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Here at the Crab Cult, we practice Crabism. We occasionally sacrifice our enemies to the almighty crab. Today's noble sacrifice is Counsellor Pyro. Pyro is a sinner that needs to be frozen clean. With his raging fire, they have melted plenty of ice and evaporated oceans. This threatens the Holy Crab. Therefore the Holy Crab demands a sacrifice in the form of frozen souls. So the sinner shall freeze until his flesh turns blue.

But before we do this, we shall pray. We shall pray to the Crab Rave and beg for his protection. Holy Crab, we ask you for some food. In return, you shall receive our undying loyalty and upon death we shall give you our souls. May this be enough to receive some sloppy potato chips. Blessed be the Crab.