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James Felton is a comedy writer of TV, radio, books, various newspapers and publications, and general online nonsense. You probably know him from his writings on politics in the Guardian, some topical comedy TV show, or that dumb meme you saw on Twitter.
He is the author of 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend, a novelty history book with Little, Brown with an awful lot of dicks on the front.
He writes stuff for money. You can commission him by emailing: jamesmichaelfelton@gmail.com.
I love tweeting nonsense and I will always do it for free. But if you happen to fancy buying me a coffee (and by coffee I mean milk coke) to support me / show appreciation I would be grateful. It turns out kids aren't cheap.
Buy Jim a milk coke (which Brummies love)
James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we British* have done to the world since time immemorial - and then conveniently forgot all about, of course, including:
- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our heroin
- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries
- Casually creating muzzles for women
52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected or even wanted to know.
*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.
James writes scripts. I've written for TV and radio, mainly sticking to comedy and comedy-drama.
This script was long-listed for the BBC Writers Room Drama. Read it and then commission it/me you cowards.
Sketches / other scripts / samples available on request.
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