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Comic #136: Stacks of Magazines

Comic #135: Rotate Condensate Piping

Comic #134: Water Displacement

Comic #133: So Much More to Learn

Comic #132: Penthouse

Comic #131: Shakespeare - Hardness Breaks

Comic #130: Teenage Water Molecule

Comic #129: Middle Ages Bleed vs. Blowdown

Comic #128: The Life of Detective H2O

Comic #127: Corrosion Free Zone

Comic #126: Water Conditioner

Comic #125: Changing Corrosion Coupons

Comic #124: The Water Cycle

Comic #123: Detective H2O

Comic #122: Feeling Important

Comic #121: Pumped Up

Comic #120: Pet Cation

Comic #119: Eriochrome Black Tea

Comic #118: Scary Campfire Stories

Comic #117: Life on Mars

Comic #116: How Biocides Work

Comic #115: Dating Rejection

Comic #114: Suspenseful Wastewater Mystery

Comic #113: Mistakes Were Made

Comic #112: Clowns

Comic #111: Closed Deaerator Vent

Comic #110: Spitting Deaerator Vent

Comic #109: Never Trust a Drip!

Comic #108: Mobile Stationary Engineer

Comic #107: Land of Plenty

Comic #106: They All Know SO MUCH!

Comic #105: Frozen Test Kit

Comic #104: Hydrophobic vs. Hydrophilic

Comic #103: Self-Manufactured Crisis

Comic #102: Saving Water

Comic #101: Pinks and Blues

Comic #100: Celebrating 100 Episodes

Comic #99: Water Tagged

Comic #98: Not Documented

Comic #97: Lines Painted Wrong

Comic #96: Home Sweet Home

Comic #95: Newbie Thinks Outside the Box

Comic #94: Dead Leg

Comic #93: Point of Career Divergence

Comic #92: Grandma's Question

Comic #91: Newbie Gets Wet Changing Corrosion Coupons

Comic #90: Water Molecule Hydrogen Bonding Wedding

Comic #89: Non-Chemical Emoji Devices (NCEDs)

Comic #88: A Rising Tide

Comic #87: High Scale and Middle Scale Dances

Comic #86: Newbie Studies Cycles of Concentration

Comic #85: Water Under Pressure

Comic #84: Base Behavior

Comic #83: Industrial vs. Domestic Water

Comic #82: Industrial Water

Comic #81: Strong Bonds

Comic #80: Mona Lisa of Water

Comic #79: Third Degree

Comic #78: A Watched Pot

Comic #77: Hydroxide Borg

Comic #76: Wastewater Suspended Solids Come Together

Comic #75: TV Shows

Comic #74: Nomads

Comic #73: Newbie and M-I-C-K-E-Y

Comic #72: Newbie Brings Coupons

Comic #71: Toilet to Tap

Comic #70: Meeting about Meetings

Comic #69: Stationery for Stationary Engineers

Comic #68: Native Habitat

Comic #67: Legionallien!

Comic #66: Gone Planktonic!

Comic #65: Indicator Organism

Comic #64: Bucket of Knowledge

Comic #63: Phantom Atom and Custom Corrosion Coupon Rates

Comic #62: Born or Fall Into It

Comic #61: Stand-Up Comedy

Comic #60: Magic Elixir

Comic #59: Wanted in 3 States

Comic #58: Optimist vs. Pessimist

Comic #57: Bar and Funny Dream

Comic #56: Threshold Inhibitor vs. Phantom Atom

Comic #55: Element of Surprise

Comic #54: Mole

Comic #53: Gender Reveal

Comic #52: It's a Trap!

Comic #51: Costume Party

Comic #50: The Curse of the Novelties

Comic #49: Graduated Cylinder

Comic #48: Corrosion Coupon 1/2 Off!

Comic #47: Cross the RO Membrane

Comic #46: Gatekeepers and Donuts

Comic #45: Drug Paraphernalia

Comic #44: Spring has Sprung

Comic #43: Water Hammer Time

Comic #42: "What the Shift" Book Set

Comic #41: Industrial Water Treatment Parent

Comic #40: Control Ranges

Comic #39: Meniscus

Comic #38: 99% Sales Positive

Comic #37: Crystal Ball

Comic #36: Evolution of Industrial Water Treatment Professional

Comic #35: Newbie & Unusual Testing

Comic #34: Pump Drops a Beat

Comic #33: Superhero Backstory

Comic #32: Pencilwhip H2O

Comic #31: Good Operators

Comic #30: Stupid Question

Comic #29: Newbie Forgets Cap

Comic #28: Washing Hands

Comic #27: House of Oxidizer

Comic #26: Great Steam Header in Sky

Comic #25: Deep Hole

Comic #24: Makeup Water Meter

Comic #23: Extreme Room Makeover

Comic #22: Good Habits

Comic #21: Deaerator Personalities

Comic #20: Soft Water

Comic #19: Softener Adventure

Comic #18: Friends

Comic #17: More than Water

Comic #16: Doctor Clara Fier & What Water Drinks

Comic #15: Triangle & Hold My Beer

Comic #15 Alternative: Two versions of this cartoon were made. The one above was published, but some may like the one below as well.

Comic #14: One Signal Away

Comic #13: Doctor Clara Fier - Family Counselor

Comic #12: Exhaust Port

Comic #11: Five Senses

Comic #10: Blue Knight of the Passivation Order

Comic #9: Retirement

Comic #8: Hard Water

Comic #7: Where Water's Been

Comic #6: Cycles of Concentration

Comic #5: That Would be Great

Comic #4: Doctor Clara Fier

Comic #3: The Flick

Comic #2: What Do You Do?

Comic #1: Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Water is more than just wet, water is funny, mystical, and literally, cool and steamy. Check out these water jokes.

Q&A

Q: Why is the letter "t" like an island?
- A: It is surrounded by water!
Q: Where does water go when it gets confused?
- A: The clarifier.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates?
- A: Because they are cheaper than day rates.
Q: Why did the white, furry bear dissolve in water?
- A: Because it was polar.

Drink

Two industrial water treatment professionals go into a bar. The first one says, "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says, "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Physicist, Biologist, and Chemist

A physicist, biologist and a chemist visited the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water."

Doctor

A man goes to the doctor saying he feels terrible. Doctor prescribes several different kinds of pills and tells the man to take them immediately with lots of water.

The man says, “Dang, doc! What do I have?”

Doc says, “You’re dehydrated.”