This is the Howrah Night Club.
We have ample Parking SpaCE WhEEL ChaIr Accessible spots and StaTE of tHE ArT EQUipMEnT.
FoR JusT $10 a Man will Take YOuR KiDS off You AMaZiNg!
$200 EnTRy.
ToiLets ARe A biT Bad But GreAT AtMospHEar!
OuR Menu!!!! DonALD TrUMp AnD JoE BiDEN MAdE Up HeRe!!!
Our 100th visitor will win a X Box Series X We're currently looking for a bouncer.
We offer private rooms and have holiday specials
Gordon Ramsey said I Quote "This is the worst shit I have ever tasted and would rather live in hell than stay here"
The Winner of the X Box is Mr. B. Barren Bum tickler of the greats. If you see him tell him!
Lost and found:
IPhone 3G
Galaxy watch
Mr Richard the 12th LG ID card
Police Batton
Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra
Big Russian Vodka and USSR Uprising plans