Material : Silicone - Plastic
Length : ~3.2" / 8,2 cm
Diameter : ~1.2" / 3 cm
Waterproof : Splashproof but not the remote control.
Rechargeable : Yes
Not the kind of egg you can make an omelet with.
Let's talk about the Egg Vibrator by Joyful.
Another toy for couple that I use alone, yes. In fact, my very first toy was a vibrating egg like this one, unfortunately I do not remember the model or the brand.
I know that when it stopped working I looked for it without finding it, so I make do with a model whose price was similar. The problem is that the quality is very different...
Let’s start with the positive, this is the shortest part.
With this vibrating egg I was looking for a very soft vibration force that I found, which suits me. An Egg Vibrator is designed for vaginal stimulation, which doesn't give me any pleasure, so I use it externally.
Its small size allows to carry it easily and discreetly, unlike a bigger wand like the Happy Wand.
Plus, in terms of noise it's much more discreet too.
The Silicone is very soft, nothing to complain about. In fact I will especially criticize everything that is NOT silicone.
First, the top of the egg consists of a painted plastic cap, which I find really bad for an object that is supposed to fit in such an intimate place.
And the rope... that damn rope... Honestly it’s the worst part of the toy for me. My first egg was made entirely of silicone for a completely safe use, here the rope that allows to pull out the egg is actually a wire in a plastic sheath. What makes it rigid, and in addition we feel the wire... The few times I tried to insert it I was stopped by the rope. I’ve even hurt myself and it’s really uncomfortable.
But if we can’t insert it then the remote becomes useless? Well yes, but even if you get there it won't be much more useful. Supposed to answer at a maximum distance of 10m (~32.8 ft) I've already used it solo, so there must have been something like 50cm (~20") maximum between the egg and its remote control, and even at this distance there are failures. Very often the signal doesn't go to the egg.
In addition, the egg has 3 speeds and 7 vibration modes but on the egg as on the remote control you have only one button that will be used for switching on/off and very linear navigation between the different modes.
And finally let’s talk about autonomy, or rather life expectancy. Because this toy lived much less than my first egg.
My first egg lived something like 2-3 years, this one is already failing after less than a year.
The battery lasts less time with each charge and often in a moment of use while the battery has been charged the motor will suddenly lose power to the point of being useless because too weak for you to reach orgasm.
My opinion
This egg worked well at first, but it quickly showed a lot of bad points.
I don't recommend it because from experience I know there are much better models.