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Emoji-Based Abbreviated Names & Use of Groupers
dialog, name is obvious or unnecessary
/directory/name> computer dialog *
name: dialog
(action/modifier)
[text in-universe]
{to self}
<computer action> *
* if it is necessary to distinguish between a flesh-and-blood person and an electronic person
🍕
💘: (second pillar)
💖: JNKabi (first pillar)
💗: Tila Orlagin Kasan
💓: Tisi Oryigin
💞
💕: the three pillars
❣️: Tiwu Oryigin
❤️🩹
❤️🔥: (third pillar)
💝: Ripple (Tixi Oryigin)
💔
🩷: Kirby (Kabi Kasan Orlagin)
❤️: (Tishi) Kaliang
🧡
💛
💚
🩵
💙
💜
🤍: Ti Origin (no Multi-Ocular O, rare)
ꙮ: Ti Origin
🩶
🖤
🤎
💟
💌: ???
🌞: Harmony Star/Hartasia
🔌: the Hartasia Electrical Utility Authority
🚏: the Hartasia Transit & Transport Authority (HTA)
🚢: battleship
🛳️: cargo ship
⛴️: passenger ship/empty cargo ship
🛥️: station builder tug
rules to roleplay fighting
a move at least starts with an asterisk, but may also end with one
example a: * JNKabi punched you (15 DMG)
example b: *I slither towards you swiftly and wrap myself around your legs, preventing movement*
you start with 100 HP and 10 SP in each battle
Soul Points (SP) are like HP but you deal less damage if you have less SP and you only lose SP if your HP is very low (<1%) or if you have a low LoV (<2 LoV)
other kinds of points like DP or TP do exist, but usage is unlikely and inconsistent
2 moves total per turn is the limit, attacks (dealing damage, aka DMG) and blocking (mitigating damage, or -n% DMG) are the main moves, but healing (negative DMG to self or party members) and using items count as moves too
you can squeeze in a third move, but only if your opponent is very slow
a heavy attack (close to half of your own HP worth of DMG) can only be done in certain situations and will render you unable to make any move next turn
blocking more than 50% damage is limited in use to once every 5 turns and passive blocking is limited to 50% at the top end and can be combined with active blocking. active blocks occur after the associated move, passive blocking always occurs
an active heal counts as an attack with negative DMG and will also throttle moves if more than 50% HP is healed
if you’re gonna use an item, you are limited to things you took from the battlefield (likely a city or a literal grass field unless otherwise stated by the initiator)
defenses happen in the turn after the associated move
a grab will reduce damage of the opponent by 1/5 for every 1 grab strength (GST), and >3 GST will disable the opponent entirely
struggling will reduce grab strength by 1 GST each
1 message per turn is good practice, but isn't strictly necessary
the Timeline (VERY LONG)
∞edge
Ti Origin and Hate are created as opposites, they fight each other, and Ti Origin wins; Ti Origin is therefore the Heart of Everything, and Hate invents Evil in order to one day mess up Ti Origin’s perfect world
-ΩΩ
Ti Origin creates the Harmony System (A unary system with the planets (nearest to furthest) Rock Star, Pop Star, Neo Star, Aqua Star, and Ripple Star), and starts living on the central star (Harmony Star)
Ti Origin creates the Palace on Harmony Star
-Ωα
Ti Origin creates the form of all Worlds, infinitely sub-divided into Universes and Mirror Universes (Antiverses), in these Universes are put Galaxies of many star systems, each with around 10 planets. Ti Origin decides that the Harmony System should not be in any of the universes, but instead in the exact center of the JNH world
World here is Multiverse, as they are indistinguishable in JNKabi’s multiverse model
-αΩ
Ti Origin goes on a strange tangent and creates living beings, including those which look and act similar to herself (now called “Heartishans”) which live in the Harmony System. Ti Origin subtly changes her form so that she stands out from the rest
This is also when the Ideal form of a continuous living creature was first put forth, that of a Poyoan
-αω
Ti Origin decides to invent a language with both an orthography (written bit) and a phonology (spoken bit), both of which are based on each other. It’s called “Tókabî”
-אΩ
Hate throws Evil at some of the universes, which would therefore end up inhabited with Humans and Humanoids
Before Hate caused further damage, Ti Origin banished Hate to a completely separate multiverse of Complete, Unadulterated Evil (now called “Hell”)
Ti Origin has 10 children, Tiyi, Tila, Tisa, Tisi, Tiwu, Tilyw, Tici, Tiba, Titiw, and Tixi. (Oryigin) Tiyi is now the God of Positivity and Tila is watching.
Ti Origin creates the Palace of Dreams for the others
-א0א
Past the point of no return; Time now constantly moves forward and never back (Time becomes finite)
Mortality’s a thing now
-א0-א
Tiyi goes crazy and Tila is forced to kill them. Tila becomes the God of Positivity and Tisa is watching
(that happens 2 more times)
Tisi is the God of Positivity, and Tiwu is watching
-??????
in the kerfuffle-shuffle of Time transitioning from the infinite to the finite generating an extra time dimension and breaking reality, Ripple Star gets Tixi Oryigin’s soul and becomes sentient.
Ripple Star is easily the largest living being in the JNH world.
there’s no way of knowing what year this event took place due to the time not working right.
-1000
Earth enters the orbit of Harmony Star way beyond Ripple Star’s, Tisi (and soon Kirby) calls it Shiver Star
-500
first 100 poyoans created in COTC Ltd labs
-493
first poyoan duplication
-471
first poyoan official language (Toki Pona)
-406
first lingual transformation (Old Poyoan)
-377
first poyoan learns the English language and Poyoan simultaneously
-376
poyoan golden age begins
-349
the Great Digital Disaster (CLabs refuses to give Poyoans Silicon chips and PCBs)
-346
the Poyoan Pre-Imperial war (called the Before Zero war | over those PCBs)
-342
Poyoans win the war and get their computers, and some land
-333
the first Poyoan emperor is chosen
-328
second lingual transformation (midpoyo)
-299
the Poyoan Empire gets its name (Po'xijo)
-273
Poyoans surpass human intelligence
-238
Poyoans now own 30% of the earth
-202
Poyoans invent the FTL drive
-201
modular structures are adopted for ease of moving the entire building
the Poyoan Empire performs the migration of the entire empire
-198
now to wait almost 200 years for the Poyoan Empire to set foot on planet Popstar (they never completely take over humans)
0
the Poyoan Empire lands on Popstar
5
the Poyoan Empire becomes a democracy (although still expanding into different lands)
10
the second poyoan emperor is voted for (technically a president)
20
the Poyoan Empire is noticed by Dreamland all around it
25
the Poyoan Empire briefly becomes Communist (38 days), then a Monarchic Democracy
30
the Poyoan Empire goes to war with Dreamland
55
Dreamland attempts to strike a peace deal with the Poyoan Empire, the Poyoan Empire proceeds to assassinate Dreamland's entire government and eat the Supreme Leader
60
the Poyoan Empire owns all of Popstar and the Earth
79
the Poyoan Empire establishes a Wormhole between Earth and Popstar
93
the Poyoan Empire revolutionizes the Poyoan language and script
129
the Poyoan Empire takes over the entire Milkyway galaxy and nearby galaxy Andromeda
279
the Poyoan Empire colonizes the entire universe
300
the Poyoan script is digitized and modernized
310
the Poyoan Empire becomes a Fascist state, and is renamed "the Revolutionary Poyoan Republic"
316
the RPR discovers trans-universe travel
333
The RPR makes a new branch of Po’xixo: Project Lumina
This branch will be focused on gaining power over all things and tricking Poyoans into helping
346
the Poyoanet (Poyoan internet) is created
482
the RPR is overthrown by communism and is renamed "the People's Republic of Po'xixo"
500
as the 500th anniversary of the Poyoan empire's independence, the Poyoan government is reformed into a Monarchical Democracy and is renamed "the Imperial Democratic Republic of Po'xixo", the Communist Dictator is burned alive shortly after
836
the Poyoan Empire meets up with the COTCean Empire, the Poyoan Emperor swiftly declares war without the COTCean president's word
942
the COTCean Empire attempts to make a peace deal, but the legal document was destroyed, before it was even one line in, by the Poyoan Empire
973
the COTCean Empire falls into total equalism and into obscurity by the hand of the Poyoan Emperor
1000
the Poyoan Empire celebrates its first milleniversary with loads of tradition and now the Poyoan Empire is huge (around ×10 the size it was in the year 999)
1249
the Poyoan Empire adopts a legal system that uses AI as a major part, the Poyoan Empire invents a system of 3D navigation based on where the Poyoan Palace resides
1250
The Poyoan Empire makes a physical currency: the Po’Xi+i (Po’xigyi)
1305
the Poyoan Empire annexes the COTCean Empire, the COTCean Empire responds by shoving their entire military into the Poyoan Palace Star Sys, the Poyoan Empire then responds by taking the entire COTCean Empire except for the capital and ripping apart every COTCean except for the top 500 most powerful not including the president
1306
the remaining 500 COTCeans manage to form an alliance with the Poyoan Empire
1343
the COTCean provinces are renamed after Poyoan provinces with an additional syllable "-Po"
1350
the Poyoan Empire declares full reign over the COTCean Empire
1360
The ISTS (Infinite Speed Transport System) is up and running
1500
the Poyoan Empire declares that the planet Popstar is now a sovereign nation called "the Democratic Republic of Popstar" because of the lack of true poyoans on the planet, Kirby moves to a hotel on a nearby planet to The Poyoan Palace with only his 5 closest friends (Keeby, Kaby, Korby, Kaiby, and Chuchu) and his computer.
1501
Kirby goes to planet Popstar to retrieve his star rod, and Nyupun (friend of Chuchu) and moves from the hotel to a house in an open field on a nearby planet to The Poyoan Palace, just like the one he used to live in, albeit a bit larger, and a bit squarer
1502
Kirby goes to planet Popstar to retrieve some of his stuff (as he did the year before) to discover that planet Popstar was soon to be destroyed, Kirby tried to retrieve as much stuff as possible, he retrieved everything except for his other animal friends (rick, coo, kine, pitch, etc.) and an inexplicable authentic Mona Lisa
planet Popstar is no more, as it is torn to shreds by a Suboptium warhead, but not before Kirby narrowly escapes at a high fraction of the speed of light, but the very ship that dropped the Warhead was so dead set on killing Kirby, that it chased Kirby to his home, where it hid in the nearby forest for several years
Kirby starts dating Teraiga
1510
the crew of the ship that tried to obliterate Kirby, which were Samus, Mario, Luigi, a goat in a military uniform, the number 4, Michael Stevens, the letter H, and literally a non-sentient loaf of bread, tried to ambush Kirby, only to be immediately arrested and executed for the attempted murder of a VIP (except for the loaf of bread (food), and Michael (shown as innocent))
1512
Kirby marries Teraiga, the rings they both wear are gold rings with obsidian, and pink and cyan gems around them
1515
the Poyoan Marching and Melee Research Galactic Group (PM&MRGG) had one of it's planets become an extremely racist nation that only would accept yellow Poyoans, named "the Land of the Keebys" by Po'XiXo
1517
the Land of the Keebys non-willingly and violently gets integrated into Po'XiXo, but it is still really hard for a poyoan to get in if the poyoan isn't yellow.
Keeby marries Besaidi right after leaving the CMD center of the Land of the Keebys (that's a little bit on the nose, don't you think, Keeby?)
1550
The Po’xigyi becomes a digital currency, and the physical currency can be turned in for a similar amount of digital currency
1560
the Po'xixo research & development team discovers charm caffeine (a healing compound) by speaking with a living piece of paper about its life and ideals
1561
the PR&D team makes many clones of the living paper in hopes of raising the population
with the experiment’s failure, the PR&D center banishes all of the cloned living paper to a far away planet.
1570
the Poyoan Empire invents a weird thing that can 3d print anything in existence (including conscious entities)
1575
Poyoan empire put forth "the Poyoan Commission for the Protection of Civilizations" (PCPC) due to a nearby civilization nearly destroying a younger civilization
1600
the Poyoan Empire makes a copy of the SapiAIs Noumena, Epicede, and Halcyon (XuFQiRQa, XePeSi, and XalQiSiHQa respectively) and establishes a Poyoanet network between them and the Poyoan Empire
1601-1603
Chaari Pwydldit goes from a basic soldier to "capital high commander" of the Po'XiXo space fleet in less than 3 years
1605
Chaari had a planet named after her.
1610
the Poyoan Empire saves Azimuth (XaSQiBQu) from total obliteration and connects it to the rest, creating what they call the HENA team (XeSQa)
1700
Hartasia’s CORE powerplant is built on Harmony Star
1800
the Poyoan Empire adopts a system where an AI is watching over 6 emperors (Automated Democratic Hexarchy), and switches to base 6
Physical Po’xigyi is no longer accepted, not even for conversion to digital Po’xigyi
1905
The “Love-Love stick” is being studied to make a laser arm-cannon with similar effects
1950
The last surviving 1 Po’xigyi note was sold on auction for 32,400,000 Po’xigyi to the Po’xixo National History and Modern Art Museum, where it was put on display
1993
Breaking News: Project Lumina Breaks off of Po’xixo After Po’xixo Gets Busted for Breaking its Own 2PC Laws
2000
News: Kirby’s New Shop Skyrockets in Value And Popularity
2002
Breaking News: Kirby’s Shop is Broken Into, Kirby Deals With Thief With Tank Round Compatible Rifle
2005
News: Masonawa News Gets Popular Among Toki Pona Speakers
2010
Breaking: Border to the Multiverse Discovered with ISTS Vehicle, Researchers Immediately Researching Crossing the Border
2020
News: Inter-Multiversal Scanning Shows that Poyoan Quarantining Methods are Much Better Than That of Other Civilizations, Poyoans are to Be Careful Not to Infect Them When They can go There
2022
The GSO (Galactic Survey Organisation) declares war on Po'xixo
Po'xixo acquires GeoCorp and Better Future Technologies from the GSO; The GSO swears that there will be no chance at a peace treaty (a bad move on the GSO's part)
The Enisern district is locked down due to TRECOB-22, a disease that turns Poyoans into trees
2023 - 1
Breaking: “I’m not your goddamn puppet!” Tisi of the Harmony System’s Senate Says After Breaking all Po’xixo Structures in the Harmony System
Tisi built PoyoaNet Signal Jammers and clearly is using PoyoaNet for her own purposes, spreading Anti-Po’xixo Propaganda by rewriting Root Node code, a felony punishable with The Torture Penalty
Furthermore, Kirby leaves Po’xixo and goes into Hartasia, the nation created as a result of Tisi’s rebellion, and takes all of his friends and his gifts from Po’xixo with him. Po’xixo is devastated
Breaking: Tisi reveals that she evoked the war between the GSO and Po’xixo, created TRECOB-22 to destroy Poyoan troops and that she planned to strike the Poyoan Palace with a Suboptium warhead but lost control and hit Pop Star. Po’xixo Declares War on Hartasia
The AI planetoids, with the exception of the Poyoan Palace, are convinced to migrate to Hartasia
Tisi remakes planet Pop Star after 521 years of its pieces orbiting Harmony Star
The GSO backs out of the war
2023 - 2
Ship Parts Alpha co migrates to Hartasia, leaving only individual repair personnel to repair ships and no efficient way to make larger ships without ridiculously complicated Covert-Ops missions only possible with the now heavily impeded PoyoaNet
Tisi manages to destroy critical Root Node servers rendering PoyoaNet completely useless in Po’xixo
The PoyoSend mega system was not destroyed, but reintegrated into Hartasia
The Land of the Keebys is freed from Po'xixo and is peaceful with Hartasia despite not following Hartasia’s ways
This may have undone Keeby's work from 508 years ago, but their economy is better than ever!
The Po'xixo economy crashed and the few non-Hartasian planets remaining are falling into anarchy
The Poyoan Palace is in pieces, dividing the already struggling nation
2023 - 3
There are only two non-compliant planets remaining
one of the planets joins Hartasia
"We won't let you become our leader!" - last words of Po'xixo before it's fall. Tisi's word at the moment: "That's unfortunate, and now you're dead."
Tisi creates the "Po'xixo Nova Remnant" an assortment of pieces of the Poyoan Palace arranged to look like the last moments of the Poyoan Palace, like the 2nd version of the Death Star. Written on the info sign (essentially Po'xixo's tombstone) is "Rest In Peace / Po'xixo / for 1523 years until 2023 / Never Forgotten / Destroyed in a war for power, of which it won many before" a glass info panel to the right summarizes Po'xixo's history.
strangely, the info panel says nothing about the Land of the Keebys
2023 - 4
Tisi establishes several companies to keep the repurposed PoyoaNet parts going (mostly Poxixoba Entertainment for Masonawa news and Apple of the Orange Tree Research Refinery for most other things)
2025
Hartasia is now fully restored, all the planets’ names had the word “star” removed from them to fit with the new age: Rock, Pop, Neo, Earth, Aqua, Ripple
No fuel burning, use electricity instead!
2030
the Hartasia Electrical Utility Authority is concerned about the state that the CORE powerplant is in
2031
the CORE powerplant locks up and Hartasia blacks out
the first part of the new powerplant TriFORCE completes its Hohmann transfer to Aqua L3 and powers Earth, Aqua, and Ripple
Tisi [___] from [___] to be able to [___] in case of [___]
the TriFORCE powerplant’s other parts finish the Hohmann transfers to the other Lagrange points suspiciously quickly
the world-reality barrier has a sizable hole in it from Tisi’s interaction with .̸̀̀.̴͎͛.̵̎̂.̵̄̓.̸͗̽.̵̌̾.̵̽͛.̷̑́.̷̊͛ , which required crossing the barrier in a weird way
Tisi fixed the hole, but amalga are now rapidly approaching Hartasia
2032
the Hartasia military is having trouble trying to defeat all the amalga, and an amalgam finds it's way to Ripple
the amalga have been dealt with, the only amalga left are in the Nothingness
2035
Flowey never truly left
2040
the Three Pillars threaten Hartasia
Cryptic.txt
for 8 bit file usage add C0 to the start to each 6 bit section
01/00 e|09/08 c|17/10 g|25/18 m|33/20 (|41/28 #|49/30 }|57/38 4
02/01 a|10/09 l|18/11 h|26/19 q|34/21 )|42/29 $|50/31 "|58/39 5
03/02 r|11/0A w|19/12 j|27/1A .|35/22 /|43/2A %|51/32 <|59/3A 6
04/03 i|12/0B y|20/13 k|28/1B :|36/23 -|44/2B &|52/33 >|60/3B 7
05/04 o|13/0C u|21/14 z|29/1C '|37/24 =|45/2C *|53/34 0|61/3C 8
06/05 t|14/0D p|22/15 x|30/1D ,|38/25 [|46/2D _|54/35 1|62/3D 9
07/06 n|15/0E d|23/16 v|31/1E ?|39/26 ]|47/2E +|55/36 2|63/3E capNxt
08/07 s|16/0F f|24/17 b|32/1F !|40/27 @|48/2F {|56/37 3|64/3F lneBrk
encoding
1: make the length of each word (including punctuation, not including capNxt or lneBrk) as numbers as large as 63/3E, add
64/3F to the end, and place it in the result
{ignore the part before the first "," if only 1 word long}
[text limit => 040564 / 03043F|text. => 64 / 3F]
2: replace characters with corresponding numbers as shown above, and
place it in the result after the existing numbers
[64 / 3F & text. => 640601220627 / 3F050015051A]
<ignore the following steps if you wish to not encrypt and decode
the text>
3: square the whole resulting number*
[640601220627 => 410369923868802330273129]
[3F050015051A => F837623595500BDD65E06A4]
4: initialize the numbers for decoding (A for dec, B for hex)
A: go through each pair of digits, if the number is too big (max: 63 initially and finally, 64 anywhere else), or if you feel like it, add
a ~0 before the number, and jump forward only one digit
[410369923868802330273129 =>
41 03 ~06 ~09 ~09 23 ~08 ~06 ~08 ~08 02 33 02 ~07 31 29]
B: convert the whole thing to binary, add "00" to the beginning
of the number and between every group of 6 bits, and convert
back to hex
{if the amount of bits isn't originally a multiple of 6, add an
amount of ~s to the end corresponding to the amount of pairs of
bits needed to make it a multiple of 6, treat the ~s as "10"
[F837623595500BDD65E06A4 =>
00111110 00000011 00011101 00100010 00001101 00011001 00010101
00010000 00000010 00111101 00110101 00100101 00111000 00000110
00101001 0000~~ =>
3E 03 1D 22 0D 19 15 10 02 3D 35 25 38 06 29 0A ~~]
5: replace all of the pairs of digits with their corresponding
characters as shown above**
[4103~06~09~0923~08~06~08~08023302~073129 =>
# r ~t ~c ~c v ~s ~t ~s ~s a ( a ~n ? ']
[3E031D220D191510023D35253806290A~~ =>
I , / p q x g r 9 1 [ 4 n $ w ~~]
i l o v e y o u
04 10052301 125013
| / / /
010403640410052301125013
0108235733781673212295350152558337625454250169
01|08|23|57|33|~7|~8|16|~7|32|12|29|53|50|15|25|58|33|~7|62|54|54|25|01|~6|~9
e s v 4 ( ~n ~s f ~n ! y ' 0 " d m 5 ( ~n 9 1 1 m e ~t ~c
esv4(~n~sf~n!y'0"dm5(~n911me~t~c
*it is possible that the number starts with one or more 0s, if it does, ensure that the 0s are conserved between the two forms (see second example)
*hex and dec are not compatible in any way
**if you run into a 00 in dec which can’t be removed with ~, replace it with any of these four characters: `;\|
decrypting:
follow the first two steps in the “encoding”
[t/'*~ne'u
.z~t~c_~t~s)i7a~c~n~s&?~nl~sw~n~c~t4~n~s$(8~c~n-~sn~nwoj?'
=>
06432945~07012913642721~06~0946~06~0834046002~09~07~084431~0710~0811~07~09~0657~07~08423361~09~0736~0807~071105193129] (example is DEC)
initialize for decrypting, this step is different between the two systems (A: DEC/B: HEX)
remove all the ~0s found in the number
[0643294570129136427216946683404600297844317108117965778423361973680771105193129]
remove all the 00s from the start of each byte and remove the ~s, if present
take the square root of the resulting number and ensure the result is a whole number, take care to preserve leading 0s
0802056463180203060208040204082401200627
if not, it’s either in the wrong system or you messed up somewhere.
replace the pairs of digits with the letters, do not do so with or before the first 64
[0802056463180203060208040204082401200627
=>
08020564Hartasiaisbest.]
separate the result given the widths of each word
[08020564Hartasiaisbest.
=>
Hartasia is best.]
Fruit?
Cliqqcumber (click-cum-ber)
A long, yellow-green fruit with a similar texture to honeydew or similar melons, with cucumber-like seeds which make clicking sounds when chewed (hence, cliqqcumber). The taste is often described as semi-sweet with an undertone of lemon and apple, with a horrible aftertaste of what can only be described as a cross between wood, charcoal, and plastic. These fruits are often very nutritious for Poyoans, but are known to be lethal in large amounts.Hoenbiekma
A cube-shaped black fruit with a ceramic-like shell and a gooey inside which contains cyan round seeds whose hardness is comparable to that of an avocado’s skin. The taste can range anywhere from lemon, to orange, to ananas (pineapples), to chocolate, to pure sugar; depending on how ripe it is. The seeds can be eaten, but they taste like acidic surströming and eyeball fluid. The seeds are often used in medicine as a stimulant and pain killer. The shell is crushed for use on roads to make the roads last longer.Sciiba (stsi-iba)
A round yellow fruit with a soft, edible peel, an oddly creamy inside, and orange seeds (which are also edible). It tastes like orange or lemon cheesecake, depending on the soil it is grown in; the seeds also taste like cheesecake. This fruit is known to have 100-150% daily value of all known nutrients per singular fruit (based on a 2500 calorie diet) and have over 4000 calories, therefore it is very important not to eat more than one per day, even if you are particularly active.Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake™
All foods that exist in one, infinite density pie cake. It also has every nutrient that can be useful to organic life forms in infinite amounts. As expected, it tastes like everything that exists, at least before it kills you in 1E-72902 seconds (.0(~72900 zeros)01) with a heart attack. You can get it in rituals requiring half your soul. This is the only thing that can “kill” inanimate objects. Commercial about this thing.
Here’s an image of this thing:Traditional sphere bread (+QeePQaKiHa-Qa)
A spherical, often sweet bread-like cake with no less than three meats inside, which include beef, goat, deer, pork, squirrel, sheep, or anything else a poyoan can get his hands on, along with hoenbiekma fruit; all coated in sugar and cheese. Traditional Sphere Bread is made with an open flame under the bread, with your bare hands manuvering the bread to be round and cooked evenly; the bread is then sprinkled with sugar, and coated in cheese. Before the bread is cooked, the meats are seasoned with salt, cinnamon, pepper, and ripened hoenbiekma, and cooked thoroughly; then the cooked meats are put in the bread with more hoenbiekma, and the bread is wrapped around the filling and cooked without hesitation. The bread is eaten at traditional celebrations, and is stood on an egg cradle. The sphere bread is the size of the poyoan who cooked it, which is often 100cm tall, which is ~3’ 3⅓”, which doesn’t fit through human-sized doors.
Notice Board
dates are in dd/mm/"yy
05/07/"24: roleplay fight rules added
01/07/"24: end of pride month, title text is back to white. what am I, a big company on social media?
24/06/"24: removed the Yeah! from the banner, the /yeah page is now blank, added to the EBAN&UoG sub-page
18/06/"24: my mouse decided it's had enough
14/06/"24: added a Yeah! to the banner.
11/06/"24: added important images tab in "constructed stuff", moved the nav bar to the side... then back to the top (I'm trying to get RID of it!!)
09/06/"24: fixed a dumb error between 09/04/"24 and 27/05/"24, added the three pillars to the EBAN&UoG, properly hid the extra alephs in the Timeline, made the feedback button more generic.
06/06/"24: the text was added to the social media (it's harder than you think)
03/06/"24: another year, another dyne
31/05/"24: added to the EBAN&UoG, and ?????? page added
27/05/"24: "Heartisan" has been changed to "Heartishan" to prevent confusion with the word artisan (shouldn't it be Hartishan, or is that too far removed?)
09/04/"24: list of those given start text added
31/03/"24: pretty small change, #FF00FF has been changed to #D525D6 in all future pictures and in this site's favicon (the little icon next to the site's name)
29/03/"24: added some text at the top so the quick description that some sites show isn't just "Emoji-centric identifiers". also removed the old version of this site.
08/03/"24: I figured out the "style" thing, and now things are different colors. also, mutual fictionality
01/03/"24: opening of the website
10/01/"24: connection to IntGeo
this is the start. it's at the bottom so the latest thing is at the top