emon shomoi arekta gola shona gelo...


h-h-hello everyb-body, d-dont w-worry...i-i will t-take the t-tab.


arrey e-je sudip bondhopadhyay...elo kot theke.


A-ami b-bujhli e-ekhane e-ekta S-shamim D-desai-er s-shonge s-shoot-e e-eshechhilam...hotat d-dekhi t-tora. Arrey..p-poisha nish n-na Arindam, ami t-taka dichhi,...o-ota amar kacche k-kichhu n-na. A-ami K-Kl -e h-honeymoon kortey giye o-one lac takar s-shopping korechhi - t-tao c-credit c-card-e...ar o-okhankar CD-der b-bujhiye e-eshechhi o-ora kirom g-gandu. P-piyush p-pojonto a-amai s-shamle c-chole...

e-eta ki...v-vodka? a-ami j-jokhon h-howrai t-thaktam, t-tokhon t-toh n-nijer h-hatey v-vodka b-banatam. o k-kichhu na.


Mac: amio banatam...murti. parar saraswati pujoi ami poteckbar murti bantam.


Chumki: Mac, dhop marish na. Tui nahole ke murti banato. Ekta line soja draw kortey parish na. Ar Sudip, tui-o chup thak..KL-e eshe k-din amai ja jaliyechhish..tor dhop shuney matha dhorey gechhey - tui jabar por Mota-ke advance tultey hoyechhey- amar matha byathar oshuder jonno.


Mac: O baba, godai-er hasi beriyechhey..ta biye korey kemon lagchhey. Phur phure?? Tobey jai bolo, ami jokhon biye korbo, sobaike dekhiye debo. Tomar bou dana kata pori hotey parey..amar bou hobey dana-wala pori...pandel-e urrey berabe...


Dadu (a long sigh): Ami bhai boro chap-e achhi...aaj 4 bochhor dhorey biyer chesta cholchhey...kan tirishek meye dekhlam...kissui hocchhey na bujhli. karo mari boro toh karo mai chhoto.


Maiti: Ar ami ekta meye pelam, tao sala bhondul hoye gelo.


Rahul: Marriage is an union of mind not body. I was writing this copy the other day for an isobgul...and i realised the relationship between bowel movemnet and potty....


Ronnie: Amar ar baul hoya holo na. Fuckkk Maaannn!!


Mota: Ami toh baundule hoye gelam...Chumki ja kora khelchhey last 5 years...ami ar mota nei - roga hoye gelam....

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The story has shifter from Sonar Killa to Goa. the gang is staying at Taj Aguada, everyone has fresh memories of taj Aguada from Dil Chahta hai...DCH has played a huge role in evryone's preparations...


mac and Dadu both have turned up at the station with Akshay Khanna hairstyle, Rahul and Maiti both embarrased looking at each other , n each other's goeatee ala king khan, chumki has a new flipflop hat, jini a new pair of shades, mota a new three quarters trouser, Hojo a new batik bandana, sudip an armani jacket, biyete paoa from canada, diptea a new t-shirt- la-aura...


Everyone's gotten off at the Goa station and waiting for the cabs, but they are nowhere in the sight, mota slightly tense coz he repeatedly reminded the hotel people about the pickup, that too free...


mac: mota, ki hotel book korecho mama,,,,gari na bodhoe gorur gari pathachche, tai otot somoy lagche

mota: taj aguadar naam shunechish? tor baba jokhon sei goa-r jail-e bhorti chilo, poneroi august okhane ene koedider fenny khaoato...

chumki: babu, chill, rege jachcho, u getting personal

thommthom-e abhaoa...


hotath doo-r ekta helicopter...

ronnie: gurur eta amader naki?

maiti: mota, chopper ride manage korecho naki?

mac: amader parar kana bapir ekta chopper chilo, or kaka nepal theke ene diyechilo...

dadu: mac, chopper maane helecopter...tui jeta bhabchish seta noe

chumki: chopper ride? babu, this is a surprise

jini: ami janla khule boshbo, maane dorja khule, haoa khete khete jaabo

dadu: kintu mota erom kota trip marbe ora, amara to barojon, naki aaro asche

motar mukhe ekta alto hashi...

diptea: looks at mota and says -he is my heeeero...i once flew a chopper in south aamerica

maiti: from where to where?

diptea: cant remember...


roshni: amader angola te security threat-er jonyo amader to aar gari kore ghorai shombhob noe, office jai chopper-e kore


mac: bara khide peyeche, ebaar chopper chopper bondho kore chol...


when everyone is extremely excited and looking forward to their first chopper ride, we hear poilice sirens. A convoy of three cars pulls up near the station, black cats run out and take their positions and out walks a tall man with his wife.


sobai: aarreh , sudip je?

sudip: arreh amader honeymoon-e oke helicopter chorabo bolechilam kintu hoe ni, tai bhablam ekhane erokom ekta surprise di...


mac: maane? amra jabo na?

sudip: na eta khali dujonke ney, ami aar pori

mac: tor paaye pori

sudip: kete pori


sudip flies off in the chopper, last few words that we heard were sudip talking to the pilot-nnno poble, hum howrah se kolkata bahutbaar helecopter chalaya hai...ami orabo...


mac: hojo, toke ekhuni jodi ekta bike diye di, tui helecopter -ke bike-e beat korte parbi?

maiti: keno parbi na, hawa ke sath sath...

dadu: o saathi challlll...

suddenly a front office man from taj aguada pulls up in a bike and with one car

FOM: excuse me, who's mr chatterjee ...

mota: yes...

FOM: sorry sir, one of the cars broke down on the way, hence the delay, we are extremely sorry and profusely apologise for the delay and the inconvenience caused, I had to get a bike and reach to the nearest mechanic...

mota, onyo somoy hole khisti kore taj-er malik ratan tatar babake deke aanto, but surprise surprise, all mota does is with a pleasant smile moves forward to the man

mota: thats not a problem, anyways weare here on a holiday and not for business so let time take its time, can u do us a favour, can two of us ride to the hotel on your mobike

FOM: most certainly sir

mota: hojo, dikha de duniya ko...helecopter ekhono take off kore ni, sudip-er bou hishi korte geche...race him man, race him

diptea, jini, chumki, roshni ek sathe: ami jaabo...

a few fast cuts...mota lighting a cigarette, dadu tying his shoelace , rahul wiping the sweat, ronnie picks up the guitar, mac looks blankly

hojo: mac, ashbi, ami kintu ektu jorei chalabo...contd...

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Sudip-er version:


"A-ami k-kobey t-theke p-p-plan k-korechhi je helicopter-e uthey baby-ke tequilla khaobo. Amar tak boley o amai ador korey tequila dakey toh..tai. ha ha ha ha. Ar ei gandu pilot-ta shetai tultey bhule gechhey. Amar heavvy matha gorom hoye gelo....Baby-r shamne prestige puncture! Erom agge kotobar korechhi - koto meyeder helicopter-e ghuriyechhi ar tequilla khaiyyechhi. Amar office-er meye--ra boley amai naki Sunil Shetty-r moto dektey...ha ha ha"


mac: Ooooofffffff...abar dhhop!!


Sudip: j-jai hok, i want perfection in life. tai chopper namiye pilot-ke ektu chopkani dichhi...hotat dekhi bandana badha hojo ar tar pechhone dat kelano mac. Mac-ta mannoosh holo na..kotobar bolechhi...dat kelabi na...


mac: Abar ami keno...bhaloi toh dichhiley!!


Sudip: Hhojo eshe boley - Ami dekhe nichhi - dont worry... and started shouting "Mera ijjat ka faluda bana diya"!!! Ar Mac - boka choda - pechhon theke dariye dat kelachhey ar bolchhey - Hojo- lorey jao, ami achhi. Mac-kke manoosh kortey parlam na..kotobar bolechhi - bhalo chhobi dekh, bhhalo boi por...amar shonge shomoi kata...na - khali dhop mere er-or bari paliye jai. O amai bondhu bhabe na!!


mac: a-ha...ki mushkil...personal hoyo na bhai.


Sudip: jai hok, hojo prochhor chilla milli korey boley - kotoguli anarosh an, ami-i tequilla banachhi! Ami bollam, ota toh bhool phol. tequilla banai aam kathal theke...chhelebela-i koto baniyechhi. ami jokhon art class--e portam, tokhon amar tequilla making skill dekhe Ganesh pyne bolechhilen - Pine fol theke tequilla hotey dekhechhi..kathal theke khali Sudip-i parey"


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badh shadlo shei loadshedding. sumay banerjee matro du mash join korei boss-ke manage kore niyechilo je din pachek-er jonye kolkaya ghure ashbe. barite khobor hoe geche. jamai asche shune, du-chaar piece gaach pore geche...rimmi chool keteche, sudipto jamai shoshtite papaoa notun jeans aar t-shirt ready kore rekheche, bunty-dona teen din dhore shopping koreche...kintu kaal holo shei loadshedding. dubai international airport-e sumay stranded. terminal-er tom hanks hoe amader gatu babu bhishon bore hoe geche.

pashei bosha ek borkha pora mohila. kalo kaporer opor theke gatu babu motamoti chotpot shorirer ekta andaaj peye geche. sundor shastho. maane shashtho boti. ki height. sumay-r abaar chirodin-i lomba meyer dike chokh. surjomukhi hok ba chandramukhi, lomba holei holo...

gatu babu hashi hashi mukhe ekta number dial korlo...hello bunty, ami bolchi, aami

arreh bara aami ta ke bol...prithibir sobai to nijeke aami bole, amitabh bachchan hok ba adnan swami.

sumay: shono ami bolchi, amar pounchote hoeto ektu deri hobe, tumi sudipto r rimmir sathe digha chole jao, ami bhabchi ekta parachute niye air drop nebo...na na call drop hoe ni...air drop...achcha achcha, ami pore ashbo, kobe? bolte parchina, ekhane load shedding


cut to dubai international airport-er lounge bar-e sumay aar kalo borkha jomiye adda marche. mohilar ektu purushali gola, sumay-r seta aaro bhalo lagche, shei husky madhu sapre gocher, mone mone nijer golaye shaap chobi dekhche...satyakir kotha mone porche, femina...gladrags mr india...


cut to ekta hotel ghor. sumay khate shuye ache. poron-e ek chilte kapor nei. bishhse ongo pixallated kora ache...ayenar pechon dike mukh kore mohila, eke eke jama khuche...prothome borkhar niche pant...tarpor jama, tarpor...borkha tultei...eki? eto kono mohila noe. ei daari, ei chool, ei head gear. sumay chitkar kore uthlo...eki ja bhabchi tai...the most wanted man on earth...osama bin laden...


hotath mone porlo bampi dar barite ekta time magazine-e ekta article porechilam je osama naki gay. ei ray. tabole amake? tanupukur-er munna-ke beche nilo she...


hotath bangla natoker kaydaye osama bin laden orthath sumay-r chapkish russian mohila ekta ottohashyo kore uthlo...porishkar banglaye bin laden bollo, bol beta, aajke koto tarikh...sumay bollo ninth june...osama bollo ha...shei nine eleven er por, ajker ei ghotona loke ki bole dakbe janish?

sumay: ki sir?

osama: sir na...jillat-e-jigar bole daak amake...jaihok, aajke aami tor sathe ja korbo....word media setake bolbe Noe-choye...ninth june will be remembered as noe-choye...


cut to papai at digha...otogulo chingri fele dichchish hojo? 

hojo: ogulo pocha, amar prawn cocktail-e o deoa jaaye na

mota: ek ektar daam bara dosh taka, fele dicchish kenno? papai to thik-i boleche...ki je taka poesha noe-choye korish tui...


cut to spandan-teen patti khela hochche...

spandan: achcha ponero takaye show chailam

mama: noe-er pair aar choye...

ha ha ha, bank-e kaaj kori bhai, taka poesha noe choye kori na...


cut to sudipto, dumdum airport-e...

sudipto: eje ki maaal mairi, odike ora ki daroon moja korche aar aami ekhane dadar jonyo boshe boshe heje gelam....rimmmmmmiiiii...ektu jol dao to...

rimmi: hello, ke dada, ha tui kothaye?

dada: aaami ekhane...aaami airport-e pa pichle pore gechi...pechone bhishon byatha, stitch dite hoeche...

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