which your inherent journalistic skills do automatically.

Sorry, I'm shouting in print. What is really going on here, Carl, is a full frontal assault by the D.C. establishment against The Disrupter. (Jim, every cell in his body's been disrupted.) Yes, Carl, you and Bob, releasing his book two months prior, are now the establishment and not the renegades - in case you weren't aware. DJT disrupted your D.C. establishment, and a two month lead is the strategically-opportune time for DJT-Day on the beaches. Like Duh.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Burke - The Clockwork Orange Judge.

September 10, 2020: I'm going to try to hit a few points as quickly as I can, given the parade of things going on. I'll go into more detail in follow-up entries.

I quickly wrote and sent a letter two days ago. It was short, and it summarized something pretty well. I plan to show it to you relatively soon. I apologize for my times (like these) of crypticness, but as I've said (and is obvious), I'm up against judges and lawyers - a group given royal, above-the-law treatment (literally, they commit flagrantly criminal acts and hardly ever are on the hook civilly or criminally; and all lawyers know this) and whose abuses of power have grown, particularly since 1983 and the D.C. v. Feldman decision. So I'm playing my cards as carefully as I can.

BTW, Google Analytics gathers data, though its process has holes; and I'm pretty confident - and proud and pleased - that my web traffic has been strongly skewed by the younger side, which means the technically savvy side. So my readers can Google-search stuff like Feldman and don't need links or to have everything explained in great detail...at least not at every occurrence. Technology is always about efficiency, to some (large) extent, in getting the point across; and my relying on intelligent readers to take the initiative to make a Google-search here and there, is an efficiency enhancement for me. One reason why "the wheels of justice grind slowly" - to the extent there's any justice at all - is that court systems are technologically primitive. I'm not talking about electronic filing. I'm talking about factual and legal analysis and decision making. This primitive, non-tech process helps the courts heighten the Dues Process (the money flow facilitated by the legal monopoly and "reasonable attorney fees) and not on actual efficiency, which always involves technology.

The result of this poor facsimile (at best) of justice is frustration and often rage from many people - though most are not aware of the Dues Process as the root cause. It is the root cause behind George Floyd's death. (I recap things from time to time because Google Analytics always shows a good percentage of new visitors; and my sites are not conventionally "organized" if that's even an applicable word. But there is a bit of a method to my "mad" approach.)

I have particular familiarity with the court systems in Minnesota and Oregon, where there has been extensive rioting. I also have particular familiarity with the Maryland court system where there were riots in 2015 after Freddie Gray's death (but in fairness to Maryland the recent protests there were peaceful; yes, I'll be fair to Maryland, even though it is likely one of the most corrupt and thus unfair states). I believe it's no coincidence that Minnesota and Maryland have had particularly egregious deaths of people in police custody. The court systems in those states have outsized corruption. In Minnesota at least, that corruption is worn on the courts' sleeve. They are amateurs. Maryland's courts appear to be more professionally-seasoned with their corruption and are not quite so obvious as are Minnesota courts. But Maryland corruption is plenty obvious once you're into the system and see the drill.

I wrote a third email (this one very brief) yesterday to Governor Hogan (of Maryland) and his staff and a couple of others. I'm going to write a similar letter to Governor Walz, shortly. We'll have a "race to the bottom" (or top if you're a proponent of corruption.)

Even leveraging technology, I've taken my time about getting my points across because I need to build my case in a varied and thorough way, as carefully as I can, with a lot of substance behind it. I'm going right into the face of extensive and powerful corruption in the courts: the Dues Process, the money flow, which is about giving those with mediocre (charitably) problem-solving skills - those who are weak in the hard sciences - a form of "super welfare" contingent on just several years spent on a J.D. and bar exam. They are not going to relinquish their monopoly with out a fight. The Dues Process is their lifeblood. It allows these mediocre types ("polysci" types, I call them), who would aspire - absent their JD - in their wildest dreams to a community college position (and they would need a master's degree even for that). This monopoly - like most any monopoly - gets abused. The abuse of the Dues Process has had hundreds of years to build on itself, and in 1983 the Feldman decision created a heel in the curve sending the abuse on a new, more steeply-upward trajectory.

In 1996, Congress passed an "Improvement Act" to the federal courts. The 1996 Act added some very important language to the 1871 Civil Rights Act. That language has been all but ignored by the courts, and I have a demonstration in progress right now in Minneapolis federal court and the 8th Circuit federal appeals court, which is in Minneapolis too.

In any event, I have needed to build my case in a varied way and as carefully as I can. I have needed to set down a strong and extensive foundation - not the spam/pablum from Tina's "Minnesota Way Forward" on her site. But I'm going to tighten things up (at least as best as I can) starting now.

One of the points in my letter the other day (not to Hogan; I'm talking about the letter I mentioned initially here, which was to a Minnesota group) concerned this judge, Burke, in Hennepin. I have a blog entry called Kevin the Menace (https://bulloney.com/f/mr-floydmeet-judge-kevin-s-burke-hennepin-co-minneapolis). I'm going to call Burke the Clockwork Orange judge. Apparently he's retiring at the end of this month. He says it's due to mandatory retirement age, and maybe it is, though I'd be curious about a couple of things on that. There are more curiosities about this guy, too. And there are a number of things that are obvious and old hat - going back to the elementary school playground, which is Burke's functional level.

Many judges have a juvenile mentality (and I'm an expert on that, but I control it, more or less; and I have no power to abuse, so it doesn't matter). Where were these judges on the playground? Were they with the "mother may I do umbrella steps," crowd? I'm serious about that question, though I won't get into the thick of that right now. I do really wonder about the history behind the kind of personality that gravitates towards being a judge, especially in the current system. The typical judge personality - generally speaking - is obvious: someone who needs to compensate for something. Maybe the seed was sown in elementary school, which I think is the most common time for it, among judges, but I don't really know.

One thing that is near-universal among trial court judges is a basic misunderstanding of what "discretion" means. What shocked me was to read a gross misunderstanding of the MN appeals court. And there's at least one big issue in the MN supreme court, which I discussed in Kevin the Menace.

I've mentioned that Burke has a split personality. (And yes, regular people without "training" in the "mental professions" can easily identify this and some other, but not all, disorders; heck, dogs are the best psychologists, with their tiny crania attached to the wagging or straight-up or between-the-legs indicator; they can accurately identify in seconds all sorts of things.) Burke is important because he's been hanging around Hennepin for something like 35 years as a judge. He also did two extremely bizarre things: 1) he as a judge, personally, defended an appeal of his actions as a judge; and 2) when he lost that appeal, he took it to the MN sup. ct. Not only that, but the MN sup. ct. actually overturned the MN appeals ct., and used "reasoning" that was out to lunch. It's unusual for any supreme court (US or state) to overturn an appeals court, to begin with. I believe it is virtually unheard-of (I can't find any such occurrence) for a trial judge to participate in an appeal of his decision. I believe a trial judge has never then taken an appeals court loss to (or been involved as a party in) the state supreme court. And never mind anything like that, federally; the US Sup. Ct. would do everything it could to get rid of such a federal trial judge. Burke and MN courts of review (appeals court and supreme court) are bizarre.

Apart from all this, Burke is similar to the Clockwork Orange "Singin' In the Rain" scene. You take the iconic scene of "niceness," Singin' In the Rain. (This is Burke's "Minnesota Nice" side, which he displays on the Twit-thing.) Combined with that, in Clockwork Orange, is the polar opposite: rape and mutilation. This is what Burke does not only to the law but to simple decency. This is evident even if one knows nothing about any formal legal principle involved.

Burke shows that he's both a know-nothing legally and a fool, and also someone who rubberstamps cruelty as coldly as any torturer/murderer in history. But just so I'm extra clear: I'm not suggesting any literal rape, mutilation, or murder by Burke - only figuratively to the law and decency. I am, however, very much talking about the reality of Burke's rubberstamping my torturous pain (which could have and should have been easily prevented) as "nothing more than carrying out the process to its authorized conclusion."

There are examples of sociopathic, unconscionable, or other aberrant behaviors we know about. Needless to say, Carlos Devadip Santayana is also in the Rock & Roll History Hall of Fame. Here, the Children's Highlights hidden picture is that Defarge lady, with the magic sticks. You know, "knit one purl two, gotta get my Ginsu too." That was the Ginsu I. The Ginsu II didn't come along until a couple of hundred years later, the 1970s. In my book, I calculate the cost, in today's dollars, of a guillotine. It was pricey (or "spendy" as they say around Portland, which is having a really bad time now, so I'll be putting off, as long as I can, my criticisms of the Oregon court system and government generally). Also, just so there's no misunderstanding about the Defarge lady and her Ginsu/guillotine, I do not support violence as a solution to these problems. You can search for "Amendment 2" on this page and read up above what I wrote. (BTW, one reason I'm writing everything on one page here is to make it easy to search for terms I reference.) The guillotine and other tools of Mme. Defarge's day were old technology. Our modern technology - such as what I'm doing now - is the correct and up-to-date way of attacking problems. There's also the Bobby Fischer factor, which I'll be cryptic about and explain another time.

Okay, so as I was saying, illustrated above are examples of sociopathic, unconscionable, or other aberrant behaviors we know about. Burke copies long passages verbatim from his cronies and ignores everything else. This illustrates his complete absence of knowledge about very basic legal principles and incompetence as a judge. A real judge (and there are some) is supposed to weigh things in a balance and recite what he's weighing. (And a computer can do this for a wide variety of cases, which is my Judge Puty solution.) Burke is not a real judge and is so far being from a real judge; and makes this more obvious than any "judge" I've ever seen. Burke was the first shocking and strong indicator to me, last Feb. 10, that there's something terribly wrong in Hennepin. Secondarily - apart from his abysmal legal ignorance and incompetence - Burke is an unconscionable dictator, a moral monster. And I'm not at all a so-called "bleeding heart liberal;" or a liberal at all, certainly by today's definition. But Burke is simply appalling, both morally and functionally as a judge. Here's what Burke told Dorothy in the case In Re Toto II :

"Ms. Gale is self-represented and arguably disadvantaged in litigation against an experienced trial lawyer when the germane issue is civil procedure. Having said that, Ms. Gale is a very thorough writer – indeed, more thorough than some lawyers who have appeared before this Court. However, it is clear Ms. Gale has not had the advantage of legal training and has not been advised on the rules of civil procedure. As byzantine as civil procedure can be, Ms. Gale’s claim against the Defendant has been litigated sufficiently in other courts. This case is dismissed."

Dorothy gave this idiot Burke a piece of her mind, just as Aunty 'Em gave Gulch the what-for (Gulch v. Gale, In Re: Toto I) when Aunty 'Em came back into the living room, after she had reconciled her Christianity with what needed to be said.


(You can read more at https://bulloney.com/f/compare-and-contrast-assignment-for-minnesota-legislature )

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Sure, there are outlier judges in plenty of counties and review courts (appeals and high courts), but Burke is unique. In other courts, judges talk among themselves, of course, and typically have ways of putting a leash on an outlier judge. (I could give an example in the 9th Circuit appeals court (no, not Koz), but I need to think about how to say it.) Not only does Burke write like a high-school student trying to sound like a judge, but he's a phony on everything else, including the law. He's not a fraud because, even though the intelligence threshold for fraud is very low (a fraudster needs to be able make some basic calculation in order to have fraudulent intent), Burke doesn't meet even that threshold. He's just a fool. This is not simply empty name-calling, the kind that Burke engages in. I will show in detail, in entries here soon, why my statements consist of fact and my well-considered opinion.

Burke is just as much of a miscreant as are his cronies, and he's totally upfront about it because he's just clueless. To what extent he's manipulated by his cronies, I don't know. He doesn't do this for money, I'm quite sure. He's a social climber. A name dropper. His raison d'etre is saying on his Twit-thing: So and so is a friend of mine...which he did with Senator Amy (no surprise) and then deleted it. Social-climbing and name-dropping are no sins, of course. The problem is a judge displaying this publicly. You need to ask yourself whether this guy is an outlier or is mainstream in the Hennepin court. Is Burke and out-of-control one-off in Hennepin? Based on his reception in the MN appeals court and supreme court, he appears to be mainstream. This is why I wrote in my petition to the MN sup. ct., last April 15, that Hennepin is a "military regime," an accident waiting to happen. I'll be more specific soon, but I'm trying to cover a lot of ground here as quickly as I can.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

How to Evaluate a Nominee for Judge (Part 1)

September 13, 2020: This is a long one, and I'm going to break it into a few parts without much delay between them. There's a lot going on. I'm going to comment on the "conservative" Federalist Society, which was started by some law students and now touts itself as a "think tank" about law stuff and is "conservative" and "libertarian," so says the Wiki. I worked for a defense "think tank" decades ago - Institute for Defense Analyses. I mentioned it in my General Powell blog entry. There really were some super thinkers and super doers there. I mentioned one, my boss, Luc. I have my doubts about the "thinkers" at the Federalist Society. I doubt any of them has done anything like what Luc did; and some others there at IDA did.

I was at a party sometime in the mid-80's. I didn't use the phrase, "think tank," but someone else did. A chick laughed and said to me it sounded like fish wearing glasses in a tank, which I thought was very good. I guess the Federalist Society fish wear judge-robes.

If you've read down this far, you've most likely seen a televised "interrogation" of a nominee for a judgeship - probably a Sup. Ct. nominee by the Senate Judiciary Committee. Here are the three things you want to look at when evaluating a judge. This person's: 1) understanding of jurisdiction; 2) understanding of the judge disqualification statute - federally §455 (you can remember it because numerically, it's one bigger than the 454 engine in the 1970 Chevelle SS; the little S-like thingy § just means "section"); 3) snarkiness.

Jurisdiction defines a judge's power. The two main kinds are "subject matter jurisdiction" and "personal jurisdiction." A bankruptcy court has different subject-matter jurisdiction than does a family law court. Neither one has any business doing what the other one does (doing the "subject matter" of the other). A tool and die person who's an expert with a Hardinge lathe has no business - without authorization (which is jurisdiction) - doing a paint-application job - even though they might know how to do each other's job. This situation is easy to see. There are other situations where things can get tricky.

BTW, when I was a college summer student at NIH (the big organization that includes where Dr. Fauci works), I got to use a Hardinge lathe that was in the shop in our lab building. It was fantastic. I don't think I got any training on it, but I should have. I was asked - while I wasn't using the lathe - whether I had shifted speed (and maybe direction of the feed) using whatever disengaged the drive (I can't remember what sort of clutch or disengagement mechanism there was or whatever), because apparently a gear had been bruised. I knew I hadn't always used the disengagement mechanism because I had thought it was like a Muncie M22 rockcrusher that didn't need a clutch. But I didn't say that because I realized I was probably the one who had bruised the gear. I think I just shook my head a little bit but didn't say anything. Sorry about that...four decades late. I'm not kidding; I do feel bad about it. I should have fessed up. There wouldn't have been any penalty, I'm sure. I was just an enthusiastic summer student...probably would have had to take a formal training class, which would have done me good. There's that Tom Rush song, No Regrets. I do have regrets - like the plane crash - but I don't really regret my mistakes before my daughter (second child) was born. Because if I had done the slightest thing differently, she wouldn't be here. And before that, my son wouldn't be here. It's that astronomical probability (improbability) thing. (I'm suppressing a joke.) So I can't and don't regret such things, such as not fessing up to the bruised gear. I am sorry about it, but "regret" is bigger. If I hadn't bruised that gear, as I pretended to shift the M22, my son or daughter might not exist. So I need to wipe away the regret of the plane crash, ya know...................

Anyway, as I've said (in Legislation #1) the Bureau of Standards and, soon after, NIH and associated institutions should be moved to the Midwest (and I still think Kansas is the ideal place), so Midwest kids can have lots of opportunities for great lab experiences (and contribute to some great research) ...including training on a Hardinge lathe and then using it to make cool jigs out of aluminum or Delrin or Kel-F for lab experiments. The way I did when I wasn't bruising a gear (only happened once, and I used the clutch after that).

Personal jurisdiction is power over a particular person. If you get served with a court summons by a court of a State that you're in, regardless of whether you live there, that court has jurisdiction over you - over your "person." This means, for example, the power to put out an arrest warrant for you to bring you into court. There's an outstanding "body attachment," which is an arrest warrant (I had thought it was a plain brown wrapper thing when I first heard about it), on me in Maryland - not for bruising the lathe gear. It's about doing the right thing to take care of my mom in California. The warrant is invalid because Maryland didn't have either subject matter or personal jurisdiction over my mom or me; but Maryland judges don't care what they do or whether they have jurisdiction. I'll tell you details about it later. Right now, I'll just give a thumbnail description...

Other situations can get more tricky, but my situation was very clear. California law says that because my mom had lived in California for a year and a half, Maryland had no jurisdiction over her, even though there was a Maryland "guardianship" over her "person." That even makes sense, right? California law said that explicitly (and the law was rewritten a couple of years later, but the change didn't affect my mom or me). But many judges do WeverTF they want because they're given immunity - though not as much as they think they have. My goal is to get the obscene mess cleaned up. Take out the wet garbage, which there's a lot of. It's a tall order, but someone has to do it.

There are lots of judges - including judges on state and federal appeals courts, who are supposed to really understand the law - but who are either confused about various aspects of jurisdiction or are absolutely wrong and also absolutely confident in their wrong understanding. I'd be glad to debate this in an open forum, but lawyers and judges are way too scared to do that. Maybe they're really not, but I'm saying that to try to bait them. I do, nonetheless, believe they're way too scared because they know I'll tear them apart in a debate. They know I'm not scared of them one bit, and I'm not going to quit on this. Nor am I going to let my anger destroy me.

You see, I know something about extreme anger and extreme fear from the medical coma - including, as best I can tell you, the hallucinations. Two weeks and six surgeries. Many docs thought I wouldn't make it. Every one of them says it's a miracle I'm even alive and not on a ventilator, let alone walking.

You can search up the page on PTSD. I deal with it, but it's real. I am far from physically normal, with a lot of neurological damage, including some neuropathic pain, but nothing like what that pain was. I battled opioid addiction like no one else, I was told. A nurse, with several decades of experience, told me that she had never seen anyone get off of opioids as fast as I did. I showed her pics of my daughter. But it was still a huge battle. I didn't get completely off for almost a year, but I had near-constant agonizing pain. Minnesota is intimately connected with that pain and battle. It's why I've been in Minnesota courts. It's part of the reason I filed my Senate candidacy.

I turn my body the way Herman Munster does - or did. It's my spine. I deal with it. I'm trying to get some things fixed, but "fixing" - such as it can be done - will take a long time. There's pain. "Double crush" spine injuries. Seven neck vertebrae and five back vertebrae, broken legs, ankles, ribs, and other stuff. But the spine problems extend well beyond those vertebrae.

I'm going to say now to the lawyers (and particularly this Hennepin Burke) - and I'll be repeating this - you are the problem, with your corrupt and criminal monopoly. You killed George Floyd and have done far more damage than that. You will lose. I am going to win this fight. I do not and will not support violence. I am far more conservative than the Federalist Society. True conservatives are very skeptical of monopolies. I am extremely skeptical of them. (There are some lawyers, who don't know me, who would probably chuckle. As I said, I'm itchin' for a real, open debate.) I'm going to begin to really take you lawyers and judges apart now.

To begin with, in a medical coma, you can hear people talking (at least sometimes) - like in an ER where there's lots of white light that you can sense through your eyelids, and maybe you can see things too, but my memories of what I saw would be difficult to describe at the moment. From the coma, you want to add information to (or correct) what they're saying about you and about people they think you're connected with ("he has a son in California...."), as they try to figure out who you are. You can also feel a big thing in your mouth, which undoubtedly was a breathing apparatus with a tube. At one point I was trying to say, as loud as possible, "help me!" to a difficult nurse who was interrogating me (maybe she wasn't difficult at all difficult, but that was the way it seemed - at least in my memory of it). It was just a two "syllable" vocalization because the breathing apparatus filled my mouth. She replied, "I am helping you," and I figured she understood because I figured other patients had responded in the same way to her difficult approach to "helping." (In other words, she was awful, at least in my memory of it; I'm not telling you everything.) Your frustration (mine) initially rises a bit because you can't talk or move, but that's nothing like the frustration, fear, and anger that develop over scene upon scene and chapter upon chapter of hallucinations that you wouldn't believe.

It was endless and awful. Little snatches of scenes and some bigger scenes that I had forgotten about come back to me now and then. I'm supposed to write them down, but I've stopped that. The awful hallucinations were a lot like dealing with a court system. Frustration and anger and you can't really say what needs to be said: that they are corrupt idiots who can't (or won't) reason out a simple problem on a par with a high school math quiz. They weren't about big monsters with teeth and that sort of thing, although there were giant (but placid) farm animals in a hidden town up on the ocean side of a giant hill with steep sides, which seemed to be near Sausalito; and I was there at times, but I was also down below on a big houseboat or even a yacht (but in a bed) in a marina, and I was looking up at this big hill where I had been to that town recently. All in my hallucinations. There is no such town. I looked at a map of the Sausalito area, just to be absolutely sure. The town also had a lot of mud, but people were happy there with their giant farm animals. These were, by far, the easy-going hallucinations. I won't describe the awful ones. You'd think I'm crazier than you already think I am. As bad as court systems are, my hallucinations were worse. This is one reason why I know I'm going to win this general fight and maybe the various specific fights against the corrupt, criminal "legal" monopoly and its Dues Process.

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September 15, 2020: I'll post PART 2 asap, but I need to finish a couple of other things first. I'll tell you about them shortly. This is a quotation from an entry ("Dues Process II - The Flow, Mr. Floyd - The Box - The Hard Key") from my other blog (click on Scarecrow at the top; you see how well-organized this is? :) ...........

Utilities are regulated in exchange for their government-granted monopoly. They cannot charge "whatever the market will bear." They are regulated so as they get a "fair" profit and can invest in the future so as to maintain stability over the "long term." It's a form of socialization ("socialism," "communal" effort and property, "communism") or whatever you term you want to give it. But it's not a free market, and none of our markets are truly free. And unless they have really huge problem (like Pacific Gas & Electric with the "Camp Fire in Butte County, CA), utilities will survive over the "long term".

I read yesterday an "economic damage estimate" (for what that's worth and it's not much) due to the West Coast fires, of $150BIL. There's a "Marketwatch" article ("There’s $120 billion worth of commercial property debt threatened by West Coast fires"), which focuses correctly on real estate, which is probably the biggest of the government-managed markets (via income tax breaks and property-tax rates). Estimates like those are largely WAGs, especially due to economic ripples/waves/"bombs" - the last apparently the surfing term (according to my 30 second research) for, "a very large wave, well beyond the session's normal wave size."

One thing about the Midwest is that real estate debt is not what it is on the coasts. This gives the Midwest a large advantage over the coasts during deleveraging. Gas prices I see have breached the "mezzanine" level to which they shot-up over about a two week period, a few months ago. There's a limit - at some point - to how much bailout money can be printed before either: 1) deleveraging or 2) hyperinflation. There is no true middle ground over any significant timeframe. I think we are all utilities now.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Ok, Senators Tina and Amy, "fierce advocates," I have to do your job for you.

September 17, 2020: I'll get back to taking apart the Federalist Society a very soon. This is another "interlude" - this one showing you what I wrote to the ABA top brass today.

So if you search up the page for, "gopher," you'll see Gopher Ball on August 22. Last April, I pitched the first shoulda-been-a-gopher ball to Tina and Amy. August 22 was the third. The pitches were about Why-are-you-still-a-judge Alsup? ...and his use of the word, "chatte" (English translation thereof), as a term of derogation of and contempt for weak people; you know what I mean. In this case, Alsup's contempt for object-based/oriented software engineers who structure their programs according to certain concepts. I've got no skin in the software game; I'm just telling you what I see. I'm an electronic hardware engineer, and I've been reading about "dependency injection" (DI) which is what Alsup was disparaging (junior-high style) along with its practitioners. Even though my qualifications as a practitioner of structured, object-oriented programming consist of the kludge object structured in a hairball of multithreaded processes, I'll probably have some suggestions for Alsup - with a hardware-engineer's orientation.

I'll show you what I wrote today to the president and president-elect of the American Bar Association, with various other "top" sounding ABA email addresses included, just to make sure the message gets through. The email history I sent to them is just what I printed up the page on August 8 ("I sat down and wrote you a long letter"), which was the second shoulda-been-a-gopher ball to Tina and Amy.

Before I show you what I wrote, I'll just remind everyone that I’ve already explained my position on “pu…" .......hold on, let me rephrase that…..my feeling about “pu…" .....….hmmm, that’s not the phrasing either…..I have great reverence for the word and its realization. Anyway, you can read what I wrote, up above on the page. Here's what I wrote today to the ABA.

Subject: Judge Alsup wrote, "Dependency Injection is for pussies."

From: John Berman <john4midwest@gmail.com>


Why is Alsup still a judge? I've worked my way "up the chain" now to the president and future president of the ABA. What follows here is, for the most part, also on my website, john4midwest.com. I think Alsup's posting and my emails are self-explanatory.


Here's a thumbnail chronology. You can see from the 2013 copyright notice, that I made the screen capture in 2013. Alsup posted this in May 2012. On Oct. 28, 2017, I decided to send an email to two women in leadership with cwl.org (Cal. Women Lawyers Assn... Kristen Calderon info@cwl.org and christine.goodman@pepperdine.edu). No reply. (I sent it from an account I created Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>. I wrote it in indignant-chick vernacular, which I mention on my website -- a vernacular with which I'm familiar as a recipient.) On Nov. 4, 2017, I emailed Dean Magill, emagill@law.stanford.edu. No reply. I had a plane crash in Jan. 2018 and was well and truly out-of-commission for 8 months. Sometime during that period (or possibly a little later) I checked @askalsup but it was gone. The message now says, "Account suspended" (see below).


Here are the web references I can find to @askalsup. (It didn't occur to me to make a copy of @askalsup at the internet archive.)

Last April I sent the information to Senators Tina Smith and Amy Klobuchar and their staffs. I sent it several times and got a couple of auto-acknowledgments. They received my emails. No reply.


Then last July, I sent it to the ABA Commission on Women ( sscharf@scharfbanks.com, gbuckley1@luc.edu, cmchang@duanemorris.com, katherine.larkin-wong@lw.com ). No reply.


I'm now sending the information to higher-level members of the ABA. There is more information at my website, john4midwest.com.


Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: senator@smith.senate.gov, jeff_lomonaco@smith.senate.gov, Gohar_Sedighi@smith.senate.gov, Ed_shelleby@smith.senate.gov,

senator@klobuchar.senate.gov, Elizabeth_Peluso@klobuchar.senate.gov, Elizabeth_Farrar@klobuchar.senate.gov

date: Apr 20, 2020, 8:02 AM

subject: Ain’t Misbehavin’

mailed-by: gmail.com

I am writing to inform you of, what I consider, an ongoing outrage that has continued for essentially eight years. What you will do about this “misbehavior” (Article III, Section I) remains to be seen. According to your public personae, “Klobuchar knows the struggles that all ambitious women face at work” and “Tina Smith” ... a “strong advocate” and “staunch champion for women's rights,” etc. etc. Let's see.


Back in late 2017, I sent emails to a women lawyers association and a law school dean, in positions suited to take steps to start a correction of this Article III infection. At most, they put a band aid on it and covered it up.


For over five years, from May 2012, this Ninth Circuit District judge, Alsup, had a Twitter posting (attached) referring to certain people as “pussies,” who used a particular software technique and evidently weren't up to his manly software standards. How ironic on several levels. He also likes “old men” age-dissing talk and hood talk, “fool.” This stuff is revolting enough in normal circumstances, but publicly, from an Article III judge?


In October and November 2017, I sent the emails I mentioned. No response. However, Alsup's account was deleted some months later in 2018 (now says, "suspended," which makes me wonder whether some contrived "denial"might have been made). Here's one email I sent, with recipient identifying information deleted — for now:


Attached is a screenshot of the twitter site: https://twitter.com/askalsup?lang=en


where Judge Alsup of the NDCA wrote, "DI [dependency injection] is for pussies."


Does this matter to you? It matters to me a lot. I'll tell you why. I find it revolting that an Article III judge would publicly display such an adolescent and contemptuous attitude, especially in a written setting where he had time to contemplate what he was writing and, further, where he would leave it posted for five years. I don't have to tell you about the stature and power of an Article III judge and how women parties and attorneys appear in front of him and, apparently, appear to him.


Back in 1989, the cover, "Has Silicon Valley Gone Pussy," killed Upside magazine. Why is a federal judge's similar disparagement any more acceptable? It's not acceptable at all.



I write this email anonymously because in my current situation I have too much to lose by not doing so anonymously. Without, I hope, presuming too much, I would think that ### Law, with its Women of ### Law organization would want to take a public stand on Judge Alsup's behavior. After all,



You may complain about actions taken by a judge outside his or her official role as a judge only if “the conduct might have a prejudicial effect on the administration of the business of the courts, including a substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people.”


I believe this is directly applicable to such a repugnant statement from an Article III judge, and such a lowering of confidence should, in particular, be felt by all of ###'s women -- and, I would hope, men too.



The junior high, misogynistic “humor” brazenly public by an Article III judge mattered enough for his account to be deleted or suspended, but he's still on the bench.


I'd guess that, through back channels, Alsup was told that deleting it would be wise. That, doesn’t solve the real problem, of course. His resignation would have been a real start.


Now, I am calling it to your attention. That Alsup was not called out on this, shows, I think, just how seriously woman lawyers in positions of power or influence really take their commitment to calling incontrovertibly demeaning behavior from the judiciary for what it is. Not seriously enough to stand up to an Article III judge. Except when something may have occurred at a high school party 40 years ago, according to faded and contradictory memories.


That's all I have to say. For now. The question is: what are you going to do about this inexcusable junior high boy, Alsup?


How does this compare with Franken? For one thing, Franken didn't have lifetime tenure with “absolute independence” and the power to ruin individuals at whim, dontcha know. So whatcha gonna do?


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from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: sscharf@scharfbanks.com, gbuckley1@luc.edu, cmchang@duanemorris.com, katherine.larkin-wong@lw.com


date: Jul 10, 2020, 6:09 AM


subject: Fwd: Ain’t Misbehavin’


mailed-by: gmail.com


I have been concerned about Alsup's "Pussies" tweet for years. You can read the forwarded emails. He should have been gone long ago. Alsup's twitter account was removed first (in 2018), I believe, and then marked suspended. Regardless, any judge, but especially an Article III judge, should not be permitted to stay on, with such behavior. The Minnesota Senators don't care, apparently, despite their "fierce" support of women's issues. So what is your position and action? This is all the more relevant with your articles, "Left out and left behind" and "Walking out the door," and Kozinski too, etc. There's a lot of talk, but when there's hard evidence to explore on an Art. III judge, the enthusiasm dries up. What say you?


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from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: sscharf@scharfbanks.com, gbuckley1@luc.edu, cmchang@duanemorris.com, katherine.larkin-wong@lw.com


date: Jul 10, 2020, 6:09 AM


subject: Fwd: Ain’t Misbehavin’


mailed-by: gmail.com


I have been concerned about Alsup's "Pussies" tweet for years. You can read the forwarded emails. He should have been gone long ago. Alsup's twitter account was removed first (in 2018), I believe, and then marked suspended. Regardless, any judge, but especially an Article III judge, should not be permitted to stay on, with such behavior. The Minnesota Senators don't care, apparently, despite their "fierce" support of women's issues. So what is your position and action? This is all the more relevant with your articles, "Left out and left behind" and "Walking out the door," and Kozinski too, etc. There's a lot of talk, but when there's hard evidence to explore on an Art. III judge, the enthusiasm dries up. What say you?


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A lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people?

from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: info@cwl.org, christine.goodman@pepperdine.edu


date: Oct 28, 2017, 8:37 PM

subject: A lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people?

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Ms. Calderon and Ms. Goodman,

Please see:


Judge Alsup, "DI [dependency injection] is for pussies." (Also see attached.)



You may complain about actions taken by a judge outside his or her official role as a judge only if “the conduct might have a prejudicial effect on the administration of the business of the courts, including a substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people.”


Might an Article III judge's use of the word, "pussies," on twitter as a disparagement to mean "weaklings" cause a "substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people?"


Back in 1989, the cover, "Has Silicon Valley Gone Pussy," killed Upside magazine. Why is a federal judge's similar disparagement any more acceptable? It's not. I think it's revolting.




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Does this matter to you and why or why not?

from: Atty XX <attorneyxx@gmail.com>

to: emagill@law.stanford.edu

date: Nov 4, 2017, 2:34 PM

subject: Does this matter to you and why or why not?

mailed-by: gmail.com


Dear Dean Magill,


Attached is a screenshot of the twitter site: https://twitter.com/askalsup?lang=en

where Judge Alsup of the NDCA wrote, "DI [dependency injection] is for pussies."


Does this matter to you? It matters to me a lot. I'll tell you why. I find it revolting that an Article III judge would publicly display such an adolescent and contemptuous attitude, especially in a written setting where he had time to contemplate what he was writing and, further, where he would leave it posted for five years. I don't have to tell you about the stature and power of an Article III judge and how women parties and attorneys appear in front of him and, apparently, appear to him.


Back in 1989, the cover, "Has Silicon Valley Gone Pussy," killed Upside magazine. Why is a federal judge's similar disparagement any more acceptable? It's not acceptable at all.



I write this email anonymously because in my current situation I have too much to lose by not doing so anonymously. Without, I hope, presuming too much, I would think that Stanford Law, with its Women of Stanford Law organization would want to take a public stand on Judge Alsup's behavior. After all,



You may complain about actions taken by a judge outside his or her official role as a judge only if “the conduct might have a prejudicial effect on the administration of the business of the courts, including a substantial and widespread lowering of public confidence in the courts among reasonable people.”


I believe this is directly applicable to such a repugnant statement from an Article III judge, and such a lowering of confidence should, in particular, be felt by all of Stanford's women -- and, I would hope, men too



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On my website, I mention the possibility that this was a hack. I doubt it (but I'm going to try to check one other thing). For one thing, it just sat there for 5 1/2 years. If someone were to go to the trouble to gin up a hack, it's doubtful it would just sit there for years without the hacker trying to publicize it in some way. Then I wrote my first emails in the fall of 2017, and relatively soon after, his account disappeared. The bottom line is that judges and lawyers abuse the power of immunity and monopoly given them and no one will dare take them on and call it for what it is. You can read about Three Dog Night (and Lord Acton, their opening act) in the Rock & Roll History Hall of Fame ( https://bulloney.com/f/the-rock-roll-history-hall-of-fame) and Angelique (from Dark Shadows) and the Pointer Sisters (john4midwest.com).

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I should clarify those last few sentences I wrote to the ABA. If DJT posted a Twit-thing with "chatte" used similarly as a disparagement, he would be skewered. And there was that "chatte" interview about which he was skewered. Here, an Article III judge uses "chatte" in a junior-high derogatory fashion - disparaging the "chatte" itself, while DJT said, "grab 'em by the chatte." While I'm not defending DJT's diction, he wasn't disparaging the "chatte;" and he wasn't a government official - in particular not an Article III (lifetime appointment, save for removal for bad behavior) judge.

So here is documentation - about which Tina or Amy could subpoena more information from the Twit-thing - but no one says a word. Alsup's Twit-thing disappeared, however - after 5 1/2 years of just sitting there - shortly after I sent emails to women in positions to pass the word behind the scene...or raise hell. The latter did not happen. As I wrote up the page, it seems rather likely that the behind-the-scene communication occurred, given the timing of the site's disappearance after 5 1/2 years of just sitting there.

What is especially interesting, though, is the Account Suspended notice. If Alsup had just deleted his account, there would be no suspension notice. The suspension notice, on its face (meaning without delving further), suggests that the account was a hack (unless Twit-thing contacted Alsup, but he refused to do anything). But you don't have to be Dale Gribble (Hank Hill's) neighbor to wonder if a "conspiracy" of several lawyers and a judge decided to tell Twit-thing that the account was a hack, so as to disassociate it from Alsup. But if it really were a hack, why would there be a suspended message or any message at all? A hack account that impersonates a federal judge should just be deleted; and I would think action taken against the hacker...unless there is no hacker to go after because it was really Alsup's account.

Great, so call me a "conspiracy" theorist when what we're talking about is a few lawyers and a judge. As I've said, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I think there's a conspiracy to suppress conspiracy theories. This is more of Russell's paradox - sort of. This meta-conspiracy is accomplished via the playground thing where the index finger circles round the ear. I don't know what that's called. Of course, I never received any of that. I was a tough guy - like Alsup, but without the "chatte" diction.

But will Tina or Amy "fiercely" get to the bottom of this mystery of a federal judge disparaging women? You betcha, NOT. Because they are pals with the lawyers and judges. Burke even said so.

I should correct something I wrote previously. I had thought that Burke had deleted his Twitlin' about Amy, but I was wrong:

There's a partisan political Twitlin' from Burke at least once every few days. The guy's a child, with precious little control (like Alsup) of his vasty-inflated vision of his capabilities (like Alsup, though Alsup is way beyond Burke in competence, but that's not a significant lower bound), around which Burke oozes "sensitivity" and "kindness" and "modesty" while always dropping names and "awards." This guy, Burke, is a mob "boss." And an incompetent one, too. Stay tuned.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Gone Fishin' (with my daughter for the morning and first part of the afternoon)

September 19, 2020: I have a lot written but need to edit/select/arrange it. My daughter (age 7) and I are going to a fish-catch place with bluegill, catfish, and some others that slipped my mind in my excitement that they were open amid Covid lockdown-subsection (z) fish-catch places. I told her that my first catch was a bluegill, when I was a little younger than she is. I've been recounting my other record-breaking catches - 13" catfish at Wheaton Regional Park, MD; a striped, tigerish bluegill-like thing, surf fishing at Morehead City, NC, which I think was an anglefish, I see online; other epic struggles worthy of Hemingway, as I recall them). Sitting in the back seat of our '63 Plymouth station wagon, I began my catechism: "Dad, do you think there are fish in that lake?" ... referring to every collection of water, from puddle on up.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Read At Your Level.

September 20, 2020: And as Bonnie Raitt quoted Mose Allison, "They don't know the meaning of the word." Words (plural) in this case: "frivolous," "discretion," 'preclusion." I'm going to be emailing this entry to some law school deans and law-student groups and to Gov. Walz and to some members of the MN legislature. I've emailed some of the legislature before. I have my doubts (in the extreme) that anyone will respond this time, either. As with the rest of the Dues Process, they know on which side their bread is buttered. That's okay. I've been building this slowly. They will respond eventually. Their monopoly will depend on it. Without their monopoly, they're nothing.

The fish catch place was a success at learning fishing skills (especially patience), and my daughter's a natural - I say completely objectively; but it's really true...awe c'mon, you know that dads are among the most objective people, concerning their kids. She's a more capable caster (and successful too with a half-dozen perfect casts all by herself, and the others were great too) than I was at that same stage - on my kindergarten Zebco Christmas morning (search up the page). Kids are so overwhelmingly sweet, cute, wide-eyed, and enthusiastic (though I handled worm-hook duty, as it was too much for her). She asked me again about fly fishing and if it was hard, and I told her again that, although I've never done it, I believe that it takes special skills and is very hard; but we would learn about it together. (Of course, as a para++ it would be a challenge - perhaps my final challenge - to try to stand in a river and keep my balance for any length of time.) She loves drawing and painting and making beautiful things (as most kids do), and we agreed we would learn about making "beautiful fly fishing lures." Kids are too-much-to-be-believed of everything wonderful.

We'll see whether the ABA says anything about misogynist Alsup. Your "women's rights" heroins Tina and Amy haven't said a word since I told them back in April. They don't know the meaning of the word, "chatte" (English translalso ffation thereof) when it's used by a federal judge as a term of disparagement. Anyone else - like DJT for instance - they swarm. But a federal judge is part of the the Untouchables - the Dues Process.

Yes, I know. I'm a nobody - a crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet, of course. (But as I've noted, my bladder function is plenty normal, despite my pulverized L1.) But I'm not quitting. This is a very long-term project. I ain't goin' away. As noted, I managed to find a cellphone with service (of four phone possibilities, only three of which had service) in the cold and dark - or possibly with only panel-light illumination after my crash. And with my broken body and double-crushed spine and lacerated nerve roots. I don't quit.

Some bozo San Francisco lawyers wrote - in federal court after they "removed" my California State case to federal court - that I don't give up. That's right. When I'm right, I don't quit, and I was right. They lost, and the case was sent back to California state court. (This is all part of the Hennepin case, though not central to it.) Occasionally a judge gets it right. I was also right on the other questions, and I'll explain all of them in due time. It's simple. There isn't high-school math student who paid attention, or a freshman physics major, for whom this civil litigation stuff isn't trivial; and I'm sure there are others - like EE majors, but I didn't know any as an undergrad. I take that back. I knew a few from other schools. Yes, trivial for them, too.

The sine qua non by the dirty water says this: "Law School chief admissions officer Jessica L. Soban said ... The school began actively recruiting STEM applicants during the 2012-2013 admissions cycle ... Admissions officers ... adjusted how they consider GPAs of STEM applicants ... - that we understand that a GPA in a STEM major often looks different than [sic] one for a humanities major. There tend to be different curves for those classes, and therefore an overall GPA may look different,” Soban said. 'We’re leveling the playing field.'" (https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/5/6/HLS-admissions-STEM-recruiting/)

In other words, there are tons of lawyers who would flunk high school and junior high math quizzes (which test reasoning ability) and even flunk high-school English quizzes. They simply don't know how to reason and couldn't solve a simple real world troubleshooting problem. They just write their way around what contradictions they believe they see; and the other contradictions they just ignore; and there are plenty they just don't see. This is not true for all lawyers, but it is for a large majority. I've seen enough at this point to be confident in that.

Yet they are all considered Pumblechooks ("widely respected jurists") (search up the page for Pumblechook and listen to the recording). The admissions deans wonder why law schools can't get physics majors, even though we blow away their metrics. A physics major would go bananas with the bunch of you, who can't reason out trivial problems and pompously look down your noses at everyone. And that would be if you even had incentive to get the right answer and not the Dues Process answer to bail out your cronies and validate your JD's. This garbage is antithetical to physics and any hard science. Reality and reasoning count in the non-monopolized world.

And apparently, I see that the Wiki includes psychology (God help us) as a STEM science. (I shudder to think what else is included; I won't look.) Look, psychology may be the single most important endeavor there is (attempting to understand perversions such as those done by lawyers), but it simply is not a hard science, where truly-controlled experiments are every-day work. And please don't tell me that doing a least-squares fit makes you a math/statistics jock. A real "science jock" in law school is a psyche or bio major, it seems. This is your problem. Lawyers aren't drawn from actual problem-solving disciplines - which require actual discipline, i.e. logic, Mr. Sulu.

The lawyers and their monopoly are about "reasonable attorney's fees". The fees are the be all and end all of it. They cannot possibly command such money otherwise (i.e. writing their own ticket where the sky's the limit), and the law and reasoning - to the extent they can reason - take a back seat, if they are in the car at all. And I attacked the Dues Process attorney fees directly, so I am made to pay like no one else. This is going to get into the weeds a bit, but if you don't have a bit of patience, go vote for useless Tinaspam ("resolutions" of "reimagining policing"), because this is what killed George Floyd. One of Hennepin Burke's paragraph's in his Feb. 10 ruling was:

"After Mr. Berman’s mother died, [Defendant] asserted a subrogation claim against the Trust for the attorney fees it incurred in defending [its Insured Person] in the lawsuits brought by Mr. Berman. [Defendant] incurred over $122,000.00 in attorneys’ fees and litigation expenses as a result of Mr. Berman’s numerous lawsuits against [its Insured Person]. Frankly, this Court is surprised that with number of cases and appeals filed by Mr. Berman that the amount is only $122,000.00."

This was the first of a substantial number of solid reasons for disqualifying imbecile Burke; and I certainly filed for disqualification, which Burke - incredibly, for a normal court system - ignored. To begin with, I filed only two suits against [its Insured Person] - not the five suits that the [Insured person]'s insurance company) listed. The other three actions were against the insurance company. The insurance company's defense of those suits could not by any stretch of imagination come out of my mother's trust; they were not against the trustee, [the Insured Person]. I made this perfectly clear in my papers. Burke not only ignored nearly everything I wrote, but he lumped everything together (something the insurance company had in the cards, it later became clear). However, even more incredibly, Burke commented on the reasonableness of the amount (only $122k). Burke's statement, in a single sentence, prejudged several aspects of not only this case but a case in Maryland. No "judge" who even remotely claims to be a real judge, would make a comment like that. This was the first indication of something truly bizarre in Hennepin.

So why should you care about my personal problems with this judge and my case? Because you would be hard-pressed find another judge in the whole country, who would make such a gratuitous, off-hand, utterly-stupid and disqualifying comment as that. This judge is the senior judge in Hennepin and was a twice a chief judge and also the president of a judge's association? Truly incredible - until you see what a social climber he is. He has it on display daily in his Twit-thing. His gaps in elementary legal knowledge are jaw-dropping, even apart from his corrupted statements. Given this judge and his outlandish comment (not only stating a prejudgment but - later in his ruling - an admitted lack of understanding of the case), you have to ask yourself what the heck goes on in Hennepin?

And that was just the beginning of the ruling. It got a lot worse. And then the MN Court of Appeals, last April 7, said, in essence, that there was nothing wrong with Burke's ruling - without even taking briefings. They just accepted whatever Burke said. That was when I wrote, last April 15, that Hennepin was a "military regime." With this oddity, Burke, somehow in control.

Again, if this is getting too much into the weeds for you, then vote for Tina, and you'll deserve the blended SPAM flavors you get. And there will be more of the same "policing" in Hennepin. Sorry to be dismissive of those who just want the Dem-Rep easy way out; but it's going to take some work from you in order to understand what is really wrong with the courts and how they have polluted our country and turned our laws into the worst kind of SPAM. (As I previously noted, years ago I had great appreciation for - and considerable consumption of - SPAM, but toothless, "independent," corrupt courts (which politicians stay "hands off") overseeing police are the hard SPAM that came down on George Floyd's neck. And the courts also pollute your personal space, even if you're stone-cold heartless about George Floyd. And I believe Burke is just that.)

Tina's "fierce advocacy" of "Justice for George Floyd" is: "Tina supports a resolution introduced by her Senate colleague Kamala Harris condemning police brutality, a bill led by Senator Tammy Duckworth focused on using independent prosecutors, and Tina worked with Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker on legislation to transform policing. The bill would create a federal use of force standard and a national registry of police misconduct, and it lays out steps our nation needs to take in order to reimagine policing so that we prevent police violence and injustice." You really think so?

There you have it. Tina's and Kamela's and Cory's (10W40 Cory, the smarmiest, oiliest guy in the Senate) "imagination" - reimagining with lawyers. You can write all the laws you want, and the judge's will disembowel them as the laws come down the line to you and me. You see the relevance now of Burke's outlandish ruling? Burke doesn't suddenly become person capable of thought and reason when he takes a criminal case. If such a ruling comes from Hennepin's senior judge in a slam-dunk civil case (something that is ordinarily not plausible in a lawsuit, but here the Defendant - Burke's pals - conceded the simple issue), anything will come out of Hennepin, regardless of how great your "reimagined policing" law is. I'll be showing you more.

Yeah, I'm over the top, I know. Someone who "naively" believes that the law applies down the line to you and me. In reality, the rule of law (something the "pundits" like mechanically repeating) is a fiction. That's why you should read Burke's imbecilic and corrupt ruling. No one could be so stupid - not even Burke - as to write the ruling Burke wrote. And the Supreme Court doesn't care. The Minneapolis federal court doesn't care (about a federal due process question). It remains to be seen how much the Eighth Circuit appeals court cares, but I'm not holding my breath. If the Supreme Court cared, they'd change their system to make it actually effective. They could, but they don't. Congress is the only answer. The Big Magilla can fix the courts, which will fix the police by getting rid of bad cops and allowing the good ones to perform actual service.

I need to repeat here what I repeated many times in my previous blog ( https://bulloney.com/f/the-dues-process ): "I want to make sure something is absolutely clear, and I will repeat this many times so as to make sure this point does not get lost: there are many good and excellent police, who are not just by-the-book but well-beyond the book in the best ways. (And I am not a so-called "bootlicker," in case you haven't noticed.)"

If you understand that lawyers feathering their nests with bulloney subverts the law from the US Supreme Court on your civil rights - and George Floyd's right to breathe - as that law is contorted by the lower courts - then you'll see that you need a truly "fierce advocate" to take out the wet garbage in the courts. And I'm your garbageman. Tina and Amy won't. They are lawyers or pals with lawyers, and they won't do anything substantive to get to the root cause.

And it's always "discretion." This is the judges' catch-all ticket to the free-for-all. They don't know the meaning of the word. They think "discretion" means royalty showing its munificence because you are "nice' and write "respectfully" to them. Discretion is not that at all. Discretion is a range of choices specified by the law. A court must state a reason why it made a particular decision within that range. That is not optional. The public and a reviewing (higher) court must understand the basics of how the discretionary decision was make. That's that law. The courts, from the bottom to the top, nearly always ignore the law.

If a judge has a problem with what you say to him (or her) - and he wants to punish you - it is called criminal contempt. There is, then, a separate action, a separate judge, and a trial. And the burden of proof is very high because it's a criminal matter. (Civil contempt is worse in many ways because they can jail you on a hunch.) The law says that they cannot punish you for making a forceful argument and calling their cronies for what they are.

But of course they do punish you, by slamming you with "discretion" - which means they do WeverTF they want. And you say...well, that's the reality and nothing can be done. You're half right - that is the reality - but you're wrong that nothing can be done. The reality is garbage that must be disposed-of, so write-in "Berman, your garbage man for the Senate". The answer is Judge Puty and Totoware (and I'm way behind in moving forward with the project, I know); and a Congress with the stones (are you listening Mitch?) who will be helicopter moms and dads for their laws; and not let the judges pervert them. Congress is the Big Magilla and can get rid of enough judges, so that the others will get with the program or retire. And then you replace them with judges who can read.

Pompous, know-nothing lawyers, protecting their fellow incompetents, are the problem. All of them, to one degree or another. They are the problem, in Minnesota and elsewhere; they killed George Floyd, with their Hennepin judges telegraphing to bad cops that "anything goes" for "discretion," including a knee on the neck.

I will keep pushing for an answer from the law students. The deans and faculties aren't going to say anything to jeopardize the Dues Process. They know the score. But the students might answer: how can a case decided and closed in 2014 "preclude" a 2019 case based on 2018-9 facts? It cannot. We don't have time machines. I explain more, below, but this is a very simple question with a very simple answer. And it shows not only Burke's incompetence and corruption, but the wholesale corruption in MN courts, up through the Court of Appeals and to the MN Supreme Court.

But this baloney is what Burke ginned up, in likely collaboration with his lawyer pals. And Burke is so stupid that he thinks he'll get away with it. Not in the longer term, he won't. Not while there's a 1st Amendment.

I need a break to go back to 2nd grade for a bit........

On Friday, I got to listen to and watch most of my daughter's 2nd grade online class. I snoozed during part of it, consistent with my general, time-average percentage of classroom "presence." I suspect there are nothing but stellar 1st and 2nd grade teachers in this country, and my daughter's Teach was right there (and I went to back-to-school night for her 1st grade, so I have data there, too) . Yes, I have issues with the NEA, but they can't really go wrong in 1st and 2nd grades; and they all attain star quality, as far as I'm concerned. My daughter tells me how much she loves school and her teacher, and that's the last word on that.

Her teacher introduced the reading section by noting that they were going to begin reading "chapter books" this year. And she emphasized how important it is to read books that are right for them. She may have said, "at your level," but I don't quite remember. Whatever her exact words, though, she got the point across that the kids shouldn't overreach to books that are too big and too much. Sure, there's what's-a-heaven-for and all that, but in 2nd grade, a great Teach and the magic of words on page coming to life make heaven-a-plenty. My daughter and I have already read together some forgotten classics that I read with my dad...like Thornton Burgess' Bowser the Hound and Paddy the Beaver:

But at least they find they are wrong. This is called "proof by contradiction," also the contrapositive. And then they can correct their mistakes. I'll be talking about that shortly in the context of judges who don't understand what Paddy learned from his mom and dad. Paddy could pass a high school math quiz. Plenty of lawyers and judges - high-up ones - can't.

When it comes to a lot of judges - and Hennepin Burke, in particular - their reach and grasp are substandard and stunted to the point of what should be an embarrassment to any credible court system and lawyer's "bar." I'm trying, this evening, to finish an overdue "judicial disability" complaint against Burke. I mentioned, in a March 30 objection to one of Burke's outlandish rulings, that I was going to file this complaint. His rulings are landmarks (in the land of Beyond the Pale) and reflect an unquestionably unique mental "disability." I wrote:

There was never a decision like Burke's Feb. 10th decision, I am sure. And his follow-on orders on "frivolousness" were equally bizarre. Resorting to "the bizarre" - in the abstract and in reality, both - is the only alternative for those who had been called on their red-handed actions and won't outright admit their wrongdoing.

Various things intervened before I sat down to write my complaint against Burke - such as George Floyd's death and my consequent decision to file my candidacy, given my quasi-prediction of a tragedy coming out of the Hennepin "military regime." But I recently read in Burke's Twit-thing that he's going to retire shortly, so I need to get the "disability complaint" against Burke filed now. Just for the record. Nothing will be done, of course, whether I had filed it months ago or whenever.

(1) Burke's individual menace to society and (2) the Hennepin "military regime" menace that was countenanced by the MN Court of Appeals - and then (3) the MN Supreme Court's assertion that this is just business as usual (and (4) the astounding event of Burke, as judge, taking his own 1996 case to the MN Supreme Court - with MN "civil procedure" displacing Constitutional rights) - all told, MN courts are a particular site to see, in terms of ingrown corruption.

For Burke, reading "at level" goes to new lows with his tortured twisting of the law (or gross misunderstanding of it); and I'll be specific and thorough with my justification. I'll show you - unlike Burke who is merely a playground name-caller and someone incapable of providing justification beyond, "because I said so." Burke is indeed an embarrassment (or should be to any credible legal system), and I'll quote plenty to you so as to show the outsized Burke embarrassment. In fact I already have quoted to you, up the page, one of the more obvious Burke loads of bulloney; and I'll repeat it here:

This was Burke to Dorothy, as you can see. No credible judge would write anything like that. This is the distillation of the Dues Process: how one must pay the lawyers, who are an oligarchy protected by the judges. As I explained previously, "civil procedure" hardly ever has anything to do with a dismissal of a case on the merits. You can read about it at the link shown. A case decided on the merits is decided on substance nor procedure. Burke just likes the ring of, "civil procedure." Sounds very leeegle-style-like. Like a high-schooler trying to improvise some "judge lines" for the school play.

The words, "civil procedure," seems to have a special panache in MN courts, since they were the excuse the MN Supreme Court came up with in 1996 for displacing Constitutional rights (see https://bulloney.com/f/mr-floydmeet-judge-kevin-s-burke-hennepin-co-minneapolis). While procedure (pulling the car into the garage for repair) can on occasion derail substance (diagnosis and repair of the problem), once the car is in the garage and positioned over the lift, procedure is almost always irrelevant (see link, above).

That Burke would elevate "civil procedure" to such heights (twice, by also mentioning "byzantine civil procedure") shows that Burke is a phony. Just as he drops peoples' name to establish his "connections," he drops the "name" "civil procedure" to try to buffalo his way out of an untenable situation. Even more astoundingly, he thinks he can get away with it. But even more astoundingly than that, he can get away with it - because MN reviewing courts are in on the game. Minnesota has a huge problem with its courts.

Burke tried the same bulloney on me, and I was more polite about it, initially, than Dorothy. was I made my points very clearly in several objections, a disqualification motion and a couple of petitions to MN higher courts. Burke ignored the disqualification motion, which asserts that the judge should remove himself from any further action in a case because his bias pervades the case in the extreme. A judge ignoring a disqualification motion has no excuse in a court system that emphasizes supposedly "getting to the merits." Every time Burke writes something or ignores something, he creates a more and more solid case that he is a know-nothing and a menace. It was in those petitions where I described Hennepin, last April 15, as a "military regime" and an accident waiting to happen. Then there was the knee on George Floyd six weeks later.

I am not nice now, because Burke is the Clockwork Orange judge - a moron with, in addition, moral vacuity directly opposite of his very public persona.

Burke, who fancies himself (as most legal-patter types do) some master of highbrow lingo, is simply a jargoneer but without any actual understanding of the jargon: "frivolous" and "discretion" are a couple of the terms he eviscerates (and MN's reviewing courts show the same ignorance). There are actual definitions of these terms, just as there is an actual definition of legal "preclusion" (I won't use the Latin because Latin is the legal oligarchy's secret weapon to make eyes glaze over).

In a nutshell, Burke came up with "preclusion" (a legal principle) out of the blue and out of whole bulloney - the latter, similar in this case to whole cloth. Out of whole cloth means fabricated factuallys: concocting "facts" out of nowhere; making up things that never happened.

Burke, however, did something never before attempted. He took facts that occurred in 2018 and 2019 and said that those facts had been considered by a lawsuit that was filed in 2013 and ended in 2014. You don't need to be Albert Einstein to see that there's a problem with "time" there and that this Burke was full of bulloney. A 2014 lawsuit cannot "consider" facts that occurred in 2018, right? But Burke said exactly that. He didn't give any reasons, of course. He just said his bullshit - oh, sorry, bulloney - and that made it so. That was the first clue that Burke, who has hung around Hennepin courts for 35 years, is a menace to society. Burke's "frankly" gratuitous comment (this Court is surprised that ... the amount is only $122,000.00.") indicated supremely bad judgment; but his time-displacement of facts was an abject menace to society. With a so-called "judge" who moves facts five years in time, a court system is nothing but a sham.

This told me that something was terribly wrong with Hennepin county. This, and a few things Burke subsequently wrote, led me to write, on April 15, to the MN Supreme Court that Hennepin was like a "military regime." And six weeks later George Floyd was dead. So maybe it's worth your while to listen to me for a bit. (And if you've read this far, you certainly have...so thanks.)

Also, each side of lawsuit is entitled to know the legal theory the other side is asserting. A defendant is entitled to know what law the plaintiff is pointing-to, which says the defendant did something wrong. A plaintiff is entitled to know what law (or legal principle) the defendant is pointing-to, which says the plaintiff has no case - so the case should be dismissed. The defendant didn't say anything about "preclusion" because events that occurred in 2018 could not have been precluded by a lawsuit that ended in 2014. That would have been nonsense because the idea is a physical impossibility.

Definitions, facts, and law don't matter to Burke; yet he's patted on the back by other judges who, if they actually read Burke's ruling (and probably other rulings), should gag - assuming those judge's could pass high school quizzes in math and English.

(That should have been Fudamental #2, The Pumblechook.) I believe Burke is as corrupt as they come and knew very well that he had to do something to bail out his pals. That his outlandish ruling wasn't just the musings of a complete know-nothing. Burke is, without a doubt, stupid and ignorant of fundamental legal principles, but his moving facts five years in time was beyond anything ever seen in a "legal" decision. The age-old question comes up, once again: is Burke an idiot or a liar? Here, an idiot and a corrupt liar who had to concoct whatever he could when the necks of his Minneapolis lawyer buds were in the noose. As I wrote in my first blog series: Quiz #1.3:

Burke is, as they say, "a case in point:" meaning you don't get a more moronic decision than Burke dished out last Feb. 10. In addition, as I've said, there's good reason to suspect that Burke collaborated with his lawyer pals on this, given a number of factors.

Normally, in a game, like chess or poker, a player keeps at least one card (or its chess equivalent), and often more than one card, close to his chest. Here, it is to my advantage to get as much public debate going, as I can, because the lawyers wouldn't dare debate me. Theirs is the classic strategy of ignore the guy pissing on himself in the corner of the internet ("classic" for a little more than a decade). We'll see how long they can keep that "ignore him" game going.

I do know that people from Minnesota State government and Hennepin government visit my site (a server catches accesses to my domain - then relays them to my google sites page - while the server logs IP addresses; this is the closest you're gonna get to a real revenge of da noid - not the movie baloney). I don't know who in Minnesota government is reading this, but some are. My contact with MN government (apart from Burke) has been nothing but extraordinarily great. The same is true of everyone - literally - I've spoken to in Minnesota. Minnesota is indeed nice. and a group of people whom I would be honored to represent with hard work you would not believe.

I do wonder a bit whether Minnesota might be a Clockwork Orange State - the way Burke is the Clockwork Orange judge. I choose to believe that Minnesotans are, in fact, good people - though its courts (and not just Burke) are two-faced. In any event, I'm going to expose the full embarrassment of Burke and his idiocy and, I believe, his corruption. We'll see how long it takes for the lawyers and judges to respond.

I mentioned, up the page, the Bobby Fischer factor. Bobby Fischer was a really big shoe (as Ed Sullivan would have said) in 1972. A lot is available about him online, so I don't need to describe him. When asked what he loved most about chess? Fischer said (in one or more variations on the quote) that he liked to make his opponents squirm.

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Kevin the Menace - Short Subject #1

September 21, 2020 (entry #1): In the '60s (and before, but I wasn't much of a movie-goer then) and into the '70s, the "short subjects" were the little movies before the featured movie. I think I could remember some if I tried hard because they almost always ranged from interesting to great. I'll consult the Wiki later to see what I can remember. I'm going to concentrate a lot of the next week on Kevin the Menace Burke ( https://bulloney.com/f/mr-floydmeet-judge-kevin-s-burke-hennepin-co-minneapolis ). This entry is Kevin the Menace - Short Subject #1.

I looked at Burke's Twit-thing now and then over the last year or so, and I searched it a few times when I was looking for something specific. I'm looking at it daily at the moment. I'm going to do quite an expose of this phony (and something of a fraud). He's not smart enough to really calculate the way that's necessary to perpetrate a fraud (still a low bar for calculating ability), so most of the time he's just a phony. He is some sort of kingpin (I'm still not sure how, but he is) at ground zero for Hennepin corruption and George Floyd's death.

Burke is especially going bonkers over Ginsburg J.'s death. Ginsberg J. made a definite point - including towards her end - that she was very much a "political" judge, with her hoping to outlive the Trump administration. Prior to the Trump administration, she made her disdain clear, too. So, as it is with nearly everything in the court system (as it is in other political bodies) there's the gloss and the separate reality. Roberts CJ (and even Ben Sasse) used the baloney line about, "no Dem. or Rep. judges," etc. (Ben Sasse, by the way, got a place in my political pantheon with his, "bullshit" line he delivered in Congress.) So it's no surprise that politico Burke is going Twit-bonkers over Ginsberg J.

I saw this from Burke: "Kevin S. Burke@JudgeKSB Sep 18 Perhaps Senator McSally has never lost a loved one. A lot of people have and what they might expect is 'I am very sorry for your loss. I did not agree with her on things but she was a strong advocate for women and that is where our focus should be tonight.' "

Yet another demonstration of what a fool Burke is - full of presumptions that he could easily check out, but he opens his mouth anyway. McSally is in her 50's. I don't need to consult the Wiki to see that. You think she has never lost a loved one? Also, she was a fighter pilot. I don't know whether she ever saw combat (and I'd be surprised if she hadn't), but do you think a fighter pilot has never lost a loved one who was part of that exclusive family? Burke is the fool-gift who keeps on giving.

The Wiki says she lost her dad (a lawyer) when she was 12. Is that good enough for you, Burke, you simpleton who doesn't even check the Wiki before commenting? Yes, she saw combat. You're 70, Burke. The Wiki makes no mention of your military service, which would have been in Vietnam. I'm not making any presumptions. The advisory at the top of your Wiki entry says, "This biographical article is written like a résumé. Please help improve it by revising it to be neutral and encyclopedic. (October 2015)" It's not an indiscretion (let alone a crime) to write your own Wiki entry/resume, or have your friends do it for you. Since it does not appear on your resume, Burke, my guess is that you didn't serve in the military.

Not only is Burke a fool for suggesting that a 50-something fighter pilot never lost a loved one, but Burke seems particularly remote from the singular experience of his age group. A group who experienced enormous trauma from Vietnam - a place Burke seemingly managed to avoid; yet he comments/speculates willy nilly on everything, including a fighter pilot's personal losses.

The draft registration ended a couple of months before I turned 18. My lottery number - in 1969 when I was 12 years old - was in the last handful, which didn't matter of course. My brother, who was 20 (Burke's age) had a number in the first few deciles. He had leg problems (among other problems) and was rejected on his medical. My brother, who has always had learning difficulties, is a very long and complicated story (as is our relationship), which is the root cause of how I wound up in Hennepin court. My brother has said and done many things that have been huge problems for me, but I have never heard him express anything but an understanding voice (with some awe) for anyone who has served in the military.

It is no coincidence that Burke - who disgraces those who have fought for the myth of "equal justice" (made more mythical every day that Burke has been a judge) - suggests and presumes that McSally, a fighter pilot, may never have lost a loved one.

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Kevin the Menace - Short Subject #2

September 21, 2020 (entry #2): The Minnesota Court Rules, Code of Judicial Conduct, which regulates how judges are supposed to behave) says this in Canon 4, Rule 4.1(A): "a judge or a judicial candidate shall not: (3) publicly oppose another candidate for public office." Practically every day, Burke has had something political coming out of his Twit-mouth. But that is the least of it.

Burke - who's not a real judge but just "plays one on the Twit-thing TV" and in the courtroom - is the central figure in Hennepin courts, which are ground zero for George Floyd's destruction. You will not truly "fix" anything until you fix the courts and eliminate the Dues Process. I am finishing my official complaint against Burke, and I plan to post it here. This guy is a central part of the problem that killed George Floyd. The legal oligarchy, generally, is the root cause. The bad cops take their cue from the legal oligarchy, who are in it for themselves - NOT for the so-called "interests of justice." They killed George Floyd. You are mistaken if you think you are not affected by this. Even if your universe only about money, you are and will be affected by it. It's much cheaper to take out the wet garbage that is the legal oligarchy. I'm your garbage man. Write-in "Berman, your garbage man for the Senate" on Tuesday Nov. 3.

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Complaint Against Burke

September 24, 2020: It has been a busy few days. Part of the problem today, late in the day, was trying to find a replacement petcock (or a workaround would have been fine) for the connection to the fuel tank on my somewhat-portable gas generator. The petcock is clogged, I guess, though it was passing fuel fine just a couple of weeks ago. Amazon has one for 7.99 and maybe the same thing for 8.99, but I'd have to wait till Monday, which is really no good. The threads on the nipple out of the tank are not pipe threads, for God only knows what reason. They kind of look like garden-hose thread, but it's not a standard garden-hose diameter. The connection size is kind of like faucet valve stuff (those might be compression fittings, I don't remember), but the bottom line is the threads don't match any of the test threads at HD or any others attempts I made there. This should be a simple find at HD and a 10 minute fix. But noooooooo........

They might well be "16mm x 1.5mm, 22mm hex nut" for "Chinese generator" or "Honda dirt bike." But is 1.5mm a thread pitch or what? Why should I have to research all this just for a simple connection to a fuel tank of which there must be millions in the US, alone? And why isn't it in HD?? Whose Creepin' idea of a joke was this? (I had to substitute something.) From what I can tell online, it seems to be the same thing on all these gas generators: Chinese fascist threads that must be overthrown! (I raise my semi-paralyzed hand in a fist.) I guess I shouldn't complain because this thread-monopoly may help - at some level - the poor slave-laborers in Chinese labor prisons.

I'd be fine with just finding the correctly-threaded coupling and then jerry rigging a conversion to a hose barb to connect to the carb intake. I don't need a shutoff valve right now. I just need a working generator. I'll try to find a replacement tomorrow at a small-engine shop, but I couldn't find any threaded connector at HD or Tractor Supply or Ace. For Gosh sakes, what's going on here?

Alright, so here's my complaint against Burke. I've redacted everything that I think is necessary - at least at this point. I'm leaving in one thing that really shouldn't be an issue, but when there are corrupt judges who will do anything to help their pals, all bets are off, really. The law is meaningless, and they'll do whatever they want to and have to for their buds. This whole hullaballoo about Ginsberg J.'s replacement doesn't mean a thing, The judges down the line will screw-up the law to protect their buds and screw us. I'll give you some examples, starting with Burke. This is very long.


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I added the following to my complaint: I forgot to add Canon 4: (Rule 4.1) Comment: "3] Public confidence in the independence and impartiality of the judiciary is eroded if judges or judicial candidates are perceived to be subject to political influence."

Of the relative handful of judges active on social media, Burke is a stand out in activity. He also makes his politics obvious by always criticizing Republicans. He uses juvenile "disclaimers" such as: "I don't mean to be disrespectful nor (sic) partisan but what about the Judge Garland nomination was not a one person filibuster?"

This is the equivalent of, "no offense intended," before someone with little restraint goes and says something he knows is critical to the point of probably being offensive. (This is not to say that one should not criticize, but Burke's phrasing is high school/middle-school.) The hallmark of objectivity - both in appearance and reality - is deliberation and choosing words carefully so as to both maintain a balanced outlook and convey a balanced picture. Making frequent appearances on social media and making his political affiliations obvious shows lack of control and strong partisanship. People don't believe that a judge can display such partisanship and then turn around and be objective. It's not plausible. People are right to associate this lack of control with lack of objectivity. This is not surprising, given Burke's display noted in my complaint.

What action will they take? Probably nothing. What excuse will they give, assuming they even give an excuse?

1) "He has retired, so it doesn't matter." Answer: Sure it matters; the issue is public perception of the reality of the corrupt judges, including those in the MN Court of Appeals who said Burke "did not abuse his discretion" to be a dictator who rules merely on his "belief" and not on an actual reason why there is supposedly an, "indisputably meritless legal theory," when the extortion was conceded and abuse of process necessarily follows.

2) "Berman is asking us to be an appellate court." Answer: No, the "Judicial Canons" (the Rules that the Board is supposed to enforce) say, as quoted above: “Comment: Confidence in the judiciary is eroded if judicial decision making is perceived to be subject to inappropriate outside influences.” You need to evaluate a decision in order to decide if it will erode confidence.

Why should any of this matter to you? Because this stuff will affect you whether or not you ever set foot in courtroom. Because this affects the economy, and that affects you. Because this was what prompted me to write to the MN Supreme Court: that Hennepin County was like a "military regime." And then there was the boot of the Hennepin military regime on George Floyd's neck. It's worth your while to listen to what I have to say.

Dictators say, "I believe," and that becomes an order. Like the one that took Otto into custody, and then the one that said to torture and mutilate our American boy. Burke and the others like him believe they can dictate whatever they want with impunity, and people with just slink away, saying, "thank you, your Honor." Not any longer. It's time to get rid of this oligarchy of the Dues Process and "your Honor" because its time is long gone. Because they have given ample demonstration of their corruption and dishonor of those who died for the myth of "equal justice" and their blah-de-blah.

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Sympathy From The Devils

September 25, 2020: It was September 17 when I sent my email to the ABA top brass on federal judge/misogynist, Alsup. Not surprisingly, there has been no response after one week. Just keep building a record. Eventually it will matter, I believe. Next step is probably the National Organization for Women, and this an an especially appropriate time, given Ginsburg J.'s passing and women's issues front and center. Again, since a great many judges do whatever they want, what comes down to you and me isn't what the Sup. Ct. says is the law. So her replacement there won't much matter, as things really come out in the wash under the current, antediluvian system. Not a bad image: antediluvian referencing (before) the big flood, where Noah was fixing the pump in the rain; and then coming out in the wash. To the great unwashed, that is - you and me. I'll tell you some stories, sometime.

To recap a bit, in light of Nov. 3, as I wrote (see up the page) to Tina and Amy: "The question is: what are you going to do about this inexcusable junior high boy, Alsup? How does this compare with Franken? For one thing, Franken didn't have lifetime tenure with “absolute independence” and the power to ruin individuals at whim, dontcha know. So whatcha gonna do?"

Just silence. Same from the ABA "women in law" committee and now the ABA top brass.

What is one of the principal ways "the wash" comes out for you and me?

What I had in mind when I discussed this cartoon with Richard, back last New Years or so, was a former (federal magistrate) judge, Grewal. He went to work for Zuckerberg several years ago (and apparently he recently left the "Z" for another company), and about the only thing I can think of that was positive about Obama is that he rejected Grewal for Article III. I should say that Grewal was from Cincy and apparently was/is a Browns fan, so those were two reasons why I would have, generally speaking, been inclined positively towards the guy.

Grewal was, essentially, every bit a "system guy" judge. "System" meaning in the pocket of the law firms; he'll side with the law firm against the pro per (self-represented person) regardless. I wrote, "essentially every bit," because he started out very leniently with me (too lenient, he later regretted), but he then made up for his offense to the law-firm gods by giving them the store.

The devils' game (certainly in federal court) is to use a discovery sanction (penalty) to cripple a plaintiff's case, by eliminating crucial evidence. In my case it was the docs who saw me after the accident (the first one told me to go right to the ER), and then those who really examined me with a CT scan and such. This is a fairly typical scenario of a self-represented plaintiff (motorcycle accident - me) against a represented entity (frequently represented by an established firm).

The rules (the law) are very clear: that one side can't just manufacture a reason (or magnify a trivial one for which there was no harm) to come into court and request a penalty against the other side. But that's what they obviously did, and Grewal crippled my case. No lawyer would touch it after my main witnesses had been eliminated. I had to do the whole thing myself. I think I might have won, too, if i had just saved a few minutes of my closing argument time to rebut the other side. But I wasn't thinking strategically at all. Maybe I'll tell you about it another time, but the point - once again - is that the legal monopoly circles the wagons and sticks together. The Dues Process is all about keeping the money flow going and validating the J.D. The question is not whether they are, jointly, the devil. The question is whether they are worse.

Grewal was obvious-enough about it, but nothing like Burke. I should actually be grateful that Burke was blatantly corrupt (of course the case against the defendant was as obvious as it gets - they conceded it - so they really had no choice but to pull out all the corruption stops). Nonetheless, Burke went overboard in making it easy to see.

I have to stop this one here for now (and I have to circle back to the Federalist Society and the Kennedy J. function and other things), but right now, I really need to get my gas generator going.

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The Gas Generator is Working

September 26, 2020: I have a lot written, and I'll be posting it later this evening. I did get the gas generator working. I rigged an alternative fuel line to the mystery Chinese petcock.

I'm happy with it. There's no fuel shutoff, but this is temporary. According to the chemical resistance info, PVC is resistant enough to gasoline - certainly at applicable temps - so I'm ok with it for a short term fix. It's a new carb ($15), and I don't want to gunk it up, but this is fine. I just needed to get it working as soon as I could. I checked with two small engine places, and neither had the petcock. Neither did a good auto parts store, nor did Ace, nor did HD. I'll order the replacement petcock for 8 bucks, but the generator is doing the job now, so all's good.

My right-hand grip is half of what it was, and my left hand isn't 100%, but it felt good to do a little job successfully with my hands - especially when I should be on a ventilator.

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Race To The Bottom

September 27, 2020 (entry #1): Or top, if you're a fan of corruption. You may have figured out at this point that Maryland is the other corruption pole in my "Small World, After All" (but no real surprise) of corruption. It may well be that if I ventured out in the wider world of the wilds of New York or Mass. (so I heard way back in high school) - to say nothing of Illinois - that I'd get an eyeful of corruption. But I can process only so much of the stuff. So my corruption world poles are Minnesota and Maryland.

In my Bulloney blog (at https://bulloney.com/f/to-intl-monetary-fundre-corruption-minnesota-courts-mr-floyd ), I applied the HTT (Holier Than Thou) adjustment factor to Ukraine and to the US for an adjusted, "normalized" (same scale) comparison. As you might expect, the result was significant (because I wouldn't have done it if my result were going to be ho-hum): Ukraine comes out looking way better after the corruption-adjustment. And no, I didn't rig the result. No rigging is necessary. I wouldn't have "propounded the thesis" of HTT if it only confirmed the conventional picture that UA is corrupt and the US is a paragon of propriety.

The result is logical and simple. It's a matter of acknowledging you have a problem (corruption) before you can hope to solve the problem, unless you get really lucky, I suppose. That's why my battle here is an "uphill" one, because the US is good at self-congratulation and often less good at getting to the root cause of a problem. This is largely due to our ability to create money (IOUs) at will so we can paper-over a problem - an ability UA doesn't have. I won't, right now, go into the military-economics of that.

CNN - with its incessant targeting of DJT with bulloney is obviously one of the major players in obscuring the root cause and secondary causes and any other real cause. See https://bulloney.com/f/butch-sundance---quiz-time-2 , where this Daniel Dale of CNN is given a "pier" review via the "no way José” syllogism of Aristotle's Peripatetics, i.e. Aristotle told the Jake Tapper-Daniel Dales of the world to take a long walk thereon - and off a short one - pier, that is.

Whatever else anyone may think of DJT, he was unquestionably an outsider from D.C. and still is. That he won - and did so contrary to the prognostications of the D.C. establishment - was unacceptable from the beginning. (I'll be coming back, in the next day or so, to How to Evaluate a Judge above and the Federalist Society - a group that is anything but conservative in the true sense, e.g. they would never disavow the legal monopoly, so they're not conservative at all).

UA, in contrast with the US, definitely acknowledges its corruption problem; both its citizenry (HTT1) and its government (HTT2) do. And the world spotlights UA for corruption. So, the HTT components (1 and 2) are basically full-scale at 100, while the US is far from such acknowledgement. Anyway, you can read about it here, https://bulloney.com/f/to-intl-monetary-fundre-corruption-minnesota-courts-mr-floyd .

I remember in 8th grade gym class on one of those indoor days when we didn't "dress" (into our gym clothes) and got a "health" session, we were sitting on the roll-out bleachers. Some of us were picked randomly (I believed it was random and still do, even given my meta-conspiracy theory proclivity - search up the page, here) to make a 15-minute study of a "health" article; and then stand up and give a report to the other 8th grade boys with their extended spans of rapt attention. My two-page article was on something called Al-Anon which I hadn't heard of and still know nothing about beyond the Wiki. I remember even starting my presentation with, "This article is about something called Al-Anon." I had heard of Alcoholics Anonymous, but the article didn't say "Alcoholics Anonymous" anywhere, so Al-Anon didn't seem to be just an abbreviated version. I do remember talking about "steps" to recovery. My point with HTT and corruption, of course, is that the first step is acknowledging there's a problem with corruption in a state or a country. The US doesn't do that, and corruption has grown as a result - especially in the courts where it as flourished. Burke in Hennepin an astounding example.

I have a viable solution too: the Judge Puty Project (and yes, I'll get back to it very soon with my first project "invitations," but I have only so much time in the day).

I don't know how to credibly estimate corruption-awareness among the population of a US state, but I can point to one thing that really stood out to me last year about really fundamental, Alice-in-Wonderland-style corruption. There's an appeals-court "rule" in Maryland, which is a super doozie if ever there was one: Rule 8-602 (b), The Court shall dismiss an appeal if: (1) the appeal is not allowed by these Rules or other law.

Now this is going to get so fascinating that you'd better buckle-in to your coaster seats. Yes, I'm sarcastic. And looking in detail at "rules," which are regulations (at least in California courts), and "statutes," which are laws passed by the legislature, is a fascinating job that someone competent has to do. This sort of thing is not my first choice, needless to say, but sometimes you can't say, "it's not my cross to bear;" you just have to bear it - like para++ .

I need to study Maryland court's rule-making authority some more. But if you Google-search on this literal phrase ("not allowed by these Rules or other law"), Maryland is the only place it comes up. "Rules or other law." A regulation is not law; it is not made by a law-making body, and it is "law" only to the extent is doesn't contradict a law (and 8-602(b) contradicts Constitutional law). That's not my main point here, but it is significant if Maryland courts write regulations (rules) that are not law but the courts call them, "law." This is a sign of a court system arrogating power - power to make law -it does not actually have and presumes that power supersedes controlling law. In other words, I'm quite sure that Maryland courts are fully out of control. Are you listening to this Larry Hogan, Maryland Governor? You might be, since I've already emailed you and your staff about another matter, closely related to this. (Yeah, that's me, Larry. The crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet.) But I'm not holding my breath. I'll be including Hogan's book publisher in an email soon. I will post that here, too. It might help them sell some books - but they shouldn't hold their breath, especially about Hogan's presidential ambitions.

Anyway, I first heard (literally) this Maryland rule 8-602 (b) when it was read to me (or possibly paraphrased to me) over the phone by a clerk at the Maryland appeals court. The exact words the clerk said aren't crucial, but I remember hearing their equivalent, "dismissed as a matter of law," which is a standard phrasing that means we don't need to get into the factual details because there's a big defect in the legal basis that overrides details. As a note, this is what the judge did in dismissing the domestic violence (DV) case against me (see up the page). That judge didn't say "as a matter of law;" he just said I don't think this is a DV case. He also said, "these are the reasons why." And he read the name of a legal case (the citation), and he described the case. That was a real judge actually reading (and even explaining) the law that was the reason for the dismissal as a matter of law.

From the Maryland clerk, I heard on the phone the equivalent of "dismissed as a matter of law" and I noted down "8-602." So I looked up 8-602 to see what was the law on which my appeal was dismissed as a matter of law. I expected to read something like, "the order was not final" or some such. But the "law" of Rule 8-602 was, "the appeal is not allowed by these Rules or other law." Huh??? The dismissal "as a matter of law" was based on the law that says the appeal was not allowed by law? I then knew for sure that Maryland was Alice in Wonderland, with such a circular statement. This is especially significant because it codifies the "I'm not giving a reason" principle - one of the centerpieces of the Lipoplasm north of Seoul.

I've had requests (motions) made by the other side - in a California appeals court and in the Ninth Circuit federal appeals court in San Francisco - to throw out (dismiss) the appeal before a real decision is made addressing the core (the merits) of the appeal. In both cases, the requests were denied without any reason stated. I'm pretty sure that if an appeal is dismissed there by such a preliminary request, that the court would give a real reason. Not just, "outta here." In Maryland, though, rule 8-602 (b) apparently allows a court to point to that rule, which just says the appeal is not allowed. But there is no reason beyond a rule that says it is not allowed. This is, "outta here." This is, "the reason is because the reason is because." This is a hallmark of a dictatorial state. If you want to call it "fascist," you can. I have another example in Maryland that I'll save for another time because I know your hearts are racing and you're all on the edge of your seats. And I don't want to be responsible for any cardiac events.

What goes on in courts generally speaking is a slow and (often but not always) somewhat subtle arrogation of power by courts, step by step, as they ignore the law. I need to write and file something with the Eighth Circuit in Minneapolis in a couple of days, which talks about exactly this arrogation of power. I'm not talking about the sort of Supreme Court nominee stuff that will be coming up - with "judicial overreach" by a federal judge stopping an executive policy. I'm talking about down in the depths where you and I get the cesspool treatment. They still use the Dear Alphonse and cephalo-in-gluteo (search up the page) to make it sound legit, by glazing your eyes over. Make no mistake, though, it is as dictatorial, fascistic, and every other polysci term of that sort, as it gets. The penalty is not in the extreme, as was Otto's, but it is still arrogation of power at work; and the penalty includes - in my case - Burke's certification of torturous pain as just "part of the process" in Minnesota and Maryland. They are worse than the devil, though I wont' go into that now. I don't limit that designation to the court of the Lipoplasm (where Otto's appeal is still pending). It applies here in the USA.

My question of the moment is whether Minnesota courts or Maryland courts are in the lead in the corruption race of the two of them to the bottom. As I said, there may be worse courts elsewhere, but I have some reason to doubt that New York courts, for example, are worse. It's a matter of the spotlight. New York gets the big spotlight, and there are a lot of "public interest" types watching there. That tends to check dictators. That's why all this talk about DJT becoming a dictator is baloney. As the Auden poem put it (search up the page), dictators tend to rise when the people (on a wide basis) aren't paying attention. Everyone pays attention to DJT. A small place like Maryland is far more ripe for a slow rise of dictators. And the evidence is there, for sure.

I still don't know about Minnesota, but I called Hennepin a "military regime" six weeks before that regime came down on George Floyd's neck. Minnesota courts do have a potentially saving aspect: they issue decisions with more information than simply, DENIED or GRANTED. Maryland courts are pros at corruption. They know that the fewer words, the better. Nonetheless, so far, in terms of Minnesota courts, things are looking quite bleak - or good if you're into winning a corruption race to the bottom.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

How to Evaluate a Nominee for Judge (Part 2)

September 27, 2020 (entry #2): Okay. I wrote Part 1 back on September 13, and I said, "PART 2 COMING UP SHORTLY." Two weeks later isn't "shortly," I know, but here I am with Part 2.

Well, it didn't take a crystal ball to see (two weeks ago when I wrote Part 1) that a "notable" judge nomination might come up in the near future. Supreme Court decisions affect you far less than you might think - mainly because they get contorted or ignored (or contorted by having been ignored) by judges on the way down to you.

BTW, Burke has been gushing over Ginsburg J., which is no surprise. In the department of "counting Twitlins," I count 13 Twitlins from Burke (since Sept. 18) with a search on "Ginsburg" and others not including her name but referencing her well enough. When I scroll down to May 25 and check Burke's Twitlins from that date forward, I see not one mention of "Floyd" anywhere. Burke talks in spam generalities about "reform" and "racism" and a metaphorical "hurricane."

" Kevin S. Burke @JudgeKSB ·Jun 8 There are a lot of beleaguered police now. While reform of police is critical the fact is the rest of the justice system was complicit to some degree. Judges, prosecutors and yes, defense lawyers, need to reflect on how we all can make the changes that are critically necessary."

And more incredible blather from this torture-enabler:

" Kevin S. Burke @JudgeKSB ·Jun 8 We are at at time where court leaders need to stand firmly for reform. We need a litigants bill of rights: people must be listened to, treated with respect & understand our decisions."

Yeah, like how a so-called judge (Burke) could think that a 2019 case (based on 2018 facts) could be precluded (blocked) by a 2014 case because the 2014 case had "adjudicated" the 2018 facts that did not exist in 2014. This guy is a piece of work, if ever there was one.

I want to discuss another judge. To recap Part 1: jurisdiction, 455 (the disqualification statute), and snarkiness. These are the three things that you must ask a nominee about. Here's an example that combines 455 and snarkiness.

A few years ago, I came across this appeals court opinion, Matter of Mason 1990. It was written by a judge, Easterbrook out of Chicago, which is the 7th "Circuit" - the word "circuit" the closest most lawyers get to the logical analysis that we physics and double-E types do as a matter of course every day.

I didn't know anything about this Easterbrook. His opinion had this line in it: "Because some people see goblins behind every tree, a subjective approach would approximate automatic disqualification." The opinion is about 455, the disqualification (dq) statute, which is about getting a federal judge to take himself off your case (dq himself) because of bias. Judges virtually never disqualify themselves, and this opinion illustrates the mentality. The full paragraph is this:

"An objective standard is essential when the question is how things appear to the well-informed, thoughtful observer rather than to a hypersensitive or unduly suspicious person. Because some people see goblins behind every tree, a subjective approach would approximate automatic disqualification. A reasonable observer is unconcerned about trivial risks; there is always some risk, a probability exceeding 0.0001%, that a judge will disregard the merits. Trivial risks are endemic, and if they were enough to require disqualification we would have a system of preemptory strikes and judge-shopping, which itself would imperil the perceived ability of the judicial system to decide cases without regard to persons. A thoughtful observer understands that putting disqualification in the hands of a party, whose real fear may be that the judge will apply rather than disregard the law, could introduce a bias into adjudication. Thus the search is for a risk substantially out of the ordinary."

First, the goblins line is snarkiness - not the worst but plenty bad - in the same vein as is "conspiracy theorist," which is the loaded phrase of choice among those who don't really know what a "theory" is and how science actually works. All that's needed is one good-size goblin behind one tree to ruin your whole day and your case and also make your life really hard. This joker and the rest need some goblins in the form of reproval/impeachment/removal. I'll dissect this guy and some other prime examples. First, I'll sum up these guys (and some gals) like this:


Judges must have some badass goblins in their pasts that did stuff to them - from the gradeschool play yard, I think - for which they compensate. Not all, of course, but plenty. They need to make known "the fact that they are geniuses" when, in reality, the car wash is the job suited to them (God bless that Mr. Croce; BTW, I heard A.J. Croce last Feb., and you can read my little "review" here https://bulloney.com/f/dues-process-ii---the-flow-mr-floyd---the-box---the-hard-key )

And as all lawyers know, there are plenty of goblins behind plenty of trees in judgeland. Snarkiness is a judge's tool for minimizing very real problems with the system - problems faced mainly by unrepresented parties, because judges have very real emotional and intellectual problems. So they retreat to juvenile sarcasm - snarkiness, which may be ok elsewhere but is NEVER appropriate for a judge. I've already identified the Hennepin problem and the significant, if not huge, problems in the MN Court of Appeals and MN Sup. Ct.

And there is a wide array of social problems linked to the Dues Process oligarchy - chief among them policing. Congress and the state legislatures have the lawful power to largely solve this. The Judge Puty technology for identifying the prime culprit-judges is here and ready for development and distribution; and I'll be notifying the MN computer science Aces soon.

Still, you have to give this guy, Easterbrook, some credit for his honesty with his phrase "perceived ability of the judicial system," which could, in principle, be sarcastic but probably wasn't meant to be. The theory is that the so-called judicial system (that administers "justice") is supposed to be both objective (really and truly "decide cases without regard to" who the people are in a case; AND also be perceived that way by the public. That's a tough row to hoe - both actual objectivity and justice and the perception of actual objectivity and justice. I'm not kidding that it's a tough job; and they fail miserably with precious little credit due them.

I'm going to over-dissect this Easterbrook's statement because supposedly he is a VERY big Pumblechook (i.e. "widely respected jurist"). He's associated with an "economic" view of the law, which is definitely the correct way to view things; but he appears to want to sound, somehow, like a technical and mathematical whiz, when in reality, he just assumes what he wants to prove - like some kid. It's so obvious you'd think these judges and lawyers would be embarrassed by this stuff, but they're not. This goes to show you the level they're on. If he really thinks he's convincing anyone who knows anything - that he's some sharp math whiz who reasons out a tight argument - then he's deluded.

Every freshman physics major would pause on the bold-typed line: "unconcerned about trivial risks; there is always some risk, a probability exceeding 0.0001%, that a judge will disregard the merits." Physics types live and breathe probability and statistics because the universe (or multiverse) is all about statistics. If they don't know that going into a physics program (I didn't know it), then it can be a rude awakening, but they get used to it because it makes sense.

The first thing a physics major would see is Easterbrook's word, "exceeding." "Exceeding" just doesn't make sense in context; "exceeding" suggests a random process, which means a sequence of random occurrences with possibly changing statistics over time, and a particular statistic always exceeds something - like a thermal noise floor. As when you measure something with a voltmeter (or better yet, an oscilloscope tracing out the voltage over sweep time) and there's a minimum noise level due to electrons jiggling around because they're at a certain temp. And if you cooled it down, the noise floor would decrease, but that thermal noise is a fact of life (without getting into superconductivity) that you can't make go away, so you deal with it in the real world, i.e. the physics world, the world of electronics and electronically-controlled machinery, cars, everything practical.

At any rate, "exceeding," makes no sense in the simple model of what are the chances you'll draw a biased judge.

Next, a physics type would not express a probability as 0.0001%. You have to go through a few gyrations to see that that number is one in a million. If a physics type were talking to a non-physics type, he or she would just say, one in a million. A physics type would never use a percentage to describe a very small probability. He or she might say, "probability of 100%." But if he were talking with another physics type, he would just say, "1."

So this guy, Easterbrook, is not a genuine, technical econ person (and they are a pretty small minority of the econ types) - which he appears to be trying to make himself out to be by writing a number down next to the word, "probability." He's just a kid assuming what he's trying to prove: that it's astronomically improbable that you'll get a biased judge. And anyone with half a brain knows that's baloney. So Easterbrook is just a know-nothing propagandist. You can see his pic online. Like a lot of lawyers and judges, he poses with a tough-guy look. But he's a phony like the rest of them (virtually). And he's supposedly "one of the best," which goes to show you the caliber of Pumblechooks - "widely respected jurists."

An additional note: there aren't a million judges in courts in the US. If you make some bounding estimates, you see that California has about 2200 judges, which seems to be the greatest number of any state, but if not, it's close. If you multiply that by 50 (states) as an overestimate, you get about 100k judges, and there are at most 2000 federal judges. So, with 100k judges, Easterbrook's assumption (of one in a million) cannot include even one judge who is biased all the time. That may be realistic or it may be that there are some judges who will always pick a side. I suspect that latter is more true to life. So his one in a million assumption must have a "time" factor in it (judges are sometimes biased), which still doesn't make it a random process problem; rather a binomial problem. At any rate, at best, Easterbrook sets up a shoddy example where he just assumes what he's trying to prove: run along and don't be concerned. And this is in a published opinion of three judges, each of whom has several clerks, who have signed off on this snarky garbage.

One final quotation from that opinion: "attorneys know the most about who would make a good judge [good for whom?], and it would be regrettable to have ethical rules that put them on the sidelines." Boyo, what yakety-yak garbage.

Yakety-yak. I'll take out the trash. If you want the hardest-working representation - fearless and pounding away at the root cause of our troubles - write-in Berman for US Senate on your November 3 ballot.

(And I forgot add that Easterbrook is a big shot with the Federalist Society - the so-called conservative, libertarian "textualist," "originalist" think (yaa) tank. I'm making a WAG (wild-ass guess) that the Framers did not think that the probability of unacceptable "bias" (read: cronyism) was one in a million and should be snarkily dismissed with "goblins." I'll leave it there for now.)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The "Debate"

September 29,2020:2045 ET: I have follow-on entries to the previous one, but I've been trying to get a printer working. I want to say two things before "The Great Debate:" 1) this is a "contest" (if it can be called that) between one who must be 100% "handled" and one who cannot be handled; 2) "Public Radio" and "Public TV" must not get a penny more of public funds (I thought this long ago, even though Car Talk was my quasi-religious experience and Saturday "salvation" time during grad school; and Prairie Home my regular addiction before that).

Mara Liasson of NPR interviewed an analyst, and in the transcript yesterday there was this:

LIASSON: Personal attacks like the ones he aims at Joe Biden almost every day - the baseless accusation that Biden takes performance-enhancing drugs

"(SOUNDBITE OF ARCHIVED RECORDING) PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: They give a big fat shot in the ass, and he comes out. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP: And for two hours, he's better than ever before.

LIASSON: That's false just like Trump's attack that Biden is senile.

Maybe Liasson means Biden is senescent, which means going senile. That might be a fair distinction, but not clear enough to warrant any more Public Radio/TV funding, which should have been ended long ago, anyway. This "debate" should be interesting.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Twerp-a-Squires

September 30, 2020: Twerp, Esq. is a lawyer in the early 40s, usually a male 40-42. They are very dangerous. If we can't banish all lawyers to some dark "middle-earth" place (and no, i'm not an expert on that sort of fantasy stuff; I just read the first book when I was in 3rd grade or so), then at least send male lawyers there for five years starting at age 40. There are some women lawyers too in that "cohort," but generally speaking women tend to have better self-appraisal skills and a conscience but not always (and I've been dealing with one example who is beyond the pale). As a reminder, I'm talking about civil litigation, mainly. Also, dealing with trust funds and so-called "trust administration." These are where the assembly-line corruption occurs with the Dues Process. (Family law is something of a different animal that I hesitate to brand with the Dues Process.) Areas where there are a lot of government regulations get very complicated and take real expertise: patents, tax (especially corp tax), immigration, aviation are ones I've have enough familiarity with to appreciate the complexities in. Most people don't deal with those things, and those lawyers are not in courts that most people know about. BTW, Twerp-a-Squires should never be judges. Age 50 is the basic minimum (crossing decade marks is a big deal psychologically for a thinking person with a conscience). Early 40s is way too young, especially for a trial judge.

It's not pronounced with an accent on the "E" in "Esq." The primary accent is on the "T" in Twerp, and the secondary accent is on the "S" in "Squire." So you write it Twerp-a-Squire in order to minimize mental processing between thinking of the word and vocalizing it. Otherwise, "Twerp, Esquire" would naturally have an accent on the "E," and it wouldn't flow.

This is a bit similar to Easterbrook's writing his concocted, extremely small probability (one in a million, see immediately-previous entry, here) as 0.0001%. It takes at least a few milliseconds - and really longer - to flip that small percentage into fraction-land and the world of gut-feel: one in a million. So you say, WhyTF couldn't this Easterbrook have just said, "one in a million?" Because he's a non-numbers guy (though supposedly some sort of econ background) trying - almost pathetically - to sound like a numbers guy who has made some hard analysis. E-6 (10 to the minus 6th power) is the simplest way, in regular computer characters, to write one in a million. Short and to the point. No useless percents. Yes, I'm making a bigger point that will follow, by laboring a point.

Easterbrook was 42, a Twerp-a-Squire (and already a federal appeals court judge for seven years) when he wrote his "goblins" insult-of-an-opinion. (And there were two other judges and their clerks on that panel, of course.) I want to explain, in a different way, just how telling (and important and ridiculous) is the "exceeding" in Easterbrook's "probability exceeding 0.0001%" statement. I know I'm "nitpicking," but I'm really not because judges are geniuses and masters of logic and language, right? And they craft such profound and accurate statements of THE LAW (echo chamber effect). And a relatively-neutral judge (to say nothing of a truly neutral judge) is crucial to our society. Biased judges are the biggest single failing of our entire government. And they are standard fare.

The courts with their Dues Process legal monopoly - whose mission is to validate the JD and keep the money flowing - are a true oligarchy (rule by the few) within our supposedly "open government" of the people, by the peo.......blah-de-blah. Yeah, right. Just try making a FOIA request of the courts (I never have, but I've got something similar in mind) and you'll see how "open" is your government "for the People."

I think the courts did, originally, belong to Mr. Peebles (formerly We the People), but they have gradually been stolen by the Dues Process. The big problem is that courts - as they were conceived in 1789 - could not scale up and were bound to fail. (See Dues Process III in my Bulloney blog; or click on Scarecrow at the top of the page.) Their original conception could not keep pace with population growth and technology.

The Big Magila (Congress) has the power to recapture the courts for their rightful owner, Mr. Peebles. Tina and Amy won't help you do that. They've already shown they have failed: they lack gumption and are just part of the old guard ("old boys network" almost literally). They didn't even swing at the Alsup would-be gopher ball I pitched to them repeatedly (search up the page). Just silence. The ABA "women in law committee" and top brass sure won't go to bat for you either (no surprise), as they've already demonstrated by watching the same Alsup pitch go by. More silence. Nor will Mitch McConnell help us escape the legal-industrial complex. He's a lawyer and part of the pack.

Congress, though, is the only possible solution. However, as it now stands, Congress has either lawyers or those in some way subservient to (or scared of) lawyers. Who were those four blabbermouths "testifying" to the Senate at DJT's "trial?" Lawyers trying to tell Senators what they must do. Answer: Senators must communicate with constituents in the most complete way possible. (You think that's just empty talk? Read this site and bulloney.com - all since June.) Senators must answer to the lever behind the curtain of the voting booth in order to be "impeached" and removed. Senators decide what is "impeachable." A lot is impeachable.

Tina and Amy listen to the lawyers because they are part of the Minneapolis party-crowd (and I suspect the D.C. crowd too) with Hennepin judge Burke and Co. - formally and informally (Tina doesn't have a J.D.) Tina's homogenized "reimagining policing" is middle-of-the-road (and never changing on her website) pablum that has gotten Minneapolis a $500MIL - or who knows how big, really - damages bill (and George Floyd, gone with a knee on his neck, instead of here with his daughter on his knee):

Skyrocketing demolition costs for riot-damaged Minneapolis, St. Paul properties delay rebuilding

By Jeffrey Meitrodt Star Tribune AUGUST 31, 2020 — 11:50AM BRIAN PETERSON – STAR TRIBUNE

Buildings that were burned during unrest in late May remain a pile of rubble at the intersection of 27th Avenue and Lake Street in south Minneapolis. One day after rioters destroyed the Sports Dome retail complex in St. Paul, a construction crew hired by the city knocked the building down because it was dangerously unstable. Then the city presented the property owners with a $140,000 bill for what it would cost to haul away the debris. “We were really upset about that,” said property owner Jay Kim, whose insurance policy covers a maximum of $25,000 in demolition costs. “We thought that was high. But we didn’t know how much demolition would cost at the time.” Like dozens of other investors whose properties were severely damaged in the May riots, the Kim family was stunned to discover that the money it would collect from its insurance company for demolition won’t come close to the actual costs of doing the job. Most policies limit reimbursement to $25,000 to $50,000, but contractors have been submitting bids of $200,000 to $300,000. In many cases, the price of the work is not much lower than the actual value of the property, records show. “I think that is price-gouging and they should contact the attorney general,” said Andrea Jenkins, vice president of the Minneapolis City Council. “That is a symbol of capitalism run amok.”

Read my (prior, Baloney blog) entry Dues Process II: "Our markets are not truly free, far from it. Truly free markets are brutal, and you wouldn't like them one bit. And the first things to go in a truly free market are government monopolies: #1) money; #2) the legal oligarchy's monopoly, so keep that in mind when some lawyer squeals that he's a "freedom" believer. Not when he or she realizes that the Dues Process will be gone."

Send your demolition bill to Hennepin judge Kevin (the Menace) Burke. He says that a 2014 case decided all legal issues based on facts that occurred in 2018. (Read about it, up the page.) According to Burke, some judge made decisions on facts that had yet to occur, 4 years in the future. Burke knows time travel, so he can transport you back before George Floyd and May 25, and you can up your insurance coverage. No problem. Lawyers and judges solve everything by just writing their way around reality. They get pensions. You get the demolition bill - and the bone.

Write-in "Berman, your garbage man for the Senate" on Tuesday Nov. 3. I'll take out the trash (with the bones) of the courts and stop the Yakety-yak.


And here's what New York's Cuomo has to say about "free markets:"

“We have tremendous losses because of COVID, we're not liable for them,” Cuomo said. New York City has a $9 billion budget deficit and the state’s is $30 billion.

“I’m not accepting liability,” Cuomo continued. “I'm not accepting the premise that New York City or New York State should pay.”

He added: “We didn't do anything wrong. The federal government should pay. The federal government was wrong.”


So you see, all the talk about "free market capitalism" is cheap - even from the center of the free-market world, New York.

Ah well...back to science, as Professor Crashcup would say to Alvin. From the standpoint of anyone who actually knows probability and statistics and talks about it on the job, Easterbrook's statement ("a probability exceeding") was some weird thing a professional would never say. It betrayed a lack of understanding of high-school probability. What he was trying to say - and could have said in regular words, but he wanted to use, "probability," with a number attached so he could sound like a numbers guy - was that there's some extremely-small risk (in his opinion) that any particular judge will be biased ("disregard the merits") on any given decision.

Now, if you actually believe that baloney, then you're very lucky you made it as far as you have and didn't naively fall victim to something really bad. But aside from that, the actual statement - dissected word-for-word (which a statistician-logician would do) - is the rough equivalent of: there's always a risk that, when you drive to the 7-11. you won't make it, due to anything from a meteorite hitting you to getting a flat tire to running out of gas to tripping on the curb as you're walking in - which I did in my early weeks after discharge from the nursing home, trying to walk without an assistive device at that time. In other words, Easterbrook's statement is really describing a set of occurrences with probabilities all "exceeding" (his word) something extremely small. Or that's the closest one can come to teasing something out of what he wrote.

I'm not nitpicking. I'm picking apart an appeals court opinion. That's standard procedure because the words define the law. Court "opinions" are supposed to "articulate the law." Sure, it's no secret what is Easterbrook's "judicial philosophy on judge disqualification" ("don't worry, be happy"). But this guy is supposedly a superstar in "economics and the law," and he doesn't understand high-school probability. And his message is: you should rest easy and hush, little child; those decisions only appear to make no sense; but they really do make sense - to judges and lawyers - because judges are geniuses and you just can't understand how a 2014 case can decide 2018 events (facts). That last one was Hennepin Kevin the Menace (part of the same crew, even though his nominal "politics" are different from Easterbrook and The Federalist Society - echo chamber on) really taking the cake, after which Burke wrote to Dorothy:

"Ms. Gale is self-represented and arguably disadvantaged in litigation against an experienced trial lawyer when the germane issue is civil procedure. Having said that, Ms. Gale is a very thorough writer – indeed, more thorough than some lawyers who have appeared before this Court. However, it is clear Ms. Gale has not had the advantage of legal training and has not been advised on the rules of civil procedure. As byzantine as civil procedure can be, Ms. Gale’s claim against the Defendant has been litigated sufficiently in other courts. This case is dismissed."

Dorothy gave this idiot Burke a piece of her mind, just as Aunty 'Em gave Gulch the what-for (Gulch v. Gale, In Re: Toto I) when Aunty 'Em came back into the living room, after she had reconciled her Christianity with what needed to be said.

I left that entry hanging (What Would Aunty 'Em Have Said?) because it involved Aunty 'Em coming back into the room with a 12 gauge pump and telling Ms. Gulch that Aunty had been reading at the library: that you can't take property (i.e Toto) away without notice, hearing, and a neutral arbiter - Due Process. Some piece of paper and a basket weren't enough to bag Toto.

It was at that time that the New Jersey federal judge's home was attacked by a "disgruntled" lawyer thing that shot and killed the judge's son point-blank at the front door and wounded her (the judge's) husband. I have said before - and I'll repeat - that I do NOT in any way support or suggest violence against judges or lawyers (and I'm not winking with any under-the-table message or anything). No, no, no, no violence. Many of these lawyers and judges are the devil or worse, but what they deserve is to have to truly compete - without their monopoly bailing them out. As I've quoted Bobby Fischer: you want to see them squirm. A truly free market is brutal, and they will pay the price in a truly-free legal market.

They will no longer have their pals in robes to hand them a case. Lawyers will actually have to work and make real and valid arguments and compete - with Judge Puty and Totoware evaluating ("screening") a considerable variety of complaints and arguments. This is not pie-in-the-sky. I've already outlined (up the page) the alpha release of Totoware. Totoware doesn't have to handle everything (and it can't), but it can handle enough to stop the full-open tap of the Dues Process money flow. I filed yesterday with the Eighth Circuit, and I started out by quoting Bonnie Raitt quoting Mose Allison (as I did up the page). The judges don't know the meaning of various words - like "frivolous" and "discretion." I wish I could say I'm holding my breath at what the Eighth Circuit will do.

Okay, "back to science" (and probability) once again.....Physics types would say: just say it the simplest way you can. No percents in your extremely small "probability" number. Because Easterbrook wanted to come across - as best he could (which wasn't much) - as a numbers guy, he coughed up an extremely small number and amateurishly gave it a "percent." But then he didn't do anything with his very small number! He just pulled it out of his sub roba cloaca (that's Latin, you know) to try somehow to convince that you shouldn't worry about judges and any bias. He just assumed what he wanted to "prove," but he didn't prove a thing. So Easterbrook is just a snarky know-nothing who can't even pull off the ruse of sounding like a numbers guy. And Easterbrook is some superstar "conservative" icon and a member of the Federalist Society. I'm going to suggest that they invite me to speak at one of their secret meetings in the Mendo woods (or maybe I'm confusing them with another Pumblechookish group). I'm certain they'll say yes.

The real burn of his "goblins" opinion is that it's snarky and dismissive of bias in judges. In a much better world of courts, some judge should have said to him: "Judicial bias is a huge concern to the public (and for good reason), and a snarky and dismissive tone is not the way to go on this." But a 42 year old Twerp-a-Squire will tend to be snarky and dismissive.

For physics types, the goal is simple, clear communication, so we can face the problem squarely, move forward to a solution and not get bogged down in, for example, the Dear Alphonse and cephalo-in-gluteo - the legal goop. That sticky goop is used to create a mess and keep you stuck and to subvert any hope of "justice." That simple, clear physics talk had no greater exponent (certainly in public) than Richard Feynman, who also had the New York comedy shtick in him - in addition to so much more.

DJT has the same New York shtick: the body English, the mouth grimace/smile, the tilt of the head or shrug or the shoulders. Like the time he said, "I wish him luck" to someone who was having some problem (divorce, I think); and he twisted his hand at his side with an added facial expression - hilarious body English. The guy's a natural. DJT also says inappropriate things that I wish in theory he didn't. I say "in theory" not because I agree with everything he says, not at all. But because I think he's totally uninhibited (at least in public) about saying what he wants.

People say that's dangerous, of course, but DJT is the closest thing you can get to a free market - really brutal - in a president or any politician. As I've said, free markets aren't pretty, and you wouldn't like them one bit. And DJT has created a divide, just the way he is - an uncontrolled free market coming out in words (and body English often enough). And as I just pointed out, nominally free-marketeers (Cuomo) won't take their lumps from the free market (of viruses and the economic reality of fear, which is anathema to an inflation-dependent economy) when the lumps are too much. I think DJT's contrast with the D.C. establishment (and New York's too) is incredibly important - because that establishment is the altogether brutal and rigged "law" when it comes down on you and me (and on George Floyd's neck). They like to play tough guys and talk about "rough justice," but the justice of a free market in legal services will be tons rougher than they can imagine - and real. On their cash flow.

And make no mistake, Tina and Amy are every bit a part of that brutal establishment. I see that Kevin the Menace Burke retired today, and his 70th birthday was just on September 17. (I was wrong here previously, so I'll admit my error: I had not noticed that the statute I was reading was for judges in office in 1973 at the time the law had been passed; Burke retired in the month he turned 70, which was mandatory. See? I admit my mistakes all on my own, unlike judges who hardly ever admit their many mistakes.) Well good riddance to that Menace to society. Yeah, he's "honored" by "honorable this and that," but they don't read - or feel the brunt of - his utter nonsense rulings. This legal monopoly is why you and I will NEVER get our little lives (Black and otherwise) to matter with Tina and Amy and their coterie of Hennepin Burke's around them.

This is why Tina and Amy with their homogenized "justice for George Floyd" won't give you any "justice" or take care of your demolition bill (or have prevented the catastrophe in the first place by having a real court system enforcing the law on police, instead of the Mickey Mouse, anything-goes present system). As I've been saying, their "reimagining police" won't do anything real until there's a court system that takes a big stride towards true (computational) objectivity. There must be a machine (truly objective) component to compare with a judge's decision. Just using the machine with the most common kinds of legal questions will work wonders for the system - when combined with a legislature or Congress that will get rid of the crooked and/or incompetent judges. The judge's will be required to explain significant differences between them and Judge Puty. That will expose the culprits very quickly. If they're right and the software is wrong, then fantastic. Bug report and ECO (engineering change order). But they must be "held to account" as Anthony Kennedy said, in order to have "independence," which they have abused beyond all measure at this point and forfeited.

One thing DJT does not do - which Biden has had a habit of falling back on - is physical "intimidation" (so-called intimidation in Biden's case). This is really, really bad, especially in a time when violence is front and center. Biden has to be 100% "handled" (while DJT can't be handled at all) due to Biden's senescence or senility. But even decades ago, Biden showed his reliance on getting in the face, literally, of people who challenged him. He has always had a penchant for returning to some physical "intimidation" - meeting behind the gym or physically approaching that Iowa farmer who asked a question he couldn't handle. And then there's the push-up and IQ test. Biden would be pathetic in other contexts, but if he weren't handled, he'd be far more "dangerous" than DJT would ever be. Remember, too, that DJT is under a constant media assault unlike anyone ever.

Anyway, Richard Feynman was not just a towering physicist and overall intellect, he was God's gift to the world of physics education - both formal and popular. Watch his videos on the Tuber and read all you can about him - there's a lot online - especially his ice-water demo on the Challenger commission. Feynman did so much for what is quintessentially American - cutting through the baloney and solving the problem. Like the farm boys on the battlefield, who got the engine going when, at all costs, it needed to get going. It doesn't have to be "perfect" in any abstract sense; first and foremost, it needs to work and go. Life, the big teacher, has read this lesson to me more times than I care to think about; but I still have a life (albeit a crippled one), so I guess I must be doing something right (flip side of One Track Mind by the Knickerbockers, my 2nd 45).

A theory needs to make at least that degree of sense in the real world, where it answers questions a kid asks: why isn't the car moving, Daddy? This was what Feynman always came back to with his inimitable delivery. The theory HAD to agree with what we observe. Sure, it's obvious and easy to say. But self-deception is a real monster. And all observations count. From the seemingly "simplest" problem to the bug a boos of "renormalization," which is about taming equations that "blow up" (diverge to infinity) in describing how things interact. Feynman was on top of that and so much more; and always asking the questions, no matter how seemingly simple. Infinities don't fit well. Infinities go against the idea that when two things interact, one of them doesn't just disappear and leave the other with everything. There's a balancing or conservation of stuff - energy for one. The Dues Process legal monopoly is not constrained by any such balancing. They write whatever they want. They win and you lose. All for them and zilch for you. I'm fighting that and will keep on fighting. Nothing will be right in this country with the perpetuation of the legal monopoly.


Write-in "Berman, your garbage man for US Senate" on Tuesday Nov. 3. I'll take out the trash and stop the Yakety-yak.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The Dear Alphonse and The Cephalo-in-Gluteo

October 3, 2020: Well, I've been delayed again, and this time due to a "family law" situation, which is certainly part of the legal system, and one I've been reluctant to comment on because, unfortunately, I've been subject to its...rulings, is the best term can use. I've decided to give the Dear Alphonse and the Cephalo-in-Gluteo top billing with their own headline. One could certainly say that, all things considered, I've done okay in family court, but "okay" ain't so good when your heart's involved.

Up the page, I mentioned the Russian thermobabushkular weapon and never underestimating a Russian grandma (or her daughter). I didn't. But there are some blowups you know are inevitable, and you also know there's really nothing you can do about them until they happen. In the case of "family law," once things happen - even inevitable things that you told "The Court" about - you still can't do anything about them. At least not over the weekend. And then on Monday, things are really slow in family court anyway. It's hard to be "lighthearted" about this stuff, but I'm trying.

When a Russian (Russian-American) mother forges the father's information on a passport application, you would think a judge would take an interest. (The State Department theoretically opened a criminal investigation, but then Covid hit, so all bets are off; and who knows what they would do anyway. There is a state law, but.....) Instead, the judge just says, as some supposed reassurance, "Do you know about the Hague Convention?" Well Russia isn't a signatory (maybe there's some "accession" thing), but you think I'd ever see my daughter again if she were taken to Russia? There's more to it, but that's enough.

The "final judgment rule" is out-to-lunch enough as it is, but in family law, the courts - including appeals courts - are so screwed up in their understanding of what cases say, to begin with; and then they decide WhateverTF they want anyway: that it's pure luck if anything goes right.

A true computer-aided court system (Judge Puty and Totoware) would go a long way to improving this. It's like automatic target recognition for military pilot - at least what was going on decades ago. It's obvious and certainly no security violation (then or now, for gosh sakes) that the hardware/software (firmware) clued the pilot in, but the pilot made the decision. Same thing would work for courts. Judge Puty could decide a considerable array of common situations, and the parties and judge evaluate the result. And they know the result beforehand because it's all open source.

If you're concerned that people change the facts to fit the software, well they'll do that now. It's the law as Congress and legislatures "articulate" it, but in binary-coded source code. (That's technically a correct phrase, but it's a little weird-sounding.)

The phony formal talk (the Dear Alphonse, combined with the Cephalo-in-Gluteo where logic inverts in an alimentary-canal fashion - look it up or look up it) is one of the most pernicious things about the court system. It allows idiots - lawyers and judges, who don't have a clue what they're saying - to sound "authoritative" and get away with anything. I have more to say (why are you not surprised?) but I have to get back to "family court" papers. More asap.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Polonium In Your Pierogis

October 7, 2020: I always bought my frozen pierogis from a random grocery store in the wee hours...from near the back of the row of lined-up boxes in the freezer. Never from the very back; that would be too obvious. Or maybe I'm faking them out by not disclosing my full strategy. "They" are the Polonium poisoning pack. You know, the "P' guy. Who probably possesses plenty of petroleum, making him the premierly prosperous potentate. I shouldn't make jokes, really. Polonium poisoning is probably an awful way to go. I suppose it really shouldn't have been a surprise that the Russian mom and grandma would play the nuclear option in family law. (You can look up the "nuclear option" in family law if you don't know it.) Given the previous false (as a matter of law; I tend to add that) domestic violence accusation. Then there's the coaching of telephone calls, which during Covid "phone-call medicine" time is a piece of cake. I've found a child psychologist who meets in person. That's all I'll say. For now anyway. The state of (being a) public guinea pig, which I've adopted, is bad enough as it is.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Nuclear Option a Dud

October 10, 2020 (entry #1): The mom's (family law) nuclear option was rejected, I would think for the bulloney it was, but I don't know what the rejection specifically says yet, or if there's anything specific at all. My letter to "women's groups" about Chatte Alsup - and Tina and Amy's failure even to say word - will include something about family law and DV, I think. If you ever thought a senator should have a comprehensive view of the law and how it affects us regular people, then I'm your guy. I'll be back later today, I hope, with that letter and more. I was planning to have this in "high gear" on October 3, one month before the election, but dad duty superseded everything else, as it must.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"""Objectivity"""

October 10, 2020 (entry #2): I'm starting "lightening rounds." Relatively short (for me), somewhat stream of (un)conscious squibs....or squib-like thingies.

The three sets of quotation marks reflect the fact that one person's "objective" point of view cannot be truly objective, because the "objective" observer with the bigger picture can see that the little guy, who thinks he's objective, is really not objective. But then that second (somewhat bigger guy) is a little guy compared to the next bigger guy, who has the even more "objective" picture. And so on until there's God's eye view - the ultimate in objectivity. So this gets us exactly nowhere in a practical sense, you're thinking. Well, maybe. But maybe not.

You see, I'm taking on the biggest, oldest, and most dangerous monopoly in the US and probably history - the legal monopoly. If you search up the page, you'll see the word, "objective," used something over 30 times before this entry. Here's a big one (Easterbrook's): "An objective standard is essential when the question is how things appear to the well-informed, thoughtful observer rather than to a hypersensitive or unduly suspicious person. Because some people see goblins behind every tree, a subjective approach would approximate automatic disqualification. A reasonable observer is unconcerned about trivial risks; there is always some risk, a probability exceeding 0.0001%, that a judge will disregard the merits. Trivial risks are endemic, and if they were enough to require disqualification we would have a system of preemptory strikes and judge-shopping, which itself would imperil the perceived ability of the judicial system to decide cases without regard to persons. A thoughtful observer understands that putting disqualification in the hands of a party, whose real fear may be that the judge will apply rather than disregard the law, could introduce a bias into adjudication. Thus the search is for a risk substantially out of the ordinary." Easterbrook is a phony. A polysci/econ who doesn't understand the first thing about probability. (I've said that good economics has super analysis by first-rate math types, but Easterbrook is a cipher, a puffer, posing as Mr. Economics-and-the-law or something like that. This is typical of lawyers and judges.)

Here's another (from my complaint against Hennepin Burke): "The hallmark of objectivity - both in appearance and reality - is deliberation and choosing words carefully so as to both maintain a balanced outlook and convey a balanced picture. Making frequent appearances on social media and making his political affiliations obvious shows lack of control and strong partisanship. People don't believe that a judge can display such partisanship and then turn around and be objective. It's not plausible. People are right to associate this lack of control with lack of objectivity. This is not surprising, given Burke's display noted in my complaint."

I was complaining about Hennepin Burke. I have credited Burke for his childish naiveté in thinking that he can carry on the way he has (had - he retire a couple of weeks ago, two years earlier than he had to...hmmmm, an interesting decision for someone who obviously has so much fun playing "judge") as a judge, and think that no one would call him on it. The same way the defendant in my Hennepin case has carried on. The lawyers and judges think they can do anything they want and get away with it. They think that no one would be so foolish as to waste his life challenging them and calling them out for what they are.

But that's where I come in. Yep. I am just that foolish - and more so. Throughout my life I've had a penchant for being the goofball and/or practical joker and making a fool of myself. (I'm still trying to find some missing old photos and movies to show you.) Sometimes a pretend fool, but often enough the real deal. And I have a thing about extortion. I simply don't tolerate it. It's costing me a bundle in time. How much it costs me in the end remains to be seen. I simply cannot abide extortion but especially when it's perpetrated by lawyers with their Dear Alphonse and Cephalo-in-Gluteo. And the more they avoid the simple, questions that cannot be answered with anything other than a conclusion of extortion, the better I have them boxed in. They think it won't matter and I'll never matter. We'll see. It's similar to chatte Alsup, the "pussy" judge...oops, I said it. Excuse me. No one has answered me why this kid Alsup should still be a judge. All the way up through the top brass of the ABA. No answer.

Rube Goldberg was one of my childhood heroes - that Mouse Trap game around 1966-7, in my memory database, with the thing-a-ma-jig and bathtub. I also strung fishing line across the my bedroom door near the bottom - from the door hinge, across to the handle on the "heat vent" (gas forced air) then up to the light switch. This booby trap turned out the light as my dad (it was) walked in my room. He was very surprised and often high-strung. I was just having fun.

Anyway, back to objectivity. It's often useful to look at definitions from fields other than one's own. My note to the lawyers and judges is that they should look to physics (no surprise). A (light) telescope or microscope objective is the initial lens (or mirror) that changes the direction the light travels (compacts the light to focus it) - with the light either passing through glass or reflecting off a surface. That "objective" (lens or mirror) is fixed, at least traditionally. "Traditionally" means before they started doing neat things with changing the first surface that light hits in the instrument.

So, the telescope or microscope objective is fixed and takes in the light without any "modification" of the light. When the light hits the small (eyepiece) lens, what image you see in the eyepiece depends on the characteristics of the eyepiece. The angles involved from the objective to the eyepiece determine the magnification. Magnification is what one thinks about initially. But there are other things, like the "exit pupil," which determines how extended an image looks. In order to see any image with a small exit pupil, your eye's pupil needs to be close to the center axis. If you move your eye too far off-axis, you see the circle of light (in which the image sits) move off into a black surrounding. The image may be highly magnified, but it's hard to deal with because the image doesn't look that big, and it's hard to keep it centered where you can actually see it. A different eyepiece won't have as high a magnification, but it has a wide view that is comfortable to look at and doesn't jump away when you move your head.

Lawyers like to say stuff like, an objective view (or test) is one we can all agree on; that the result will be the same regardless of who is observing. This is like "settled science:" the reality of the universe is determined by how many humans agree on that reality. This is bullshit...oh, excuse me, bulloney. This is where politics has polluted science. In fairness, it's not 100% bulloney. How many people agree (vs. disagree) that a theory sufficiently predicts experiment (people who have taken the time to really study it) is an important indicator, but does not "settle" science. Science is by definition unsettled. You mayy think that's useless, academic, angels-on-a-pin stuff, but it's not. You must be able to separate the parts of a problem. There's the science, the engineering, and the politics. True science is pure - and independent of grants. Tough but true.

In order to get anywhere in solving a real (a complicated) problem (not an elementary school textbook problem), you need to divide the problem into parts. The first (and great big) division defines the part that is the "scientific method:" the thing with a hypothesis, experiment, and - after enough hypotheses and experiments - a theory. The finger-quote lady on the airplane, who said "gravity is a just theory," needed to go to the Home Depot tool section, where she could drop a vise on her foot. If she were a somewhat experienced scientist, she would start with the smallest vice in order to get more than one data point. That's how you do science. There is no substitute for experiment.

I will continue this as soon as I can, but my daughter's mom is keeping my daughter from me during my "ordered custody time," and I haven't heard anything from my inquiry. And she is continuing, along with hardcore babuskaism, to turn my daughter against me. I had promised myself that I wouldn't let this invade everything, but it is. This is what happens to a true dad. I'll be back as soon as I can to finish this entry. (So much for my short, lighting round.)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Lightning Round #1

October 12, 2020 entry #1 (This was going to be October 10, 2020 - entry #3): I will interject a true lightning round. I saw this article: https://www.post-gazette.com/news/vote2020/2020/10/10/Strapped-for-cash-Trump-yanks-TV-ads-in-key-states-as-Biden-spending-surges/stories/202010100066 . It's the Pitt. Post Gazette reprinting something from the LA Times by MICHAEL FINNEGAN AND JAMES RAINEY. (I'll write these guys and email soon.) They say, "Mr. Trump has far less money than Mr. Biden. At the end of August, Mr. Biden reported $466 million in the bank, and Mr. Trump $325 million, according to filings at the Federal Election Commission and tallies shared by the campaigns."

Trump

5. Covering Period 08/01/2020 Through 08/31/2020

6. Cash on Hand at BEGINNING of the Reporting Period 120550919.51

7. Total Receipts This Period 61750338.20

8. Subtotal (6 + 7) 182301257.71

9. Total Disbursements This Period 61204784.71

10. Cash on Hand at CLOSE of the Reporting Period

121096473.00 (That's 121 Million)

11. Debts and Obligations Owed TO the Committee 0.00

Itemize all on SCHEDULE C or SCHEDULE D


12. Debts and Obligations Owed BY the Committee 902625.69

Itemize all on SCHEDULE C or SCHEDULE D


13. Expenditures Subject To Limitation 0.00

14. NET Contributions (Other than Loans) 234245717.21

15. NET Operating Expenditures


Biden

5. Covering Period 08/01/2020 Through 08/31/2020

6. Cash on Hand at BEGINNING of the Reporting Period 98801880.24

7. Total Receipts This Period 212181474.13

8. Subtotal (6 + 7) 310983354.37

9. Total Disbursements This Period 130356943.29

10. Cash on Hand at CLOSE of the Reporting Period

180626411.08 (That's 180 Million)

11. Debts and Obligations Owed TO the Committee

0.00

Itemize all on SCHEDULE C or SCHEDULE D


12. Debts and Obligations Owed BY the Committee 0.00

Itemize all on SCHEDULE C or SCHEDULE D


13. Expenditures Subject To Limitation 0.00

14. NET Contributions (Other than Loans) 479339636.80

15. NET Operating Expenditures

I don't see those 466 and 325 numbers (from the LA Times article) anywhere. Yes, BIden had 50% more money, but that's only 60M, not the nearly 150M more that the article states is "far more" than Trump has. I put the FEC numbers in an Excel sheet, and I can't get them by adding together some likely suspects. A decent journalist should just get the number from the FEC page and copy it into the article.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"""Objectivity""" Part 2

October 12, 2020 (entry #2): Ok, back to Objectivity. Science, by definition, is unsettled. It's simple. The method "ends" ( pauses) with a theory, but there's a loop that takes the method back to the beginning, where people think of additional hypotheses to test the theory; and then go get evidence. If you think the evidence of global warming is overwhelming and hot as hell, etc., etc., that's fine. Just say so. You don't have to pound your fist. You're completely entitled to your view of what "overwhelming" means and what "overwhelming evidence" is. I can get in trouble for saying simple stuff like this. I really like engineering (or science/engineering), and in fact I'm looking quite in earnest for a contract now. If a hiring manager reads this stuff, there are (is) any number of reasons he or she could cross me off.

First reason, this is really elementary stuff. The manager would say (regardless of any political leaning), "What is the heck is this guy doing spending his time writing elementary stuff and being political. That's not what a true engineer does." Second, the manager could be an Al Gore "settled science" adherent and cross me off. That wouldn't bother me because someone who can't separate out science from politics can't be a really good scientist or engineer. I repeat: you must separate one question from another. There are other reasons they might cross me off peremptorily. Age might be one - not justifiably in my case because I'm young at heart and in mind and very spry - for a para++.

It is legitimate to ask if humans can really significantly affect a number - such as global average temperature, assuming you can accurately measure it after you reasonably define it. Whether you believe humans can affect it or they cannot, it is completely legitimate to ask the question. If you simply assume humans can affect it, then you're not rational. Same for not affecting it. That would be just assuming what you want to prove - like that Easterbrook jackass of a judge. If you say you don't know whether humans can affect it, but by golly we must try (the "dire" argument), then you've taken a legitimate step from science to (climate) engineering or politics or a mix. If you don't ask the next question (what is the cost/benefit?) then you're not doing engineering; just straight politics.

This should be obvious, but it's not obvious to so many people, including at least one scientist I really respect - a former roommate, with whom I haven't communicated in a long time. Not so much, if at all, because of this. I don't know why, really. He's gay and "came out of the closet" (as the saying went) something like nine years after undergrad graduation - at least that's when he told me. We were having lunch at one of the small cafeterias on campus at Mythical Magnate U. The electronics lab building.

It didn't bowl me over, but it was a small surprise. He had mentioned, back as an undergrad, something about his interest in a girl physics major. I think they both went off to grad school at Gorgeous Gorges U. Anyway, it's neither here not there. Though I will say there have been a number of gay acquaintances/friends over the years who just cancel communication with me. No response to three emails qualifies, though there's no fixed numberd. I've wondered whether their boyfriend/partner/spouse/other-term-I-misapply was jealous that I'd suggest we should have lunch from time to time. I even met both (of a different gay-pair) for brunch once. Maybe he (that other gay friend/coworker) and I did have lunch after that once or twice; but then no response to my emails. He's a hardware engineer (which is somewhat unusual for a gay; so now I'm in trouble), and we used to crack some side-splitting jokes to each other. I don't see that it could be about jealousy because it doesn't take long in a conversation with me to know I'm 100% chick-obsessed to the point of screwing up my life over them (by completely losing my objectivity and that's not all) many times over them. (Part 3 of """Objectivity""" soon.)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

BARRETT (Part 1)

October 14, 2020 (entry #1): I could say, "I confess that I haven't paid attention to the Barrett hearings," but there's really nothing to confess because I've already said that Supreme Court decisions very often are ignored on the way down to you and me. So it doesn't matter what the Sup Ct says for a great many people. Here's a quick partial example of my three part analysis of a federal judge (but it largely applies to all judges): jurisdiction, § 455, snarkiness. BTW, I'm referring to her simply by last name so I don't come across as having formed any opinion because of some irrelevant photo of her holding up a blank pad or such. I will say that anyone who raises, without any big incident or mental or physical games, seven kids (regardless of what help she has had - within certain a "normal" range - and of any adoptive/disability factor) has my admiration. Such a life experience is a secondary component in my evaluation of a judge (see Alsup above for disqualifying factors). But a profound life experience would probably also show up in lack of "snarkiness" (factor #3). Raising kids - in the context of judging other people (again, provided you don't contract-out too much of the kid job) - would tend to increase one's understanding of other situations and reduce snarkiness. On the other hand, there are tons of women - especially those who are able to devote full-time to raising kids - who are incredibly judgmental and busybodyish. (Wow, that's some paragraph of em-dashed trashiness, ain't it?)

So I'll apply the first of my three "judge tests" to Barrett. Jurisdiction. Put this into your browser: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?start=10&q=barrett&hl=en&as_sdt=4,112,127&as_ylo=2016 .

You'll see a lot of bold-typed words, BARRETT. Those indicate her. It's a search on cases since 2016 in the 7th Circuit appeals court. There might be some interesting reading there, but you want to cut right to the most important thing, so add "subject matter" to the search and use the quotes. In my results, the second hit (the Collier case) is where BARRETT all caps first appears, indicating the judge.

So click into the Collier case and search for 'subject' (for subject matter jurisdiction) and you see: "But the case was not removable, because the plaintiffs lack Article III standing — negating federal subject-matter jurisdiction. Accordingly, we vacate the judgment and remand for the district court to return the case to state court." That means the federal trial judge had no authority to do anything on the case other than do the best he could to return the people (parties) to where they were before they entered federal court. But that trial judge didn't do that.

The word Removable means someone filed a lawsuit in state court (here it was Cook County, which I think is known for its independent, un-corruptible courts and politicians who are one and the same). Then a defendant "removed" the case to federal court (took the case down the street to federal court). A defendant can do that when there's a federal issue (a federal law or a Constitutional "question" - often one of those "rights" that are, ahem, "guaranteed"). One of those rights is a right to a federal judge - supposedly a neutral judge in contrast with a local Cook County judge, but the federal judges are chosen mainly from local judges; and they are all part of the Dues Process legal mob anyway - when a defendant is from out-of-state. It gets a little more involved in determining when that applies, but it's somewhat like racial "diversity" but using what US State a person is a "citizen" of (instead of his or her race), which is not the same thing as residency. This isn't especially hard, and it can be programmed easily into Judge Puty's Totoware. But there's also this "actual case or controversy," concrete harm thing that the Constitution mentions and courts have expanded beyond the concept in 1789 when the federal government could not print unlimited money they forced you to use; and thus did not have unlimited power. I discuss this in, I think, Dues Process II or III, if you click on Scarecrow that the top of the page. The plaintiff in Collier lacked "concrete harm," apparently. The bottom line is that both sides of the suit apparently acknowledged it shouldn't have been in federal court, but BARRETT doesn't spend a lot of time on why the defendant yanked it into federal court.

But this Collier case is actually pretty interesting for several reasons. First of all, it overturned ("reversed") a federal trial judge, which is unusual. Appeals courts, generally speaking, make up whatever they can in order to avoid overturning a trial judge. It also makes an important point that Hennpin Burke, Kevin the Menace to Society, should have known from his eons as a judge but didn't because he's just a corrupt patsy for his pals. It has to do with dismissing a case "with prejudice," which means the plaintiff has to pay more money and spend more time just to show the judge is wrong when he is obviously wrong; and a lot of judges are obviously wrong, even when they are not flagrantly corrupt. Judges should know that you must take certain steps before dismissing with prejudice. One hallmark of a really bad, corrupt, stupid, or lazy judge is a quick dismissal with prejudice. Hennepin Burke is a particular standout.

Both sides of this Collier case agreed that the case should not have been taken from Cook County (Illinois State court) and "removed to" federal court. ("Both parties insist that the plaintiffs lack Article III standing to sue.") That meant this federal judge (Charles R. Norgle) had no jurisdiction ("power") - unless he came up with a reason why he really did have power - to make any decision that ended the case and definitely required an appeal.

Norgle had no power to do anything except put the parties (plaintiff and defendant) back in the position where they were before they entered federal court. This is really basic. Any judge who doesn't understand this, is a power abuser from the get-go. Norgle should have sent the case back to Cook County. But he dismissed with prejudice, and that required a lot of time, opportunity cost, and/or hard money for an appeal. I can tell you right now that this Norgle is an idiot and has no business being a judge. The Wiki says he's 83. That's one indicator.

Even though this Norgle situation was as clear as can be, there are appeals judges who would find some reason to say Norgle was right. My case with Grewal (search up above) was one. Grewal retired from judging soon after he dealt with me (he would deny I was a factor, but I think otherwise; and they ask the public for recommendations when magistrates reapply for the job, and I was ready to go quite public on him). The 9th Circuit just said Grewal "did not abuse his discretion." He had no discretion. The law (the local court's rule) said Grewal "will not entertain" a party's motion unless the party first tries to work it out with the other party. But the other side knew it didn't have to follow the law because Grewal was in their pocket and would kill my case if he could; and he did. And the 9th Circuit didn't give a reason why they thought Grewal "did not abuse his discretion." They couldn't give a reason because there was no reason: he had no discretion because he had no legal authority to "entertain the motion." But the Dues Process had to hand the case to the San Francisco law firm. Simple.

So, good for BARRETT, who was in her mid-40's, for overturning this 80 year old know-nothing judge (of course the other two judges on BARRETT's panel were on board, and the case was also stamped by the whole 7th Circuit in supposed agreement, but that often is a fake, obligatory gesture that they do regularly just to shut up pro pers, a term for self-represented people). It's likely the entire 7th Circuit all knew this Norgle is an idiot - pardon, a Pumblechook, Widely Respected Jurist. (Search up the page and click on the pic to hear the recording.)

Nevertheless, it's a definite feather in BARRETT's cap to show Norgle to be an idiot. I'll continue with Part 2 soon.

BARRETT (Part 2)

October 14, 2020 (entry #2): I want to step back for a minute to say that anyone who is a Sup Ct nominee has been part of the Dues Process legal monopoly/oligarchy for a long time and knows full well its unconscionable regular practices. In that respect, BARRETT seems to be not all that different from that ilk. Practically no judge is any different because they're all part of the legal monopoly, which allows them to write their own billing ticket where the sky's the limit. And while a federal judge has the freedom to rail like hell against the system's abominations, none of them do.

Ironically, Koz J. (who resigned after something like a dozen+ former clerks called him out for stuff like bragging how his schlong still worked and gave the chick-clerks an eyeful of porn; oops, I forgot that I'll be presiding over Chicks v. Koz J., so I've now disqualified myself) came closest to railing against other judges, on a fairly regular basis. Koz would rough-up trial judges with some good whap-whap-whaps across the face, which were fun to read. But when it came to "disposing" of pro per, "unreported" cases, as far as I could tell - when I did some searching through the "unreported" cesspool - Koz J. seemed to be no different from the rest.

So they are, in the end (and at bottom, where they toss the pro pers into the lower reaches of the cesspool), the same.

Ok. Judge factor #2 is §455 the judge disqualification statute. (Again, remember it's numerically one more that the 454 SS Chevy engine.) What we do now is substitute "455" in quote marks for "subject" in the Barrett search. You can copy and paste this: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=4%2C112%2C127&as_ylo=2016&q=barrett++%22455%22&btnG= .

The first case that comes up (case "Atwood") has a BARRETT in it and 28 USC § 455(a), which is the thing (the statute) we're after. And it's BARRETT writing the opinion. I must say...BARRETT is doing really well on my test - certainly much better than what I would have guessed, just based on general statistics of how the Dues Process stays alive, i.e. judges rubberstamping their bro and chick judges. The statistics must be that way in order to keep the abomination alive. It couldn't withstand anything resembling true objectivity and - heaven forfend - logic, Mr. Scott. Dr. McCoy : What in the name of heaven is this? Scott: Heaven's got very little to do with this. (The Gamesters of Triskelion, where the three blobs of grey matter placed their quatloos on the virtual table.) The original scene, which had to be changed because Paramount's lawyers intervened, had Bones and Scotty looking at the Triskelion Dues Process where the three blobs were chicken brains of an appellate panel. Ahhhhhh......you can take the boy out of the mid-70's, after-school Trekky reruns universe, but you can't take those reruns of out the boy. They are imprinted in the M-5 multitronic unit implanted in my brain - and the engrams still remain (with a touch of Paul Simon allowable redundancy). Ok, enough random quasi-neural activity, and back to BARRETT.

The Atwood case starts out: "Judge Colin S. Bruce sentenced James Atwood to 210 months' imprisonment for federal drug crimes. While Atwood's case was pending, Judge Bruce improperly communicated ex parte with the prosecuting U.S. Attorney's Office about other cases." Ex parte means the judge talked with the prosecutor's office without both sides of the case present.

Now I don't have to read any further to know that at least 9 of 10 opinions would end as follows: "Judge Bruce did not communicate about the present case, so an objective observer would perceive no bias relative to this case. AFFIRMED." BARRETT put this one over the fence. "Finally, we consider the risk of harm to the public's confidence in the impartiality of the judiciary. In sentencing, the most significant restriction on a judge's ample discretion is the judge's own sense of equity and good judgment. When those qualities appear to be compromised, the public has little reason to trust the integrity of the resulting sentence. The government has conceded that Judge Bruce compromised his appearance of impartiality."

BARRETT booted the trial judge for bad judgment of talking with the prosecutor's office and calling them by nicknames and being palsie walsie (palsy looks like a paralysis, which I'm kinda sensitive about, as a para++) with his old friends there; that created an appearance of partiality (bias). Bravo to BARRETT.

I wrote the same thing about Heenpin the Menace Burke, who Twittered away the day while he was a judge. I said exactly what BARRETT said: bad judgment. From up the page: "Making frequent appearances on social media and making his political affiliations obvious shows lack of control and strong partisanship. People don't believe that a judge can display such partisanship and then turn around and be objective. It's not plausible. People are right to associate this lack of control with lack of objectivity. This is not surprising, given Burke's display noted in my complaint." I think I put that in my judicial complaint against Burke. Hennepin Kevin the Menace Burke is just an out-of-control kid - like Dennis. Not a real judge.

This BARRETT (Atwood) opinion hit the core of the Dues Process, which also involves prosecutors. They're lawyers, of course, and part of the scam of the mob. Judges know lawyers, who include the prosecutors. It's one big party, and you're not invited. If you read my previous blog (click on Scarecrow: Antonio, Harmon, and Steve), you'll know that my cousin Steve killed himself after he was indicted on a felony (rather than a misdemeanor) for the Ham Lake fire. That was "prosecutorial discretion" up the prosecutor's ass. I've promised I'd tell you more about Steve: built like Smokey the Bear and as likely to intentionally start a forest fire as would Smokey. Again, I don't know anything about it but what I read online, but I'll tell you this. When Steve visited me and the decades chick out in California, we went to our favorite Chinese place, which I had gotten tired of, but because Steve spoke great Chinese (to my untrained ear) and was a scholar of the place, that's where we went. After dinner, the sun was setting, and I suggested that we drive quickly up a few hundred feet into the "mountains" around Silicon Valley to see the orange of the sunset on the opposite East Bay "mountains," Mission Peak. Steve was enthusiastic and really appreciative of the special view - and quiet, as he gazed at it. He loved nature. He would not destroy nature.

My first memory of cousin Steve (I think he was 14 years older than I), was when I was 3 or 4. I was over at his parents' house, and I (maybe along with two other little kids) was playing with my balsa wood airplane with the rubber band wind-up props. The kids' planes would fly and crash (wow, here's some irony coming), and we would take them to Steve for repair. He was sitting at a rolltop desk to the left as you'd walk in the front doorway. Then we kids would run outside again and crash them.

So there I was at age 3, crashing my plane with Steve putting it back together. And here I am put back together by miracle surgeons and nurses - after having crashed my plane and having been rescued by a hundred heroic angels out in the bitter cold - while Steve is as cold as the clay.

GROTFL.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Additional notes on BARRET-Parts 1 & 2

October 15, 2020: I want to add a couple of thoughts. On BARRETT-Part 2, this Atwood case was a situation where the facts surrounding the trial judge's (Bruce) calling up the prosecutor's office and "cheering on Office employees and addressing them by nicknames" were known, obviously, because some people in the prosecutor's office reported it to the defense lawyer or - possibly - because the deputy prosecutor prosecuting the case let the defense lawyer know. If there were improper, one-sided (ex parte is the Latin, another thing that must be put in the trash) communications between a judge and the other side in your case, how and when would you find out about it? Likely never.

Also, "In August 2018, a newspaper exposed that Judge Bruce had continued to communicate ex parte with his former colleagues in the Office about one of their cases before him. The newspaper published emails between Judge Bruce and a paralegal in the U.S. Attorney's Office about a criminal trial over which Judge Bruce presided. In the emails, Judge Bruce expressed exasperation that the novice prosecutor's weak cross-examination had turned the case "from a slam-dunk for the prosecution to about a 60-40 for the defendant...." After learning of those emails, the Chief District Judge removed Judge Bruce from all cases involving the Office."

So this was in the newspapers, and there was little choice for a decent appeals court other than to boot Bruce. While I applaud BARRETT for booting this doowah judge - Bruce, who didn't have the modicum of sense to realize that a real judge doesn't carry on that way - BARRETT really had no choice. Nevertheless, she did the right and obvious thing, and there are plenty of appeals judges (and 3-judge panels) who wouldn't have. BTW, as much as possible, I avoid using jacked-up words like "appellate," rather than simply appeals, because the goal here is to bust the legal-oligarchy mob and bring them down to earth and out in the cold and make them actually compete for their money, the way regular people do.

In BARRETT-Part 1, the Collier case should be obvious to anyone who understands the critical importance of jurisdiction and the absolutely-critical importance of "subject matter" jurisdiction. Judges (both federal and state) abusing their power - authority, jurisdiction - is right up there in importance with deficit spending (computer-generated insta-money), pandemics, cop-knee-on-neck and the other top contenders. And the root cause is the legal monopoly, the Dues Process. It allows polysci and similar logic-challenged types (a disability in the same category as the Dear Alphonse and the Cephalo-in-Gluteo) to "feel good about themselves." Adding Esq or Honorable are the medals in this special-olympic "competition" of JD-Bar. And no, don't give a para++ (tetra-para-hemi-plegia-paresic) flack about his "special olympic" analogy; and I have close experience with learning disabilities - in addition to my own.

I'm not hiding this goal (of busting the legal monopoly) one bit, in case it hasn't been obvious, because I really want an open debate about this. They will ignore me as long as possible (and they're doing a great job of it because there has been total silence on Chatte ("pussy") Alsup), but I don't think they'll ignore me forever. It's to my advantage that these facts and debate be completely open. And their silence on Alsup, as the saying goes, speaks volumes.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Forwarding Chatte Alsup To "Women's Organizations"

October 17, 2020 (entry #1): So, speaking of Chatte Alsup, I'm forwarding my email chain (about Chatte Alsup) to what is supposedly the 3rd largest "women's organization," the "Chi Omega fraternal women’s organization with 181 collegiate chapters and over 375,000 initiates," according to their website. They have a main email address, chiomega@chiomega.com, What is supposed to be the 2nd largest organization (Concerned Women for America) doesn't have any email addresses that I can find - just a form to fill-in. I must say...that any organization that has only a form doesn't really want to hear anything bad with substantiation; you can't include any documentation on a form.

The National Organization for Women has only press@now.org, I will wait a bit before emailing them. For whatever reason, I don't have confidence in NOW. This Chi Omega is Tennessee based and seems somehow like a group who ("who" is better than "that" for a group of people) might be incensed about Chatte Alsup and actually call the lawyers out on this - though I'm not making any prediction, of course.

If you search up the page, I wrote members of a California "women in the law" group. Silence. Then the dean of a famous law school on the West Coast. Nothing, although sometime in the following 10 months, Alsup's Twit-thing was "suspended." (There's more about this up the page; I was in a plane crash, coma, hospital, nursing home for 8 months, and wasn't focused on this issue, so I don't know exactly when Alsup's account was suspended...and "suspended" might well mean the info is in some Twittermittant state between two parallel universes (as sometimes happened with the transporter) and not really deleted, so the incensed women can demand its release or reassembled transport.) Then last April, I wrote to Tina and Amy of Minnesota. Silence. Then I wrote the "women in law" committee of the ABA. Silence. Then I wrote the big cheeses of the ABA. Silence.

This uniform silence indicates the cohesiveness of the Dues Process legal-political oligarchy, especially including the women who are so concerned about language and actions that demean women and create biases and yaaawwwwnnnn. Yes, I think that's all true, to one degree or another, and especially-so in the legal oligarchy. So why should anyone pay attention to all your hissing about BARRETT when Alsup painted a big Chatte target on his butt, and no one will give him the boot?

The Dues Process money and power are too great for any one in the oligarchy to upset them. It took decades for the Koz J. clerks to say something; and I don't know whether those accusations are true...just noting them, but I saw and made screenshots of Chatte Alsup in 2013, whose Twits were dated 2012; and they're posted up the page for you to see for yourselves. That is objective, documentary evidence that you can weigh with your eyes. No evaluating of a facial expression or hair-flip or breaking voice, necessary. No one in the legal oligarchy is going to be the one to call out Alsup, especially after so much silence; and after his account was taken down quietly after 5 years in public view, and relatively soon after I began emailing about it.

I take notes. I speak out. I was frozen to within an hour of death with icy wind blasting in my face for 3 hours (I don't remember it) and then brought back to life in excruciating pain and then was an extortion victim of lawyers while they withheld the money that finally, when partially released, enabled me to get the novel and successful treatment for neuropathic pain. And now I'm an ongoing extortion and embezzlement victim by the same bunch of lawyers. GROTFL.

If you want US Senate representation who is unafraid of this know-nothing band of frauds and criminals and will not stop until their garbage is gone, then

Write-In Berman for Garbage Man for US Senate on November 3. No More Yakity-Yak. Take Out The Trash.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Little Fish Bites When You Got Good Bait

October 17, 2020 (entry #2): I want to talk very briefly about the minnowlectuals. There are a great many of them among lawyers. They fancy themselves as all sorts of highfalutin, high flatulent gurus - Hennepin Burke is certainly one. I've baited a few and caught them. One, I baited recently, wrote me: "You apparently have a high opinion of your own intellect and legal acumen, but you don't understand some very basic legal concepts. You will understand them better after you have read my client's reply. You will come to understand why her motion is perfectly appropriate and, indeed, meritorious." (This is not about child custody, by the way.)

Now, this guy (a lawyer) is a classic Twerp-a-Squire - early 40's and full of himself to the max. He's a crook (but there are many who are much worse). He should be disbarred for clear violations of their so-called "professional responsibility" or "ethics" rules or whatever other bulloney phrase they give. But that won't happen. Lawyers get in trouble only for 1) messing with a client trust account or 2) not communicating with and/or abandoning a client. All the other stuff is fluff and, at most, left up to judges. The good judges don't have time to deal with it, and the bad judges won't bust anyone in the oligarchy. I doubt state court judges anywhere ever do anything at all (they don't have any time for it); and if a federal judge does something, it will be a fine of a few hundred. I once saw a fine of 1k, but the lawyer was in so much trouble anyway, and it was obvious he was on his way out - that I'm sure he didn't pay a dime. And yes, he was kicked out. A few hundred bucks for a fine to someone who can bill whatever he wants is nothing.

This particular Twerp-a-Squire, quoted above, was a philosophy undergrad. I looked him up. I think he also got a master's in religion, as I recall. He thinks that I think that I'm so smart. I don't want to say too much more about him and this case, yet. As I said, I have a pretty good record of who visits this sight, and although I don't think any West Coast judges visit (or that many people on the West Coast visit at all, though there are some people from Washington State; and I'm pretty sure some Minnesota judges do), I'm still going to be circumspect in what I say about this specific case.

Philosophy majors are supposed to take a course or two in logic, I'm pretty sure. But this guy can't reason with a hole in the ground. I won't make any predictions here, but I will say that I already disqualified this lawyer's (obvious) judge-pal; and disqualifying any judge is really hard to do. And of course that likely put me at a greater disadvantage with the replacement judge (in addition to my built-in disadvantage of no membership in the oligarchy). And with the Dues Process, generally, you can't make any predictions, except that pro pers with probably lose, because it's a wired game. The mob will do whatever they have to in order to validate the JD and hand a case to their pals. Scalia J. even said so. I show you the video in my book.

So this Twerp-a-Squire is fuming at me and saying I think I'm so smart and that he's going to stick it to me, which he is certainly trying to do. This is why lawyers - as part of their "continuing education requirement" that they need to renew their bar tabs...I mean licenses - need a requirement that they annually (if not more often) sit in on a PhD thesis defense in a hard science. It's free, and there's free food, which is on every grad student's radar, so I went to a lot of them.

Everyone's invited - the public too - and questions from everyone are part of the show, including basic questions from the public if they are there and want to ask them. In fact, science types are expected to answer - in clear, friendly terms - basic questions from the public. This is part of getting the public to support grant money. I wrote about this in my previous blog (click on Scarecrow at the top of the page). And by the way, in this grad school context, I'm okay. I had a few top achievements, formal and informal, that would blow these Twerp-a-Squires out of the water. Other things could have gone better. I was okay, and I am okay, and I'm happy being okay. (One of my liabilities is that I get caught up in joking around - sometimes practical joking; this doesn't always go over so well.) But if I or anyone else in a hard-sci grad school, went around looking down on others they way lawyers (and especially Twerp-a-Squires) do, that behavior would get you your head handed to you real quick. Everyone, including the very best, makes mistakes, and the atmosphere is correct them, say "good catch," and move on. Lawyers wouldn't and couldn't last a minute, either minnowlectually or temperamentally.

And I want to add something about supersmart, incredibly-knowledgable people I know and have known, who are, for example, A&P/IA's (that's Airframe and Powerplant/Inspection Authorized) mechanics/technicians whom I've had as teachers and friends (and unfortunately former friends). You lawyers, as a group, are a piss-poor bunch of know-nothings. The people who make society function are those in transportation, communication, health care - and utilities. Just ponder those things for a while. You can grow and hunt food on your own. Precious few of us can do any of the above on our own. The only reason anyone needs a lawyer is due to the abominable Dues Process. I intend to change that.

What lawyers will see in a hardsci thesis defense are explanations of very complex topics, with exchanges among super sharp minds, with no Dear Alphonse, Cephalo-in-Gluteo and no bulloney. Where stating assumptions, applying logic, giving reasons, and answering questions (not just with "Petition DENIED") are requirements. What this and other Twerp-a-Squires will learn is that this is how science and technology have advanced over the years and decades and centuries, such that one bad mutation doesn't ruin your whole millennium - at least not yet, and it doesn't seem to be on the radar, though predictions are especially dicey. And these hardsci and tech people (and of course there's a broad scope that includes virology and genome types and many more who must reason and give reasons) don't benefit from a state-sanctioned monopoly allowing them to write their own ticket for "reasonable engineering fees" where the sky's the limit. Your oligarchy's years are numbered, Twerps Esq. et al. I won't say "days" because the Dues Process legal oligarchy has been in the works for centuries, and it's not going to be ended in days. It will take a while longer.

BTW, as an aside (nothing to do with twerps), I'll comment more fully later on Ben Sasse's latest dustup with DJT. Ben earned a place in my political pantheon with his "bullshit" remark a few months ago. Ben doesn't have a pedestal alongside Ron Paul and Paul Tsongas, but no one else does, either. Several of Ben's remarks were the kind of sound-byte stuff about which he let fly his "bullshit." Dealing with a pandemic and an economy that is built on the confidence game of inflation is a huge PR crisis. If you go the straight public-health route with everyone masked and at home, then the economy collapses after you run of out virtual printing presses. The PR is to manipulate behavior down some unknown "optimal" path somewhere in the middle where there is a manageable price tag on life. PR is the alternative to the military "PR" in the streets (China) "persuading" public behavior.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

BARRETT (Part "Gorsuch")

October 19, 2020: The title is a fake out (sorry). I'm not saying that BARRETT and Gorsuch are related in some way, though they might be. Up above, there was BARRETT (Part 1) and BARRETT (Part 2): "jurisdiction" and §455. Part 3 is about snarkiness, but it's very hard to search for snarkiness. One way that can work, for a federal district (trial) judge, is to search for "difficult to decipher." This is what is often snarkily stuck in to decisions on pro per complaints, even when the complaint is very clear.

Judges who do this - even if the complaint is a mess - should be fired. Period. Impeached, removed, recalled, whatever. No exceptions. The ideal judge - a computer, which is inherently objective - would never say, "difficult to decipher." It would not be programmed into it (programming is the possibly subjective part). The objective part - executing the program - would never say something that had not been programmed.

Judges are, nominally, public servants. (Ha)^(10^128). That's the word, "Ha," lined up 10^128 times. 10^128 means the number 10 multiplied by itself 127 times, so there are 128 10's with a multiplication dot or asterisk or whatever other symbol you want to mean "multiplication" in between each pair. That's 10^128 Ha's one after the other; a belly-full of laughs, to be sure. 10^128 is the largest number in the universe, by the way. I bet you didn't know that, but it's true. I'll explain another time. It's a great big 10^128 belly-full laugh that judges, as a group, are public servants. Some are, but a great many are not. At any rate, an objective judge - a computer - would never make fun of any party, no matter how difficult a paper were to decipher.

I've been trying to find an opinion that I read and noted down a year ago, maybe longer. It was by Gorsuch J. when he was on the appeals court. The opinion wasn't super snarky, and what struck me about it as somewhat snarky wasn't in the opening, which is where "decipher the complaint" usually occurs. It was about a prisoner (which doesn't narrow it down much at all), and there was some subtle snarkiness in it, as I recall. I usually note this stuff down my usual computer note app, but I can't find it. I'll find it later. I did not do a snarky search on Gorsuch, but I will guess, based on a few things of his I've read, that he gets quite snarky.

So, my title involving BARRETT and Gorsuch has nothing to do with BARRETT's being snarky. It was just my way of saying that the third part of the test (snarkiness) can be described by Gorsuch, because I'm pretty sure he's quite snarky. I'm going out on a limb a bit in saying that, but I'll risk it.

The following quotation is from a Gorsuch opinion, but I'm not quoting it here for snarkiness (I know I'm getting confusing, but I'll devote another entry to making this more clear):

"The principle of finality, the idea that at some point a criminal conviction reaches an end, a conclusion, a termination, "is essential to the operation of our criminal justice system." ... In every case there comes a time for the litigation to stop, for a line to be drawn, and the parties encouraged to move forward rather than look back. [COMMENT: A CRIMINAL TRIAL IS NOT OR SHOULD NOT BE REFERRED TO AS "LITIGATION," WHICH REFERS TO CIVIL ACTIONS. I WILL COMMENT ON THIS LATER, QUITE HEAVILY, BUT GORSUCH IS MIXING THE TWO VERY BADLY.] "A procedural system which permits an endless repetition of inquiry into facts and law in a vain [WATCH THE BOLD TYPE] search for ultimate certitude," the Supreme Court has explained, "implies a lack of confidence about the possibilities of justice that cannot but war with the effectiveness of underlying substantive commands.... There comes a point where a procedural system which leaves matters perpetually open no longer reflects humane concern but merely anxiety and a desire for immobility." Anxiety and immobility, of course, are accompanied by other social costs — to victims, their families [YES, THIS IS A GOOD POINT, BUT THERE'S MORE TO SAY], to future potential victims, to the government, and to the courts — that revisiting and retesting convictions five or ten years old — or (as here) even older — can involve."

This shows a lot about the so-called "justice" system in the hands of lawyers, and Gorsuch J. doesn't come out well, and I'll show you more later. So, the lawyers say, that there comes a point where a decision is final, and maybe an innocent person rots in jail, but thems the breaks, according to Gorsuch J. and other lawyers. And the counterpoint is that all this stuff is written by lawyers, who are a privileged oligarchy who get away with extortion and embezzlement just because they are lawyers. (And that extortion is on the federal docket in Minneapolis, and there will be more soon on this.) So snarky or no snarky, it's easy for lawyers to rattle off dismissively about a "search for ultimate certitude" as a "vain" search, when, as members of the privileged class, they can get away with extortion and embezzlement - and probably more.

Gorsuch bugs me. It doesn't have anything to do with "textualism" or "originalism," and if you read my Dues Process I, II, and III (click on Scarecrow up above), you'll see how I am very much a "textualist," but I point out the reality that in 1789 the federal government had no money. So things like actual "cases and controversies" didn't matter because the government didn't have the money to bother you with passing and enforcing ridiculous laws that mishmashed your rights. So there was no need to challenge a ridiculous law by putting your actually-controversial ass in a sling and getting it slung through the courts. The feds didn't have the money to bother you. But now they have unlimited money and bother you they will, and the cases and controversies clause is an anachronism. Someone should not have to fscrewk up his life with an actual controversy to test a crazy law that is passed and interpreted by the Dues Process legal oligarchy - who are effectively exempt from laws.

There's a famous and very powerful poem about the vain search for certitude, which is a fancy word for "certainty," and those on the battlefield whose asses and much more were in that sling:

Ah, love, let us be true

To one another! for the world, which seems

To lie before us like a land of dreams,

So various, so beautiful, so new,

Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,

Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;

And we are here as on a darkling plain

Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,

Where ignorant armies clash by night."

Don't be part of the ignorant army of the binary big-party choice. Don't Be A Sucker. Write-in Your Vote for Berman the garbage man for US Senate, and End the Yakity-Yak and take out the trash thrown on you by the lawyers.

Yes, there's a lot to read here, but the bottom line is the lawyers are the problem essentially everywhere you see a problem. They make lousy laws (though many laws are quite reasonable), create problems, and judge your problems by ignoring the law and doing WhateverTF they want - while they are exempt from the hardship and destruction they cause AND while they themselves break the law and escape prosecution because they and the prosecutors are part of oligarchy of the Dues Process legal monopoly.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"Family" Law

October 21, 2020: I'm not going to say much at all here. It was my worst nightmare that my custody petition case would ever rear its monstrous head again, but it has. Particularly given my war (of words and politics, legislation, and computer-networked solutions, not violence) on the Dues Process legal monopoly. Family law is, in many respects, the center of the legal hellhole. I won't go into details.

When my daughter's mom flew to Albuquerque and walked into my hospital room, she held out her hand, palm out, to me. She said, "friends?" I placed my palm to hers and said friends. I told her many times, over the next year and a half until the peace accord was clearly over, that that Albuquerque moment was a unique brilliance for which I gave her full credit. I had said probably a hundred times - and even mentioned it in my NTSB interview - that peace (relatively speaking) with the mom was the one door that opened after my crash.

I knew there could well come a time when that would change. Needless to say........

I haven't even begun tearing apart these logic-challenged, language-phonies who are lawyers and their subset, judges. They haven't ever encountered what's coming at them from me. They are the root cause of George Floyd's death, my cousin Smokey-the-Bear Steve's suicide (after he was indicted on a felony for the Ham Lake fire), and they are the root of so much more, including evil. Especially evil. Their "discretion" is evil and it is abused all the time, and it will end because technology will end it. I'll show how. Discretion is the root enabler of their abuses of power, and it is an anachronism in this computational age.

You lawyers are everywhere, and you pollute everything. Among other things - but among the top things - the President contest is two polluting lawyers, where Harris is the only non-senescent one, against the most-outside of D.C. outsiders, DJT. (And Pence is not a typical D.C lawyer-politician for a number of reasons.) You lawyers won't dare debate me - including the "federalist society" phonies who are nowhere near true conservatives - because I will make more kinds of hash out of you than you know; and you know this is true. I know a few of you are watching. As I've mentioned, I relay and log hits (xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx [21/Oct/2020:14:09:30 -0400] Request="GET / HTTP/1.1") with an intermediate server, so I have some info beyond Google Analytics.

My war (of words and politics, legislation, and computer-networked solutions, not violence) on the lawyers is quite different from others. And I've just started.

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Response from the Minn. Judge Complaint Board Re: Hennepin Kevin The Menace Burke. No Surprise.

October 23, 2020: Here is my emailed response to the decision. Their letter is down below. They said option #2 that I predicted. I'm not asking them to be an appeals court and reverse Burke's idiotic, con job of a "ruling." If a judge's ruling is so obviously corrupted - and the circumstances make that clear to the average "person on the street" who can smell a big rat - then judicial decision making is perceived to be subject to inappropriate outside influences. And it's a matter of degree, as court opinions like to say. A really big rat smells really bad:

Please forward this (with thanks) to the staff attorney who wrote the letter; and to the Board. (Incidentally, I just saw that XXXXXX XXXXXXXX — the only person I've spoken with actually employed by Defendant XXX, and back when they began their extortion campaign — is on the Board.) The staff attorney's letter is not at all surprising, given the "small circle of friends" situation, as I described it in my federal filing (Dist.Ct. No. 20cv1199-DFW-DTS). In the meantime, I will search for email addresses so as to send this directly; and cc this to the Legislature's judiciary committees. And I will post it (with a few redactions) on my campaign site (john4midwest.com). Nothing will happen in the short term, of course, but I look further out.

The staff attorney's letter was perfect - nearly exactly as I anticipated and posted on my website on Sept. 24:

What action will they take [against Burke]? Probably nothing. What excuse will they give, assuming they even give an excuse?

1) "He has retired, so it doesn't matter." Answer: Sure it matters; the issue is public perception of the reality of the corrupt judges, including those in the MN Court of Appeals who said Burke "did not abuse his discretion" to be a dictator who rules merely on his "belief" and not on an actual reason why there is supposedly an, "indisputably meritless legal theory," when the extortion was conceded and abuse of process necessarily follows. [Ok, so it's in the weeds for many, but I'm working, over time, to bring it very clearly out of the weeds.]

2) "Berman is asking us to be an appellate court." Answer: No, the "Judicial Canons" (the Rules that the Board is supposed to enforce) say, as quoted above: “Comment: Confidence in the judiciary is eroded if judicial decision making is perceived to be subject to inappropriate outside influences.” You need to evaluate a decision in order to decide if it will erode confidence.


So the Board is indeed not supposed to act as an appeals court. The Board has much broader power under enforcement of the canons: to determine if judicial decision making is perceived to be subject to inappropriate outside influences. And one cannot do that, obviously, without making some analysis of the "judicial decision" at issue. So that staff attorney's pat answer, which was easily predictable, is — translated — that the Board is shirking its mandate; or more colloquially, lots o' luck.

An appeals court addresses only the correctness of a judicial decision (or is supposed to), not how the decision is "perceived" by the public, unless there is a specific allegation of bias before the appeals court. [And those hardly ever go anywhere, I add here.] Since the public is able to perceive obvious, gross abominations (and much more nuanced absurdities, too) that don't require any subtle understanding in any specialty (save for, possibly, overinflated language that can be translated), the Board is mandated to address whether a decision is so absurd as to cause the public to perceive, under the circumstances, that outside influences — like those from XXXXXX XXXXXXXX's company — were at work. In other words, the stench of abject corruption. I'm betting the public will get it, as a general principle, without my mentioning XXX specifically. The docket is there for the public to read for itself.

The answer is obvious from the absurdity — from the inability of XXX to make any argument rebutting the elements of extortion (only their obvious statement that extortion is not a civil claim, which is irrelevant in light of the Restatement — to say nothing of common sense). And there are even more ridiculous statements from XXX (especially from the "certified appellate specialist" who chimed in) which I will peel apart quickly and trivially and show the hogwash. In fairness, it's really hard to paint obvious extortion as anything other than what it is.

And that's what I've been doing on my website: making things like that clear. And I got 16,200 votes, which is well out of the noise. Considering I'm a weird nobody from out of state, who spent diddly and ran for US Senate in two states where I don't reside (perhaps another weird first) who quickly threw together a hodge-podge website, less than two months before the election, on which I wrote a ton — and not on any social sites — that ain't bad. And I ain't done.

And if you read my site and also my little Op-ed in the Duluth News Tribune, you'll know that my cousin Steve killed himself after he was indicted for a felony for the Ham Lake fire, the facts of which I know nothing other than what I read online. I do know, as I've said now several times, that Steve was no more likely to intentionally damage nature than would Smokey the Bear, to whom Steve bore a resemblance in his bear-like build. We (my "vast" and growing "constituency") are going to essentially eliminate court ("judicial") discretion. It is simply abused-power everywhere you look.

So it was out-of-control, purely arbitrary (or politically-motivated) decisions— manifestly abusive of prosecutorial "discretion," that killed cousin Steve; and, as I have asserted, judges' discretion with cops also killed George Floyd and others; and has done a great deal more damage than meets the eyes of most people. It's all on my hodge-podge website and previous blog that is linked. And more to come.

My intention is that the reality— of the damage of the Dues Process legal monopoly — meets the eyes of many more people. The tiny, silly letter — dismissing mounds of obvious corruption — is an obvious absurdity and will aid the public's perception of "outside influence" to say the very least. In the case of XXXXXXXX's presence on the Board, it is obvious "outside influence" on the inside. Really now...a manager from an XXXXXXX-protector of lawyers on the State Board mandated to protect the public from lawyers influencing a judge who's the pal of every Minneapolis lawyer? (Including defendant, XXX.) And he makes that clear every day on social media especially while he's an active judge? C'mon. (smiling emoji w/halo)


About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Short Subject #3

October 24, 2020: I'm going to be really getting down and directly in the face of some Pumblechooks starting now (and if you think I've already been doing that, you ain't seen nothin' yet, to coin a phrase); and they shouldn't think for a minute that they're going to get by - let alone succeed - with any zingers in what they perceive to be their rhetorical "style." This isn't about style or zingers, although I'll hit 'em where it hurts with mine - guaranteed. This is about cold, hard logic. That will zing them - slice-and-dice style. Logic is much tougher than any of their phony, so-called "rough justice." I want to remind them - the Pumblechooks and the Twerp-a-Squires - of the fundamentals: 1) Homer 000 (triple naught); 2) Pumblechook; 3) Disgruntled George Floyd; 4) Collinwood. So, don't you dare use, "widely-respected jurist" or "disgruntled litigant" or think you can't pull a Homer 000 or that I'm jealous of your Collinwood. Because I'll just refer you to the Fundamentals. Before I feed you to the fish down low.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Take It To The Limit

October 25, 2020: Judges will rubberstamp attorney fee claims without limit, but when it comes to looking for consistency or contradictions in limiting cases - what is second nature to physics (and other hardsci) types - a huge number of judges and lawyers are at a loss. Not their loss, mind you. George Floyd's loss. His daughter's. Anyone else who has been on the receiving end of so-called, "rough justice," i.e. idiocy.

It's just a coincidence that I'm going to pick on another 7th Circuit judge (I picked on Easterbrook previously and well-deservedly so). And the panel, and the panel's clerks, and anyone else who ever wrote or read the following, but didn't say anything: "The landowners would like us to conclude that the contrapositive of this proposition is also true... ." This is from a 2002 case called, Hay v. Indiana State Bd. of Tax Commissioners.

Now, there isn't a physics major who made it through freshman year - or a high-school student who ever really paid attention in math - who wouldn't read that and go, "Huh? Say what?" The judge who wrote this was ILANA DIAMOND ROVNER, who apparently was born in Riga, Latvia, so she gets an automatic 10 points (out of 100) to start - before any contrapositive or any other positives or negatives. I don't know anything about her but what little I read on the Wiki some years ago, when I came across her Hay opinion.

You see, paramecia know the contrapositive - not necessarily by name, but I don't speak paramecium, so I don't know for sure. Their villi signal the contrapositive to them. Lab rats definitely know the contrapositive because when they run down a maze-corridor and come to a wall, they say "stop." And if they are New Hampshire or Maine lab rats with that quaint regional accent, they say, "Can't get there from here..." ...at least not by going that way. The contrapositive (basically "proof by contradiction") is just how diagnose what's wrong with a car or anything else. You make an assumption and test it out. You see if you get a result that contradicts your assumption. If you do - and if you're confident you did the test correctly - then your assumption is wrong. It's just the scientific method. You hear a repeating noise when the car is moving, and you think it might be the tire. You stop the car, and the noise continues. That contradicts your assumption that it's a tire. So your assumption is wrong. Simple. That's the contrapositive. Not simple when judges are involved. If they think it should be the tire (and it isn't), they just write their way around (or ignore) the contradiction. (Or try - like some child - to write their way around the obvious extortion.) You and I don't get to do that. They do.

I do speak rat, by the way. At least Italian rat. When I arrived in Trieste, Italy on my bike at night in the mid-late '70s, I camped (no tent) in a park. I was awakened by a large rat at the foot of my sleeping bag. He communicated very clearly his displeasure with my camping in his park. He give me one of those Italian fist things with his other paw on the place between his forearm and upper-arm of his forward-facing fist. He was standing up, so he had two legs and two arms, not simply four legs. I don't know what that Italian gesture is called, but I'm sure you know what I mean. It communicates displeasure, sometimes followed by a lot of fast-spoken Italian and sometimes more. I didn't wait around for either. I understood immediately what the rat was telling me and got the heck outta there.

But three federal appeals court judges and their clerks - maybe a dozen, in all, Pumblechooks of "widely respected jurists - didn't know the contrapositive. They don't have to because contradictions don't stop judges, the way a wall stops a lab rat in a maze. Or the side of a petri dish stops a paramecium. Judges and lawyers just keep writing because they are not bound or walled-in by contradictions.

And either no one (besides me) has recognized the wrong "contrapositive" in this Hay opinion over the last 18 years, or no one has bothered to mention it, or if it had been mentioned, no one wanted to correct it. Because something so "dispositive" (which means, slam-dunk you're done) of the ignorance of the oligarchy should not be left there. It's just too idiotic.

The contrapositive isn't just true at dinner time. It's TRUE ALL THE TIME, unless you're into some pretzeled "logic" of some sort (and fuzzy logic doesn't even qualify there). So, after a physics type would read that, the next thing he or she would do is ask.......well, maybe Ilana (a very pretty name) and her clerks got it right but with the wrong word? And my answer is:

In formal linguistics, this is known as the Samantha Well.... You will no doubt recognize it here between 44 and 47 seconds, in a conversation between Endora and Samantha: https://youtu.be/t3VDSzmbbJc : Endora: "Doesn't Dagwood trust me? Samantha: Well... ."

It means: Yes, kinda...but maybe no. Ilana and her clerks were after the inverse. But "inverse" is only two syllables. "Contrapositive" is five. And five syllables are better than two every time, right? And contrapositive sounds so much more logeeecal-style-like, ya knowwhah I'm sayin?

But it wasn't the contrapositive. It was the inverse. So logic is sacrificed to polysyllabic, pumped-up gibberish. This is the problem with the Dear Alphonse and the Cephalo-in-Gluteo, the Pumblechooks, and the Twerp-a-Squires. Polysci majors by any other name. These are the people who use and evaluate, among other things, the "district court's" so-called, "sound discretion."

So you will say that I'm nitpicking on terminology when Ilana really had it right. This is the where the Samantha Well comes in. Well.....she had it "right," but there's a bigger problem that's really wrongo. The problem is two fold, really. If you paid attention in high school math to the part on logic, you should remember "contrapositive," exactly because it has that snazzy, big-word sound; and that it is ALWAYS TRUE. And after all, the lawyers and judges are masters of language, logic, and lots of things deserving of a monopoly to write their own ticket and charge whatever they want because only rarely is a Rule 59 or 60 motion granted to set aside a decision by those who are right (and unbiased) 1 - 0.0001% of the time...like jackass Easterbrook. (You need to search up the page on Easterbrook and his tiny percentage.) So the oligarchy surely must now what was taught in high-school math, right?

I had to explain the contrapositive once to the Fourth Circuit: "The contrapositive is always true, i.e. the falsity (or absence) of a condition necessary for a proposition renders the proposition false. The Court assumed California choice of law did not apply and then concluded California choice of law must apply. The only resolution to the contradiction is that California is the correct choice of law and must be applied to all of the claims. " I tried it a second way: "The Maryland Court, whether it intended to or not, made a proof by contradiction: ... (1) assume Maryland choice of law applies ... (3) arrive at a contradiction, which contradiction forces the the conclusion that the original assumption was false. " I left out #2 here because it has Latin in it, and I won't get into that bullshit - oops bulloney - here. Did it matter to the Fourth Circuit? Of course not. You see, paramecia and lab rats and you and I can't just write our way around wall that logical contradictions create. But judges can. They just ignore the walls. You can read about the Fourth Circuit in my previous blog (click on Scarecrow at the top), where I held up the invisible-ink decoding UV light to reveal that "the back nine closes at 4, so gotta go" boilerplate Opinion of the Fourth Circuit. This is one more reason why the monopoly/oligarchy must end.

You see, "inverse" is so bland. "Converse" is a basketball sneaker, not math. But "contrapositive" has that snazzy logeeecal-style-like sound. And you also remember that it's ALWAYS TRUE (if you paid attention and those who did largely went a hardsci route).

It's actually a three-fold problem, now that I've read over this post. The first two-folds are that: 1) judges don't know high-school math and how to analyze a simple problem on which depends a lot of money and/or heartache and/or a knee-on-the-neck; and 2) they pump up words (often the wrong word) because it helps obfuscate things, especially their ignorance and lack of problem-solving skills, and it keeps the monopoly/oligarchy in place and the Dues Process money flowing. And you get the bone up you know where, which is bad enough. But George Floyd got the knee on the neck.

And the third thing is (especially because I want to be fair to a Latvian woman) that Ilana was right, but she and her clerks tried to pump it up to sound like a logician (and then fell on their face, sorry to all the Latvian babes) and made it unnecessarily complicated and, moreover, beyond them. Just make it as simple as possible. What she wrote first was ok: "The landowners cite portions of [a particular case], which allude to the fact that a court may look beyond the allegations of a complaint 'once a defendant proffers evidence that calls the court's jurisdiction into question.' " Then she should have written: But the landowners want the court's power to police its jurisdiction to stop there. This is incorrect. A court must always police its jurisdiction both on its own and on the assertion of a party.

This is super-important for every court, not just a federal court. You have no power where you don't have jurisdiction - like in another State. There's a state (not Minnesota, but I'll be you can guess which) where the courts do WhateverTF they want, regardless of jurisdiction. They don't know the meaning of the word, "jurisdiction." This reminds me of back around 1980 and the comment, which had me in stitches, from the Florida State coach (Bobby Bowden, I looked it up): "We have the great linebacker, Reggie Herring, who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear.' In fact, I just saw his grades, and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words." Reggie Herring for Supreme Court!!!

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Short Subject #4

October 26, 2020: I just mentioned the 4th Circuit, which garbage pile I took apart in my Dues Process III blog entry. They are in Richmond, VA and handle Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia. I copied that from the Wiki; I don't know exactly what states are in which eastern Circuit, offhand, except MD and VA. These 4th Circuit judges are, by important measures, the worst group and should all be impeached for good measure, with certainly the top dogs removed. Anyone who would join this group knows already how they handle somewhere between 70% and 90% of their "unpublished" decisions (or it may be of all their decisions, but all of that cesspooll percentage are unpublished, of course). Straight boilerplate. Why would any group deserve a dime for dishing out such an insult? And as I've emphasized, it's not just an insult to you and me. It's a far greater insult - to those buried, for example, in Manila American Cemetery - or those alive without limbs or other important parts, including their sanity. This is all in my previous blog (click on Scarecrow at the top). Why would anyone even want to put on a silly black robe and be called, "your Honor?" It shows the a priori psychology (sorry, I used a bit of Latin, but at least it's a "conventional" use; it means, "before anything else"). I'll have much more to say about the 4th Circuit, but for now, I'm keeping some powder dry.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Short Subject #5

October 29, 2020: I'm thinking I'll provide running commentary on some pending cases that illustrate well the Dues Process at work. Running commentary like this is a good alternative to inserting encrypted messages in 1 or 2 point type in legal briefs. For example. Encrypted text:

B097FD3A16B13A79CB2DD21711B63328A1727B745267FDE2993E00A0FEFECB17C9226DF0BBF21FC8656F623E1EACE1FE044C00F712992EB348B2988F80171816B31688D7FAB0254353515698659DF38A703925FD09225D91C3B0778E34FB766344150B9BAFCB19CE1BDB439123DE2877CEEFB8C731C3D5E99C2BEB445515AD7525812DC32205BE29E464941A1C389460FEAECC0E4C05A1C9C84FF8B9C40E4BE33FDEBC0114F4B4D081AB3D52D9CE0A3CEE299CF6DA758BE6

decrypts to:

Intellectual-honesty test round 1: flunked. Here’s round 2. Not holding my breath on a snowball’s chance. Bo knows “wired.” Your decision is not necessary to my strategy.

Here's how it looks in a brief (you can zoom your browser in as much as it will zoom) also with a magnified view:

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It Takes A V̶i̶l̶l̶a̶g̶e̶ Computer (Part 1)

October 30, 2020: Part 1 is going to be very short. I dreaded what I knew all along: the real possibility that the glasnost would end between me and the Russian-American mother of my daughter (don't jump to too many conclusions). The detente occurred when she flew to Albuquerque and the University of New Mexico hospital where I was after my plane crash. I've told this to quite a few people, even the NTSB interviewers. She came into my hospital room and held out her hand, palm towards me, and said, "friends?" I met her palm with my damaged hand and said the same. I described this as the one door that had opened for me after the crash had closed so many. I still don't know how much to tell about all this.

What I will say, which I've mentioned before, is that the way "family law" is administered - at least my experience with it (which certainly wasn't bad compared with many, but the future is very uncertain) - is a particular form of abomination. That Hillary Clinton - a lawyer - would author any book about raising children was, to begin with, a presumptive abomination. Clinton apparently was influenced by another lawyer on "children's rights." That reinforces the presumption.

I don't know how much Hillary really knows about anything, but I suspect she has no first-hand, real understanding of the damage done to children and parents by the family law system. Writing analysis pieces of "case studies" and such won't come close. I won't go into details now, but as we kids said at the junior-high lunch table, "betcha a million bucks that" Clinton doesn't know squat about the real and raw family law deal. I can't say anymore right now.

In my very biased view, family law should be a highly-separate jurisdiction, much more so than now, where the vast resources that need to be devoted to it are brought-in from the efficiency gains of computational due process in the civil area (I don't really know enough about criminal, but I'd guess there, too, to some extent). In other words, the current boilerplate "opinions" that are modestly and incorrectly tailored to cases and used to throw out as many of them as possible by screwing up the facts and the law - which nevertheless take time to write and do untold damage, anyway - would be largely eliminated with computer input from Congress. This would be Congress' guide (and State legislatures' too) to its intent and what judges must do not to be impeached and removed. (Remember, the court systems - the so-called "judiciary" - have forfeited their independence - to paraphrase Anthony Kennedy..though technically that applies only to federal courts and it's superfluous commentary - "dictum" or boneya - from Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife which is chock full of "good" stuff that never makes it down the pipe to the cesspool where regular people like you and me dwell; and a lot of it was outdated as of 1791, see Dues Process III . ) This is, to say the least, an "uphill battle" at the moment. But all of mine have been in recent years. That's how you pay for your second life, apparently.

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Election Prediction - Reprise - Dr. Random

November 3, 2020: I've been tied up with family law awfulness, and I haven't had a chance to finish the entries I started writing over the last several days. I'll add them later, backdated (so I'm a bad boy, I know). I said back on August 12 or 13 that the Aug. 11 "Emerson College poll" that showed Tina only a several points ahead of Jason seemed greatly flawed - given that the poll was taken on primary election day; the poll didn't square with the primary results at all. I wrote to the Emerson College professor, politely, about it. I pointed to the primary results. I looked at some website with historical election data comparing primaries with general. It's all up above on this long page. Search for Emerson.

One thing I didn't do, which I later did, was look on the MN Sec. of State's website at their historical data. That told the tale even more compellingly in comparing primary to general election results for US Senator. I don't have that info handy, but it didn't look good for Jason. I wasn't going to say anything more than I already had. Here's the thing, and I admit that I haven't studied this closely, so I'm going to be careful about what I say........

Emerson and apparently other polling companies get phone numbers and people and such from "sample data" companies Aristotle and MTurk and probably some others. At some point, I'll look more closely at what they provide. I am NOT now referring to these companies.

What I read, generally speaking with the polling companies, is that they have various "secret sauces" that they apply to their selection criteria, methods, etc. etc. They appear to try to "enhance" the predictiveness of their samples. Without having looked at this carefully, I'm going to say that this is bullshit...oops, there I go again, sorry, bulloney. And of course, they ask questions - like do you intend to vote? And how can anyone know with any characterizable number who is really going to vote and who is not. It's basically impossible to get any reasonably-sized sample to determine what typical percentage of a typical group change their minds about voting, over a certain number of months. And that is the most basic question: who are going to vote?

You can speculate on the psychology of this stuff all you want. Yes, I get that this uncertainty is all built-in, but that doesn't make it any better. You can only speculate that you are talking to someone who is actually going to vote. But it is relatively safe to say that this uncertainty diminishes as election day approaches; and there's also the absentee/mail-in factor. My point is about the trumpeting of, "Minnesota Senate race is now a dead heat," and the like, because a new poll comes out. I don't think it ever was a dead heat. The primary numbers were too stark. The final difference could be under 10 points, given the "pot" parties would more likely draw from a Democrat (and a farmer...maybe it's the DFLGrower party); but it has been hard all along to see Jason overcoming such a ratio. The 538 polling site guy is a sharp fellow and at least has a consistent poll of polls methodology that focuses on historical predictive quality during the three weeks before an election. That, at least, is some organized thinking.

Yes, your secret sauce may work as you "backtest" (or think you do) over several elections or more, but one way or another, you're gonna get bit by Dr. Random. To paraphrase my dear departed mom on vitamins: You gotta get your A, your B6 and 12 (you mean Ribboflabbers, Mom? he he he, me and my friends would giggle; in 3rd grade, boys still giggle) your C...etc. Dr. Random requires you to draw your sample from a big bag that has all your vitamins, while you're wearing a blindfold. A real blindfold. Not the de facto Lady Justice blindfold. And if you start applying your secret sauce with its special ingredients that allow you to skip some vitamins, your malnourishment will catch up with you, eventually. You will get polling results that are poorly sampled, and thus garbage - given a long enough timescale, which may be shorter than you think. But most of the time, no one - not even you - will ever know they're garbage, so maybe polling is a great biz to be in.

And it all changes over time; or maybe it doesn't that much. You don't really know. To paraphrase my mom again, you got your random error, your systematic error; you RSS your squares, and don't forget your covariance matrix when you need it; and its all Dr. Random (or maybe RandMom). I'll explain this stuff another time, but a lot of things come down to Mom and getting all your vitamins. Trying to fool Dr. Random is like trying to fool Mother Nature. It's actually the same thing. You can't.

I have stuck quotations from Feynman to the Ninth Circuit and the Supreme Court and maybe elsewhere - not that they care or understand what a looney physics type thinks. I've quoted Irving Segal (another mathematical physicist) to the Ninth Circuit and just recently to a much lower court:

“These facts come out in a systematic audit of [] observations and theory, of the sort that every putative scientific theory should have periodically, as emphasized in the National Academy of Sciences booklet 'Science and Creationism' [fn/1]. Outside of logic and mathematics, our basis for separating fact from fancy has to be probability, whose elementary laws are beyond dispute. A theory whose predictions are improbably deviant from direct observation is scientifically incorrect, while one whose predictions agree with direct observation within apparent statistical fluctuations is scientifically tenable and may be correct, although never in an ultimate sense. A 'theory' that escapes deviations from direct observation by not making predictions just isn't a scientific theory, or in Pauli's terms, 'isn't even good enough to be wrong.')"

Point #1: I wish I had kept probability in mind when I took off from Liberal KS Mid America Regional Airport airport on January 15, 2018, instead of going to Motel 6 for a hot shower and a good night's sleep.

Point #2: If polling companies get paid money to do what they do, it's quite a racket, as the saying goes.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Extremely Impressive Performance by Jason

November 4, 2020: I wrote (up the page) that in a top-notch science/engineering environment - which is where human achievement in technology for transportation, communication, genome sequencing (emblematic of "health care"), i.e. the three big drivers of sapient life-form progress - "the atmosphere is correct [mistakes], say 'good catch,' and move on." My "prediction" (sorta) that I'd be surprised if Jason came within 10 points of Tina was, basically, wrong. Not really wrong in a black and white sense; but I was saying, in round numbers, that I saw only an extremely small chance that he would win, and a very small chance he could come within 5 points, and I'd be very surprised at a 10 point difference. He made 5 points, so I give credit where it's due and acknowledge my basically-bad estimate.

I noted yesterday in my "prediction" that "the pot' parties would more likely draw from a Democrat," but I think those parties were also in the primary, so I don't think they were really a new factor for the general; but I might check on that. If you look at this 538 guy (Nate), https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/senate/minnesota/, the polls starting from Oct. 27 were: Tina +14, 3, 9, 17, 9, 9, 10, 11, Nate grades pollsters based on their historical performance in the final 3 weeks of an election period. Nate's only Grade A pollster came out on Oct. 28 with Tina +3, which is a little accolade for Nate's system and that pollster. But you don't need a calculator to see that the rest were not near the +5 final. I'm not swearing by Nate or any of this stuff. It's a difficult (and unknowable) problem and solution.

Mine was a back of the envelope estimate done back on primary day, based on the primary results and the stunning (to me) ratio of Tina votes to Jason. It appears to me (and I said back then, probably) that Republicans largely stayed home from the primary, if the general were going to be at all close (and my gut told me there wouldn't be a lot of crossover, given what appears to be considerable party polarization in MN and that Jason and Tina were rather far apart on the basic positions).

So I'm not going to make any excuses, mine was not a great call; and neither were all but one of the polls on 538. But as I said, there's not a lot of truly applicable data to go on. It does suggest to me that mainline Republicans tend to stay out of primaries more than do mainline Democrats. You can speculate that that "makes sense," since the very act of voting is a statement of belief in the democratic (voting) process and that "every vote counts" and is actually counted. I think there is greater skepticism among Republicans on all that.

I said nothing about the Kansas contenders back then in August and before - and not since, either. I will say that Kris Kobach's questioning of vote-by-mail was not an unreasonable question - the way the establishment (principally Democrats) ridicules anyone who asks questions. The establishment is very quick to say something or other (like funny business in vote-by-mail) has been "disproven." As if you can go to the blackboard (or white) and write out a mathematical proof. A lot comes down to scaling laws, as I've talked about. Can you scale up from whatever has been the absentee percentage in recent years in a State - up to 100% (or whatever the increased target is)? Many things do not scale, at least not easily on the first try. An "argument that mechanically repeats that "studies have shown that there's no funny business in absentee processing" - even if they were "good" studies - does not meant that sending out ballots in droves to 100% won't have issues. Independent of anything else, the postal service wasn't up to the job (quelle suprise). How much funny business flows from that? Don't say you know the answer because I don't think you do.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

A Crocus Candidate

November 5, 2020: Yesterday, I declared my candidacy for Amy's seat - that election four years away. I'll probably also declare for an office two years off, too. I believe there's a phrase, "perennial candidate." I prefer crocus. Even though I didn't announce here my declaration of candidacy yesterday, I really did declare it. I wanted to make sure that not a day goes by during which I am not a candidate. This is a complete contrast with my former self.

As a candidate, I may have certain free-speech rights that a PAC doesn't have. Regardless, a PAC requires various registrations and a "status" and probably some other "entity" type things. I'll just be a crocus candidate, which automatically makes me a perennial entity.

You learn about and plant crocuses in nursery school. And hear the terms perennial and annual from moms who come in and help. Like my mom.

I first heard the line, "There'll be crocuses to bring to school tomorrow," in fall of my sophomore college year. I realized then that Joni was a genius. Sure, I had heard "clouds got in my way" (yeah, tell me about that), and it was a nice song that wasn't so much on my radar because I was generally obsessed with Gemini, Apollo, Gone Like a Cool Breeze, When the Music's Over, and - in 1971 - the Brahms Horn Trio. I'll talk more about Brahms later, but when I heard Joni sing "crocuses" and the whole song, I knew that this woman had been hurting really bad. I basically got the idea, but her genius bowled me over with its ability to transport me, in about six words, back to nursery school; then feel a mother's heartache. And more.

There's a Tuber video of Joni, Mary Travers, and Cass Elliot singing Shall Be Released. I haven't watched it in years. I don't need to feel heartache at the moment. Or any more of it. I'll continue this............

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Sing Sing Along With Mitch

November 6, 2020: I talked only a little bit about Mitch McConnell in my Bulloney blog. And only three small mentions up the page. I said that procedural maneuvering is all well and good and important as far as it goes, but Mitch needed some real skin in the game. Like creating a Midwest Congressional Center in Kansas, so as to reduce travel, various risks, and remoteness from Midwest constituencies for Midwestern Congress people (read about it up the page).

Of course all my ideas are pie in the sky stuff because people like Mitch are entrenched D.C. company men and women. I'll tell you a little secret, which maybe you could have guessed: I wasn't enthusiastic about the prospect of Mitch getting term N+1, N some large integer unknown to me that I could look up but don't. Sure I know, but I'd like to forget. This has nothing to do with his opponent. Mitch is emblematic of the Dues Process problem but on the Congressional side. The legal monopoly is entrenched in Congress and in the Executive almost as much as in the courts. It's the "write your own ticket where the sky's the limit;" i.e. "reasonable attorney fees," the phrase that must be eliminated from statute - for starters.

Mitch apparently was a judge, too, which isn't necessarily bad. Louie Gohmert was a judge, and he's dynamite every time I've head him. Even though I suspect I'd disagree (or would have) with George Mitchell (of Maine) on a large majority of things, he had been a federal judge for a while and was very memorable when he lectured Oliver North on disagreement and patriotism.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c3945588/user-clip-sen-mitchell-patriotism-disagreement-government-policies "Please remember that others share that devotion, and recognize that it is possible for an American to disagree with you on aid to the contras and still love God and still love this country just as much as you do." (I'm just copying the transcript on that page, but that's also how I remember the line.)

BTW, my view on Oliver North has improved a lot over the decades. Although I have't looked at him in the kind of detail I'd need to to say anything here. According to the transcript at that link (my Chromium browser isn't playing the video), Mitchell also said: "The rule of law is critical in our society. It's the great equalizer, because in America everybody is equal before the law."

Sounds real good, but the rule of law is a fiction. Certainly today it is. This is my main point here, of course. So long as there's the Dues Process legal monopoly, the rule of law will be a fiction. (And the 1983 Feldman case was instrumental in the Dues Process cancer metastasizing in the States.) Our system (and any system that reposes ultimate power in Mr. Peebles - formerly known as We the People, the old saw that gets uncomfortably ungrammatical, so I updated it) was not meant to support an oligopoly - a concentration of power into relatively few people, the lawyers.

Back to Sing-Sing Mitch.......... First, I'll say that the truly unfair things about Mitch (his look and sound) that stupid talk radio people make fun of with strained-to-lousy voice impressions (know anybody, Sean H? ... not that I've heard you or any of the radio bunch in a long time) are actually good qualities in a Senator. It removes the pretty boy/girl preening-factor-going for higher office. Romney, in a word. Revulsion in an equivalent word. Mitch also survived polio and apparently recovered, at least partially, from leg paralysis, according to the Wiki. Polio was a big deal in my family. (I'm now an "incomplete quadriplegic" from my plane crash.) In those respects, Mitch has a lot going for him as a Senator, in my view. In some other respects, nope.

One thing that Mitch really hit me wrong with was when he shut down Lizallele, the Mass. Senator, from speaking on the Senate floor. Whatever the Senate Rule # was. Now, about Lizallel, I don't agree with her, and I don't like her. And I don't know how Mass. can elect her when they elected Paul Tsongas (a lone voice way back on insolvency and in my pantheon next to Ron Paul), but there are stranger things under the sun. And I don't used the word, "cracked," very often to describe someone whose point of view is extragalactic in an alien sense - because I'm sure that if there comes a time when I start getting any real attention from the D.C.N.Y crowd, that the "wing nut," "screw loose" stuff will be thrown my way all the time. But Lizallel is cracked.

When she said we needed a "Trans" whatever it was (Education Secy?) to be approved by Trans grade schoolers, that was from Andromeda. And make no mistake, I basically like Andromeda, but that statement was from a dim-star group in Andromeda. Nonetheless, Mitch should NOT have shut Liz up when she was reading what Coretta Scott King said about Jeff Sessions. That was debate, Mitch. You don't shut down debate for that, Mitch. Rewrite that frickin' Rule, Mitch. Make it very specific. I agree that there can be some words and images that should be off limits on the Senate floor, but I don't think Liz was anywhere near those.

Liz wasn't rappin with Ho and N---ah revulsions that try to pass for "artistic expression" (and don't tell me that that garbage or a cross in a pee bucket are anything but garbage). Liz was doing exactly what a Senator should do: representation by criticism. Again, there probably isn't much I agree on with Lizallel, but if Ms. King's letter was too harsh for you (I've only skimmed it, but it appears to be mainline criticism) Mitch, than open a cotton candy store.

And I repeat: I'm more conservative than all the Foxsters and their panty hose rolled into one; I am not correspondingly more liberal, but I'm quite liberal in fundamental ways. One is on Am1. You can search for Am1 up the page. What Liz read was mainline. Anyone who voted to rebuke her is on my to-do list.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The Twerp-a-Squire Chonicles

November 7, 2020: I've been in a battle royal with a Twerp-a-Squire, i.e. a Twerp Esq. You can search up the page. I may well lose. They have the home field advantage because the Dues Process legal monopoly always does. I've quoted this guy once. I've mentioned that he was a philosophy undergrad and got an MS in religion. That's what I found from a quick search. I think I'm going to chronicle the battle here. There are reasons this chronicling could be dangerous, but I think the risk is acceptable. I mentioned that this parallel chronicle approach allows me to write parallel commentary. Like, "This guy's full of bulloney because of such and such," instead of putting encrypted messages in 1 point type in my legal briefs.

He has big name undergrad and thinks he's big stuff, the way most lawyers do, regardless of big or no-name. (As someone I admired greatly once said: "Yeah, they all think life begins at law school." Law school, steroidal welfare for the middlin'.) He's definitely a dope on some fundamental things - like basic reasoning - and at this time I won't speculate here on his wattage otherwise; but I don't think it's straining the grid. Like all know-nothing lawyers, he's really into style, which is why this stuff needs Judge Puty - a computational, objective component.

Rhetoric, or its poor facsimile, has no place in objectivity. The Twerp-a-Squire likes to put the em dash (the real long one) right up against the adjoining words, which is a "legal opinion style" that is used often enough; and often enough in contemporary publications. This is "I'm gonna show you" style. In your face. Read it and see what I mean. Style manuals say that this crowded, non-spaced way is standard and that the spacey, easy on the eyes way is the "outlier." Says who? "Rhetoricians" and their pretenders who bulldoze rather than lay out the logic. And no, I'm not making too much of this "style."

Rhetoric is the bane of evolution. Logic is evolution's toolbox. The crowded em dash fits to this 40 year twerp and others who need to bulldoze their way through an "argument." Logic is laid out in short packets with spaces for clarity. It truly "speaks for itself." The Twerp "thinks" in bunched-up, in-your-face "form." To overload and scare you. This is the lawyer's way. He tries to offset light substance with form. I've seen this plenty now. Don't fall for it. Don't be a sucker. The bunched, no-space em dash is the Twerp-a-Squire's especially-bold hallmark. Other lawyers less so. Nevertheless, this and other rhetorical baloney does succeed with judges. Not so with a computer, which is my fundamental point here.

I'm also going to speculate that this guy's an only child; I think from a California suburban home, as an aside. I was (am) the younger brother. By 8 1/2 years. You remember when Kevin was getting his head dunked by Wayne in (or close to) the porcelain pot? That was me, sometime between 4th and 6th grades, I'm pretty sure. Wayne wasn't big enough; that was phony. A brother only a couple of years older isn't big enough. Not for the vertical dunk. An 8 1/2 year older brother is fully able. I didn't get actually dunked, but it was close. The bowl was empty of its regularly-intended contents, but you don't have to be a trained microbiologist to know what we all know. This makes an impression for a lifetime. I don't think Twerp-a-Squires result from dunks.

Dunks are at the mercy of overwhelming forces...forcing you upside down into the porcelain pot. I also know the feeling of the aircraft suddenly pitching nose down in an "uncontrolled dive" and seeing the attitude indicator hard down. At night. Ice on the wings. Mountains 1500 feet below. The ultimate dunk. Twerp-a-Squires with their law-school buds in robes don't know dunks. Stay tuned.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Dora The Exploratory Committee

November 8, 2020: In addition to running against Amy in 2024, I've started an exploratory committee to run against Mitch McConnell in the 2026 Republican primary. Don't for a minute think that Mitch will definitely not run again. Mitch was there, back when the federal courts improvement act of 1996 was passed by unanimous consent. I intend to hold Mitch to that vote and make him a helicopter parent for that legislation. You can search up the page on "helicopter."

Dora is on my exploratory committee. I mentioned in one of my Bulloney blog entries that Dora's voice was calibrated to drive middle-aged American males bonkers - not in a good way. Nonetheless, I want her advice, and I've taken precautions with special headphones that frequency-translate her voice out of the danger zone.

Dora is very good at analyzing situations with hidden dangers, especially in jungles, and this is useful generally but especially in politics. She is also resourceful at escaping from descending spike-filled stone ceilings - the Indiana Jone sort of thing, but he was just a fictional character. I mentioned that my daughter and I saw the Dora movie back in the pre-Covid epoch. It was very cute. I started to write here something about blondes vs. brunettes and darker (blondes have been overrepresented in my past, as a proportion of the population), but since I'm running in Minnesota, I decided to scrub the comment. It's very complimentary, basically. It's a generalization based on the "have more fun" thing from the 60s. But my focus now accentuates brunettes and darker. I'm sure all the Minnesota Norwegian blonds are crying into their pillows now - and so many others, too.

There's an interview with Linda Ronstadt on Tuber. It's titled 1970s interview talks about The Eagles. There was a comment below a Linda video, singing on the Glen Campbell show. It said, Linda is why brunettes will always rule...or something to that effect. That's an exaggeration, of course, but it got me thinking about my own history when I read it last year. I think the British interviewer is the same guy on the Old Whistle Stop show. But it's very hard for people generally to distinguish among voices within a particular foreign accent. At timecode 8:50, Linda does a Samantha Well (search up the page for Samantha and Endora). Right before that, Linda makes a quip about her life in shambles; and she adds that her life is always in shambles but more so than usual. (This is the sort of thing I frequently toss-in, and I immediately noted it from Linda.) Self-deprecation in someone with Linda's talent, etc. is so disarming and terrific. And no, I'm not likening myself to her talent, etc.

Linda and I would probably not see eye-to-eye on many political things, but I suspect I could bring her around - assuming she hasn't lost that element of self-deprecation.

I'm going to write a letter soon to a law school dean. I actually have some credits (from the drama department) from the university that includes this law school. I learned some things there that I believe saved my life in the cold after my plane crash. I doubt that these things will be considered by this law school dean, but anything's possible - basically.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Alito J. is No Conservative

November 12, 2020: And neither is the Federalist Society, as I have made clear. Conservatives don't tolerate royalty, oligarchies, and monopolies. When that "society" actively advocates and takes concrete steps for the elimination of the Dues Process legal monopoly (and certification of Judge Puty's Totoware), they will then become actual conservatives. Until then, they are chumps with nothing but self-serving rhetoric.

Alito apparently gave a video speech to the Federalist Society. I have mentioned that organization with respect to the mathematically-challenged so-called "economist" Easterbrook. I will be writing them a letter soon and suggesting that I speak to them - video is fine. In fact, I may just make a video and send it and post it. Naturally they're very concerned about the crazy cripple pissing on himself in his little corner of the internet. (BTW, when they removed the Foley from me, I was a geyser. I thought that proved all I needed to prove, but no dice. (Remember what I said about my silence on stupid puns.) I still needed to pass the urge for going (sorry Joni) and have two bladder ultrasounds to prove it.) Nevertheless, I'll be making an oceanic puddle in my little corner until I get a response from these "Federalist" jokers. As I've said, they wouldn't dare. I will make them sliced and diced toast fed to the fish down low, to mix a few metaphors.

I haven't yet read or watched Alito's speech ("railing" "ranting" etc. as described by any of the surfeit of phony-liberal-read-guilt-apologist mainly-DCNY media outlets), but I'm essentially on the same page as Alito; however, I am an actual conservative. And again, I'm not quite so strongly liberal (per 60s early 70s), but I'm very liberal; and I'll add to my previous specificity soon. (See Dues Process II and III in my Bulloney blog; or click on Scarecrow at the top of the page.)

As for Libertarians...sure, I'm with you in the basic and very important sense of it, but what I don't think you realize is your actual dependency on certain actual efficiencies of government where economies of scale occasionally do operate and achieve a beneficial outcome. [I need to insert that this still holds true under a gold standard, a Bretton Woods gold exchange standard and - when it gets lucky - a Sir Prints-a-Lot Greenspan "standard," where any and every thing's a potential infinite-money experiment. I'll do my airplane weight and balance calculation under the gold standard, a few days from now.] Yes, you heard me. There are a few areas (not many) in which the government is actually able to accomplish things that cannot be done otherwise. And you do get more out of it than Tang, though you probably don't know it. And as I wrote in Dues Process III , all you so-called "free marketeers" yelping about "free market capitalism" (whatever, exactly, the tenorish Kudlow means - in contrast with our actual highly-managed markets) would be howling in pain in a truly free market. Truly free markets are brutal, and you wouldn't like them one bit. Sorry to be so cryptic, except for that last sentence, but the next four years are going to be very difficult.

However, Alito should be impeached and removed. (This has nothing to do with a conservative majority, etc.) As should any judge (or phony "judge" like Hennepin Burke) who gets excessively publicly political. (Ginsburg J. should have been impeached and removed for her blatant political yapping ; and Burke's crimes were far greater than simply his political spouting.) Gorsuch J. saying Merry Christmas to the Foxsters was nothing, and his "elucidating" that "originalism" means the original ideas of the Foundry was nothing (though, as I've said, I have a problem with Gorsuch J.'s snarkiness.) The point is that judges can write anything they want in opinions. They should make their speeches there alone.

The judges' code of conduct and so-called “canons” - which are meant to sound liturgical so as to give it all an air of solemnity, but it's all phony baloney - are very clear about judges and politicization. You don't do it, and certainly not to the extent Alito J. apparently did. After I watch his video, I may change my mind, but I'd guess I won't.

This is why we need Judge Puty. There are very clear patterns in how cases are wrongly decided and/or ignored, and Totoware can fix the mess by Congress/legislatures doing some helicopter parenting of their statutes. And not just wrongly decided, as in a mistake. The Dues Process pervades the courts and corrupts everything. This can change, and my second life (or at least the majority of it now) is devoted to getting rid of these phony judge-jokers and their coterie of lawyers and their Dues Process. It wouldn't have been my first choice for a second life, that's for sure. But when your first life is draining from you in the cold, and your prayers are answered by distant search lights arriving with their heavenly, rescuing light...you take what you're given. You listening, Amy, Tina, and Mitch?

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Pension DENIED.

November 15, 2020: And the penalties include, but are not limited to: "Yip yip yip get a real job." Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up; In the morning when the KJF applied? KJF is the Kennedy J. Function. This is not the same as JFK. KJF is applied in Totoware to determine if a judge gives a reason for a decision. It makes a simple text parsing and analysis. KJF looks for the word, "because" and variants, including cuz and cus. Spelling, grammar, syntax don't matter; "the reason is because" is just fine, so long as it's followed by an actual reason. Totoware can account for, "reason is that," but judges are encouraged to use, "because" cuz it's the magic word. "The reason is because I say so," is not an actual reason and is flagged for substance as well as for grammar and syntax. Totoware sends that directly to the Impeachment Committee.

Further down the line is the "pension DENIED" committee. That committee should be a different and independent committee from the other committees - each independent of all the others. True independence (that is actual, true, verifiable, not-phony independence, with some mathematical tests to enhance confidence) goes a long way towards "ensuring" (as much as it can be ensured) that the judge has been afforded an independent review of the record and application of the law before his or her pension is DENIED. And then if he wanted to go "practice law," he would have to compete, without the Dues Process monopoly, against paralegal types on Craigslist, who know the law hands down better than many judges. Those Craigslisters can read - for starters.

Wouldn't it be nice? George Floyd's daughter would have her daddy now with such independence. Your life would be much nicer, especially in "Minnesota nice" (and it is indeed nicer, on average, than many other places), with such independence.

I know I haven't gotten beyond Totoware's alpha release (search up the page), but I've had a lot on my plate. The Beach Boys released Wouldn't It Be Nice on July 18, 1966 according to the Incontrovertible Wiki Truth. Here I was in July 1966.

Though you wouldn't know if from this pic, I was actually a fun loving and goofy kid -- heavily into science, fishing [I think I was fishing here, which explains my seriousness], HO race cars, car models held together with Testors glue, other stuff like that. Kennedy J. was lawyer in Sacramento and about 30. The uncontrollable hair (on my head, not Kennedy J.'s, though I don't know what his hair was like in 1966) was the same meta-random process that it is now, though the follicular density per square cm of scalp is now, as you might guess, far less. I don't know if "meta-random" is an actual term or, if so, one that is applied to a random process. I could look it up and find the correct term, if necessary, but I don't have time right now.

A random process gives you random numbers as time hurries on. If you use a spectrometer to measure the color of a leaf turning from green to brown before it withers in the wind - and you do it over and over for many leaves - you can write numbers down and infer leaf statistics over time for that tree. If you do it over many trees, you will get more statistics. Those numbers describe random processes in leaves turning from green brown. If your sample space of trees gets into a lot of conifers, you have a non-ergodic situation. A different mode. Your random process had gotten "stuck" in a different mode.

I first ran into that term - ergodic - in my mid-20's . It was at an engineering company. One of the people I met on my first day was Ron. I don't mention many last names, but I'll mention Ron Bruno. He died a few years ago - actually four years ago, I see. Too young. Cancer. When my friend told me that, two years ago, I felt especially sad. I didn't know Ron was 10 years older than I - a few years, okay, but it didn't seem like 10. We weren't great friends in the pal-ling around sense, but we had really good chats. He had come from the Southern Illinois U. physics department, as a professor. We were introduced on my first day, and later that day, he was kneeling down and looking at the books on my shelf when I came into my office. He knew I had a physics background, and he said just liked to see what books I had. I said sure, and I mentioned that Lorrain and Corson - and especially Reif for Stat. Mech. - were my favorites.

Frederick Reif was born in Vienna, Austria, apparently, I'm reading. Fantastic text. He went at 92. Ron at 69. I really understood Statistical Mechanics (and thermodynamics, well enough) after that class - for an undergrad. Things get more complicated. They always do. And physics profs at the Mythical Midwestern College were fantastic, too. (Well, 6 of 7, and the 7th was good, by and large, but a pill.) Ron was so friendly and knew exactly what I was saying about the books - with his slightly raspy, slightly New York accent, as I told him about specific things in Reif that stuck with me. Leaves that are green .... (Continued shortly; have to deal with a truck.)

I'm back from truck dealings. So back in my mid-20's, I had concluded that a non-ergodic random process gets "stuck" in a mode. Markets are not ergodic. You can have success "predicting" a market - or you think you are having success - and then it switches modes. Elections are rather obvious events to look at for a switch in market mode.

At Mythical Magnate U., I went to the first class in Information Theory. I knew I probably wasn't going to take it - not because I wasn't interested in it, but because it wasn't really relevant to my research. Actually, it was hardly relevant at all, but I wanted to hear the first lecture. I didn't know who Tom Cover was, but when he said, "An ergodic system doesn't get stuck," his head tilted and his mouth made a funny shape and his arms went out to his side like a scarecrow's. He was stuck in a position like a scarecrow. Of course I immediately liked this guy. I didn't take the class, but I stopped by his office a number of times for questions and discussion. I did that with quite a few profs, in addition to Gordon, of course - my advisor.

Hardsci profs are friendly. If they weren't, students wouldn't want to work for them, of course, but it's more than that. They are very often right, but they know how to be wrong and say something like, "That's why I hire bright grad students;" or "Do you want to work with me in Antartica?" I said it sounded fascinating, but I had trouble dealing with winds off Lake Erie, so I'd need to think about it. At the time, I wasn't thinking about freezing rain blasting my face for 3 hours with the life draining from me. Tom Cover gone at 73. Gordon at 89. George Floyd at 46. Leaves that are green.... Somehow I'm still here.

I wrote an email today to the Hennepin County prosecutor, Mike Freeman. It began: "I am reporting a so-called “white collar crime,” which of course is every bit a crime, by Minnesota lawyers and their associated administrators. It remains to be seen whether you will “exercise your prosecutorial discretion” and do something about this. I wish I could say I’m holding my breath."

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Arecibo is Doomed

November 16, 2020: I'm cheating only a little bit by backdating this a little. A Sept. 10 article on the SkyandTelescope site said that "another cable had snapped." I was pretty sure that was really bad news. It's like the Federal Reserve and Congress trying to "stabilize" (as it were) a behemoth economy with just a few cables. It used to be - on the surface - just buying and selling short term paper to manipulate those few rates. Basically one cable. There were undoubtedly other, hidden cables. (Oh wait! So you're another wacko conspiracy theorist, eh?) And then the announced QE, quantitative easing, cables for longer term rates with some ungodly, unknown amount of electronic money created. And then the $1200 check cable. And then........

Even the QE2, the ship, had two props and were replaced with variable pitch props for better "gearing" as they cut the water...just like a variable pitch prop on an airplane. It doesn't say in my searches, but I'd guess that some sharp QE2 turns were made by unbalancing the thrust. In other words, you can't steer a behemoth economy with just one adjustable parameter - assuming you can steer it at all. There are many more invisible hands than the one proverbial one.

My first Sky and Telescope mag came, when I started my subscription, in April 1972. I remember this Arecibo cover because I read and reread that mag about a hundred times, especially the ads.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Rougher Justice

November 18, 2020: I've mentioned, up the page, the rougher justice of the free market in "legal services," which should arrive at some point after Judge Puty starts holding court. I say, "should arrive," because artificial* monopolies (e.g. the Dues Process legal monopoly) will very likely fail so long as certain fundamental freedoms are in place: (1) truly free markets (antithetical to monopolies, by definition); (2) freedom of speech (a subset of free markets); (3) freedom of firepower ("bear arms," another subset; and bare arms, halter tops, and gym shorts at a Midwestern college in springtime are essential freedoms, as well); (4) freedom of your body, your home, and your stuff from seizure without probable cause (4th Amendment, and there's one coming down the pike from me on this; stay tuned) and also freedom of your stuff from seizure through excessive fines (8th Amendment).

Technology is the means by which the artificial monopolies fail. I've decided to try out one-sentence paragraphs. Almost.

*Natural (not artificial) monopolies are a different story; they arise from a truly free market, which is a brutal market where participants are free to monopolize; and also free to form an anti-monopoly "coalition," which, as a practical matter, is an anti-monopoly monopoly - because people aren't good at choosing among three or more things. Paper or plastic. Dem. or Rep. Monopolist or Anti-monopolist. Things coalesce into two teams.

The anti-monopoly "monopolizes" the diverse anti-monopoly sentiments. God help me, I'm starting to sound like "social science" type. And yeah, I know...I'm the "wingnut" - the crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet. And the polysic-JD's are the "fine legal minds" - the "geniuses" who can't figure out a word problem for 8th grade algebra. But they have brought to you institutionalized corruption and George Floyd's death.

Am4 and Am8 are a subset of a more abstract view of free markets: that you and your stuff should be able to occupy whatever space and time you want (a State Vector, to use quantum physics formalism, which simply means, in this context, "where you be, son, and when") so long as you keep your State Vector out of the Vectors of others.

State Vectors exist in the free market (of Hilbert space) and move around ("evolve") according to the Schrodinger equation. They interact with other State Vectors, without anti-trust restrictions or "circuit breakers on the Dow;" or with the Dow Masters throwing out the poor-performer and adding a better-performer, with tax-advantaged money directed to investing in that "free market" index that is preferentially sent higher. So, you see, it's hardly free. Truly free markets are brutal, and you wouldn't like them one bit, as I've said.

I'm making straight observations. I've benefited from monopolies (and have also been hurt very badly by the Dues Process legal monopoly, and to some limited extent also benefitted from it), and you can't escape monopolies in the US or anywhere. Unless you hide in a jungle or some other remote place. As I've noted, the US and everyone in it benefits from the slavery-export trade to China. (See Dues Process II and III in my Bulloney blog; or click on Scarecrow at the top of the page.) So when a "bleeding heart liberal" (I've been there, and there's a highly-tempered aspect of that still in me) starts lecturing you on "moral imperatives" and such, just point to any electronic device in his or her expert-textpert walrus flippers and the involuntary-organ-donation marking on the box.

I think China (and its little pit bull, the Lipoplasm north of Seoul) will be a very big problem for the US beginning sometime in the next four years. All you Trump-haters should keep that in mind, but you won't; I believe you don't understand the North Korea threat and Trump's actual success in dealing with it. The Lipoplasm is such a large threat, that merely staving off catastrophe is significant success. My neuropathic pain in my foot (thank God it's not constant anymore) is my reminder of the Lipoplasm threat - via Otto, may that poor kid's soul rest in peace.

In the Am4 (secure in your person) aspect of the State Vector formalism, that security is very broad. When the State Vector of your person is Walkin' all around the town (just by itself, without your cat name Dog), your State Vector should be very secure, provided it is not coincident with another person's State Vector. As a practical matter, this is very doable; has a high probability of separation of State Vectors; or complementarily, a low probability of overlapping State Vectors. (I'm really not making this more complicated than necessary under the circumstances; I do have a point, and it will be made explicitly in Totoware.)

As for the issue of being "secure in your papers" - papers whose State Vector is coincident with your body's State Vector (papers on your person), that security is also very broad. In other words, when my "papers" are on my body, you need probable cause to search for them and take them. What about in my impounded car, after I had been arrested, from which the garbage cop or her associate let my daughter's mom remove something? (It wasn't a big deal in specific sense of my daughter's clothing, but it was definitely a 4th amendment violation.) State Vectors are a mathematical (objective) way of setting up the problem and programming it in Totoware. When you read some of the gibberish (which I'll show you later) that passes for "argument," you'll understand why mathematics is the only way to get the abomination under control and "hold the independent judiciary to account," as Kennedy J. wrote.

The goal here is for Congress to get off the dime and see that the laws are actually enforced by the courts and law enforcement; and actually hold them to account.

Sure State Vectors are enormous overkill. Regular people can understand perfectly what is an arrest, etc. in plain language. But the idiot judges (and the idiot/bad cops who are bailed out by judges) force us (i.e. Mr. Peebles and Congress) into a formally-mathematical and computational (objective) method for an "act of Congress." This is Congress - Mr. Peebles' big Magilla - telling the phony judges (and those phony state judges, like Burke, who would be told by the MN legislature) that you are NOT going to use your "discretion" to do whatever the heck you want. You are not royalty, not dictators, and you have forfeited your independence. It requires math. Burke removed any doubt about that.

I will be directly giving this idiotic, inflated, child-phony Burke some of what he deserves, soon enough.

So instead of a fancy gothic-style typeface headlining an Act of Congress, we'll have some Phi, Psi, bra-ket notation (quantum style), and then the Totoware code. So if there's disagreement about whether my daughter's unicorn jammies that I bought her (to pick a random example) were inside my impounded car, we reduce the problem to State Vector space-time coordinates. And the judge can no longer just ignore what he doesn't like. Because now there are objective numbers entered into the Judge Puty app that rules that a 4th Amendment violation occurred. And if the judge ignores this, it's pension DENIED - eventually, we can hope.

It's a profound tragedy that George Floyd (and others) had to die in order to get this going. But somebody had to do it, and that's what I'm doing here. I strongly encourage the lawyers and judges and professors and Federalist Society types to debate me. I relish the idea of an open debate. You won't stand a chance. Eventually I will have written everything here, and it will be debate by numbers...kind of like jokes by numbers, as the old joke went. I'll just refer you to a dated entry.

And remember, you Fed Soc types, I'm far more conservative than you could ever hope to be. I am extremely skeptical of monopolies (and those lawyers who don't know me, should watch out on that one). And as supposed conservatives, the FedSoc's should be skeptical, too. So, you should be onboard with eliminating the Dues Process legal monopoly. Will you? No.

The Federalist Society - members of the Dues Process, the most egregious monopoly, even more so than central banks (our central bank actually gives some info about its "open market" operations) - is hardly conservative. Theirs is garden-variety Orwellian "conservatism:" government (monopolistic) intervention is bad, but our Dues Process monopoly is okay. That is: "some monopolies are better than others," wrote the Animal Farm pigs - in case the allusion isn't clear enough by my heavy hand.

What "reglur-folk" (Dems especially) don't understand is that - over the very long term - you will be MUCH better off with a truly free market (especially in legal services and with something approaching true objectivity) than with the Obama Phone II solution that Biden will undoubtedly come up with - for everything. Just print money.

The problem is whether the very long term will be beaten out by China's putting the squeeze on us. In other words, how soon and how quickly will slavery end in China? I don't know, but I think more quickly than we will be able to stand, as we suddenly become unable to export slavery. China holds the cards - the slavery cards. I don't think we will be able to adjust to the shock of non-exportable slavery when it hits. Sorry, I'm not optimistic that we will be able to be slave masters forever.

If your goal is to "stick it to the rich" (and that is not my goal; remember Dark Shadows' Collinwood, up the page; I don't care how many square feet of toilet bowl your house has - and it's not easy to calculate the area of a toilet bowl surface especially including the hole, empty even; it's not spherical; remember, as the little brother, I had a bird's eye view of it), then you want a brutal, truly free market. The rich will do "worse" than "reglur folk," but they will already have that plane ticket to Zurich in their back pocket, so they'll be okay. So if your goal is to see Buffet eating at McDonald's because he really has to, it's doubtful that will happen anyway; so find a hobby other than gratuitously attacking "the rich." (And by the way, the Coasts will do worse than the Midwest because the Coasts have been leveraged higher.)

Read this article (https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/warren-buffett-hank-paulson-financial-crisis-stimulus-saved-us-economy-2020-10-1029667870) where Buffet called up his bud the Treasury Secretary. (It also has a link to Buffet at McD's.) Buffet bets on America and inflation, not necessarily in that order. I'm not diss-ing Buffet; I'm just pointing out that the harder the asset, the more it benefits from money creation. It's an old story. But the money creation must keep pace with things like mass psychology and revolutions. Not too much money and not too little. I promised you my weight and balance calculation for an airliner as a function of the price of gold under a straight gold standard, but I'm overdue on that and many other things. I'll get to it asap.

Okay, back to the Bill of Rights. So, when it comes to your other Am4 "effects" - not your home and papers in your home or on your person (e.g. if one of your "effects" is your cat - and in reality - a Bengal tiger named Dog that you're walkin' around) - your "security in that effect" will not be so broad. In case you're wondering when I fell completely off my rocker, GoogleSearch: Walkin' My Cat Named Dog - Norma Tanega (1966), and that will clue you in to you part of the "nonsense" here.

In State Vector terms, the position, time, and extent of the (decaying-exponential) tails of the State Vector determine how much security you have in that "effect;" that's to say, how much of a threat is your Bengal Tiger to passers-by as you walk it around the town? In other words, if you mind your own business and are not a threat to anyone, in theory you should be extremely secure.

Again, why am I making all this basic stuff "unnecessarily complicated" (crapped up) with quantum mechanics and State Vectors? Because judges, who couldn't pass an 8th grade math quiz, simply say, "I believe this is frivolous," as did the phony judge, Burke; and the MN Court of Appeals said, incredibly, that that is not an abuse of discretion. Oh yes it is - by definition - an abuse of discretion.

This is why discretion must be, essentially, eliminated. Certainly in courts. It is abused all the time. The Judge Puty alternative - which the phony judges have forced us into - is a formally-mathematical, programmed determination of what is now left to discretion (the so-called "sound discretion") of the trial court - which is garbage. Such programming is, for example, how child support is calculated in California (and perhaps other) courts. The numbers are input into the program and out pops the support number. There is no discretion - at least in that particular aspect.

So, you can enter, as a first step, the space and time coordinates of the relevant State Vectors into a Judge Puty computer running Totoware; and then the other Am4 factors. And out pops the Fourth Amendment, probable cause analysis. And the same goes for things like long-arm jurisdiction, "frivolousness" determinations, Rooker-Feldman bar, Cohen collateral determination, "harmless error" analysis, necessary vs. "indispensable" parties, and...I'll leave a placeholder for others that I'll remember soon.

Congress can and should replace the lawyers' verbal bulltwaddle with simple questions from Judge Puty, whose answers are inputs to Judge Puty. For example, with long-arm jurisdiction: is this a contract or a tort case? Are you listening, California? FedSoc? This stuff is a piece of cake for hardsci types (and anyone who diagnoses real-world problems in transportation - engines, man - communication, medicine), who must kowtow to logic and nature.

Formally - in quantum theory, if you want to have a biggie-phrase pissing contest with a physics type - it's the Correspondence Principle, which means your theory MUST agree with well established principles, which are well-established because they are confirmed by real world observations. "Who loves your contrapositive, baby?" ...as engineer Tele Savalas used to say (see above). You MUST address contradictions and cannot ignore them. Hardsci types don't kowtow to baloney "respectfully" judges with egos inflated commensurate with their rubberstamped "attorney fees." Things will be changing; you're better off debating now rather than later. But you won't dare.

Normally, such an analysis is simple. No State Vectors necessary, not by a long shot, where everyday, sane people have no problem determining whether a person has as a first consideration simply been arrested. But you'd be surprised how some lawyers and judges are unable to recognize even an arrest itself as an arrest and what an arrest means. This is why law schools can't attract physics types even though we blow away their metrics. The very reason we do blow away your metrics is why we can't stand you and you pretentious illogic.

Some profoundly-dense lawyers - as well as a non-lawyer I thought would know better and I have huge respect for - equate a "brief arrest" with a "brief detention." It's not, of course. A detention is where all your physical degrees of freedom (your accessible states) are still available to you: you can physically walk away. Your wrists are not bound by handcuffs; you are not in a cage, etc.

These ignorant people have not had handcuffs on them and have not been walked from behind into a cage in the back of a patrol car (with a small puddle of liquid already on the seat) - especially when it's a false arrest, and the bodycam video/audio show the cop's fabrications in her police report "narrative."

I have experienced those - in case you were wondering. I also experienced - in a two-week medical coma - a lifetime's worth of awful hallucinations - after I twice experienced my own "end," with ice suddenly covering the windscreen and then the AI hard down in a dive. I am, unfortunately, particularly well-suited to deal with the abominations of the court system and the politicians and commentators who come out of it - lawyers and judges. I repeat: I'm not intimidated by you in the least, and I will destroy you in a real debate, a public debate. Without the restrictions of the courtroom. Not only because this stuff is trivial (certainly to any hardsci type) and because you lawyers and judges are simply wrong. But also because once you get into a public debate with me, that opens the door further on this already-public issue. Ya know wha-I'm sayin' (in the vernacular)? If you don't, you will understand eventually.

State Vector formalism is a mathematical way (and therefore objective way) of setting-up and programming these now "discretionary" determinations. This "discretion" is the heart of the corrupt court system. It transfers to bad cops - those without the professionalism, judgment, and decency to know better. It killed George Floyd. You hear that, lawyers and judges? Look in the mirror to see who killed George Floyd.

Yes, of course State Vector formalism is big-time overkill of often a very simple analysis. But when the imbecilic lawyers and judges have so-corrupted the words of the Constitution, Congress and the legislatures - and even their own case law - subtlety takes a back seat. It is time, as Anthony Kennedy said, to hold their independence to account.

In the front seat is a very big and not-at-all subtle point - State Vector formalism programmed into Totoware - that these corrupt boors, with their phony Dear Alphonse talk will not be able to ignore. This will correct the farce and/or fraud of the lawyers and judges. Many of them are too stupid to "calculate" how to defraud, so they are merely farcical. But they do incalculable damage. And I'm going to show this soon with a real, live example. Me and my false arrest. Rough, Rougher, and Ruff justice - my dog named Magilla, the big one.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Letter to Vietnam

November 19, 2020: I first had Lemongrass Chicken in a Vietnamese restaurant in Alexandria VA sometime around 1982 or 83. About seven years prior, draft registration had ended just a few months before I had turned 18. I’m certain it was stir fried, and it was terrific. The Lemongrass Chicken, of course.

Subtle lemony flavor is great. When I was a kid and through high school, our family’s "special" restaurant was a Greek place and served Chicken Avgolemono soup, which has a subtle lemony flavor. Each time, my mom would relish the word, “Avgolemono,” when she said it; and then she said that she just loved the sound of that word - and the soup.

My mom was a one-worlder. A "good Democrat," she would say, who would mention that some community "had some Unitarian churches and good Democrats." It took years before I felt...I'll say, "repelled" but I won't say "revulsion" at hearing that, even coming from my mom. Sorry, Mom.

She would have enthusiastically voted for Tina and Amy. As I got older and started to figure out the guilt-driven hypocrisy of liberals - stemming from their quandary over how they can live such a good life compared with third-world countries, while they had precious little practical knowledge of the universe's workings, or skills with which to fix simple things that breakdown - I became more critical. Not too critical of my mom, at least not for some time. And how hard can you be on your mom, generally speaking? But she really was a true believer. Her heart really and truly did ache for others. No tokenism. Up the page here, I wrote: "Her work in life was to try to make people happy. I think she left her master's program in social work, early, at a Welsh-named college in the constellation of Philly. She wanted so much to go to Appalachia to help kids, she told me. That's what she did. She helped people and wanted them to be happy. I largely got into this mess by taking care of my mom. Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do."

I note, however, that she did literally wash my mouth out with soap once, when I was in 2nd grade, so she did know how to draw a line. And she was right.

I'm going to repeat - yet again - that we export slavery, mainly to China. So liberals should multiply their token liberal guilt by 1000x, at least, because they are on the M side of the slavery equation. It works out pretty well, doesn't it? And in the same blog entry (Dues Process II), I have a similar (but longer) note for "conservatives."

I have a hunch that the next four years are going to see some changes in China. As I've written (in the same Dues Process II), if the changes, away from China's slavery-importation, are more rapid than the US can deal with, it will be a very rude awakening here. I wrote: "The moral burn is that in order for the US to keep our transition manageable, China has to keep its slavery humming along, so there's not a discontinuous event." "Good luck," as it were, to smooth our transition from Master towards....one thing will be a "reduction" in the so-called "financial services industry." Tangible production would be the premium production - once again.

But for me, back then, "liberal" meant keeping your mind free and open; throwing out all assumptions, which is what the engineer must do at the test bench. This is a good and - more importantly - a necessary thing for technology, i.e. the undergirding of human progress. The new designation - among both liberals and conservatives - is "progressive," the new and transformed "liberalism," whose latest incarnation has been, simply, "anti-Trumper." In case you haven't been paying attention.

BTW, since my "combover" (or more accurately "brushover" because my hair could never be combed) gave me at least an extra 30 minutes of survival in the 18deg and" brutal icy wind" hitting me directly in the face (according to the rescue team), I'm tendering my qualifications to Biden-Sanders for Deputy Minister of Follicular Density and Placement. A progressive health care system should cover combovers whose follicular density and placement are calculated to account for latitude, typical windspeed and direction (and an individual's typical orientation to keep the combover from going the wrong way), relative humidity (such as coming off a Great Lake), and other factors that could affect survivability - not to mention keeping warm and not catching colds or plagues. Due to its latitude and Great Lakes location, I could advocate, with settled scientific support, for Universal Combovers for Minnesotans. These would beat Obama II phones by miles, let me tell you.

You see, my mom had a genuine soft-core heart, which is where I get, for example, my particular soft spot for the follicularly-challenged, even before I experienced my own losses. She toughened-up a little, on occasion, but hers was definitely the shoulder for people to cry on. She was the one-person "caring committee" at the Unitarian church. I saw her shoulder in action for others a few times. Part of it, I'm sure, was her having lost her parents within six months of each other when she was 26 or so. But now is not the time to go into that.

With respect to her one-world view, there are some black and white home movies, of which I can't find the VHS transfer (along with other memorabilia I can't find), taken by her Thai boyfriend, who was in military uniform, when my mom, I guess, took some movies of him, as well. If I could find the movies, I could tell you whether it was a US uniform.

Mario, Catherine's dad (search up the page), was born in Paris of Italian parents. You can read (up the page) more about Mario and his recollection of my mom, which Catherine sent me. One was: "He told me he danced so many times with her at the International House at the University of Philadelphia. He was happy to remember this good time." Mario was called by the US military when he was in Philadelphia and was sent to translate for Patton. He said he asked only one thing: that they "not send him to fight his countrymen," meaning Italy, even though he was born in Paris. He did not have French citizenship when he was born, though the year after he was born, the French changed the law on birthright citizenship, he said. It took him a long time to get his French citizenship.

He told me this in his living room, a year and a half ago. He also emergency-landed, on a beach, a military plane with a load of servicemen. I believe (and I'll confirm this with his kids) that he was also at the D-day landing. That was not the emergency-plane landing. I've wanted to get back to Paris to record what he told me - in English - while he still can. As I mentioned, there's a French video recording of him, done for a local Meudon community TV station, which his kids have. (I think I have my facts right on all this.) I may have to settle for that video, not that that would be bad, but his English recount was fascinating. He's now 97 or 98, and I hope I get that chance. The Covid situation is not looking good for that, however.

The next time I had Lemongrass Chicken, it was deep fried, which was a disappointment. I confess that I don’t know a whole lot more about Vietnamese culture, but I can say that I’ve never met a waitress in a Vietnamese restaurant who was anything but sweet and smiley and efficient; but all Asians are efficient. There are my "multicultural" vitals for the day. I suppose you will call me a racist or something basically equivalent now because of my "Asian" generalization. I am not always efficient, and I admire efficiency, generally speaking. Only up to a point.

My first 45 (that’s RPM) was Ballad of the Green Berets (flip side Letter from Vietnam). I got it at the Glen Echo Pharmacy for 70-some cents. The pharmacist was known as “Doc” and was a crotchety “old” guy who, after less than a minute from the time a group of two or more kids entered the store, would say, “if you kids aren't going to buy anything, then leave.” I was in there by myself several times, eyeing for a while the 45s (and perhaps given more leeway by Doc because I was alone and looking as if I might actually buy something) - positioned vertically in paper sleeves behind smooth white formica-like dividers. There were several rows of dividers, with the record labels facing you but out of reach of a kid.

For years, I was absolutely certain that I had bought Green Berets (ballad) when I was in 1st grade. Then on my first real job after college - working for a contract group on the Navy High Energy Laser project in Crystal City - I was talking with a couple of the physics PhD’s (who were fantastic fellows, out of Purdue); and they said that Green Berets was ’65. That would have made it 2nd or 3rd grade for me. Hearing this was an earthquake to the structures of my childhood memories.

Green Berets had been fixed in my mind as my first “record buy” and that was in 1st grade. This was the first indication of my alien abduction, which I’ve since determined, after much research, occurred sometime over that 1st to 3rd grade period. I’m sure that Uncle Martin was the abductor, so it really wasn’t so bad. I’ll tell you more about it later, but in a nutshell, after I had been removed to Mars, I was hoping for the installation of a levitation finger. Uncle Martin either didn’t get the message or got confused, and instead I got a three-degree-of-freedom pseudo-random handwriting implant. I had straight A's in 1st grade, but handwriting went immediately into the hole after that, courtesy of Uncle Martin's abduction, I'm convinced. Some other subjects sometimes went the hole later, about which Uncle Martin was not responsible.

In any event, regardless of when I first heard and bought Green Berets...for 1st to 3rd grade boys, the Green Berets were nothing short of gods. The word, among us boys, was that Green Berets were not only invincible fighting machines - who knew something called “Judo” (I don’t think we had heard of Karate yet) and could render anyone helpless in the wink of an eye with special “Judo moves” - but Green Berets were also "on our side" and were friends of kids and could build things and help you if you ever needed help. This was an incomprehensible combination to us kids. Maybe to adults too.

We kids understood enough about numbers and lyrics to figure out that only 3 of 100 who took the Green Beret test could pass it. They were America’s Best. They went around the world and pinned bad guys to the ground with Judo moves, and then they helped kids and their families build houses and other good things. This was the 1st-3rd grade American boys' (at least among my friends) view of the world in the early 60s.

I also had two identical black plastic submarine models - 571 Nautilus and 575 Seawolf, with different decals - that were just two plastic halves that snapped together. For some reason, my Seawolf was a darker black (possibly because it had seen less bathtub time) than my Nautilus (no jokes, ok?). I figured the Seawolf was a more powerful sub (also because it came after the Nautilus and had to be more advanced, though the plastic models were identical except for the decals). Now, people are going to accuse me of racism because I'm talking about shades of black and power, not to mention comparing Nautiluses. (It's of Greek derivation, so the plural is the same as hippopotamuses, okay?)

There was a lot of discussion among boys in first to third grades in the early 60s, concerning nuclear subs and invincible Green Berets, but in the end, what really mattered was that they were on our side; and we felt good about that.

I was in a private kindergarten (with Otis and Jodie and Lincoln) during the Cuban missile crisis. I didn't even know about it, and I don't think my K friends did either. It was only when I got to public school in 1st grade, that I heard about the drills when the kids "took cover" under their desks from nuclear attack. I think, even back then, I wondered how getting under a desk could mitigate the effects of such an attack. But a drill was a drill, I supposed, so you followed directions.

It would be completely out of place and obnoxious for someone my age to refer to "Nam." As I just mentioned, draft registration ended a few months before I turned 18. Also, as I mentioned further up the page, my number in the 1969 lottery - when I was in 6th grade or so - was in the last handful. My brother's was in the first several deciles. My brother was going to go to "Nam," it appeared. There was little chance he would go to college and get that deferral.

My brother has had many problems, including learning problems, but it wasn't clear at all that he would get a deferral. In the end, he had some out-of-spec offset at the knee - from the upper to lower leg, I think. There had been a lot of worry in our family. Our "relationship" - including many huge difficulties between brothers - was the root of the tortuous saga that led me to Minnesota's courts and ballot. But when I was in elementary school and he was 17 or so, we were Captain Dingdong and Lieutenant Imbecile (interchangeably) on our inflated rafts in Rehoboth Bay, Delaware. I could bounce off the shallow bottom, and with my super powerful legs thrust out of the water like the Seaview and topple him off his raft - sometimes.

From that same first real job after college, I was at party (one of many) at the house of a guy I worked with, and with whom I've been great friends until this day. He's the same age as my brother - eight or so years older than I. One guy at his parties, whom I talked with quite a bit, had been a helicopter pilot in Vietnam. We talked about, among other things, the helicopter debacle in the desert during what was apparently named Operation Eagle Claw to get to Tehran and the embassy.

He told me about the air "filters," which were really, as he described them, turbines that created a vortex that threw suspended debris outboard - out of the engine intake; and that the filters had been removed prior to Eagle Claw. This wasn't in the news, as far as I knew, and I was fascinated. He said power and range reduction from the vortex airflow were the trade for preventing sand from getting in the engine, which could shorten its life. At a time, it turned out, when you really couldn't afford a shortened engine-life. Like when flying from the Nimitz into Iran. Now, I'm just telling you what I remember hearing from him at the parties. He also told me I should be in special special forces. I listened and didn't tell him that he was too drunk. Maybe I'll tell you more another time.

Maybe this is all correct (or may it isn't) about the vortex air "filters," and some info online seems to agree with it. But this isn't my focus at the moment. I just thought it was neat to hear about this stuff from a helicopter pilot who had flown in "Nam," as he referred to it.

My friend (house of parties, friend) told me a few years ago, that this helicopter pilot (Mike, with the same last name as an NFL quarterback of the period) had killed himself. I asked my friend again, a few months ago, if I had gotten that right; and I had also thought that Mike had been in special forces. My friend told me that he knew he had been "a chopper pilot in Nam," but he didn't know whether he was special forces; and also wasn't sure if he had killed himself. Maybe I got it wrong. I had been shocked to hear of his death, though. A chopper pilot who had come back from "Nam." Someone else who is gone, but I'm still here after hitting the ground at 150mph.

I'm reading a transcript of a speech to the Federalist Society by a federal appeals court judge, https://fedsoc.org/commentary/publications/lawyers-at-war . It's about the disconnect - of lawyers and judges - from the military. (And I'm not saying, either, that former military make good judges.) It appears, from what I read, that this judge, himself, was not in the military. But it is an interesting speech (from what I've read so far) and seems to be a bit along the lines of what I've been saying: that lawyers and judges talk a tough game but are really spineless (nematode-ish in the extreme) creatures who abusively compensate for their inadequacies. I rather doubt that this judge would endorse my interpretation of his speech, but there you have it. The above describes Hennepin Burke to a tee.

This judge does not appear to be a member of the FedSoc, though it appears he was involved "in the nascent Federalist Society."

Back sometime in the late 70s, I think, there was one of those special "live" dramas on TV, where the video image was the same as a soap opera. It was about a Vietnam Vet returning home to his family. The final scene was a view of the outside of the home, with a trash can at the curb, containing a large garbage bag. The son, finally, had been put out with the garbage. The family couldn't take him anymore. There have been similar movies and such since, but I think that was the first of the kind.

I'm starting to make a review of the list of FedSoc members in the Wiki. It doesn't yet reveal much in the way of military service and, especially, nothing on the battlefield, I see. You understand, I'm sure, where I'm going with my hypothesis. I'm not yet making a definite point, but I'm researching a hypothesis. I've got that "method" built-in to me, ya know. The scientific one. More soon......

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Letter to Vietnam, Part 2

November 20, 2020: (continued) I've basically read all of the FedSoc speech of this NY federal appeals court judge, Dennis Jacobs. He is definitely "critical" of lawyers and judges (and for that I applaud him), but the bounds of that mob's self-criticism scale don't allow of any significant data points in an absolute sense. In other words, you'll be hard pressed to find a lawyer or judge who will give any real criticism to the mob worth quoting. This is owing to the Dues Process. No one - not even a judge, who can't be kicked out - will take any risks with the law-school-steroidal welfare for the middlin' class of polysci's etc. Nonetheless, I'll give what credit I can where it's due, and this fellow, Jacobs, deserves some definite high credit; but of course the insular Dues Process world prevents him from a true and very hard appraisal (and self-appraisal) of that world. He wrote:

"They are not like us. There is a well-grounded impression that the demographics and characteristics of people in the military differ from the make-up of people who form the legal elite. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates observed at Duke University that the 'propensity to serve is most pronounced in the South and the Mountain West, and in rural areas and small towns nationwide,' while 'the percentage of the force from the Northeast, the West Coast, and major cities continues to decline.' Thus the military is composed of southern and mountain types, or Gulf dwellers, while we are uni-coastal or bi-coastal; many of them are rural, while we are urbanites (albeit with country houses). ... And the military does not have our share of women, sociologists, gays, Volvo drivers, English majors (like me), persons with handicaps, the elderly (me again), and so on. And to be clear, I am an example of the uni-coastal urban legal elite: the little island I live on is Manhattan, I drive a European car, and I did not serve in the military."

Judge Jacobs basically put his finger on what I've been saying from the beginning when I wrote my little quasi-satirical "Candidate Statement" for the MN Sec. of State: "But farming is really tough. Trust me. But when diesel engines stalled on battlefields, farm boys got’em going." BTW, Sarak of Vulcan - my endorser, as noted in my Statement - was indeed Spock's mom. Somewhat similar to the Russian approach of adding an "a" at the end of the husband's name, Vulcans change an intermediate vowel to an "a" - Sarek to Sarak.

And also BTW, the one journalist and one blogger I read who commented on my Statement don't understand physics, physics-types, geeky "humor" and - concomitantly - hard analysis. Physics types live for contradictions and resolving them; that is, actually resolving them. Physics "humor" (rightfully in quotes) is largely about contradictions - things out of place, often sight gags and Monty Python stuff. There is no excuse for not confronting a contradiction when "the money is on the line" - and money includes "life" because you can't provide for yourself of your family without it, as a practical matter (so the distinction between civil and criminal matters with respect to money or confinement is, in large part, illusory). In short (to repeat) this is all about ending the so-called "unreasoned opinion," i.e. petition DENIED. The reason will be in the source code and printed out for the judges and parties to read. And judges must address it if they contradict it. This will be the end of the deliberate B.S. mystery of the Dues Process and of the contradictions; and the beginning of Rougher Justice.

Physics types know that contradictions cannot be written around or glossed over with rhetoric (or self-perceived "rhetoric"). They know that math demonstrates the problem and holds the solution; and a contradiction means the solution is WRONG. You can search up the page or in my Baloney blog or just online for Feynman and his inimitable statements and presentations, e.g. "It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong." This man - with his New York accent and shtick and ability to cut through the crap - was God's gift not only to physics but to so much more. Google-search feynman letter to wife arline.

I mentioned (up the page) that I met him once, and we chatted for no more than a minute. I didn't know who he was until over a year later. I was in a little room, with a piano, across the breezeway from the Ricketts dorm ("house"). I was playing (hacking my way through but pretty credibly, actually) Maiden and the Nightingale from the Goyescas Suite. I had heard Alicia de Larrocha play it at the MMC (Mythical Midwestern College) the year before. A man - didn't really seem like a professor but I didn't know - stuck his head in and listened. I stopped playing and said that I had been given the key to the piano room. With a pronounced-enough New York accent, he just said that the music was really romantic and he had to check it out. He came in the room, and I said it was "too romantic." I mentioned how I had heard Alicia play it and then, at the end of my freshman year, there was a girl — a senior and one of the many professional-caliber musicians around the MMC — playing it on the piano in the living room of my dorm. She was about to graduate and (no - no graduation present, unfortunately), and I told him that Goyescas was about romantic longing and regret for me. He said, basically, "I can definitely understand that." I figured out later that that was Feynman. His letter to Arline was still a secret.

Maybe I'll tell you more later about that girl - not much to tell, actually, so that's why I might tell you...though I will say that she insisted on getting my home address and phone number. A senior, incredible bod, heavenly pianist, and plenty pretty (certainly for me), and a southern accent that was fine with me, but......I was such a dork.

At any rate, I mentioned the contracep....I mean, contrapositive (up the page) with respect to lab rats, paramecia, and a 7th Circuit panel and its law clerks. Lawyers and judges ignore (or at best rationalize) the contradictory and catastrophic state of the courts with breezy bulloney such as, "Of course, neither the difficulty of the task nor any comparative lack of expertise can excuse the judge from exercising the "gatekeeper" duties that the Federal Rules of Evidence impose ... To the contrary, when law and science intersect, those duties often must be exercised with special care." (Google-search Joiner Sup. Ct. 1997.) It's bulloney because the "care" that judges (with great "lack of expertise") very often exercise (search Grewal up the page), is just about handing the case to his Dues Process pals. The courts are all about a great-sounding top line, but the bottom line for you and me is in the cesspool.

Why shouldn't law and science be one and the same and not merely "intersecting" at times? They must be one and the same. People live in the real world, which is described by scientific "laws," which are arrived at by logic; and REQUIRING the resolution of contradictions. Science and law do not intersect because lawyers and judges couldn't pass an 8th grade math quiz and their principal concern is the Dues Process money flow of the legal monopoly - their singular ticket to a monetary life otherwise out of reach. And also, their Dear Alphonse talk allows idiots to sound smart. Hennepin Burke is a prime example but with the addition that his extreme idiocy allows anyone to see through him, despite his Dear Alponse talk. In case you're not up to speed on this, the Dear Alphonse (search up the page) is the excessively-formal, pseudo-intellectual bulloney that the Dues Process legal mob uses to buffalo you into thinking they know what they're talking about. Burke is so deluded with it - and combined with his wholesale lack of understanding of basic legal principles - that his appalling bulloney bombs were simply too much of a golden opportunity to lob back at Hennepin.

What surprised me was that the MN Court of Appeal was just as bad. That's when I wrote to the MN Sup. Ct., last April 15, that Hennepin Burke - combined with the Court of Appeal's blessing of Burke's pure arbtrariness - was like a 3rd world "military regime." Six weeks later, George Floyd was dead with a boot on his neck. "I believe that has some significance for our problem," said Feynman to the Challenger Commission.

This is the exactly the problem: judges - and often those who write the laws - don't live in the real world of the contrapositive (nor does a federal 7th Circuit three-judge panel with its dozen or so clerks know what it means, search up the page) where contradictions must be resolved. So the courts are full of bulloney contradictions, and you and I bear the brunt of it. The lawyers just $kaching$, and the judges collect on the back end as mediators, aribtrators, and "special masters" - special indeed.

Or, on the other hand, they adopt (by judicial notice) scientific theories: "Indeed, theories that are so firmly established as to have attained the status of scientific law, such as the laws of thermodynamics, properly are subject to judicial notice under Federal Rule of Evidence 201." (Daubert 1993.) This is fine. In fact, it would be wonderful if the courts followed fundamental thermodynamic principles.........

One of the starting points in thermodynamics is the "ideal gas," described by molecules that collide like "perfect" billiard balls: all of the energy remains "kinetic" or in motion. None of it gets transferred to (and hides as) "potential" energy by changing the shape of the billiard balls - the way two colliding cars change shape, or when a plane hits the ground and energy is transferred to, among other things, femurs, tibias, ankles, nerve endings...not to make too fine a point of it. Also, the billiard balls don't have forces attracting or repelling them to and from each other. They are independent of each other except for very short, essentially "instantaneous" collisions. From these idealized assumptions, which are accurate-enough under many real-world circumstances, you get very useful results. Like engines, man.

Now, if judges applied the ideal-gas assumptions (instead of the hot gas of the Dear Alphonse) - starting with judges being truly independent of each other and not attracted to their insular group existence where "life begins at law school" - that alone would be a MAJOR step in the right direction. Imagine...actual independent review. This will not happen. The need to validate their JD's, and the money flow of the Dues Process, simply won't let them overturn the bulloney from their "learned brethren." This is why Judge Puty is necessary.

Even when there's obvious ("as a matter of law") extortion using barbaric torture - and embezzlement too - right in front of their Orwellian noses, the court system (and the prosecutorial system), will avoid calling it for what it is. But they will prosecute Smokey the Bear - my cousin Steve - for arson, donchaknow.

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So, back to Judge Jacobs......the US military, among other things but very dominantly-so, gives the dollar its strength. Dollars are those things in which "reasonable attorney fees" are denominated. Attorney fees are the be-all and end-all of law school and the Dues Process. Don't think for a minute - you lawyers and judges - that anyone will believe otherwise. I defy you to name a single lawyer - and especially a judge - who openly and stridently advocates for abolishing the legal monopoly (which abolition, technology now not only enables but requires). They can't name a single lawyer or judge because none of them have - save for political connections built over decades - any marketable skills with earning power (absent the Dues Process) anything like a real engineer. Polysci, history, English, art history, psych, philosophy, religion, sociology, whatevah - all variations on the earnings theme of polysci. Without the Dues Process, you are all admins, with good benefits if you're lucky. After a few decades, you might Peter up to some management in a bureaucracy.

I repeat: many of you can't parse a word problem for 8th grade algebra. Evidence abounds of your inability to parse and actually analyze many statutes and case law - and even write clear case law. You gratuitously dish out snarky, and often boilerplate, puny "zingers," but when someone calls your "analytical" baloney for what it is, at best you've got no response and at worst, you levy unconstitutional penalties as revenge. And if that isn't enough, you dislocate the economy and visit upon society utter nonsense/chaos that drives normally well-meaning people to take self-preservation steps that they otherwise would not consider. I'm talking about economic self-preservation. REMEMBER, I do NOT support violence - not with a wink or nod or any other "code:" the goal is to dismantle the Dues Process (implement Judge Puty, to start) and make them squirm, as Bobby Fischer said.

This can be effective (it won't be a piece of cake, to say the least), and violence would cause a great backlash and not be effective and also make you no better than the Hennepin barbarians (and a few elsewhere) who tortured me by letting my neuropathic pain do their extortionate bidding. (You can read about this on the federal docket in Minneapolis federal court, case 20cv1199-DFW-DTS.)

Watching them squirm to try to get around Judge Puty's Totoware - and changing "reasonable attorney fees" to free-market rates (near zero) of answering Judge Puty's questions and requiring Judges to address the answers - will be the gratification. And if anyone has a grudge to settle with this bunch, I do. They have personally used my agonizing physical pain as extortionate, economic leverage. They have dislocated my personal economy, to put it mildly, while they enrich themselves peddling bulloney. They will debate me - or try to - eventually.

Let me add a few bare knuckles (if the above wasn't enough) to what Judge Jacobs wrote (and I've bold-italicized a few focused words from his words, above): (1) you should not be "an elite" in any way, and that you consider yourselves one - and you are by dint of the Dues Process monopoly - is the most corrosive vestige of a time that technology has long since left behind; (2) while your honesty is refreshing (relatively speaking, from the most stale, ossified, and obsolete of environments - legal, that is), your diction of "types" and "dwellers" betrays, unfortunately, that even you don't realize on what side your bread is truly buttered; (3) it's okay that you didn't serve in the military, and neither did I; but (a) I have experienced my own "death" at 9000' (twice), while those who did so similarly (both military and non-military) but did not live to tell about it are unable to express their view - and I am presuming to speak for them; and (b) I was then pulled back from the frozen edge by rescuers whose ongoing training is from military play books (not Strunk and White); and some are former military too. If you think I'm making too much of this, then - like Spassky and the rest - you underestimate your opponent. As I've quoted, I intend to make you squirm.

And all of those rescuers were and are true public servants in the highest sense of the word. The bulk of judges are not; they are frauds and desecrators of those who have truly served and sacrificed. And my hypothesis is that the FedSoc - to say nothing of the entire legal mob - is a sickening insult to this country and to those who truly serve it. And, for all intents and purposes, anyone who is a part of the Dues Process - certainly without actively working to abolish it - is essentially as bad as any one of them. The lawyers are the problem - THE problem.

All that said, how would you like to be my ally in reforming/gutting the Dues Process, Judge Jacobs? Nothing like my blunt approach of winning friends and influencing people, eh? I think Judge Jacobs is about the best I could do for an insider-ally (with the possible exception of Judge Posner), but as you can see, I'm not much on diplomacy with that crowd. You're no doubt thinking that applies to any crowd, but that's not true, if you really knew me. ("Mob" is a better word than "crowd" for the Dues Process legal monopoly.) I'm plenty polite and diplomatic plenty of the time. My issue is with my having been tortured by the Dues Process mob. BTW, torture - of a person - is not a crime, apparently, at least not in MN. Cruelty to animals is. Just sayin', as the new expression goes. And they kept up their extortion while I nearly begged for MY money in order to get treatment for neuropathic pain. And battling against opioid addiction is no walk in the park, either - if I could actually walk normally and for any real distance, that is.

You can look up neuropathic pain, if you don't know about it. All the pain sensoars are at full strength (as Mr. Spock pronounced it) for six months, while an insider in the Dues Process department of Minnesota's government kept the torture switch full-on. So if I come up a bit short on patience and diplomacy (and I do) with the Dues Process mob, that's my reason. This is your real opportunity for a true alliance for actual, positive change, Judges Jacobs and Posner. I'm holding my breath for two nanoseconds, one for each of you.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Let's Chill All The Lawyers - Frivol rights - Forwarding Chatte Alsup

November 21, 2020: It has been well over a month since I forwarded the information on Chatte ("pussy") Alsup to Chi Omega - "Sisters on Purpose" (I think I see a very tiny trademark symbol following Sisters on Purpose, but I can't tell for sure, so "in an abundance of caution" - one of the legal-patter phrases - I'm calling attention to the fact that this phrase is probably protected intellectual property, which I'm merely mentioning in a "fair use" commentary context - and not satirically either - but I am trying to discern if one of their "purposes" is seeing that federal judges don't use "pussy" misogynistically); "CULTIVATING A LIFETIME OF PURPOSE Chi Omega provides a steady, consistent guide for Sisters to create a path of purpose and success. Throughout her life, Chi Omega will inspire her to pursue her purpose, in whatever way she defines it."

Sound perfectly fine, but their Mission Statement does not include calling out federal judges on their puerile, misogynistic, epithets and advocating for the judge's removal, resignation, censure, and targeted opprobrium, and more. Well, I can't have everything. So Chi Omega was probably the wrong organization for me to try. But neither is anything from the above list included in Tina's or Amy's "fierce" defense of women blah-de-blah and whatever boilerplate their handlers write for them; so I'm not chiding Chi Omega at all. Policing federal judges is not Chi Omiga's mission; it is Tina's and Amy's mission. Oh yes it is; the judiciary has forfeited its independence. Anthony Kennedy said so - search up the page - and all the lawyers, judges, and politicians respect him. I give him credit for defining a necessary condition for that independence - a "reasoned decision," which does not include an "unreasoned decision," needless to say. An unreasoned decision is arbitrary, which means despotic.

Chi Omega appears to be a solid, traditional organization that isn't interested in getting in the faces of judges, even if a judge's juvenile public behavior is antithetical to its membership. They're smart. Unlike me; I am getting in their collective face. On the other hand, there are a million reasons why I should be dead, but I'm alive. With pain, paralysis, stiffness, neurological problems, and — soon after I awoke from a two-week coma and six surgeries — I was the target of lawyers' extortion and then torture and then embezzlement. And no, I'm not exaggerating. Aside from that, I had nothing much against lawyers - and judges in the pocket of lawyers. That was, until I saw George Floyd gasping and dying.

That was six weeks after I had written, to the Minnesota Supreme Court, that Hennepin County (as affirmed by the MN Court of Appeals) was a third-world "military regime" - with this judge, Burke, who simply said, "I believe" something; and that dictatorial fiat was NOT considered an "abuse of discretion." Oh yes it is. By definition it is. Discretion requires a reason. Even Otto was given a "reason" for his "crime" and torturing to death. That's more than Hennepin Burke gave me.

The law requires a reason for a judge's "discretion." It must. You don't even need to know the details of the law, so long as you know that an appeals court "reviews" a trial judge's decision for "abuse of discretion." And an "error of law" is an abuse of discretion; and an abuse of discretion is an error of law. It takes some actual work to be a real judge. A judge has no discretion to violate the law. A review is not possible unless the trial judge gives a reason. Without a reason, it is impossible to know the basis on which the judge supposedly "exercised his discretion." Appellate review is not a guessing game where the reviewing court speculates on how the trial judge "reasoned." Except, it seems, in Minnesota, but the MN Court of Appeals didn't even guess. It just stated a fait accompli. Minnesota is not the only place this happens, but the utter brazenness of Burke and the Court of Appeals was one for the books. (The 9th Circuit comes close, and I suspect plenty of other places to too; but I comment only on what I know first hand.) Where it all comes out right for lawyers and for an insurance company that insures lawyers.

This isn't a pluckin' 3rd world country - on paper. But in practice it is. Certainly in Minnesota courts, but there are other States that are similar and worse in their own ways. Minnesota is just more transparent about it, which does hold some hope for Minnesota. Regardless, it's still ABSOLUTELY WRONG and obvious to high school students who pay attention in class - certainly at my lunch table. We used to talk about these sorts of things all the time. We were math/science nerds, for the most part. It's straight logic, and logic must apply; otherwise people get frustrated and mad and really bad, violent stuff happens, which I do not advocate.

I advocate the contrapositive. It is always true, contrary to what a 7th Circuit panel of a dozen judges and clerks wrote. They didn't pay attention in high school math, dontchaknow. Hardly any of these lawyers and judges did. They are math-phobic. They couldn't pass an 8th to 10th grade math quiz. Open book. Unlimited time. The world suffers. George Floyd gasped and died. The lawyers and the judges are the cause. You don't think so? It is absolutely connected, as I've pointed out now many times. They rubberstamp so-called "reasonable attorney fees" and anything goes for the boilerplate approval: "the trial court did not abuse its discretion." The lawyers cash in and then have the time to become politicians and write more laws providing for "reasonable attorney fees." They've got the biggest scam going.

Here's the proof by contrapositive. Assume that discretion is not abused by a decision with no reason - that is, a Burke "I merely believe" decision - which was countenanced by the MN Court of Appeals. Then - so long as a judge never gives a reason - he can never "abuse his discretion." There is no basis on which to analyze an unreasoned decision for its supposed "exercise of discretion," so anything goes. Contradiction; your assumption is false. "Off with your head" is not an "abuse of discretion." It's all the whim of the trial court and speculation by the appeals court. It's Alice in Wonderland/Hennepin.

An unreasoned decision IS an abuse of discretion, by definition. A judge MUST give an explanation for why he is deciding how he is. What a novel idea...for a supposedly "first world," civilized society. You think black lawyers and "people of color" make everything okay? Google-search black attorneys association: "nbltop100.org The National Black Lawyers is an elite network of African American legal experts. You will find the best black lawyers here that would be super happy to help ..." There's that word again, "elite." There are also "women lawyers associations," like the ones to which I sent chatte Alsup. How many of these people do you think can pass a 10th grade math quiz on basic logic? How many will challenge the Dues Process that butters their bread. None. They mouth their platitudes like, "rough justice" and "why do you think it's called 'practicing law?'" You think Kamela (a prosecutor and what a retrograde one) and Tina and Amy will save the George Floyd's with their "justice for George Floyd" legislation? I warned you not to be a sucker, but you've been suckered big time. We will have a debate on this eventually - if they dare. In the meantime, I'll point you to some Kamela "progressive" notions about the fictional "rule of law." I think she may be the first prosecutor who will be president; and it's a nearly forgone conclusion she will be.

The contrapositive, above, is not a 40 page math proof. It is how regular people reason out a problem on their jobs of fixing engines, airframes, HVAC, electrical, plumbing systems...those who weld and cut metal - and farmers, who do all of this, so your grocer can lay out stuff that cooks up yummy and wafts wonderful throughout the house while kids open gifts. All brought to you by the contrapositive - which lawyers and judges don't understand. You make little tests with assumptions and see if they lead to contradictions. Then you revise your theory accordingly. Not in Minnesota and other courts to varying degrees.

This plucked-up system is why I wrote to the MN Sup. Ct. last April 15, that Hennepin was a "military regime." Burke gave an unreasoned "order" - pure arbitrariness - and the Ct. of Appeals said it was okay. Six weeks later George Floyd was dead. These events are connected - generically if not more specifically - to Burke. He's hung around Hennepin forever, and I'm sure his "discretionary" fingerprints are on some bad cops...while he slobbers about "kindness" on his Twit-thing. Burke and other phony judges are the problem.

MN State courts use "anything goes" discretion, which translated into a knee on the neck. While Mr. Floyd was gasping, "I can't breathe." Anything goes in Burke's Hennepin. That's when I decided to file my candidacy. The question for Minnesota is whether you want to be a 3rd world military regime. Over 17,000 Minnesotans said No in last August's primary. That ain't a bad result for an out-of-state nobody - a crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet.

Tina and Amy think a military regime is okay for Minnesota and that a blatantly misogynistic federal judge, Alsup, is okay too. Black Lives Matter focuses on "people of color" as showpieces in high places and getting payments or Obamaphones. Guilt-ridden whites, with few or zero actually marketable skills, need to send donations or hold signs because they can't figure out how they can live so well with no actual skills to match their lifestyle. Answer: we create vast, secret amounts of electronic money and trade it for stuff made in slave shops in China. When you have no truly marketable skills - save for those born of the creation of infinite money and swapping houses and such - you need slaves. (You can see I'm really pandering to the financial services electorate for votes. Sorry, but it will have to end sometime, and I have a hunch that China will be cashing in a lot of chips in the next 4 years. And everyone in the US, including me, will be hurt.)

The courts and the lawyers are a mob, a mafia, a military regime. They won't debate me because they know it's true and also, if they did, they would be entering the public discussion and giving me even greater leeway to show their Dear Alphonse, Cephalo-in-Gluteo talk for the fraud that it is. So I'm working slowly. Some of them read this (remember, I relay requests to my domain to a server and then to this second site, so I capture IP addresses). This is not cardboard cutout polysci-JD (read Biden) cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet. I'm a nerdly-cripple pissing and trying to play my cards as best I can. My suggestion to the polysci-JD's is that they debate me now (they won't) because this will be more and more in the public forum, and will be more and more difficult for them, ultimately.

But nobody - and especially nobody with any real clout - will take on the judges and lawyers. Except Donald Trump. From the get-go he attacked judges. Was it justified or "fair" to the those he attacked? Probably not in the particular case and particular judge he first teed off on. But judges - in their royal edicts - lump people into groups all the time, and it's not fair. So sauce for the goose. [Judge Posner might have been an exception. The 7th Circuit website's search function includes (or used to include, in contrast with the majority of regional-circuit sites) a search for a particular judge's decisions. While I certainly didn't read all of Posner's unpublished cases, I read a decent sampling. He did not give them short shrift (lump people indiscriminately into groups and "dispose" of them), from what I saw.]

Sure, Trump has tended not to go about it (and isn't going about it) with a considered "optimal" strategy. (I'm sarcastic, yes, but optimal is rightly in quotes for anyone because there is no optimal strategy against such powerful and entrenched corruption.) Donald Trump has been up against a concerted effort of unprecedented scale to get rid of a man the Dues Process mob saw from the beginning as an interloper president. And the Dues Process mob is at the root of it all.

Trump has been, from the get-go, an unabashed outsider, alien to the DCNY (and Boston, to an extent) mob. A bull in a corrupt china shop because: (1) he's a NY biz guy and not a mealy-mouthed DCNY polysci-lawyer-politician; (2) he broke the Hillary-inevitability (Hillarablity, decades in the making) to the extreme consternation of DCNY; (3) he has the NY schtik, cadence and body language and is unbeatably entertaining on the stump to those who simply want to skewer the DCNY, and this exasperates no end the inflated "rhetoricians" of the DCNY.

Trump is DCNY (that's "minus" superscript) -- antimatter to DCNY. He annihilates DCNY and -- at least to an extent -- himself in the process. An annihilation process is a sport seen best from stands. Just ask Scotty before Spock told him to reverse polarity. (And I always reference incontrovertible authority.)

Donald Trump fights back relentlessly with his NY schtik and accent and cadence and body language; and the "pivot" mob of journalists are reduced to their new batch of recycled verbiage - "baseless," "deranged," "unhinged" ... . Over the last few years, whenever I'd read, "pivot," I'd cringe and close the browser tab on just another from the Mother-May-I group on the playground. Cliquish gossipers who talk in synch. Some new code word that is adopted and beaten to death until the next one comes along. "Baseless" is the new one the so-called journalists have adopted from the legal goop. I did a pretty good number on "baseless" in a legal Reply paper recently. I think I'll be sharing it soon.

I believe that the "baseless" crowd have nothing to explain how Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania turned around a significant lead in the last 10 % or 5% or less of the vote count. (Whatever it was; the numbers are recorded and can be analyzed.) There is indeed a statistical basis for questioning that turnabout, especially over three States. It is not at all "baseless." A one-State turnaround, maybe, could be plausible. Three are implausible. It is not likely at all that the last-counted votes in three States would all be so strongly counter to the previously-counted significant majority. You can make the same analysis on all states: see how many experienced a counter-trend in the last tranches of votes, even if they didn't reverse the lead. The numbers are there. But the "baseless" so-called journalist crowd just keep mouthing the same baloney.

It's like the option purchases prior to 911. This "Snopes" site (like the CNN idiot Daniel Dale) supposedly does "fact checks" by polysci and econ summer students making some cursory "analysis" in which they swallow and regurgitate stuff without actually pursuing the real question. Snopes wrote: "Some unusual trading did in fact occur, but each such trade proved to have an innocuous explanation. For example, the volume of put options — instruments that pay off only when a stock drops in price — surged in the parent companies of United Airlines on September 6 and American Airlines on September 10 — highly suspicious trading on its face. ... A single U.S.-based institutional investor with no conceivable ties to al Qaeda purchased 95 percent of the UAL puts on September 6 as part of a trading strategy that also included buying 115,000 shares of American on September 10. "

That's how you hedge your bet. That's what a real hedge fund is supposed to do - not leverage up to the hilt on one "sure thing." They buy the put options at what they believe is a discounted premium and sell them at an inflated premium to those shareholders who are panicking and want put-option insurance on their falling stock and are willing to pay a super high panic-premium. The fund hedges its bet by buying the stock to cover their ass in case they are wrong and the stock rises. They profit from a difference between two bets that are hedges - that run counter to each other - but mitigate their loss if they are wrong. And whatchumean zactly by "no conceivable ties?" Which "institutional investor was it?" This should be no secret to a Snoping, snooping "investigative journalist." They don't say. You're just supposed to swallow what some econ-journalism summer student swallows. And if you don't, you're called a "conspiracy theorist" - right out of the umbrella-step crowd on the playground.

"These investigators have found that the apparently suspicious consistently proved innocuous."

This is the same "baseless" crowd that keeps the chant going now. Even the Chanting News Network has a video (search Map shows how election results shifted toward Biden) noting the overnight reversals. The host speculates that "a million mail-in ballots are coming from Democratic strongholds of Philadelphia and Allegheny County. Uh huh. He doesn't say how he knows this, and his assumption is that Democrats are so much more "organized" than Republicans, who supposedly wait to the last minute to drop of their ballots. Uh huh. And anyone who asks questions is a "conspiracy theorist," Mother may I take two umbrella steps and ask a question?

Then they divert from the real question by focusing on a late counter-trend in Ohio in 2016. They don't actually address what's happening in 2020. It is very reasonable to be highly skeptical of three-state overnight reversals in the final vote counts. I don't know how it might have been accomplished; I don't spend my time analyzing such schemes. BUT THE DATA - THE STATISTICS - MUST ALIGN WITH THE "NO FRAUD" THEORY OR THE THEORY IS WRONG. If it is true that only three or four states experienced countertrends above a given threshold in a final period of vote counting, then that's a real problem for our supposed "hallowed democracy." You need to see the numbers and how the statistics cut. Blabbering, "Don't you accept," just digs the hole deeper.

And we keep hearing, "no widespread fraud," and from Barr, "no evidence of fraud that would change the outcome." Well, tell us what fraud you DO know about, Bill. "Fraud" is one of those big-time words, you know. Was it some wino with a sharpie? How "wide" was the "narrowspread" fraud? We're very interested in what you know, Bill. Fat chance we'll get anything out of fatcat Bill.

Will the Supreme Court get involved in this? Not a chance. Will State Supreme Courts call out their government employees on suspicious statistics or incompetence? Not a chance. Over time, I will show you chapter and verse that the courts do not bite the hand that feeds them and grants them the Dues Process legal monopoly. It's the biggest fraud going and has been for a long time. You won't get any real answers from the Chant News Network and the rest, either. They just quote lawyer patter because it sounds "authoritative."

That is the real statistical question - not "Do you not accept the result of our hallowed democracy?" ...as posed by mindless "journalists," lawyers, and judges. The progression of votes to that turnabout result and what the statistics say. The statistics cannot be so improbable as to be a virtual lottery ticket. I'd be saying the same thing if the turnaround had been for Trump instead of for Biden. Statistics are math. Numbers are compared objectively against each other. That's why journalists and lawyers typically don't like and can't do math - unless its multiplying a monopolized billing rate by whatever number of "hours" will fly with a rubberstamp for "reasonable attorneys fees." And I have dramatic examples to show you, soon. Actual vote counts as functions of time are not the mooshed-together "pivot" verbiage that becomes gibberish from "pivoting so-called journalists" and many lawyers.

I didn't take screen shots of the vote map, but the timeline of voting exists somewhere; and the nauseating "pivot, baseless, deranged" journalists need to actually explain with the voting data how three states switched the quite-decisive leader in the last small percentage of votes. I haven't yet searched for those vote-count timelines, but I'm sure someone has found them and is competent to do a reasonable probability calculation. I doubt the "pivot" journalists were paying attention even in high school math, let alone having even considered the requisite statistics course. They were taking Probability of Umbrella Steps.

Some judge on the Wisconsin Sup. Ct. wrote the other day about the election challenge: "I do not mean to suggest this court should look the other way no matter what," Hagedorn added. But the Republicans bringing the suit came 'nowhere close' to offering any evidence that would warrant such a result, he said. "While the rough and tumble world of electoral politics may be the prism through which many view this litigation, it cannot be so for us. In these hallowed halls, the law must rule."

Yeah, right. I've been in Wisconsin courts (and quite a few others). The Dues Process rules - protect the government, first and foremost - the provider of the Dues Process monopoly. I'll show you my Wisconsin case at some point. In fairness, I'd need to read what I see are expert witness declarations with the Wisconsin briefs. I'm guessing they had some statisticians. I'm guessing that they calculated the probability of 3 states reversing decisive leads in the final small percentages of voting. I think that probability comes VERY CLOSE - and dead nuts on - as evidence of something very fishy. Maybe they didn't have any statisticians. Not that that would have changed the outcome. Judges can't be bothered to deal with dry, damning things like numbers. They need to congratulate themselves all they can for their perception of their "stirring" prose, when the numbers show it to be bullshit.

The inescapable problem with the Dues Process monopoly is the monopoly-grant (and the "grantor") itself. It's granted by the government. (And written in to some State constitutions.) Judges and lawyers are not predisposed (or disposed at all) to bite the hand that feeds them. This is human nature. Their sustenance is "reasonable attorney fees" - rubberstamped courtesy of the monopoly. The judges must validate the holy JD degree by handing a case to their law school pals, which is really any lawyer - certainly in contrast with a pro per. I've been promising to get very specific with examples (in addition to Burke) and I will; but I'm waiting for some things to gel. As I've already repeated, I have to play my limited cards (as compared with the extremely powerful Dues Process) as best I can.

You're just not going to (readily, if ever) find a "neutral arbiter" among a bunch of polysci, history, psych, "soache" (is that how you spell the college-colloquial, "sociology"), English, philosophy, art history majors whose dreamed-of earning capacity (with an MS) was at a community college with good benefits - who have been catapulted by the JD to writing their own ticket in rubberstamped "reasonable attorney fees." (Especially against a trust - in secret, while it is officially under a state court's jurisdiction, to pick random example.)

So, mounting a Section 1983 civil rights action (which is how you take on the gov. for violating your civil rights - or FRIVOL RIGHTS as the "frivolous" JDs treat them) is difficult at best when the Dues Process monopoly is granted by the government...with centuries of inbred corruption behind it. You will, therefore, never get a truly "neutral arbiter" in a case against a government entity - police and judges, for examples.

When I forwarded the info to Chi Omega on Chatte Alsup, I got an email-blocked message: " Message blocked Your message to chiomega@chiomega.com has been blocked. See technical details below for more information. The response from the remote server was: 554 rejecting banned content."

I'm guessing that the spam filters didn't like the word, "pussy," even though it was from a federal judge. I’ve already explained my position on “pu…" .......hold on, let me rephrase that…..my feeling about “pu…" .....….hmmm, that’s not the phrasing either…..I have great reverence for the word and its realization. So, while I've used a lot of words that are probably banned by spam filters, I'm pretty sure I've never used "chatte" - as is or translated - as a term of derision.

Alsup should be thrown out. The mob can pressure him out if it wants to. Kozinski was pressured out, and there wasn't any documentary evidence like Alsup's "chatte" posting. I don't know what Kozinski did. Yes, there were, and are, a dozen or more Koz clerks talking, in contrast with the single Brettster J. accuser (and some frizzy-haired something that crawled out to chime in), but in neither case do I have any "personal knowledge" (not the same as carnal knowledge, and I sure wouldn't want that) of either situation. Personal knowledge comes from your senses - five if you're a regular humanoid on our block; six if you're on Uncle Martin's. And it took Koz's accusers a LONG time to speak. Why was that? Because they were clerks and had their Dues Process monopoly membership at stake. Brettster J.'s had no monopoly at stake and could have said something during the years he was on the DC Circuit. But nothing.

By contrast with all that 2nd hand hearsay stuff of Kozinski and Brettster J., I can spy with my little eyes - and you can too (up the page) - Alsup's "chatte" posting. I am extremely skeptical, to say the least, that the Twit-thing account was not his. I'll be forwarding this to the Federalist Society shortly, but I won't wait long for them NOT to act. There's already plenty evidence - through the top brass of the ABA and Tina and Amy (part of the same mob) - that this insular group of legal royalty has its own rules, while they mouth platitudes about the fictional "rule of law" and "an independent judiciary" - independence to pursue their own corrupt ways.

The lawyers are the problem. The lawyers were George Floyd's problem and are OUR problem, regardless of your view of George Floyd, BLM, etc. (but remember, there are wonky lawyers who have their legitimate noses in patent and tax and aviation and immigration regulations; and who can't, by and large, leverage their monopoly with their judge-pals in what they do, as do those who exploit social-butterfly Hennepin Burke with his outlandish baloney, and extort and embezzle trust funds and leverage torture...to pick a random example. Yeah, I know I'm a the crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet. Just keep thinking that.

The judges' anything-goes "discretion" (as in Hennepin) is telegraphed to and adopted by bad cops who put their knees on necks. Anything goes in Hennepin, and if you think I'm kidding, check out Document 8-1 in Berman v. Segal 20-cv-01199-DWF-DTS in Minneapolis federal court. If you think that the knee on George Floyd's neck hasn't affected you negatively, you are - as the new saying goes - not paying attention. Even if you weren't repelled and appalled by it, there is always an economic impact from that and similar incidents, e.g. Google-search business minnesota arriving leaving.

I'll be going - as directly as possible - the San Francisco federal court admin people, for starters, on filing a complaint against Alsup. So you'd better act fast, FedSoc. I know. You won't do or say a thing. You are nothing like actual conservatives. If you were, you'd be advocating stridently for the end of the Dues Process monopoly. But your bread is buttered by it, so you don't. I repeat: you are not conservatives. Conservatives are extremely skeptical of monopolies. You owe your money and available time for pontification to your monopoly.

After I received the spam filter rejection from Chi Omega, I wrote this to them: "Hi - I just tried sending information that I have sent to women lawyers associations and the ABA and two women US Senators, concerning a federal judge and his attitude towards women. My email was blocked by your server, which is somewhat understandable because it contains a particular word, used pejoratively by this federal judge. I could try sending the email as an image file, so it might get through your blocker, but that could be dicey; and I'm not interested in committing some violation. Please let me know if there's another way I can communicate with you about this misogynistic federal judge...thanks"

I got an auto-acknowledgment but nothing more. That's ok. I tried. It's hardly a surprise, assuming anyone in Chi Omega actually paid attention. Everything's a data point. I decided not to send a follow-up to Chi Omega. If you send more than one message, it could be considered a "pattern," and patterns can be a problem - in particular for interstate communications, if someone wants to make it a problem. And I don't need any more problems than I'm already intentionally creating.

As I've said, I don't hold my breath for any responses on any of this. I'm in this for the very long haul, and I'm making a record. As I wrote in my Baloney blog, the record counts, eventually: "Every guy eventually figures out with chicks that everything's on the test, and it all counts toward your final grade." That piece of wisdom came out of 9th grade French class, as you can read up the page. My realization of the actual wisdom came after decades, of course. Wisdom takes time.

I knew from the beginning that this would be a long fight because I'm up against lawyers - the oldest and most deeply-entrenched mob there is. Everyone knows about Rodney Shakespeare, right? ................

You've probably benefited from Rodney even though you likely don't not know him by name. He invented the fishing rod, among many, many other things that you probably don't associate with him. He had a little brother, Billy. Very entrepreneurial. Fast talker. Billy was better known than Rodney. Both Rodney and Billy were blunt - very much to the point. Rodney, though, was much of the creative force behind his brother and that whole era, several hundred years ago.

Rodney was a down to earth guy who could cut through the crap like no one else - even more so than his brother. Wide ranging interests, too. He talked such down-to-earth, straight-ahead sense that they coined a word after him - Rodneysense - and applied it to the entire era. The French got ahold of the term (Rodney also had a French background), and well...you know the French - so proprietary about their language, with their Academie and such - they applied a French transformation to the word: Roodnay-sense, with "sense" pronounced kind of like "on" in English but it's not quite the same - a little bit of French nasalness (and I say that fondly). The French changed the spelling a bit, of course, to make it their own, but the original era was called the Roodnaysonse Era - that enlightenment-style period.

The family name had originally been Dangerspeare because they were highly-capable spear fishers - though sometimes with a bit of a wild arm. Rodney was "junior," and their dad Rodney Dangerspeare the Elder (who was half French) felt he never got any respect for his spear fishing capabilities (il a dit, "Je n'ai aucun respect" au lieu de "pas de deux respect" because he did a little hop, skip and jump dance-like wind up before throwing the spear - like Fred Flintstone's bowling style), especially because his spear-throwing was occasionally on the wild side (au Lieu de Reed). BTW, Rodney’s also in the Rock and Roll History Hall of Fame, for his fishing rod and Whip It.

So, Rodney Junior was a prolific inventor but had some trouble with patent lawyers. Little brother Billy was the entrepreneur, as I said - a fast talking business type with a chain of strip clubs called The Bare Bodkin. His buddy, Yorick, played at Billy's clubs with his band, The Talking Heads. It was a Big Band, like Ricky Ricardo's Tropicana band, with a brass section and Yorick on the trombone (the "bone" as Yorick first popularized it).

Billy listened to his big brother's ideas and watched him invent and assisted when he could. Billy was the marketing arm for his brother. Billy used his spritely gift of gab, Mab, Fab, Midge, Madge, and Palmolive: "you're soaking in it, Miss O," went his advertisement for Rodney's invention of detergent that Billy marketed for both dishes and laundry - acted out by Billy's heart throb, Ophelia. "Out, damned spot!" was for getting glassware - another Rodney invention - spotless. Billy's knack for advertising copy helped the brothers bring in some decent income from Rodney's inventions.

Rodney was also the equivalent of a motorhead today, with inventions in transportation, which he and little Billy took to the track on weekends. This is the origin of the term Hot Rod. Billy had a serious jones for Ophelia, whom he invited to the track with a letter: Shall I compare thee to Sunday, Sunday, Sunday? But Ophelia went to the jousting tourney with some other fella. So Billy went back to the drawing board.

As I mentioned, Rodney was having difficulty with lawyers and became frustrated and almost angry, but he was very methodical and generally stayed calm about things. As an inventor, was a firm believer in technology and its promise. Billy was something of a hothead and would sometimes misinterpret what he heard from Rodney.

Rodney had been pondering the novel idea brewing of a round earth and the recently-discovered New World. Always a forward thinker, Rodney's technological vision was of worldwide communication and, in particular, engineering collaborations. He had corresponded with Tyco Brahe and Johannes Kepler with letters sent on boats and mules, but was frustrated at the slow pace of it all; and he once lost some uninsured documents to a hungry mule that also took a bite out of the return receipt. Rodney wasn't sure of the details of his communications system, but he was both a visionary and an engineer who, in the past, doggedly pursued details until they caught up with his vision. He just saw the possibilities of this new, round world where messages could be sent around it instead of falling off the edge.

Rodney's communication system had "hubs," a term he borrowed from his motorhead work. His wife used the term "hubbory" affectionately, like a "man cave," when she talked about Rodney's laboratory. Ophelia would come around looking for Billy, and Rodney's wife eventually got ticked at her because she seemed to be leading Billy on but then going on dates with other guys. Typical chick stuff. One day, Ophelia showed up, and Rodney's wife bristled a bit and said "Go on, get thee to the hubbory." The brothers were working hard there, Rodney's wife said, while Ophelia just flirted around as a distraction instead of getting serious. But Ophelia had her point of view too, and didn't like Billy's strip clubs, even though Billy assured her it was just business. So there were these ongoing dramas while Rodney invented.

One day, Rodney was having an especially difficult time with patent lawyers about his latest inventions in cryogenics. He muttered that, after he got his invention working, the first thing he'd do is chill all the lawyers. Little brother Billy was hanging around, with his hotheaded penchant for overstated ad copy. Rodney knew there would come a day when communication, information distribution, and collaboration would make a great many of the lawyers obsolete, as the law graduated from turbidity and illogical bilge to numerical precision. Rodney - a non-violent type - wanted to put the lawyers in suspension (and cryogenics seemed like the ticket) until his "hub" technology panned out. Rodney adopted his wife's phrase to Ophelia - to get thee to the hubbory - and developed an information collaboration control system he called, GetHub. A few hundred years later, the cowboys in the American West - who, most people are not aware, were early software engineers on the side - pronounced it GitHub little dogie, as they herded cattle into pens in a hub and spoke topology. After my usual painstaking historical research, I found Rodney's original GetHub account: rodneyshakespeare. Rodney's Totoware repository is there. You can check it out.

Addendum: This last entry is, to say the least, somewhat disjointed and repetitive. That's ok. I'm getting info down that you're not going to find elsewhere. I have a great many injuries and pain that I deal with, and related to those injuries and pain, I'm setting the stage to show very clearly the utter fraud of the legal system, its minnolectual, sub-human dwellers who compensate for their inadequacies by being "tough." They ain't seen tough.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

November 22, 1994, Henry Daly

November 22, 2020: "Time it was." Everyone remembers 11/22/63. There was also 11/22/94.

Google-search sgt daly metro.

I still can't find my memorabilia box. It's a big box. It can't be gone. No way.

"And what a time it was."

I mentioned up the page that, "I have a pic of Otis and me on my front steps, with a few girls, at my 6th bday party, but I can't find it along with a bunch of other memorabilia. I'm trying not to be beside myself. I remember where I saw it all last and approximately when. But I just cannot find the stuff. My tetra-para-hemi-plegia-paresis (which is what you get when three mathematicians open a candy store) isn't helping my search any.

There's a pic of Henry and me talking, sitting on the little jalousie porch out back. The decades chick and I invited the various neighbors and their kids over for carving pumpkins. Henry's son, Steve, was about 11, and his eyes lit up when I mentioned we were going to have a bunch of pumpkins for the kids to carve. He was on the Edge of Halloween, to paraphrase physicist Nicks (whom I also paraphrased in my Baloney blog) -- not too old to be excited still.

"A time of innocence."

I have been thinking a LOT about my misplaced memorabilia box. There are still some other places I could look, but they are highly unlikely. If I didn't have this darn incomplete-quadriplegia thing, it would be no problem to look everywhere. But everything these days is more of a problem than it used to be. On the other hand, I'm alive, and others.........................

I keep thinking it must be misplaced and not lost. The box. Maybe people get misplaced too and aren't really gone. This is THE box. Irreplaceable memorabilia. It simply can not be lost. This is the stuff I was supposed to be looking at in my last days with my jellified brain trying to remember -- assuming I didn't die in a plane crash or something.

I last remember seeing the box in my aircraft hangar, years ago. The box was not in the hangar while everything was coming out of the hangar. I'm quite sure I didn't miss it. The lawyers, to first order, are not responsible for the missing box. A second or third order analysis can sometimes reveal their responsibility -- especially when they are squeezing you with extortion and torture and embezzlement. They can really f**k up a lot of things under those circumstances, but they are not responsible for the missing box, to second, third, or higher order. Same with my plane crash. I'm saying this to make clear that I distinguish between causes when determining effect. (When people keep repeating, "there has been no widespread election fraud," the next question is, "Whatchu mean zactly by 'widespread?'" ...in order to determine cause and effect, as in 3 or 4 states.) I also let plenty of things go, though you may not believe me. I do not let go of the root causes when they are extortion, torture, and embezzlement -- especially by lawyers -- and second and third order effects from them. Some lawyers are aware of this. Others, like the moron Hennepin Burke, are simply too dense with their vision blocked by their cephalo-in-gluteo/Dear Alphonse to see anything.

Years ago, I was squatting down, in my aircraft hangar, and looking through the memorabilia box. This was the last time I remember seeing it. It had my 2nd grade, pretty-big, colored drawing -- maybe with actual paint -- of a shark diving down at nearly 45deg, looking like a submarine in its nose, because in 2nd grade, everything was about Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. My shark resembled a basic Great White, not with a Seaview nose. Lots of other similar junk my mom had dumped on me. I told my daughter about my painting because she's deeply into art and astounds me with her talent. She wanted to see the submarine-shark painting after I told her about it. But there were also photos in the box. Including the one on the jalousie porch. Other photos, too.

"I have a photograph." Rather, I did.

In the box, there was a quiz from 10th grade math, which a friend and I had written for the class. This was one of those things where the students paired up, with each pair assigned a section on which to write a quiz for the class. Ours was on Descartes variation of signs of polynomial coefficients.

A few years prior to my hangar-floor review of the memorabilia box, some accidental clicking landed me on the bad-news page of my high-school class website. I had avoided the website altogether because I didn't want to see recent pics of people I remember at age 16, and I definitely didn't want to read any bad news. I was content to remember my 16 year-old friends as they had been. I tried to close the page before I saw anything on it I didn't want to see, but I wasn't fast enough.

One friend -- who slid off the Hotham glacier with his climbing partner on Mt. Shasta -- I already knew about. I mentioned him in my Baloney blog. There were some names I remembered (and faces I sort of remembered) from junior high homeroom and gym "roll call."

My Descartes-quiz partner was on the bad news page. This was a sad-shock to me. I couldn't find a single mention of his death online and still can't. I found the obit of his dad (and I'm looking at it again now) -- a Hungarian physicist-EE who started two highly-successful companies. "Survivors include" two children but not my friend, and there's no mention of him as "late" or anything. I searched (and have again just now) online and nothing. I recently remembered that he and I had run into each other in Crystal City where we were both on our first jobs after college. We had lunch. He seemed fine -- not like (as if) he was getting screwed up with some bad stuff. I'll have more to say about these friends.

An even bigger shocker on the bad news page was my 11th grade chem. lab partner. I couldn't find any obit or news article online about her. Same as with my Descartes friend. Strange. I did come across a social security death list, with her name and a birthday the month after mine, and the first three SS#'s the same. Age 39. Maybe a peek and shriek, I thought. It's just that age. We were good friends but not boy-girl friends, though she did have particularly fantastic legs and frequently wore sandals, and...well...ok. All the girls there were cute, pretty, gorgeous, stunning, stratospheric galactic, cosmic, brilliant -- at least 25% of each. Each, 200% babe. I'm not kidding. And this was before 100% got inflated to "give it 110%," I dreamed about giving them at least that.

Other guys didn't see a lot of the girls that way, but I knew better. Maybe the other guys were just saying what they thought they should say. Who knows? The girls I knew were 1) real, 2) smiled at me, 3) laughed at my stupid jokes. Well, often enough for #3. All the time for #1 and #2. Those alone made them 200% babe, but the rest of the components were as described.

One day after 11th grade math class, my chem partner was suddenly standing to the left of me while I was opening my locker. I looked up and tears were streaming down her face and onto the floor. There was a puddle forming, and I'm not kidding. I had never seen a waterfall or pool of tears, but there they were. I put my arm around her -- and this was a big deal for a basically shy guy before Powdermilk Biscuits had been invented -- and pulled her a little bit closer, but I was too tentative about things generally to pull her really close. Remember, I was a clod who was way too respectful of girls. But a waterfall of tears wasn't the time for me to become Don Juan, either. Not that time, anyway. If there had been Starbucks back then -- and if one had been nearby the completely suburban school without even a strip mall within 5 miles -- I would have said we should get a hot chocolate.

Anyway, I asked what was wrong, and she said she'd had a bad math test. I didn't know what to say. I could have said something about my first Algebra I grade, which was bad. There was something that threw me about polynomials. I don't remember what it was, but my dad told me how the word derived from both Greek and Latin; thanks, Dad. That was his thing, but it did nothing for my grade.

I don't remember what I said to her. I should have said, "fuggedaboutit, just get regular ultrasounds especially in your late 30s." But again, I don't know that's what it was. And she could have said, thanks for the advice, and go to Motel 6 instead of being a dumbass and flying out when it's too cold and too late in the day and it's a new moon.

"A time of confidences."

I had a ton of friends in high school -- dozens, literally. I wasn't Mr. Party or anything, but we had all grown up together -- some from nursery school, then more from grade school (I think my chem partner had been in grade school with me) and more from jr. high and then high school. I was extremely lucky in my childhood and onward -- to say nothing of surviving a 150mph plane crash and nearly freezing to death. I'm still here, and others aren't, I should be on the bad-news page with them. If you think I make too much of this, then "tuff noogies to you," (ok, I changed it) as we (sometimes) said in high school and more often in jr. high. Maybe a little towards the end of grade school. We weren't practitioners of the Dear Alphonse, and especially not the Cephalo-in-Gluteo.

This all has significance for the Dues Process legal monopoly. They just don't know it yet. The reason is that I survived -- and continue to survive -- one ordeal after another. I don't give up. And I don't take kindly to torture, especially when I'm the torturee and even more so when the torturers are extortionists and -- even worse yet -- abject frauds. And I have a letter coming up with a cc to the Vatican.


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I moved the sprinkler around, in the 3 to 4am time of night, on my chemically-treated lawn, about which the tank truck driver would leave assurances in the bill, such as, "should perk up soon." In summer -- in what I learned in 7th grade geography was a humid subtropical climate -- the only reasonable time to water the lawn manually was 3 to 4am. I sat on my front steps, playing guitar, while I watched the sprinkler spin and imagined it dissolving the "perky" chemical crystals.

Sometime in this wee hour, Henry would drive up and park across the street. At one time, he had one of the those sharp mid-80's T-birds and a few weeks later some GM sedan, I don't remember which...maybe a Monte Carlo. We'd talk auto mechanics, often enough. Once I went across the highway with him to Gold's Gym, during the day. When he got home from work in the wee hours, he'd get out and then open the rear car door to get his suit jacket, and when he bent into the car, I could see what I supposed was his .357 magnum or .38 in its hip holster. I never asked him about his weapon, but I did ask him things about detective work. You see things on TV, and who knows...but Henry was a real homicide detective.

Henry seemed nearly always to be analyzing some puzzle -- nice about it off the job, but I think he was "always on." I wrote, somewhere in my Baloney blog -- I think it was about "defunding the police" -- that if there weren't any cops, you wouldn't make it to the 7-11 successfully. Those who are always on, like Henry, let you be a spacey engineer or whatever occupies your mind while you go to the 7-11 or talk engineering in the parking lot outside work, so you can be productive and happy and don't have to look over your shoulder or practice your "Judo moves" all the time (see Green Berets, up the page). You can, generally speaking, live your life productively and in peace because the Henry's are "always on." There are bad cops -- and bad, incompetent, phony judges who spend their time on Twit-thing rather than being an actual judge, assuming they know how -- and they can really make a mess for you, believe me. But there are good cops and cops who are "always on" and cops who take an airplane-crash emergency call and answer a faint, frozen prayer.

Sometimes when he came home at 3 to 4am, Henry would walk up my front walk while I was on the steps. He'd say, "Hey, John," with the "Hey" the way guys say it, without the "H" but a little "glottal stop," to be technical about it...and the "ey" is a little drawn out. It's not the Scottish "Aye." It's the American-guy Hey, with a little catch before it and lasting a little more than a second. My college friends would say, "Hey Johnny." Henry said, "Hey John." Henry was 14 years older than I, but his Hey was like a college buddy's. Sometimes I'd walk to the middle of the street, and we'd chat there.

After Henry was murdered, I wrote to Mary Anne -- I think I hand wrote it in my Uncle Martin implanted 3-degree of freedom pseudorandom scrawl because printing it on a computer printer would have been too impersonal -- how Henry once asked me, while we were talking in the middle of the street, whether my A/C compressor was running at my house. In the humid, subtropical summer night, everyone's compressor is running, but Henry -- from the middle of the street -- noticed mine wasn't. He was right. I hadn't noticed. I guessed to myself that it was a combination of habit and practice for him. He was always on.

I'm hardly an expert on police work. Not at all. But I did know Henry Daly. Some cops -- and those like Henry, in particular -- are always on, so you don't have to be. And you can live your life. While they lose theirs.

"Preserve your memories..."

I'll continue this soon.....

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

But I am a Robot!

November 24, 2020: And I'm trying to become even more of a robot, as I'm researching a few strategic locations for electrode implants in my leg muscles to improve my unstable "stability." I think it's a much easier engineering-controls problem than a drone. I'd need a safety interlock to prevent disco-runaway.

Craig Newmark, or whoever owns the List, has lost his mind. Robots are a protected class (against discrimination, among other things), Craig, in case you didn't know. But this isn't why I want to become a full robot. Yeah, I get it... you don't want bots harvesting phone numbers, but there are good bots like me, who are addicted to your List and whose lives you're making hell. I'll be damned if there was a bicycle in some of those photos. I think your algorithm requires 100% accuracy on some fisheye-lens view from a helmet cam looking back at the bicycle in pursuit. That was my guess, anyway, after I decided it was not a fisheye-lens view from a helmet cam looking back at the bicycle in pursuit . And for cryin' out loud, even zooming in on a phone screen, I can't make heads or tails of some of those pics. You should NOT require 100% accuracy (and don't tell me you don't). Add a 3rd page, if you need to, and allow a few misses for regular folks who can't recognize a fisheye-lens view from a helmet cam looking back at the bicycle in pursuit - and good bots.

I really do want to be a full robot, so I can get completely lost in space and say, "that does not compute" to the judges, among others - instead of telling them what I think in single-syllable, Anglo Saxon expletives. Things could be worse than incomplete quadriplegia, but I'll tell you it's no picnic or walk in the park - neither of which is a piece of cake anymore, given the paralysis, scar tissue binding my knees, fused and frozen vertebrae and more. My right leg is the first candidate for electrodes. I may make myself an additional Github engineering project for Rodney at rodneyshakespeare.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"There must be some way out of here"

November 28, 2020: A sudden little river crossed my path; As unexpected as a serpent comes .........

Which, while I forded - good saints, how I feared To set my foot upon a dead man’s cheek,

Each step, of feel the spear I thrust to seek For hollows, tangled in his hair or beard!

- It may have been a water-rat I speared, But, ugh! it sounded like a baby’s shriek.

I've been joking a fair amount - about thieves.

Extortionists and embezzlers, to be more precise.

"No reason to get excited" The thief, he kindly spoke.

But I do get excited, often enough. I can't help myself. It's just the child within my heart rising above. I get it from my mom, mainly.

Thus, I had so long suffered in this quest,

Heard failure prophesied so oft, been writ

So many times among ’The Band’ to wit,

The knights who to the Dark Tower’s search addressed

Their steps - that just to fail as they, seemed best,

And all the doubt was now - should I be fit?

"Incomplete quadriplegia" wasn't exactly the level of fitness I had in mind when Sebastian Shaw read and performed Childe Roland at the Mythical Midwestern College (MMC). That performance gave my life a course correction, Mr. Sulu. If you really want some kickass poetry, check out Robert Browning. I know of no substitute. You may think you know the identity of the MMC, but you'd be wrong. It's in a parallel universe - like the bearded Spock. There were many beards at MMC in the parallel universe of the 1970s.

All along the watchtower. Princes kept the view.

Correct me if I'm wrong (just to use the trite phrase, because I'm not wrong), all you polysci and history majors who are "masters" of the contrapositive. There was that thing that began in the summer of 1776. On this side of the Pond, we didn't appreciate the meddling Royalty from the other side of the Pond. There were no princes keeping the view in the watchtower where one meant "land" and two meant "sea." There were the Johnny Tremain's.

Article III makes no mention of "royalty," "princes" or the like. It does say that, "such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish." If there is any ordination to be done, Congress does it. Or undoes it.

Outside in the distance. A wildcat did growl.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Hamline U., A Great University.

December 2, 2020: You may not believe this, but generally speaking I'm hardly given to judging others; and for good reason, based on my litany of screwups. There's more to it, though. In a hardsci/engineering environment, numbers rule - experiment, data. Period. Theory must conform to data, and if you think there's an experimental artifact, that's fair, but you need to demonstrate it and fix it. Period, again. "That's all there is to it," said Feynman (search up the page and in my Baloney blog). "Any new results?" ...Gordon, my research advisor, would say. That was always the first question, not "any new theories," though we talked plenty there, too. You can search up the page on Gordon; he was one of a kind (and one of a Kino) - a uniquely-magnificent human being.

Hardsci/engineers know that everyone can be right and everyone can be wrong, but "let's suck it and see." The first time I heard that expression was from Gordon (and I've never heard it from anyone else). I never asked him the derivation of the expression; I figured it was one of those colorful Britishisms that were obvious enough and needed no further explanation unless you wanted to look like a dolt. So I saved my doltishness for other occasions.

But that's what hardsci-engineers do. They go to the lab or the field and suck it and see. The contrapositive rules. If it doesn't work, that's a contradiction, so it's back to the drawing board. The so-called "law," as it is "practiced" and ravaged by the Dues Process, corrupt legal monopoly has no such restriction. Bail out their cronies is their maxim. I've been browsing University of Minnesota's website: Spring 2021 | SOC 4135 Section 001: Sociology of White-Collar Crime (63647). I think I'll prepare a "guest video lecture" and email a link to the professor. As usual, I'll hold my breath for a nanosecond.

I repeat now what I just said at the beginning: "generally speaking I'm hardly given to judging others; and for good reason, based on my litany of screwups." To elaborate a bit, despite my posture here of criticism - some very harsh, obviously - I'm not someone who lives my life, day to day, judging and criticizing. Not in the least. So you don't believe me, okay. Well, that just shows you to be an ignorant, *^&#!* fool incapable of anything but a rote, shallow, and mechanized view of anything except that acquired by your cephalo-in-gluteo posture. And I never joke around, by the way.

I was browsing Hamline U the other day. I confess I had never heard of it before I became involved with Minnesota. Hamline is a great university. You know how I know? I look at the physics department. That's my first inclination. It's how I'm oriented. And it's not likely that a school would have outstanding physics professors and mediocrity or less otherwise. (Law schools an exception.) I'll let you figure out why.

Listen to this: "Professor Artz’s main interest in Hamline is its emphasis in great teaching. ... "I love teaching! I love the classroom experience as an 'arena of learning and inquiry.' My classes tend to be highly rigorous; I would suspect that all instructors of every course at Hamline would say this. [Sure, they'd say that, but physics doesn't let you get away with any baloney; it is the very definition of rigor. It must be mathematically rigorous AND it must conform to the world we experience.] Students will need to work and study very hard. But at the same time, I try to give our students support so that if they need help, I am here to supply hints to help students help themselves. In other words, we are "partners" in learning. Through it all, we learn quickly that learning is an invaluable, challenging, rewarding, and even enjoyable experience that continues over one's lifetime."

It is difficult to describe how fantastic this man is...

"... supply hints to help students help themselves. ... 'partners' in learning." No matter who you are, you need to take a class from Professor Artz. Don't let him retire any time soon.:) This is the essence of great teaching, and there is nothing better than physics to "get your mind right" for hard analysis and getting to the actual solution in anything. There is very little rote learning in physics (certainly comparatively); it is a problem described in words and then translated into math; and solutions come out, and the world becomes explainable - objectively. For those of you who never venture out of grey, wishy-washy "humanistic" areas, you need to, at a minimum, sit in on a class with Professor Artz. I had never heard of him before I browsed Hamline, but I can guarantee you he is a teacher who will give you some - and maybe many - analytical powers that will let you rise above the wishy-washy. You can still be wishy-washy (so long as you're harmless and don't become a corrupt lawyer or judge), but you will be given lenses that will give you a clear view into true objectivity: that the world is not a complete mishmash of your stomach on an emotional roller coaster.

Here's another from Hamline: "In Professor Dong’s courses, students learn how to integrate what they have learned in the classroom with research projects and designs as well as develop communication skills including writing, reading, listening, and speaking through peer instruction lectures and computer-aided teaching. “Let knowledge serve the community! Learning is a process to develop yourself to tackle difficult problems and contribute what you have to help others.” "

Another beyond-fantastic teacher.

"Students taking classes from Professor Stanley will find him quite approachable, gladly willing to share what he knows and readily admitting what he doesn’t. [Hooray Prof. Stanley!!!] He attempts to strike the proper balance between exposing students to the more easily-digestible conceptual material that he knows they will enjoy and assuring that students become competent with any difficult details whose prior knowledge may later be expected in their other coursework or careers. “A significant number of students enter college oblivious to the value of certain skills that they will have the opportunity to learn, instead mistakenly attributing nearly all the value of a college education to the diploma they seek. My first task is to get students to appreciate the worth of the skills they need to develop so that I can convince them to invest the effort necessary to master them.” "

Holy Cow. Hamline is amazing.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Skipping the Federalist Society with Alsup

December 11, 2020: First, I've been backfilling here — filling-in entries I had been writing but didn't have time to finish. Because I want to do it that way, is the answer, in case you were breathlessly asking; and I'm greatly pressed for time because, among other things, incomplete quadriplegia has a way of requiring extra time for some basic things. Walking, for example. I need to plan carefully before I descend the steps of my trailer and then hobble to my car. It takes balance I don't have, I need to hold on to handles and plan each step, especially in conjunction with the massive scar tissue in my knees. It takes time to try to make sure I'm not forgetting anything critical, because going back and then back up and down the steps again takes a lot of time. This is the life of a crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet and challenging extortion, torture, and embezzlement by lawyers. And who is called "vicious" by probably the stupidest lawyer I've ever seen, about whom I'll be writing later.

But it could be worse. I could have been Otto, for example, whom I keep in mind. And the similarities are undeniable between the torturer - the Lipidinous Protoplasm north of Seoul - and this torturer lawyer and the other torturer Dues Process lawyers...and Hennepin Burke, the phony judge, their "abettor of iniquity," to quote case law I've quoted.

I need to do some more backfilling of blog entries, but I want to make an entry today because today I'm going to skip the Federalist Society and forward the chatte Alsup info right to the San Francisco federal court. It's high time, anyway.

My fudging of date-entries is not exactly cheating - certainly not compared to what I just this minute read: "The Federalist Society declined to comment, citing internal policy that prevents the organization from granting interviews." This was from an article in a newspaper, in case that wasn't clear.

So the "conservative" FedSoc's mission is this, from their website: "The Society's main purpose is to sponsor fair, serious, and open debate." Maybe, but they "won't grant interviews." That's not a dead-on contradiction, of course, but there are some problems in the bigger picture. I'm doing some research and will report back soon. Remember, I'm far more conservative than the FedSoc in important ways.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The Hi Karate Anti-Vax Kid

December 15, 2020: That was me in the very early 60s. Yeah, it should be "was I" but I wasn't much into the predicate nominative at age 3+ or so, and especially not when I used my "judo moves," and prescient "Hi Karate" chops (that commercial didn't come out till years later) to escape the "shot." (That's vaccine injection, for my international audience.)

I managed to escape a few times from the nurses' (multiple) hold-down locks, and I bolted out the front door faster than Flipper, who was already faster than lighting. I don't remember whether I bolted from a polio shot or not. You can read up the page about my dad, who, at age 2, was left badly crippled by polio. So I heard about Jonas Salk very early on in my life.

I distinctly remember the time when "the shot" miraculously became a sugar cube with red or pink, cherry syrup dropped onto it. I said to my dad -- in so many words -- "You gotta be kiddin' me." I was also assuming that all shots from then on would be cherry-coated sugar cubes.

It wasn't until decades later that I read about the Sabin sugar-cube "weakened" (but still alive-enough for havoc) polio virus, in contrast with Salk "inactivated" virus -- where the former would spread from child to child so as to give immunity to the unvaccinated children. So as to get the "herd" up to "snuff," immunity-wise. The statistics were established -- as was the fund to provide iron lungs and such -- that a certain "small" percentage of beautiful, healthy babies and children would have their normal, happy lives "snuffed" out with various degrees of paralysis, as the weakened virus sometimes regained its virulence. This was no conspiracy theory; it was a statistically-established, government and medical-community-backed conspiracy. The conspiracy wasn't totally hidden, but I don't think it was advertised. It was for the "greater good." And the "small bad" (read horror) statistically "went away" — supposedly — with money. That is if your accounting ledger doesn't include entries for tears, sorrow, despair, and more.

So sometime early in 1997 I said to the "Welch" people near Mythical Magnate U -- who were excellent and highly-enlightened kid docs -- that I wanted Salk for my baby boy. I mentioned my dad and polio in our family, but our doc understood without that; and there were 2 Salk vaccines in the fridge, while the rest were Sabin's. I had his milk bottle with me for pre and post-shot comfort.

Turns out that soon after that (or possibly already in progress), Salk became the vaccine of choice. I'm guessing that with the growth of the Web at that time, parents were reading about the "greater good," and were saying, "the hell you will with my baby."

I have noted repeatedly here that we have been witnessing day-by-day the triumph of medical and communication technologies essentially undreamt of even a few decades ago. It's not from lawyers; it's from scientists and engineers using the contrapositive (search 7th Circuit up the page), i.e. the scientific method. Where contradictions cannot be "written around" with purple prose from judges glad-handing with each other.

The Covid vaccine (one of them, at least) uses a tiny snippet of messenger RNA -- "DNA" coding (generically, to use the term everyone knows) -- that the Covid virus needs to function. There is no dead virus involved and certainly no live-weakened virus. There is simply no way that the Covid virus could harm you from such a vaccine because it is nowhere to be found in the injection. Yet you develop antibodies that block an essential protein in the virus' infection mechanism. This is a crowning triumph of brilliance heralding from science encompassing times when, as I've mentioned, one bad mutation can ruin your whole millennium. If anyone ever needed an example of the "sweep" of history, this is it. (It is also, I believe, essentially impossible to conceive of a mechanism whereby such an RNA snippet could blow up on you and cause harm, and I'm sure the scientists have looked at such possibilities [late-added note:allergic reaction may be an issue]; but this is getting waaaay out of my area.) Nonetheless, the bottom line is that statistics are the basis of confidence -- or lack thereof -- in whether that baby on your knee will end up in an iron lung after a shot.

There are also weakened-virus Covid vaccines. I won't comment beyond what I've just said about Sabin. So, how do we know that a messenger RNA vaccine is really what it claims to be and not a conspiracy to dupe us into taking something else? A conspiracy means correlated efforts --- i.e. people working together -- maybe to dupe you...like the Sabin vaccine; and I'm assuming that iron lung fallout was not publicized because my parents were very current on things and had they known of the Sabin collateral damage, they would not have allowed me to have the Sabin.

So don't say that conspiracies don't exist because the Sabin vaccine was one. The Tuskegee Study was another. And the "rule of law" -- a fiction -- is a conspiracy peddled every day from the bilge pumps discharging from courts. And no, I don't believe there's a conspiracy around every corner. It takes some analysis -- a skill not found among "journalists" these days nor among most lawyers, whose "analysis" extends only to what bill they can get away with.

And I'll be showing you a Conspiracy very soon -- right here in River Twin Cities -- with a capital "C," ya got Trouble, my friend, and rhymes with "G" and that stands for George Floyd. There's another angle on his death, which came to my attention recently. I'll tell you about it as soon as I can, but I'm still biding my time, by necessity.

The flip side of conspiracies is, for example, the open information process of vaccine development (open after disclosure in applications for approval) and trials with unfettered input from any and all -- public and private; researchers, manufacturers, suppliers. From such an open process with information from independent players, the statistics are strong that you'll get the real McCoy -- the vaccine you think you're getting. This should be intuitive to those with real-world problems to solve. If you're trying to diagnose a sound from a car or interveinal leaf striping (not with my garlic crop, but I read a lot about corn at one time because I really wanted to grow that wondrous plant), you want -- in principle -- as many different INDEPENDENT opinions as possible. Independence is always the key. To the extent possible, you don't bias the opinion by "describing the situation." You let them make their own analyses. Fresh, raw, throw out all assumptions at the lab bench. You want independent analyses. That's how you get to truth.

If there's a Chant News Network of journoboppers (teenage journalists doing umbrella steps) intoning, "Don't you believe the vaccine is safe?" ...then you'll have statistics suitable for populating the iron-lung ward. This is the equivalent "analysis" of what we now have on how 3 or 4 states can reverse in the wee hours. No analysis, in other words. This level of analysis should be no surprise, given the Daniel Dale and other opinion-fact checkers of the Chant News Network consortium. (I discuss Daniel Dale in my Baloney blog.) What is surprising to me is how the Senate seems to be 100% caving to Sing-Sing along with Mitch. Does McConnell have some Photoshopped pics of these guys Zooming with Toobin? What's he got on them? Sure, the outcome is a foregone conclusion, but that doesn't mean you don't make a record and force people on the record. If you've got some spine. I have laminectomies of 12 of my vertebrae, and I've got more backbone than all these Senators combined. If they had any backbone, they'd kick Mitch out of leadership, but that's a pipe dream.

Yet again, the US has no business calling out ANY country on corruption. And Mitch is Exhibit A. This was obvious all along, and I said months ago that Mitch had to get some real skin in the game to show himself to be more than just a DC lawyer-manipulator aggrandizing his power. Biden — another decades-old DC lawyer — fits much better with Mitch than does any DC outsider, let alone Trump. So Mitch's eagerness to back-slap his Senate pal comes as no surprise. And gushy NPR and the rest haven't a clue about the cauldron-bubble, Double-Trouble that comes with Harris. She ain't no sweet little thang darling of the left they assume she is because of her "color." She's just part of the branch of the Dues Process that is the grand prosecution scam.

As I've been saying, I think China holds the real surprise ----- economic surprise -- coming down the pike, and Mitch is one of the least-qualified to deal with that and most everything outside of his "deals" designed simply to preserve the DC status quo. If no senator has the gumption to ask the probabilistic/statistical question of how 3 or 4 states can reverse in the wee hours, then the Senate is a lost cause -- for the moment, anyway.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Maybe It's Just Me, But...

January 1, 2021: ...torture hurts a real lot -- like agonizing, evennnn, says Snagglepuss. Well, if you think I'm starting out the new year on a less than optimistic note, sorry. I've learned to temper my enthusiasm when is comes to certain things. Not all things, by any means. And if you think I'm exaggerating about torture, read up the page and in my Baloney blog. I've tried to be somewhat circumspect because I've been keeping my powder -- such as it is -- dry. It's all in Berman v. Segal 0:20-cv-01199, Document 8-1 in Minneapolis federal court, and in the 8th Circuit appeals court at 20-2735; and it's all a free download if you follow instructions. And anyone can post it publicly because it's all public record. I've been holding my breath for some time - ya.

And maybe it's just me, but I don't give in to extortion.

And maybe it's just me, but embezzlement -- especially by lawyers and judges who spin the high-falutin, holier-than-thou, smarter-than-everyone Dear Alphonse -- and are really idiots who are afraid of the simple declarative sentence because it will be the exposé and their undoing -- really gets me, especially when they are also conspirators in extortion.

And maybe it's just me, but it's that "appalled" thing that happens inside me when I see a knee on the neck of a man gasping, "I can't breathe;" and especially when it's a cop's knee.

The connection among the above things is the reason I'm writing all this stuff -- is why I'm the crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet.

There are the "new years" articles about "new laws" for the new year. The real surprise would be courts and prosecutors actually enforcing existing laws with a degree of objectivity that passes the smell test -- especially in "anything goes" Hennepin courts and the MN Court of Appeals. There will be an "extortion" test case soon. And I will show you some flatliner judges and lawyers (in and out of Minnesota) who, I believe, will make you understand that the Dues Process legal monopoly is the single biggest scourge of this country. "Stay tuned," as the saying goes.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

On Wisconsin/Off Wisconsin

January 6, 2021: Has anybody 'splained this to Ricky? These screen captures are from the tuber video: Election Night 2020: Coverage of Trump, Biden and key races | USA TODAY. (There's more than one video, but my very smart audience can figure this out.) You can see the time codes at the bottoms of the images, so you can check this information for yourselves. The captures are in pairs, 2 seconds apart so as to show the transitions -- except for the last one where Biden is declared the winner by 0.7% (49.6%(B) to 48.9%(T)) with 5% of the votes remaining. Unless there were delays in updating the screen (and there may well have been), that is very odd. And if the lead did in fact go to Biden sometime near the 95% vote-count and then finished with essentially the same percentages, that is extremely odd and is an anomaly that needs to be explained when one looks at the variations in the lead over the evening.

The following list shows data transitions in the Wisconsin voting percentages: And there are questions about Michigan and Pennsylvania too, but I don't have time for them right now — 46 e-votes that would indeed reverse the overall winner. (I was watching those three states on Nov. 3 -- which were enough for a win -- and I thought Trump had them when I fell asleep; I think many people saw the same thing.) But enough strangeness in one sizable and pivotal state is enough for an audit; and that would make democracy much "healthier" (assuming it's healthy at all and can be in the first place). You know, ignoring some seemingly small symptom that may turn out to be a huge deal is the ticket for health down the drain. So, what am I missing, Lucy...and Ben Sasse and John Thune, in particular?

Also, in the first transition, (timecode 53:30 to 53:32), Trump drops by 1.7% and Biden gains by 1.7%. The vote count goes from 94 to 95%. Assuming these numbers are accurate -- and rounded off accurately too -- a transition from 94% to 95% could be a 2% transition from 93.5 to 95.5 (never mind round-up/down). That would mean that Biden got 85% (or more) of that 2% tranche of votes. And there was a 0.1% adjustment upward for Trump at 56:31-33, but that's still a very big haul that was not repeated if in fact that percentage stayed the same until the end. And if some large tranches for Biden occurred during that final 5%, some large tranches had to have also occurred for Trump in order to have a final of 0.7%. This isn't complicated.

Perhaps another video has more transitions and actual vote numbers. Perhaps there should be an audit, Ben (who got in the front door of my political pantheon with his "bullshit" remark) and John Thune? The transitions here -- and the finish -- smell fishy, to say the least; and may be "bullshit," Ben. And you non-lawyers, Ben and Sen. Thune, are getting outclassed by lawyers Hawley and Cruz. This is not good. Hawley and Cruz are asking questions. Asking questions, debate, and putting votes on the record are the core of a "healthy" democracy, assuming there is such a thing. (And what I mean is the people are suckered; so don't be a sucker, as my "slogan" goes.)

Again, if Biden did in fact take the lead by 0.3% with 94-95% counted -- and finished at 0.7% especially with little or no fluctuation in his lead during the remaining 5% -- that is extremely difficult to believe...especially if one gives credence to this "blue shift" theory where large counties report late (Dane, 340k; Milwaukee, 457k; both 70-75% Biden...and Waukesha 260k 60% Trump.

53:30 (4:31am update) ... 51.1(T) 47.4(B) 94% of votes

53:32 (4:33am update) ... 49.7(T) 48.8(B) 95% of votes

56:31 (4:34am update) ... 49.7(T) 48.8(B) 95% of votes

56:33 (4:36am update) ... 49.8(T) 48.8(B) 95% of votes

59:32 (4:36am update) ... 49.8(T) 48.8(B) 95% of votes

59:34 (4:39am update) ... 49.1(T) 49.4(B) 95% of votes

3:31:50 (7:10am update) ... 49.1(T) 49.4(B) 95% of votes

3:31:52 (7:11am update) ... 48.9(T) 49.6(B) 95% of votes

5:39:01 (9:17am update) ... 48.9(T) 49.6(B) 95% of votes

5:39:03 (9:17am update) ... 49.1(T) 49.4(B) 94% of votes

6.07.03 (9:26am last update) ... 49.1(T) 49.4(B) 94% of votes

6:07:05 (9:46am new update) ... 49.1(T) 49.4(B) 95% of votes

10.39.34 (2:18pm new update) ... 48.9%(T) 49.6(B) 95%, Biden declared winner

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

The More On Wisconsin; The More Off Wisconsin...

January 8, 2021: ... appears to me. It's hard to find intermediate reporting results, especially on Wisconsin, and I've been really busy with various other things, including battles.

First, I want to say something about statistics (and at a later time, damn statistics and Alan Greenspan statistics). Statistics don't lie; lousy statisticians do. I've mentioned my dad several times and his crippled, shrunken, atrophied, shortened right arm from polio. I think he had a form of perfect pitch. He didn't read music or know anything theoretical about it. He knew its emotional impact on him. But from my earliest memories, he would come in the front door humming/singing, for example, Marche Slave (you can listen to it on Tuber) or any of dozens of pieces, including popular pieces from his generation. He would sit down at the upright piano, and with his left hand immediately play the tune (in an octave). And as I remember, with very few exceptions, he would play in the exact key in which he was humming. Occasionally he would shift the key slightly to get to where he had been humming, but it was quick and not much of a shift. In later years, thinking back, I realized he probably had this form of perfect pitch. This was a statistical inference. I didn't need to analyze it in any more detail; I was quite confident because he matched the key he was humming a high percentage of the time. I've got some more data on Wisconsin voting. The statistics are very fishy.

Next, I want to repeat some things I wrote up the page:

September 13, 2020: I do not and will not support violence. I am far more conservative than the Federalist Society. True conservatives are very skeptical of monopolies. I am extremely skeptical of them. (There are some lawyers, who don't know me, who would probably chuckle. As I said, I'm itchin' for a real, open debate.)

I want to add here that I had forgotten that that the Federalist Society considers itself consisting of, at least in part, "libertarians." ("The Federalist Society for Law and Public Policy Studies is a group of conservatives and libertarians." https://fedsoc.org/about-us#FAQ ) This is "bullshit" of the "bullshittiest" order. Libertarians are (at least in theory) as anti -government-monopoly as you get. The legal Dues Process monopoly is the root cause of our problems (along with unlimited money printing), and for a lawyer to call him or herself a "libertarian, without at least stridently -- if not vituperatively -- pushing for a disbarring of the bar -- i.e. deep six-ing the monopolistic abomination -- is total "bullshit." I put "bullshit" in quotation marks, because I'm quoting Ben Sasse, who is on the verge of getting thrown out on his "dumbass" from the front foyer of my political pantheon (and I think you will care at some point, Ben). As I've noted, Ron Paul and Paul Tsongas share their own antechamber in the pantheon, and Sasse got in the door with his "bullshit" remark; but that's not all that far into the pantheon. I read Ben's "NPR" interview transcript, and he's nearly full of "bullshit;" and getting bullshittier. I also read his recent asseoir-visage posting (it's French, you can look it up), and there's more "bullshit."

Again, from up the page:

"I have said before -- and I'll repeat -- that I do NOT in any way support or suggest violence against judges or lawyers (and I'm not winking with any under-the-table message or anything). No, no, no, no violence. Many of these lawyers and judges are the devil or worse, but what they deserve is to have to truly compete -- without their monopoly bailing them out. As I've quoted Bobby Fischer: you want to see them squirm. A truly free market is brutal, and they will pay the price in a truly-free legal market."

I have not yet read Trump's actual twitlins and their timing because I've been too busy and they are hard to find (and I advised him to take his Twitphones and put them in front and back of my pickup truck tires while I go forward and reverse several times; look for the truck photo up the page), so I don't know the first-hand facts. But as I wrote up the page:

September 30, 2020: One thing DJT does not do - which Biden has had a habit of falling back on - is physical "intimidation" (so-called intimidation in Biden's case). This is really, really bad, especially in a time when violence is front and center. Biden has to be 100% "handled" (while DJT can't be handled at all) due to Biden's senescence or senility. But even decades ago, Biden showed his reliance on getting in the face, literally, of people who challenged him. He has always had a penchant for returning to some physical "intimidation" -- meeting behind the gym or physically approaching that Iowa farmer who asked a question he couldn't handle. And then there's the push-up and IQ test. Biden would be pathetic in other contexts, but if he weren't handled, he'd be far more "dangerous" than DJT would ever be. Remember, too, that DJT is under a constant media assault unlike anyone ever.

So, from what I saw on video over decades going back to the 80's with Biden -- and recent years with Trump -- the actual evidence of Trump's vs. Biden's proclivities towards physical intimidation and suggesting violence showed Biden the abject loser: Biden used confrontational, physical stare-downs and literally getting in people's faces with "IQ challenges" and "behind the gym" threats; Trump had NY schtik. If Trump really forfeited that advantage, then that is a big problem. That said, Wisconsin (and I suspect Pennsylvania and maybe Michigan) was superfishy; and I think it's a big problem that the Chant News Network and the Kafka gallery -- including Sasse and Thune -- are doing the "pay no attention to the statistics behind the curtain" dance. Here are six (I keep finding data points) screen captures of intermediate Wisconsin tallies, which were all I could find after about two hours of searching. Here's the best video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgTO4OR7nBM I could find, with a lot of intermediate tallies over the states.

Samples I was able to find at 26, 32, 35, 43 65, 72% (with a 1.1% vote swap between 32 and 35%, and an unchanged percentage between 35 and 43% for that 250k total vote increase...extremely surprising for a nearly 20% increase in vote total with substantially less than 50% of the vote counted) and nearly all the samples within probably only several tenths of a percent change of each other-especially when taking account of independent and small party candidates. If you can find more samples, please email me. Given the large spread between Biden and Trump within each of a great many counties (shown immediately below), the virtually unchanged Biden-Trump percentages are extremely unlikely without some "management," manipulation, or cooking of the books. You simply cannot sample from ballot boxes with widely varying percentages and remain at a nearly unchanged percentages without many remarkable coincidences.

Only Columbia, Door, Green, Kenosha, Portage, Racine, Sauk, Vernon, Winnebago counties have spreads under 5%. Only Kenosha, Racine, and Winnebago have vote totals over 40k (and most of the others have totals considerably under 40k), and those three are 80-100k. Yes, there are varying numbers of precincts within counties, but it should make intuitive sense to my very smart, practically-oriented audience that randomly pulling lopsided percentages (many much greater than 5%) out of a sequence of ballot boxes, is quite unlikely to yield results at 26, 32, 35, 43 65, 72% of the vote within 5% of each other AND WITH HARDLY ANY VARIATIONS OF MORE THAN A FEW TENTHS OF A PERCENT. This is, certainly at first blush, very fishy. For example, from that same video, other states show an expected variation: (Statistics continued shortly)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Kafka, Huxley, Orwell: 1915, 1931, 1949, 1971, 1984, 2021

January 10, 2021: SALE!!! Act Now! Three for the price of one. Mix and match. Door prizes. You probably don't recognize 1971, but that was when the mom of my friend -- whose house we had cub scouts at in 3rd grade and whose dad was our scoutmaster and from whom I heard Johnny Cash for the first time (search up the page) -- dropped us at the Circle Theater. We were supposed to see a double feature of The Castle and The Trial. His mom pointed out that Night of The Living Dead was playing in one of the adjoining theaters, and she said, "Now you boys aren't going to see Night of the Living Dead, instead, right?" She winked and smiled. She was a beautiful woman. That's not some displaced Oedipus thing (and there was never any Oedipus thing). She was beautiful and light-hearted. It was a simple and obvious fact. She, as well as a number of the other neighborhood moms, had a way of looking at us boys -- when we were trekking out on some adventure we had in mind -- and smiling and saying, "What are you boys getting up to, today?" Even as a kid, I recognized the fondness in her look and voice...and in other moms too. Mine too, generally speaking.

I remembered that they moved away for a couple of years and then moved back. I knew it was to Wisconsin, but I hadn't remembered (or maybe it never registered with me) that the family had bought a small-town newspaper, and were manning the presses and all production. I'll talk about his mom some more another time.

I made some quick searches the other day on what, exactly, Trump had written in his TwitThing that was "inciting." I ignore TwitThings. I can't stand the name, the CEO and more. I'll tell you more another time, but a lot of it has to do when I was in the nursing home for six months after my accident.

First, please read my previous entry on how I have written (for example, back in September) that I do not support violence -- no winks, nods, under the table suggestions. Period. That's all. Yes, I know very well about James Madison and everyone, but we are not there yet. And I will emphasize that I have been a target and victim of extortion and embezzlement and torture (and I'm not fooling) by certain people, including Minnesotans, and I am pissed off, to say the least, more than you can imagine. And I have had to control myself greatly. And you can read about it up the page (and on the online federal docket Berman v. Segal 0:20-cv-01199, Document 8-1 in Minneapolis federal court).

So if anyone has been hurt to the point where he might feel violent tendencies, I qualify, BUT I will not get violent. Period. And just because I'm an "incomplete tetraplegic with superimposed sacral nerve root injuries and right ulnar neuropathy with functional right hemiparesis" doesn't mean that my partially paralyzed body and hands can't be lethal weapons -- especially the way Moe gave Larry and Curly the rising hand waive and nose twist, etc.

So, I searched a few times on: trump twitter incite -- and such. All I could find was, for example: "The 75,000,000 great American Patriots who voted for me, AMERICA FIRST, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will have a GIANT VOICE long into the future. They will not be disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!" And then, "Twitter said that both posts "must be read in the context of broader events in the country and the ways in which the President's statements can be mobilized by different audiences, including to incite violence, as well as in the context of the pattern of behavior from this account in recent weeks"—and that the tweets violated guidelines against the glorification of violence." (Newsweek, 1/9/21.) That's their inference of what "must be read." With Donald Trump, there has always been a better way he could have said something, except when he's doing his NY schtik. And there is no doubt that violence occurred at the Capitol. This Snopey-Snoopy outfit says there was no "incitement," which is significant.

Now, I've criticized the Snopey-Snoopy (Nov. 21, 2020) summer students who write that so-called "fact check" drivel (in that case about the 911 100x volume surge in put options that was accompanied by a hedged stock-buy, which is what a hedge fund does but does not negate the fact of the huge option buy; in other words, someone knew it was going to happen), but I just read this Snopey-Snoopy (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-tell-supporters-storm/): "What's False: Trump did not explicitly tell people to "storm" or "breach" or "break into" the Capitol. What's Undetermined: It was a subjective call on whether Trump's use of phrases "you have to show strength" and "demand that Congress do the right thing" were meant to condone violence and crimes among right-wing extremists without explicitly encouraging it."

From an outfit in a group (i.e. journoboppers) who have been hellbent on destroying Donald Trump any way possible, that is extremely tame stuff -- and noteworthy -- especially since I haven't been able to find any explicit or even greatly-implicit "inciting" from Trump. I'll read the "articles of impeachment" when they come out.

As I've said, I believe in impeach early and remove often, when there is guilt. And there's a lot of guilt among judges, who abuse their tenure and power in droves. I also recognize that restraint is not Trump's long suit, to put a weak lower bound on it. I do know that the Snopey-Snoopies and the utterly imbecilic Daniel Dales are highly inclined -- along with the Chant News Network and the Kafka gallery -- to skewer Trump over nothing. The Capitol violence was far from nothing, but the Snopey-Snoopies haven't found any hard evidence; and if there were, they would certainly have published it. Yes, a president has to be extremely careful about what he says, and as I said, his TwitThings should have gone under the truck tires a long time ago. Congress has the authority to impeach and remove for whatever they want. I have said this and firmly believe it. It is ultimately a question for the polls on election day.

I admit that I have not yet read what Hawley and Cruz said in the Senate (I've been busy gathering data on Wisconsin and other states), but I have already given what I believe is a demonstration of some real fishiness in Wisconsin (and more to follow shortly), which strongly suggests an audit would be a really good thing. That may yet happen. The goal is not to reverse the election; that was never going to happen. I believe there may well be more fishiness elsewhere. This Cortez monstrosity calling on Hawley and Cruz to resign or be expelled is one thing, but this: "[Sherrod] Brown tweeted Senators Josh Hawley (R-MO) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) must resign or be expelled from Congress by the Senate." This was from the Night of the Living Dead -- in the theater adjoining Kafka -- in the basement of The Castle.

BTW, my friend and I followed his mom's wish and saw the Kafka double feature. Who knew that, 50 years later, the real Kafkaesque horror show would take place in so-called "debate" in Congress. Apparently Tina Smith joined the Kafka-Goebbels party, too, calling for the resignation of those Senators (but not expulsion, as did Sherrod Brown and others) who would dare exercise their 1st Amendment prerogative to object -- heaven forfend. It's statistics, Tina; very simple, intuitive, non-damning, non-lying statistics -- at least with Wisconsin. Given the wide dispersion of votes -- much greater than 5% between the candidates -- among counties, it is very difficult to envision a scenario where the tallies at 26 and 32 and 35 and 43 and 65 and 72% stay so relatively constant at 50-51%(T) 47-48%(B); and then at 94%, it is STILL 51.1% (T) to 47.4% (B); and then there is a sudden 1.7% swap of votes with the tally percentage going from 94 to 95% (which could be from 93.5 to 95.5). But it is extremely reasonable to ask questions, Tina, about some "management" or maybe cooking of the books. I'll do a back of the envelope probability calculation soon. Your hatred of Donald Trump doesn't make those questionable numbers disappear. There may be a clear and reasonable explanation of those numbers, but you, Tina, and your Kafka-Goebbels group with Sherrod Brown shouting for resignation or expulsion of senators are the antithesis of a clean democracy where one gets to the bottom of mystery numbers and doesn't ignore them.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

How To Save The 2021 World (in 1975)

With this weird trick and T-shirt, this man has disrupted a $6 bazillion economy, and what he looks like today will shock you. Absolutely gorgeous! His family confirms the rumor. Click HERE for interminable slide show with a hundred irrelevant slides.


January 11, 2021: (from my book) Fall 1975: Dear Alan, I think you should ditch the Ph.D. thing. It's not you. I know you hate Mises to pieces and wanna drop him off that tower in Pisas, but fuggedaboutim. I hear you're an excellent clarinetist. Come on out to the Mythical Midwestern College. There are a ton of outstanding musicians, and you'd enjoy yourself much more than in the big city. We've been playing the Brahms Quintet in our dorm living room, and the clarinetist isn't as available as I'd like. My violin chops are improving. I have problems with meter, rhythm, and intonation, but aside from those, I'm pretty good. Your real future is here in the Midwest. I know you're a country boy at heart...and I'll also be writing soon to another "country boy" about a fuel tank selector valve.

That would have saved the world. Ah well, back science...as Professor Clyde Crashcup would say.

I was trying to find a video or pic of the TV speech where Nixon had a big table (tabulation) of prices on the wall behind him -- bread, milk, cheese, soap...many more things. l can't find the particular image, although it may be in one of these speeches but not included in these particular video clips.

707 views over 7 years. 17k views over 13 years. Even 367k over 13 years is not exactly "viral" on the Tuber. People don't remember or care, by this measure; and it's a pretty good measure. In the first speech, Nixon imposed wage and price controls for 90 days, and he also took the US off the Bretton Woods gold exchange standard. There was a connection between those two things, you know. Nixon knew it, and quite a few people did. Not so many people know it now.

Charles de Gaulle knew it and had been calling the US's bluff on the "budget" and was exchanging paper dollars for gold and depleting our gold "supplies," such as they were or could be verified. I'll say that I'm a "gold bug" but with several provisos: transportation, communication, health, safety -- that last one, in particular, with respect to things like the Lipoplasm (lipidinous protoplasm) north of Seoul. It has been improving its model rockets. As the former owner (in 6th grade) of the Estes Big Bertha model rocket, which became little Bertha, I know that rocketry is a step by step engineering process if ever there was one. That Lipoplasm thing is the most dangerous thing on the planet, as I've said. And the first place it took its train to was Beijing. There's a connection there too, you know. As in our slave-labor-by-proxy system. Sorry to mention the truth. And I have a lot more on this in my Baloney blog under Dues Process II and III.

Anyway, people are willing to exchange economic freedom and truly free markets (which a great many people would not like, but not necessarily those you might think, and I'll discuss this soon) by putting their trust in government to "manage" the economy -- which inevitably becomes large management and then huge management, and always a form of mismanagement.

I promised you, many months ago, my aircraft weight and balance calculation for an airliner under a pure "gold standard," meaning we carry gold (or silver) coins in our pockets. This is how physics types do "back of the envelope" calculations, which are really napkins at the lunch table. The first question is what gold price in a hypothetical economy (which could become real under certain conditions) would put an airliner's weight and balance out of spec.

When a plane "stalls" -- which pilots and other aviation people know means aerodynamic stall, rather than an "engine out" -- the plane loses "lift," which is the force that counteracts gravity. Lift comes from more air pressure on the bottom of the wings than on their top. I know my audience tends to be techie and hands-on, and people generally understand gravity and up and down; so I won't labor this. You get it. A plane stalls when the nose points too far upward -- or more precisely, nose "high" compared to the air that's moving across the wings. This is what the MCAS system on the 737 Max was addressing automatically but was out of control. You want the nose of the plane to rotate down all by itself, so as to move away from, or out of, a stall condition. That is, without MCAS or engine power or anything else, you want the plane to naturally rotate its nose down.

If there's too much weight in the back of the plane, it won't rotate nose down and will drop like a brick, nose high. It needs airflow over the wings for lift. By rotating nose down, the plane descends (dives) such that air flows over the wings; it gets lift, and you pull the nose level. If you're only 1500 feet above mountain tops outside of Santa Fe, with ice on the wings, and the nose suddenly pitches down, you pull pack on the stick; and if you have time, you pray. I didn't have time, but I had a bunch of angels around me, and the nose came up. A hundred of those angels also came out in brutal cold and wind to search for me and find me. (This is all in my letter to Boeing in my Baloney blog.)

I didn't stall, but the plane suddenly pitched nose down. I searched online from my hospital bed for atmospheric effects causing a sudden pitch down (although maybe some sudden icing effect caused it?). I found a 737 into Colorado Springs in 1991, with some mention of winds in articles but not as a cause: "United Flight 585 ... with 20 passengers and 5 crew members on board and was scheduled to arrive in Colorado Springs at 09:46 AM. At 09:37 AM, the aircraft was cleared for a visual approach to runway 35. The aircraft then suddenly rolled to the right and pitched nose down." (Wiki.) "A loss of control of the airplane resulting from the movement of the rudder surface to its blowdown limit. The rudder surface most likely deflected in a direction opposite to that commanded by the pilots as a result of a jam of the main rudder power control unit servo valve secondary slide to the servo valve housing offset from its neutral position and overtravel of the primary slide." (NTSB report.) "'Oh my God, Oh my God,' the co-pilot of a United Airlines jetliner screamed seconds before it crashed near the Colorado Springs, Colo., airport last March 3." (https://apnews.com/article/b59d54d9df1d1c43a1d590445e7ed5ce .)

That was one of the first pieces of research I gathered after my crash. It was followed by my second prayer in my second life (I don't remember praying in the medical coma -- a lot of horrific stuff but no prayers). My first prayer was when I saw the rescue lights in the distance.

I could't find its altitude mentioned anywhere, but "... less than four miles (6 km) from the runway threshold." (Wiki.) Four miles at a 3 degree standard glide path is 4*(0 .0524) = .2 miles = 1000 feet. And, "The quality of the tape is poor, but as it continues you can hear the routine sound of the engines decelerating and Eidson announcing, ``We're at a thousand feet.'' She does not sound unduly alarmed until four seconds later, when she shouted, ``Oh God!''. Then she says another word that is difficult to decipher, but it sounds like ``flipped.''" "For the last few seconds of their lives, in spite of their combined experience, pilots Eidson and Green are as impotent as their passengers. ``Oh my God! Oh my God!'' says Eidson. And then she issues a scream that continues until the sound of impact." [I decided to repeat that because it particularly elicited my prayer.] "Patricia Eidson ... the vivacious, freckled-faced blonde who ``lived to fly'' was about to achieve the distinction as the first woman pilot to die on the flight deck of a US airliner." (https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/galway-familys-fight-with-boeing-for-justice-26180721.html) I had 1500 feet in a small plane with all control surfaces properly commanded. They had a thousand feet in an airliner with the rudder hosed. I had angels. They became angels.

I've gotten sidetracked, as usual.

Sometimes an airliner crew will move people from coach to first class because there needs to be more weight towards the nose. So you can see where this is going, right? Gold (or silver) coins in everyone's pockets. (continued in a bit...i'm overloaded with stuff)

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

I Have Not Come...To Testify...

January 18, 2021: ...About my bad, bad misfortune.

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"Bad news, bad news. I heard you're packin' to leave." So pack it in, pal. It was a good 60 years.

(I will return to the weight and balance calculation and the Wisconsin vote probability calculation and the other loose ends here as soon as I can. I've been busy preparing some testimony and other things that have to take precedence over this blog right now. There's only so much time in the day --and a life -- of course.)

Three years ago today, I was in the first few days of a two week+ medical coma. There was hallucination after hallucination, with many of them awful, and a most of them incredibly frustrating in some respect. I was usually trying to accomplish something -- often an escape. I described a little bit of one hallucination up the page, which actually had a bucolic aspect to it, especially if you like gigantic farm animals. (No, it wasn't that stuff.)

There was a lot of waiting around in my medical coma. Not with my head to the ground or hearing a very gentle sound with my ear down to the ground. I didn't want the world then or at any time. I just really, really wanted a glass of orange juice with an ice cube or two. This was a recurring theme in my hallucinations. That would have been difficult with a breathing tube in me, but I didn't know that at the time.

Sometimes there were nurses talking. Many times that talking was incredibly frustrating to hear because they had gotten things wrong about me. In these comas -- in mine anyway -- you hear and see things, but there are huge distortions of your perception and, I'm sure, your thought process. You don't know that at the time, of course. Nurses need to understand -- really understand -- that they should talk completely out of earshot of a patient in one of these comas. I suppose if they gently whispered really nice things in your ear, maybe that would be okay. But I don't remember anything like that. I remember one scene that was quite the opposite.

In a different scene altogether, there was an Asian nurse, as I remember her at least in my hallucination, whom I called "my savior." She was very nice to me, but I could tell that she was probably just humoring me and not going to really save me. (And this has nothing to do with her "Asian ethnicity;" geeze, you need a politically-correct disclaimer for everything these days, even hallucinations.) I thought I could convince her to let me sit in what I supposed was an employee break room around the corner from where I was. I could hear "employee talk" and vending machine sounds. I wanted to sit there and have a glass of OJ with ice cubes. But instead she became my opponent while I was trapped with her in an old video game setting with a low graphic-ceiling drawn with straight lines and grids -- like the background in those Max Headroom things. It got worse and then awful, and I won't describe it to you because I sound crazy enough as it is. But I'm crazier, of course, because I've gotten involved in politics -- about which I once said, "you gotta be outta your fuckin' mind to get involved in politics."

But I'm alive and George Floyd and Daniel Shaver and many in plane crashes are not. And there are others. So I'm "doing" politics, and I will probably be super pissed off if/when someone calls me a "politician." I'm really a politechnician. I've identified the root cause -- the courts -- of bad cops with out of control "discretion." But that's only one result of out-of-control courts — of so-called "judicial independence." It's the courts and their near-constant "abuses of discretion" that bad cops watch and from which they get the message. And I, along with countless others, watched the last minutes of George Floyd's and Daniel Shaver's lives.

This video, of Daniel Shaver's last minutes and last seconds, took my heart down to depths I thought could never be plumbed. The photos of him with his little girls were down there with my heart. Mr. Shaver's life ended on January 18, 2016. Two years later I was in a medical coma and my body shattered. The following Christmas, I was standing up with my daughter hanging onto me, with her little sequin purse I had gotten her (see photo up the page). Yes, it's out of this world to be able to be her daddy and not be dead, and I live with pain, stiffness, paralysis, lack of balance, and more. But I think a LOT about Mr. Shaver's and Mr. Floyd's daughters. And also about other kids who don't have their dads or moms or both. Surviving ain't a free ride.

In contrast with the countless eyes on George Floyd's and Daniel Shaver's last minutes, I was alone (with the likely exception of angels) at 9000 feet when ice suddenly covered the windscreen, and I knew immediately that I was a dead man. Then, after about 5 seconds, the plane spontaneously pitched into a steep dive, and I saw the attitude indicator hard down, with icing and with mountains 1500 ft. below at night; and I knew, once again, in that diving second or two, that I was a dead man, unless...thank goodness for biennial flight reviews and especially the "unusual attitudes" training -- and angels.

And when I leveled out, the plane was Goin' Down -- after the Mickey Dolenz gibberish, that's all you knew -- sinking slowly despite full power, nose as high as it would go. And I declared "icing emergency" to ATC. Alone with angels at 9000 feet. No bodycam. This is all in my letter to Boeing in my Baloney blog. And then I was praying for the rescue lights not to disappear -- with a hundred angels, now with their angelic boots and knobby mudder treads on the ground.

When I finally awoke from the coma, it was a relief to realize it was all hallucinations, but that was only after they got the morphine pump going; and after I had shouted, "Please, God," and something about taking me away from the excruciating pain throughout my legs. That kind of pain doesn’t elicit the usual suspects: hammer + thumb = S.F.GD-optional it. It starts with “Please, God.” (More in my Baloney blog.)

My testimony will be before a committee of a government -- at some point, but by all rights it should be soon. If it happens, that is. Committees have their rules, which sometimes cannot be located and which often have fudgey stuff, depending on how anxious or reluctant a committee is to address or avoid a topic -- like the root cause of death and worldwide rioting and destruction, beginning on May 25, 2020.

I suppose my testimony actually is, secondarily, about my bad, bad misfortune (to say nothing of my stupidity) of the crash, injuries, pain. But my core testimony will be on a very, very narrow subject -- a sub-human denizen of a fetid enterprise. And this denizen is in Minnesota state government. And this sub-human creature's actions are, in fact, related to the following:

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And there was the left ankle. And both legs and other stuff. You need four years of med school, three of residency, two post-residency, a seminar in bedside manner to know: Holy Moly Broly, you S.O.L.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

There was this guy, see...

January 19, 2021: ...And he was walking down the street, like. And it was a dark and stormy night...evennnn, says Snagglepuss. And his name was Alexis de Torqueville.

Ben Sasse is out on his ass -- from my political pantheon. (It's actually dangerous to for a scientist-engineer — from a nerdy, spacey, got-your-head-focused-on-debugging-the-device-under-test perspective — to acknowledge that he pays much attention to politics; but extortion, embezzlement, and torture have a way of focusing one's attention, as well as seeing a man gasping to death under a cop's knee.)

I'll write a letter to Ben soon. He won't quake in his boots, not now anyway. As I've previously noted, Ben (I'll still call him by his first name because there's a small chance he might be redeemable) got in the door of my political pantheon with his "bullshit" remark, but he was only in the "front foyer" area of the pantheon. Ron Paul and Paul Tsongas have adjoining pedestals in their shared antechamber. Ron can, and Paul could, count -- as in count assets and liabilities; and call them for what they were — a hole (or a-hole).

I guess Ben is outta his freakin' mind and wants to be president (of the US and not the PTA, the latter a possibly-manageable position) because he's now writing in the Pedantic-Atlantic magazine -- another of the many style over substance pubs that now pervade the Google "News."

According to the Wiki, Ben studied history, i.e. "read history; "I know history;" and see up the page on Carlos Devadip Santayana. So, Ben must know Carlos and also Alexis de Torqueville, the French fellow who drove his tool van around the U.S. to county fairs and such. It was a Mac or Snap-on style van, with a 19th century flair. Torqueville is in the Rock & Roll History Hall of Fame, too. You can see my Baloney blog for the origin of that Hall of Fame, born on a cold January night at the Mythical Midwestern College - in contrast with a warm San Franciscan night.

So Ben, a student of American history (according to the Wiki), must know Torqueville, who wrote a repair manual for the U.S. called Repair Its Faults.

I would also assume that if Ben grew up on a farm -- or even if he had once changed his own oil -- that he would have made sure that fact was in the Wiki. That's what Midwest politicians and judges make sure to point out (and make sure to add to the Wiki; or having had a paper route is another I've seen for judges) so as to indicate that they remember their hardworking, "commoner" roots and are not really megalomaniacal, power-hungry deviants. I could be wrong about Ben, but he was also an undergrad "government" major, which is more or less the same as polysci. Sure, I've got a friend or two from way back who did that, but wayback friends -- boyhood ones, especially -- get special dispensation. And it's relatively easy to change the subject or joke your way out of collision with them...most of the time.

So this French fellow Torqueville was pals with Jan and Dean, who were quite a bit older than they looked when they finally hit the charts in the 1960s. They had been gigging around the US, traveling on Torqueville's van, which they would help fix when it broke down. Their song, Go Tranny Go, got some buzz in the 1850s but they had to wait a century or so, which is not uncommon, for a rock rise to stardom.

So Ben has lost his provisional place (earned by his "bullshit" remark to whatever committee meeting he blurted it out in) in my political pantheon. No one -- least of all Ben -- thinks this is of any consequence, of course. I will try to redeem him with a letter, but as always, I'm not holding my breath.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

"Short" Note

February 1, 2021: I have been very busy writing some papers, but I want to write a very short note about "short" positions in a market and especially in stocks and especially in thinly-traded stocks. Anyone who would initiate or maintain a short position in a $10 stock -- especially a thinly-traded stock -- is a total idiot and deserves to lose everything. There are two reasons for this.

The first reason is purely mathematical. If you short a stock at one penny, the only way you can make money is if the stock goes to zero, in which case you make 100%. If the stock goes to 2 cents, you lose all your money. This an extreme case, of course, but the closer you are to the extreme case (and $10 is way too close), the worse is your bet. There are margin requirements and close-outs that, generally-speaking, keep the loss under 100%, but this is an extreme (nearly, mathematically "degenerate") example for illustration. $10 is a still a mathematically foolhardy price at which to have a short position.

The second reason is how "cheap" the stock is. Anyone can come up with a penny or two or $10 or $20 to buy a share of stock. If the stock price is a billion dollars, the universe of buyers is small (at least until we start issuing billion-dollar Covid checks), and it is unlikely there will be many buyers to push the stock higher. If times were so tough that finding $5 or $1 or even a penny were extremely difficult, then the second factor would not be in play for shorting a penny stock. But the first factor is mathematical and is always in play, unless we start dividing a penny into a thousand parts, such that you can buy a stock at .001 cent. If you had units of purchase of .001 cent for a billion dollar share price, it wouldn't matter. I hope this makes sense, and I think it will to my techy, practically-oriented audience.

What happened with a chat board getting together and bidding/buying a stock up from $10 to whatever, is a "natural monopoly" as opposed to a government monopoly (search up the page) on money or a government-granted monopoly on legal services, for example. The government -- or players who are dependent on the government (like this Robin Hood brokerage or lawyers) -- don't like natural monopolies that strip them of the power of their government or government-granted monopoly. So the government (or beneficiaries of a government-granted monopoly, e.g. lawyers or brokers) shuts them down or restricts their effectiveness (or advocates for these things).

Natural monopolies come with truly-free markets (again, search up the page). There are no government restrictions. Some players benefit greatly and others lose greatly -- the losers, especially those who have relied on a government-granted monopoly and don't see the truly-free market coming, detest truly-free markets. I told you that truly free markets are brutal (see my Baloney blog). I said that you wouldn't like them one bit. The chat board people liked their freedom to band together and monopolize the share price. That's all I'll say for now.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Inflationary Depression? Go Ask A̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ Alan

February 5, 2021: I'm still very busy writing papers (legal papers, of course, and I'll tell you about them as soon as I can), but I want to note that I think we are into the next phase of what will be (and probably already has been) an inflationary depression. That is, an unusually large oversupply of money pushing prices higher while employment and wages are falling. That's not hard to understand, and it's bad news, of course. This is the path, generally speaking, leading to a "reset" of a monetary system. That's where they've had to issue a new currency denominated in some multiple of the old currency because carrying around the old one was too cumbersome. Maybe with payments by cellphone that won't be necessary -- not exactly, anyway. Forced austerity can handle it too, maybe. Go ask A̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ -- I mean Alan, about addiction...to money printing.

I'm not making definite predictions here about timing and rates of increase/decrease and such. That's a fool's errand (and Lord knows I'm foolish enough as it is). What I am saying is that we are now in an era of direct payment transfers from the government to individual accounts; something entirely new. It used to be that the federal reserve (intentionally lower case) lent money to select banks; and then the banks lent money to We the Freemarket Capital People (yeah, right). Sure, we are "freer" than some, but the US is so far from a truly free market economy, that very few people here would have a clue how to survive in an actual free market. And soon there will be student loan forgiveness, and then everything will be free, right? Yep. Uh huh.

Anyway, I don't want to "gripe" about this any more than I may appear to. There's a limit to how many infinitely-powerful adversaries I can take on. I've got my hands full with judges right now, and that's plenty.

I will say that gasoline prices in this region (and I look on gasbuddy at other places too) have reached and maybe breached their highs of the last year. They seem to have risen very quickly recently, too. The job market segment that I keep an eye on is not good, relatively speaking.

I need to say one thing about yet another piece of garbage from the NY Times. On second thought, I've emailed the author a question...just to be fair, so I don't appear to be jumping to a conclusion.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Garbage In, Garbage Out, Garbage Out, Garbage Out, Garbage Out, Garbage Out, Garbage Out...

February 8, 2021: East Coast Information Control is really making the most of the "garbage multiplier" (since the bank "money multiplier" is history, with direct payments now the "new banking") churning out the garbage.

I need to say something briefly about this lawyer, Charles J. Cooper, who has an OP-Ed in the WSJ. (This is a different piece of garbage from what I mentioned at the end of my previous entry.) The NYT-etc (another collective noun essentially synonymous with journoboppers) quote this "Constitutional expert" on his oracular "logic." Cooper is the latest of this kind to be trotted out onto the DCNY circus stage, to give a jr. high reading-level demo -- which he fails.

The NYT-etc give fanfare to these lawyer-clowns the way the simpleton Chance the gardener (Chauncey Gardiner) was given his fanfare by the press in Being There, which they made into a movie that had some very funny scenes, one upside-down one in particular...if you remember.

This lawyer, Cooper, was a biz-admin major. Better than a polisci (maybe pollysci is a preferable spelling so as to indicate the lawyers' parrot, Kafka-gallery cacophony, which we hear now as a deafening chorus). But biz-admin's are still without the unceasing, physical-world, hands-on grounding that science (especially hardsci) and engineering and medicine require and teach. Theoretical physicists are every bit as beholden to real-world, hard data as are experimentalists or as is any engine mechanic, electrician, plumber, or farmer -- that last profession encompassing every real-world skill -- but you can include there any job that requires physical-world understanding. And which you cannot write your way around by ignoring flaws. And that's the point here.

Feynman was, in my opinion, the greatest exponent of the theoretician who always reminded himself and others of the necessity for coming back to experiment and data -- and he was amusing about it, too. Very funny, in my view, and his lectures and student response are treasures of American down-to-earth brilliance, humor, and NY shtick. The polar opposites are judges, in the overwhelming majority.

BTW...why do I inquire on the undergrad major when I look at one of these bozo lawyers? Because the legal mob, certainly the part that inflicts the most damage on individuals and society (litigators and their crony Dues Process judges), has only academics and words to go on for their "expertise." No physical-world requirements for what they do. And precious little of it in their academic background (usually exclusively-academic) for the huge majority of them.

You devote four years and a lot of money to college; and you want your college major subject to be something you feel competent at and curious about. That major can be a strong indicator of the person's level of grounding in those things that dominate the Midwest economy and therefore Midwest life; or can be a major that doesn't. Pollysci is my vote for the worst major, as you've undoubtedly noticed; and it dominates lawyers. Biz-admin probably isn't so bad, and I confess I don't know what, specifically, they study.

But given, among judges, the overwhelming number of instances of wholesale disconnect from logic and physical reality, I am deeply skeptical of any undergrad major outside of the hard sciences (still, rather broadly defined) for a judge. They are not built for the goal of actual objectivity that is required for a judge (which is why we need computer-aided objectivity, Judge Puty, and rapid referral to the impeachment subcommittee).

So, when an undergrad, typically, is accepted into the first royal step (law school), he often starts to think he has logical-style-like thinking just because he got into law school...while law schools are dying to pump up their metrics with hardsci types, who stay away en mass because they can see well-enough the garbage that goes on. (Though it's much worse than many know.)

This Cooper didn't choose, for example, physics (quelle surprise), which is all about logic and the physical world, which also dominates the Midwest economy. And that was obvious just from reading Cooper's OP-Ed, before I looked him up.

With all that said (in this "brief" note), what's on the table here -- in the first analysis -- is jr. high grammar and syntax and, of course, logic. Constitutional-oracle, biz-admin Cooper wrote in his WSJ OP-Ed:

"Thus a vote by the Senate to disqualify can be taken only after the officer has been removed and is by definition a former officer. Given that the Constitution permits the Senate to impose the penalty of permanent disqualification only on former officeholders, it defies logic to suggest that the Senate is prohibited from trying and convicting former officeholders."

No, biz-admin Cooper. It doesn't defy logic,

and a simple, jr. high analysis shows a highly logical path to a different conclusion from yours.

First of all, you OMIT crucial language from the clause at issue. This shows that you are no scholar at all.

Second your logic assumes that the Founders were dummies not capable of simply making explicit what you go through considerable gyrations to import into their language. The FULL, CONTINUOUS clause -- which biz-admin oracular "scholar" Cooper does not quote is:

"Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to REMOVAL FROM OFFICE, AND DISQUALIFICATION to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law."

The focus, Cooper, is on the phrase, "removal from office, and disqualification," in case you can't read that capitalized text with your scholarly perspicacity. (And yeah, I'm laying it on real thick because your kind of baloney richly deserves it.) That is the syntactical context. "Disqualification" follows immediately after "removal from office." That is the logical, contextual, sequential way a straight-thinking person would write it when he means that after the officeholder is removed, the former officeholder can be then be disqualified.

You OMIT the actual words of the Constitution and thus its context, with your "scholarly " analysis. Only a fraud of a scholar would make such an omission of the Constitution's text. And apparently you belong to the Federalist Society (quelle suprise, encore) as a "textualist," no doubt.

If someone -- including the Founders, whom you insult by assuming them dummies -- meant for disqualification to extend to an officeholder whose term had ended in the normal run of time, the Founders would likely have, at a minimum, added an explicit sentence such as (roughly drafted):

"A former holder of an office, whose tenure has ended in the normal course of events, may be adjudged disqualified from holding any Office, etc. upon a vote of ..." whatever percent.

The straightforward Occam (the barber of simple civility) interpretation of the conjunction "and" that functions to join "removal from office" AND "disqualification" (and that you OMIT, I repeat yet again), logically defines a sequence of: 1) removal and then 2) disqualification. This is jr. high grammar and syntax and logical insight. Where were you? Smokin' in the boys room, it would seem.

Sure you can make your convolutions and omit crucial words from the Constitution, when the actual words show a simple flow from "removal" to "disqualification." But that simplicity is what scholars call "intellectual honesty."

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Days of Whine and Throes-es

February 10, 2021: I want to make a very short statement, 'cause I'm really busy; and for once I'm not kidding around about "short" statement.

You can read up the page my statements on no violence. They were months ago. My two most important points have been: 1) the legal monopoly must be ended, peacefully; and 2) there should be a fully-networked, mid-America Congressional center in the geographic center, more or less, of the country, to dilute DCNY power-central and create the other benefits noted.

I believe these things are necessary for the US to survive any significant length of time.

Next, I have not watched any video or heard any audio of Congress in the last few days. I've read some things quickly, but not many, and I'll say this:

Note who are the whiners.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

A Spoonful of Sugar

February 13, 2021: Most people don't know that Mary Poppins had a little brother, Karl. He got tired of the whole Supercalifragi thing over and over, so he changed his last name to Popper to disassociate himself from his sister.

Little Karl was also fixated on proving that Mary couldn't fly on her own. He was pretty sure he'd caught a glimpse of little flapper wings under her skirt, and when he investigated one night, he found what appeared to be tiny 2-cycle engines mounted on her shoes and rigged to drive flapper wings.

But that wasn't enough evidence for Karl. He was into what he called "falsification." He had to definitely prove that Mary was using these 2-cycle wings to fly; that is, disprove -- falsify -- her whole flying and magic routine. So he put a spoonful of sugar in each gas tank as part of his falsification experiment.

So what's this have to do with anything, you ask -- as you rightly should ask, what does anything here have to do with anything? Well, Soros studied under Popper. Now don't go thinking this or that about me because I mention Soros. If you've read this far into my stream of unconsciousness blog here, you know not to jump to conclusions...especially since I have a habit of starting things and then taking breaks to save the world from lawyers.

Here's a hint. It will take much more than a spoonful of sugar to swallow the bitter economic pill in the works. Yeah, I know. Negative Nellie, etc. Of course your "dire" prediction of whatever "existential" threat, Bill, is correct and no one else is with his or hers.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Pip, Pippi, Mr. Popper, Maurice, Sergei, $17k, Tether, Thune; Roll the Dice Again; Get the picture? (Part 1)

There was this guy, see...and he was walking down the street, like...and it was a dark and stormy night, evennnn...says Snagglepuss...

March 1, 2021: And his name was Bayes, man. Ok, well maybe the picture isn't obvious at first blush. Bayes was the bass man in his band he called The Dours in the first part of the 18th century. The Dours wrote and played a lot of heavy, sad songs. They were a heavy iron band. One song was Strange Bayes. It's not generally known that Jim Morrison was a mathematician and studied Bayesian equilibrium in game theory.

A Bayesian game is where you don't know -- and you have to guess -- how the other player(s) sees his benefit from the game -- his payoff. A payoff function describes the payoffs of the players in the game, and there can be more than two players. When you're in court, there's at least one other player on the other side, and there's the judge. The judge isn't supposed to be a player, but with the Dues Process legal monopoly, the judge is definitely a player. So you need to guess the payoff function for the judge variable.

Frequently the judge went to law school with one of the lawyers in front of him. Sometimes the judge was in the same law firm as the lawyer. But there is always this "royal class" connection between a lawyer and a judge. They belong to a monopoly where, often enough, lawyers can write their own tickets where the sky's the limit. At a minimum, they will never be out of work under the current system, and they will always be able to get along reasonably well.


The ramifications of this monopoly -- while pretending otherwise that we have a "free market" economic system and "equal justice under law" -- are enormous. One ramification is that lawyers can often make enough money early on so they can, for example, run for elected office without compromising their finances. In office, they write laws with phrases like "reasonable attorney fees," which lawyers get, but pro per's (self-represented people) do not. GET THE PICTURE? Something similar happens in financial markets, and later, I'll address that more specifically.

I want to interject a reminder that I am a free market person more so than most anyone who claims to be a "free market person." What I mean is that I will first consider what it means to have a truly free market, and then I'll analyze from there. As I've said, free markets are brutal, and the people who call themselves "free market" boosters, etc. and who benefit from our current highly-managed markets, would be highly surprised and disappointed in a truly free market.

(I'll also repeat briefly what I've said before: that I -- and to one degree or another everyone in the US -- have benefitted from monopolies, most notably the dollar as the principal reserve currency, over which plenty of blood has spilled. And while I'm in disclaimer mode, I'll repeat yet again that I've benefitted from some lawyers, many of whom are and have been friends and much more, and there are many wonky parts of the law (like patents, tax, immigration, aviation) where complicated regulations make it really hard and where they cannot write their own ticket. And there are good litigators who are decent people, here and there. But there is precious little actual (or approximate) objectivity among judges, who abuse their power and hand cases to their pals, and ruin or end lives according to the Dues Process -- AND EVERY LAWYER WITH A PULSE KNOWS THIS; yet no lawyer would dare openly question the legal monopoly.)


Anyway, back to Bayes. The judge doesn't have to receive money (not directly or even at all) in order to get a benefit -- a payoff. Validation of the law degree, by handing the lawyer a win, is often the main payoff. There are often secondary payoffs down the line for a judge, like mediation and arbitration gigs between big players, where the sky is the limit.

The court I saw last year where the judge's payoff was JD-validation and getting his pals off the hook -- and was glaringly obvious to an extent I'd never seen before -- was Hennepin County, Minneapolis on February 10, 2020. And it became even more sickeningly evident on April 7, about seven weeks before George Floyd was killed in Hennepin County. April 7 was when the Minnesota appeals court showed that it was, as I wrote to Minn. Supreme Court on April 15, part of a "military regime" in Hennepin County.

When I saw the boot of that military regime -- in the form of a knee on Mr. Floyd's neck -- I knew I had to make a point, so I registered my candidacies (in Kansas and Minnesota) for US Senate. This was a hard decision in the sense that so much of politics -- and the media -- is so revolting; but it was an easy decision in that I was given a second life when so many others had not been so lucky (or graced)...George Floyd and Daniel Shaver, in particular. I registered in two states because, having been in a Bayesian game for a long time with the courts, I was making estimations. I estimated that, with my weak hand, my "optimal" (in a loose sense) strategy under the circumstances was dual registration. This was also consistent with my Midwest strategy -- to establish a Midwest Congressional Center and move Congress and a good deal of the federal government to the US geographical center. I believe this is necessary for the US to continue. I believe the US should -- and probably must -- continue, but two things are necessary: create the Midwest Center and GROTFL: get rid of the (you know) lawyers -- the Dues Process legal monopoly.

I've been navigating an extremely difficult Bayesian (guessing) game in courts. There are "equilibrium" strategies in games where you play the same strategy over and over. That's the total opposite of what I've been doing, even though many of these lawyers -- who couldn't pass an 8th grade algebra quiz -- think that's what I'm doing. Or at least they try to mislead a dunce judge into thinking that.

I don't want to get overly theoretical here, because in playing at such a disadvantage, my "theory" has been based on a very long "middle game," which is what you call the part of a chess game after the opening and before the end game. The middle game is where a lot of the theory evaporates. You probably think I'm talking head-in-the-clouds blather, and that's okay. I have, unfortunately, had to take a very long view of this. But this is my fate. I don't give in to extortion. And believe it or not, everything I write here is a piece of a puzzle. I might be wrong about the big picture, but I wouldn't be doing this if I thought that.

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On my Feb 20th draft of this entry, which I set aside because I've got various things I need l to deal with -- like torture, extortion, and embezzlement from and by lawyers -- in contrast with most incomplete quadriplegics, who aren't recipients of torture from lawyers, I wrote that gas prices (petrol, for my international audience) at pumps (not "ethereum gas") I watch have jumped at least 7% in the last week, and I'm seeing continuing increases.

Feb 25: gas prices were up over 12% from my point of comparison, i.e. a Feb. 16 to be precise, as I look at a gas receipt. Today, March 1, up over 15% from Feb. 16. Go ask Alan. Or Janet or any of the other Greenspan clones, GSn. GS1 -- bald&beard; GS2 -- Janet; GS3 -- current FED clone. I don't remember the current one's name, offhand, and I don't want to look. They're all the same -- pedal to the metal, shake your (electronic) money maker -- a different one from the Butterfield Blues album.

FED GS3 just said that "inflation" does not follow money supply -- M2 or whatever. Imagine that. Well, when you futz around with the definition of inflation (or any definition), you get baloney like that. Lawyers futz with definitions all the time, so why not FED heads?

I'm not even talking about substituting pork rinds for steak in the CPI, in this inflation-futzing around. I'm talking about the actual definition of inflation -- increase in money supply. The CPI is not inflation. There is no "price inflation" or "wage inflation. " There are increases in prices and wages, which increases are caused by a combination of true supply and true demand, then combined with increased money supply. Printing money creates artificial, false demand because people have money to spend that they otherwise would not have. Money supply is susceptible to inflation. The money supply is inflated by a central bank. Prices rise; they do not inflate.

Why does this definition matter; and why isn't this just some useless distinction spouted by the crazy cripple pissing on himself in a corner of the internet (i.e. me)? Because when you mix things up by calling rising prices, "price inflation, " you're taking your eye off the ball -- the root cause -- which is the money supply inflating and eroding your life by eroding the value of the work you do. Taking your eye off the ball will get you faked out. (I'll mention bitcoin in a minute, and journoboppers now tossing around "store of value" as if they invented the phrase but miss or twist the point.)

Now, if you're out of a job, and inflation-fueled, artificial demand creates a job for you, then you're okay, basically, with inflation. And you can't blame someone for that logic. And it is logic. At least in the near and intermediate term; or it has been. Over the long term, the logic has historically failed. (Yeah, yeah, yeah (see above, the Homer triple naught), I know, it's different this time; this time there's a pandemic with no gold or gold-exchange (Bretton Woods) standard.) Remember that I'm a physics-engineer type, and we always acknowledge the unseen gotcha from behind that can bite your behind.

Anyway, getting faked out is especially easy with the Rube Goldberg machine created (or exacerbated) by fiat money, combined with journoboppers and Wall Streeters (or Robinhooders or bitcoiners) "talking their book," which is what anyone does who is invested in something.

Our eyes should very much be on Russia and China getting together in space (or down here), not on pumping up the latest pump while the bond market is beginning to say ("scream" as has been reported quite accurately) we are headed for domestic unrest such as we haven't seen in, say, a hundred and fifty years or so. You don't think so, huh? I was trying to figure out the best way to say this, but this guy says it quite well: https://voxeu.org/article/what-happens-if-bitcoin-succeeds. I would add a couple of things: "This is why I think coexistence between bitcoin and fiat would be an unstable equilibrium." [I doubt there can be any equilibrium except BTC at some very small number of dollars if that, I add.] And "We do know that such extreme levels of inequality fuel social division and populism [read: unrest and war]. The bitcoin aristocrats will come under increasing threat, and the government will have to respond. It will protect or attack; it can't be neutral. Either way, political and social instabilities get worse." [And this is why there is the Second Amendment, I add.]

You would be hard pressed to find any greater or longer-standing skeptic/vilifier of fiat money than I. In cub scouts in 3rd grade, when we studied the new "sandwich coins" with copper in the middle, I said they looked neat, but I asked why are they doing that? That may not sound like an anti-fiat tirade to you, but for a true blue, All American 3rd grade boy who knew all the Gemini and most of the Mercury "space shots" by heart and wouldn't dream of questioning technology from our government, that was akin to Galileo muttering, "And yet it moves," before his Inquisitors. (Just so there's no misinterpretation, you can read up the page about my cub scout Den Leader and his wife, who were fantastic and my introductions to Johnny Cash and Franz Kafka.)

And the Democrats including Tina and Amy, and others, who want resignations for questioning vote statistics in Wisconsin (and I'll show you them soon, especially higher-order statistical moments), they should remember what George Mitchell said to Oliver North: "in America, disagreement with the policies of the government is not evidence of lack of patriotism;" or anything other than the right to express doubt, e.g. that Wisconsin's vote statistics are squirrelly. There is a policy question there, for sure.

Back to fiat.....in 2013, I sent a very short email, and I think I sent a similar one a year or two earlier, pointing out that this blockchain hash function approach, confining the hash value, managing "mining" difficulty and "supply," was an ingenious mathematical/computational approach, and I still think so. I agree with the commentary linked above on the other factors. I've read these "bull and bear" commentaries (like 12 scenarios on coindesk, 2/26; you can search for it, but this stuff is all over the web), where even the bitcoin bulls see the obvious (those who will mention it): that businesses (especially manufacturers of anything but software) cannot run a business with the denominated value of their inventory, cost of labor and everything else swinging 5, 10, or even 1% per day and never mind intraday. No one seems to explain how "cross-border settlements" can tolerate such swings, either, though this is the phrase du jour to take your eye of the ball. [Ok, it appears that, at best, the piers in the pier-to-pier cross-border transfer -- who must each have a relationship with the banking system (or individual banks) in their respective countries – must hold a crypto asset as a currency of exchange with the other pier, because a blockchain can generate only a “coin” specific to its algorithm (process). A blockchain transfers cryptocoins between cryptowallets. It doesn’t encode a “dollar transfer” in the block, unless possibly the "comment" area could be used for that, which might save the system from crypto market volatility. Otherwise, the dollar equivalent is determined by the market, which can (and will) be so volatile at some point so as to put some piers out of business, and burn their customers. (“Will” because a market will always test limits at some point, at least limits in connected markets if not in the particular market; you can’t plug every leak in a dike.) A given blockchain cannot generate a dollar or a bitcoin or ethercoin or any other “coin” because those things are generated only by their own individual processes. Each process has its own counterfeit detection mechanism: a crypto coin by mathematical complexity that makes obvious a single counterfeit bit in a single coin, when the inconsistency cascades through the decentralized network nodes; a paper dollar that makes detectable less-obvious inconsistencies in a counterfeit note; a conventional electronic ledger centralized at a bank, which detects an inconsistency between a credit and a debit. But there must be a supply of crypto in order to keep make the a transaction on the blockchain -- unless, as stated, dollar-encoding can be done.]

One specific thing that bitcoin bulls gloss over, by failing to mention it, is that Tether's settlement with New York State prohibits them from doing business there. The bulls act as if the settlement just smooths out a tiny bump in the road. I think it shows a big problem.

Tether is supposed to have one for one dollar reserves for its "currency" and allows liquidation from one crypto asset to another without conversion to dollars because Tether is supposedly pegged 1:1 to the dollar. But Tether acknowledged that they did not maintain that reserve (and I'm not sure they can maintain that reserve and stay solvent). The accusation has been -- and I don't know what is true here and what is not, so I'm just reporting what I read -- is that unbacked Tether was used to bump (or pump) up the Bitcoin price, which, if true, would be manipulation with a "ghost" currency.

This is something that should be a big red flag, and some have said so; but in this environment, there are no red or cautionary flags. Tether is used as a big liquidity account for bitcoin (and it appears that Tether and the exchange Bitfinex have a connected ownership) , so I think that anyone who ignores Tether's admission (that it has been unbacked) and ban from NY State is taking the eye off a ball that needs to be explained. If you Google-search: tether owns exchange, you'll see some reading matter.

I promised myself that I wouldn't get bogged down in this, but remember my campaign slogan: Don't Be A Sucker. The reality is that an inflationary depression is really bad news, and bitcoin isn't a solution; it's an enabler -- the way it looks to me.

It may be that spiking gasoline prices are, as they are saying, in part due to the shut down in Texas refineries due to the weather, so other refineries must make up the capacity. But if bitcoin and other sky high assets are fueling gas and other prices, then it's a bigger problem.

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I want to change the subject entirely. I mentioned Russia and China getting together in space, which is really bad news, and I want to say something about the "Russian heart," a phrase I heard early on in the relationship between my daughter's mom and me. It was in a sad context -- not really surprisingly. Later, I sent her a handmade (on my computer) birthday card, shortly before our daughter was born. The card was the first page of Rachmaninoff's Vocalise score, on which I drew three very simple "people" characters -- using circles for heads, lines and such -- dad, mom, and baby sitting at a piano.

I had done the same thing, basically, for my son. I used to put him on my lap while I played and sang to him, Till There Was You. Now, the ulnar and radial nerve damage in my right hand would be a big problem for me, but...well, I'll see at some point.

Ruth (Meckler) Laredo is buried "only a few metres away from Rachmaninoff's grave," according to the Wiki. I heard Fauré for the first time, with Jaime and Ruth playing the piano quintet at a Music from Marlboro concert. My dad then bought the Vox Box set of Fauré, and I listened to all of it and especially the piano trio cello opening several hundred times during high school alone. I heard the Paris Piano Trio play it in La Jolla about 10 years ago, and that particular cello -- at least the way the fellow played it that night -- was, quite simply, the most ethereal cello I've ever heard. And I pay close attention to string instruments, so I have quite a database in my head for comparison.

I introduced my daughter several months ago to Peter and the Wolf. We acted it out with stuffed animals, with the music and narrative going. Kids that age have wonderful enthusiasm for such play. My son and I used to act out Batman and Zorro scenes. When I was in 1st grade, my mom and a friend's mom made us Superman outfits. We'd get a running start and then slide on the hardwood floor, and crash into the fireplace tools. We had a blast. Sometimes we'd get a splinters in our feet. My mom would pull the splinters out. Supermen need moms for such things. My mom used to take me to Tiny Tots orchestra concerts, which was where I first heard Peter.

Prokofiev and Ravel, in my opinion, were particularly incredible masters of tonality and how to make paintings with tonal coloration. Sure there are others, but for me, personally, Ravel and Prokofiev paint imagery that captures the magic of childhood -- and nostalgia, and maybe the "Russian heart" and French heart, too -- in unparalleled ways. Ravel's violin sonata and Prokofiev's Five Melodies, Op. 35, have special places for me. I had the Oistsrakh-Bauer record checked out of the Little Falls library for months straight in high school. When one of my best buddies told me that David Oistrakh had died -- we were in high-school math class at the time -- my concentration was gone for the rest of the day. I also had had his Beethoven concerto out from the library for months. That album cover was where I read about Odesa [see upcoming blog entry].

There's a CD of Russian cartoon music -- that starts off about a crocodile -- which the babushka had brought back from a Moscow trip. My daughter and I used to dance to it. I taught her how to bow to her dance partner. Gotta love kids.

There's a Russian children's chorus on the CD. It's some of the sweetest and happiest music ever made. Samba de Orfeu has the same sweet happiness of children -- singing to make the sun rise, which children do.

https://www.euronews.com/2021/02/13/french-and-russian-soldiers-who-fought-in-napoleon-s-18-12-campaign-are-finally-buried

"The remains of over a hundred French and Russian soldiers who died during Napoleon's disastrous 1812 campaign were finally buried on Saturday. ... The earth had frozen, and the coffins were left in the ground covered by a white canvas. ... The remains were discovered in a mass grave by French and Russian archaeologists in 2019. ... 'Direct descendants of the main players in the conflict are meeting here together in a sign of reconciliation to commemorate the Russian and French soldiers that their ancestors commanded more than 200 years ago.' ... [R]esearch by the Russian Academy of Sciences later showed that the remains were of victims of Napoleon's campaign, most of them in their 30s at the time of their death, said anthropologist Tatyana Shvedchikova."

I was given a second life.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com .

Upside Down. Girl, You Turn Me.

March 29, 2021: My 8 year old daughter wants to be a contortionist. She has convinced me of her talent for this, but not with demonstrations as extreme as those above.

Somewhat along these contortionistic lines, when a voice disturbed me from my comatose hallucinations, I did ask ( or at least I remember asking), "you mean no more downward dog or Watusi? The voice had said, more or less, "John, we put fusions in your neck and back." Maybe the voice mentioned my legs, but I don't remember that. The voice said -- though this had to have been at least a week previous to Watusi -- "We're putting you on a special train to go to the University of New Mexico to fix your ankles." As you might expect, things can be out of actual time sequence in recollections of hallucinatory scenes. And there are other distortions.

I remember seeing things rushing by outside the windows, but everything is your basic blur in a medically-sedated state anyway. When the medical people left the train car I was in, I sat up and pulled really hard at the itchy collar brace around my neck, and I pulled it off to my great relief.

But the reality -- and there was (and is) a reality -- was different. I was in a medical transport helicopter. So the medical people could not have left the room, and I've since confirmed this by looking online at medical transport helicopters and hospital helipads. I don't see room for multi-room configurations where medical personnel could depart and leave the patient alone such that he would pull off a neck collar ("Miami J" collar).

Back to contortions......... I've been turning things over and around in my head the last few weeks, in addition to my otherwise overloaded mental and physical processing. Physical processing involves walking and other such neurological activities. Normally that hasn't stopped me from making a blog entry here, for better or worse. This time the physical and mental, both, have stopped me. You can decide for yourself what's better or worse.

I'm on the verge of making a "big" political decision (not what you probably would guess). Big for me, anyway, because given my historical disinclination (during the great majority of my time on earth) towards becoming active in politics, any inclination further into politics is a big deal.

I'll leave it at that for now, but I'll be back here very soon. Sorry for the month long delay.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com . John will not immediately reply to requests for comment, where "immediately" may be >1 year, especially in the case of the Chant Now Network.

ArchArk Asstimation-Estimation

April 4, 2021: This is a relatively short observation and warning (a brief follow-on to what I wrote on March 1): be very careful and Don't Be a Sucker.

This Hwang guy named his Family-Guy Office operation ("Arch," shortened) after a Greek-origin, religious-Biblical word (the word is applicable beyond the Bible), and Hwang was supposedly very religious and read the Bible regularly. You can Google-search him.

This Cathie-Ark lady runs Biblically-named Ark funds. You can Google-search her.

Hwang was highly leveraged, meaning he had big debts to stupid banks/brokerages -- until about a week ago when the banks pulled the trigger on his debt via margin calls, which is when things get bad and things get worse [then, super worser], and I guess you know the tune: Goldman and Morgan knew the tune very well, and pulled the trigger very quickly; Nomura and Credit Suisse were not as quick and were really stuck in Lodi. Guess which two banks got hurt worse. Guess who's also gonna get hurt, ultimately; find a mirror. Yes, I think so. (And stuck in Lodi ain't nothin' compared to the wrong part of Stockton; Lodi is quite fine and in beautiful wine and other ag country, actually.) And Goldman says its loans to Hwang were fully collateralized, which sounds odd because: 1) Hwang ran long and short, and any net short exposure in a single stock or other vehicle is never fully-collateralized; and 2) even if Hwang had only longs in his Goldman account, any money lent for a purchase is at risk because the investment could go to zero faster than it could be sold. So, at best, Goldman is saying that it had no statistically-significant risk, which means they had Hwang on a hair trigger; otherwise, things can, in principle, go to zero regardless of what the history has been. [And if Goldman had actually been fully collateralized with a liquid asset (i.e. no exposure), there wouldn't have been a trigger to pull; Hwang's problem would not have been Goldman's.] That is not full collateralization, but Goldman can say whateverTF it wants. If I'm wrong, then Goldman will surely contact me because they know who I am and care so much about what I think--ya.

Cathie-Ark's funds do NOT (I emphasize) themselves use leverage. She does buy stocks of companies that are leveraged in various ways -- some highly leveraged in their fashion. She tends to have concentrations of money in certain companies, especially when totaled across her funds. She has also bought crypto assets, so-called "currencies." She has not done and is not doing anything illegal. I have no connection with her; this is a CYA and also the truth about her.

Because some large crypto exchanges have anonymous accounts identified only by their crypto-wallet number, there can easily be collusion to manipulate crypto assets with anonymity and impunity. Anonymous transactions abroad set the market price every bit as much as transactions on US exchanges, which are required to be transparent about customers. As a result of the anonymity, the crypto markets are the largest, most manipulated markets in history. As I've noted, I start my analysis from the physics "spherical chicken:" that is, minimal (or no) constraints, which, in the case of free markets, would allow almost whatever manipulation anyone wants to do or any group wants to do (naked short selling should never be allowed; it is straight fabrication and fraud...even more so than what a central bank does). Participants in such a hypothetical truly-free market must be very careful not to be suckered. That is not the same thing as saying such a market is necessarily bad. It can be good for someone who carefully analyzes the market, so as not to be suckered. That takes a lot of work AND the realization that truly free markets are unlike our highly-managed markets that people are used to. In truly free markets, there is no easy money of the scale that our markets provide -- sometimes provide, before things change. On the other hand, manipulators themselves, in truly free markets, can get hurt really bad when another manipulator steps up and hands the first manipulator his head. Something similar -- but not identical -- happened with that Robinhood bunch and Gamestop (naked short sellers among them; my very smart audience can search it). I repeat: be very careful and Don't Be a Sucker.

Hwang previously was involved with a host of manipulation schemes, including some really-brazen schemes and some very furtive schemes -- a whole Sload -- which he was called-on by the SEC, and he paid big fines. Maybe not big enough. Later, he managed to talk the above-mentioned banks into letting him play with their money. He was then living, until a week ago, on a lot of leverage. Leverage makes a little person able to be a quasi-big* person, where the asterisk is the liability (debt) column. I believe there will be more coming out about all this, and that there's a whole lot more there and elsewhere. I emphasize again that Cathie-Ark's funds are in NO such position.

I am very far from a Bible expert and not in the least a proselytizer, and my views are personal and basically private. I have, though, described the fact -- because I remember, and you can read about it up the page and in my Baloney blog -- of my praying, with my hypothermic, broken, fading body and neural activity, for the rescue-truck lights not to disappear...praying in a very similar fashion to Annabella Sciorra entreating Robin Williams not to disappear. I've noted that I had watched that movie a few dozen times, and certain scenes became a part of me. Praying, when all you have is a disappearing light that you're trying to bring back, is not a controlled process. Annabella expressed that very well and taught me.

After I was discharged from the nursing home, I was helped to a much-improved state of "health" by friends who included evangelical, regular-goers to a Bible church (and by the church and children's school, too) ; and also by Roman Catholic, farm-oriented, sweet people -- from Mexico originally -- whose door was literally always open to me for a bed or sofa. These people do not live large at all, let alone on leverage that magnifies a person but with great risk of reversal down to nothing -- the sort of thing the Bible describes in my sporadic reading of it.

(BTW, that was one day before the Minnesota lawyers contacted me...and, I'll add, contacted by some nominally-Catholic lawyers elsewhere; and there will be a public debate on this soon.)

Hwang's religion, it appears to me, was a cover.

You can draw your own conclusion about that and any parallel conclusion.

Be very careful and Don't Be a Sucker.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com . John will not immediately reply to requests for comment, where "immediately" may be >1 year, especially in the case of the Chant Now Network.

Way to GOhio

April 10, 2021: I've registered my US Senate candidacy for Ohio with the FEC. I wasn't aware until just a few weeks ago that Senator Portman was retiring. I didn't need months to think about this or to "test the waters," which is an official FEC phrase. I know my Mid-America regional strategy -- to decentralize power from DCNY and move half to the US center -- and Ohio fits. And while I'm no stranger to Ohio, the more important point is that I also have thought-out solutions...and more determination than you can imagine. Pie in the sky, you say? Nope. I don't have to say "put on your thinking caps" because my very smart, hands-on audience already thinks just great. Real solutions take real thought and work, not platitudes and slick campaign websites.

Those who will say that my regional focus means I'm not 100% for Ohio don't think strategically about what's really in the best interests of Ohio and of Mid-America and of the US and its preservation as a unified entity -- to the extent that preservation is still possible. Preservation is desirable, very much so, for a number of reasons but among the top reasons is the Lipoplasm (lipidinous protoplasm) with its nukes and model rockets north of Seoul, which (it is a thing) did indescribable things to Otto. While one can speculate about what goes on inside that hole north of Seoul, the evidence of Otto returned on that airplane was all that was needed.

As I've described up the page with my Estes Big Bertha model rocket (rebuilt as little bertha after my precise 6th grade calculation was found to be in error, as I described in my expert witness testimony in 7th grade), rocketry is not a steady, forward-moving process, ya know...as recently seen. (On the witness stand, I described Wile E. Coyote's parachute.) North Korea (China's pet) is our biggest, looming catastrophe, and its model rockets will improve. China, to whom we export slavery to keep our standard of living as it is, is an allied threat, clearly. Russia and China "cooperating" in space is a very big problem, as is any greater cooperation between them otherwise.

I have mentioned Otto three times previously in this blog (also here), and -- God bless that shining American boy in heaven -- I won't repeat this endlessly as some "political exploit." He is nothing of the sort for me. In the hospital and nursing home, after my plane crash, I thought of and prayed for Otto's soul while I struggled not to reach for my secret (not technically illegal) hoard of opioid pills. When the neuropathic stabbing in my foot made my leg flail, and was transmitted up to my damaged spinal nerve roots and turned my stomach over, that was when I especially thought of "the hard limit" that Otto had.

So I prayed for Angel Otto and for my own strength and relief from the pain, because -- though I had agony --he had had the hard limit. I had modern medical miracles in the US, with nursing and pills available. He had the unspeakable. I managed to keep the addiction at bay, with my thoughts of that Angel. I also Google-searched the oxycodone dosage that would reliably provide me final release -- merely my scientific curiosity because I wasn't going to hurt my little angel, my daughter, or let down the rescuers who weathered brutal cold or the miracle docs who put me back together. My agony, however, was perpetuated by US lawyers and judges that (things, again) are well-suited to "sit" on the court where Otto's appeal is still pending north of Seoul. No, I'm not fooling around here (though it may look like it).

So I didn't need to think long at all about this Ohio registration because, as I've described plenty by now, my life changed utterly on January 15, 2018 -- or I should say ended on that day. And my second life has been plagued by devils -- or worse than devils, as I've described -- that appeared in the form of lawyers from Minnesota and Maryland and, then, their judges. "Their" judges, because they are a cronyistic, corrupt group of state-sanctioned "royalty" whose Dues Process flow funnels money among idiots who couldn't pass an 8th grade math quiz and more (but tell me what you really think, Berman). Ok I will. Like recessive traits surfacing among an inbred royal family, the Dues Process gene expresses itself as complacent stupidity such that they think no one can see what's going on. Or to the extent they start to think others are seeing them for what they are, the judges play the "independence of the judiciary card." (In addition to his toughness, Donald Trump's most important hallmark was that he went after judges tooth and nail, regardless of whether he was "fair" to a particular judge. When you hang with a gang, you get blamed for gang activity, regardless of whether it is "fair.") The situation is aggravated and perpetuated by lawyers in legislatures, especially. (Though I do distinguish among types of lawyers, virtually all lawyers, a least to some small degree, are afflicted by this.) You think I'm exaggerating and overreacting? Science/engineer types collect data by instinct, before they can walk. I'll be showing you my dataset over time.

As I've already described up the page, the first step towards a solution is what Kennedy J. wrote in 1992: "An independent judiciary is held to account through its open proceedings and its reasoned judgments." That's all but self-explanatory. Judges who do not give actual reasons (not merely GRANTED or DENIED or their boilerplate variants) are acting unaccountably and have forfeited their independence. There is no way to analyze a boilerplate decision or to analyze an inexplicable dodge of a crucial issue. There is no way to account for their omissions, other than removal for mocking the memories of those left on battle fields -- those believing in equal "justice." And their mockery pervades all of government because judges set the standard of law enforcement. So even if true, you say to me, your crusade will never go anywhere; they are too entrenched. Wanna bet?

John, ... I am starting my forty eighth year in emergency services. Ironically as a thirteen year old cadet in the New Mexico Wing of the Civil Air Patrol, one of my first rescues was a downed aircraft. During these forty-eight years, I have been a Paramedic and EMS Educator, a structural/wildland firefighter, a police sergeant and a critical care nurse. I have seen more than my share of human tragedy. John, I do not know if you are a spiritual person; but if there is any validation of guardian angels it would have to be your crash. So many things were not in your favor. The night of the 15th, was the darkest, coldest night (wind chill) I can remember in Santa Fe County. ... Your Angel had to have protected you during that long off road Ambulance journey. … I remember talking with other firefighters while we were changing my tire and freezing our behinds off, how you were able to survive receiving a direct hit from those freezing winds for as long as you did. I think there is only one reason. ...Martin

But now, I'm really super dee duper upset.

On April 15 a year ago, I wrote to Minnesota's high court, that Hennepin County, Minneapolis, and the Minn. appeals court constituted a "military regime" at work: "The appellate court’s affirmation of the mere unreasoned 'belief' of a judge, as a valid exercise of discretion, defines pure arbitrariness, as from countries run by military regimes." That's to say that in Minnesota, and in Hennepin in particular, a civil right can be taken away in an instant -- just by the say-so of a judge. That is rule by Lipoplasm.

Don't let any politician or Foxster or anyone else get away with breezy "rule of law" speak. It is a myth. A "rule of law" mantra doesn't make a true conservative -- not if you don't actually analyze the abominations that courts of "law" dish out. True conservatism makes an actual analysis and determines what is worth conserving and what is garbage. Spouting the same old slogans is not analysis. And true conservatism also embraces tested and true progress, not indiscriminate debt creation in the guise of wordplayed "progressive" progress. Are there easy solutions? Not economically at this late stage. But getting a leash on out-of-control courts is comparatively easy, and that could have avoided, for example, economic calamity in Minneapolis.

Six weeks after my April 15 filing with the Minnesota high court, I saw the Hennepin regime's knee on George Floyd's neck, revoking his civil right to breathe. That week I filed my candidacies in Kansas and Minnesota. There is a Midwest solution to this, and that is my strategy. The problem, as always, is concentrated power and its abuse.

Oh yes there's a connection from that out-of-control Hennepin phony-judge (and the MN appeals court saying he's fine) and the knee on the neck: courts enforce the law on law enforcement, and garbage begets garbage. Now I want to make sure something is completely clear, which I wrote many times in my Baloney blog, but evidently have forgotten to repeat in this blog: . (And I'm not a so-called "bootlicker," in case you haven't noticed; and I owe my life to first responders including police and even to air traffic controllers who went out to search for me, together with paid and volunteer fire departments -- a hundred heroes in my book.) Deallocation of funds from (or "defunding") the police is misguided, at a minimum (certainly at this point), and in the extreme -- which some apparently advocate -- would obviously lead to chaos and catastrophe. First, you need to fix the courts.

Good policing lets everything function. Good policing lets you be a spacey engineer or whatever occupies your mind while you go to the 7-11 or talk engineering in the parking lot outside work, so you can be productive and happy and don't have to look over your shoulder constantly. That's the simple answer. A more detailed answer is that the risk and stress of policing mean that it's actually very difficult to find those who are really cut out for the job. My "qualifications" to analyze this publicly at this time are quite limited but not nonexistent. I'll leave it there for now. My qualifications to fix the courts are extensive.

True conservatives want to conserve, as a core basis -- or technology -- what has proven itself over time. This is part of good engineering. But true conservatives also understand, like engineers, that some things fail sooner than is desirable and must be replaced by new and, in at least some way, inventive alternatives, which also must be tested over a certain amount of time. Anyone who has a real-world job understands this.

Judges have no such real-world constraints (though, as I've noted, there are, here and there, sincere judges who actually make an effort to check their opinions against the real world). Judges can write -- literally -- anything they want and will never lose their jobs because of it, for all practical purposes. Lawyers are a close second, and every lawyer with a pulse and a brain knows this, but that's not an all-inclusive description of the space. Given such conditions, it's no wonder that courts are dysfunctional. "Independence" is not absolute (thought they think it is), and has meant courts detached from the reality of even an 8th grade-level math quiz.

Technology is also eclipsed by better technology. Conservatism does not mean stagnation. It means good engineering. The lawyers will debate me on this at some point; I will see to it. (And some engineers will come after me too, and that's fine.) The days of unreasoned or dodging DENIED's to non-members of the royal Dues Process will end. Congress is the big Magilla, controlled by Mr. Peebles (formerly known as We the People).

Guess what's Article III

From up the long page of this blog:

The federal courts have failed. They could not scale-up from 1789. They are obsolete and not up to the job. It was a good try by the 1789 designers, but engineering any system bumps up against realities of scale. State court systems are out of control and were set on this path in 1983 by a Supreme Court decision. George Floyd died because of this, and I have particular grief for his little daughter. I decided to file my candidacies because of that grief. I have a Midwest strategy.

The federal government had no money in 1789. It was constrained by gold and silver, and the feds had couldn't just conjure it up. But there are also some inherent disadvantages to gold and silver. Crypto assets, however, are NOT currencies; they have already failed irrecoverably at that job. I'll address this next time. Blockchain is a brilliant mathematical and computational construct, but much of its use now poses huge problems and probably colossal scams. In short, the US government is now getting faked out of its jock or other supporter. Don't Be A Sucker.

Also from up the page:

You would be hard pressed to find any greater or longer-standing skeptic/vilifier of fiat money than I. In cub scouts in 3rd grade, when we studied the new "sandwich coins" with copper in the middle, I said they looked neat, but I asked why are they doing that? That may not sound like an anti-fiat tirade to you, but for a true blue, All American 3rd grade boy who knew all the Gemini and most of the Mercury "space shots" by heart and wouldn't dream of questioning technology from our government, that was akin to Galileo muttering, "And yet it moves," before his Inquisitors. (Just so there's no misinterpretation, you can read up the page about my cub scout Den Leader and his wife, who were fantastic and my introductions to Johnny Cash and Franz Kafka.)

Remember: Don't Be A Sucker.

About John: Engineer - electronic hardware design and test; MSEE Stanford/Ginzton Lab-applied physics; B.A. Oberlin College, physics, math. email: john4midwest@gmail.com . John will not immediately reply to requests for comment, where "immediately" may be >1 year, especially in the case of the Chant Now Network.

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