-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering literallyDevious [LD] -- 

TG: yo sam
LD: yeeupp it me
LD: the one and only
TG: hows it going
TG: happy birthday man
LD: aaanndd youve lozt me
TG: what
TG: is today not your birthday
LD: i dont think zo
LD: iznt it march
TG: nope it says right here its april 4th
TG: april fools was 3 days ago youre hella late to the party
LD: ooo party :33
LD: what party??
TG: uh
TG: birthday party
TG: surprise
TG: blows a confetti popper thing at you
LD: aaaAaAAHHHH AAAAHHHH
LD: HELP
LD: HELP
LD: HELP
LD: HELP
LD: HELP
TG: woah dude
TG: chill
LD: HELP ME HELP
LD: ME
TG: sam chill its not real
LD: ...
LD: so no party?
TG: the confetti wasnt real the party was though
TG: sorry for blowing a thing in your face
TG: i can blow other things too if you know what I mean
TG: puts my hands up and does finger guns
LD: what the fuuuckkkk
LD: thatz actually zo tubular
LD: radical even
TG: yep you dont have to tell me twice
LD: can i tell you three timez
LD: for good meazure
TG: uh ok
LD: fuckin raadddd, totally awezome, pozzibly even more cool than zome of the trickz i can do on my zk8board
TG: yeah dude
TG: youll have to show me sometime ive always wanted to like
TG: get into it
LD: yeeupp
LD: only a pro zk8er like me can teach u zo bezt bet youd be up to HERE when youre liztenin to big guy over here
TG: will do
TG: do you like what I got you by the way
LD: oh what??
TG: my present
TG: birthday
LD: wait huh
TG: your name is samson bamson and you live on earth right now
TG: its also your birthday and I got you a cat plush
LD: oh yeaahh
LD: DUDE I FUCKING LOVE THAT ZHIT???
LD: thank you zo much... :]
LD: kinda feel bad for my prezent to you being zhitty you put effort into it but thatz a thing of the pazt
TG: what no
TG: its kinda cool i listen to it
LD: you like pirated zir mix a lot?
TG: yeah its like
TG: how did you know i listened to him
LD: bezt friend zenzez? i think
TG: close but your sixth sense is magic pony lore
LD: ohhh youre right
TG: anyway i gotta head out man
LD: whaatt!!
LD: whyy??? i wanna talk a little more itz boorringggg!!!
TG: i have to report to duties that definitely dont include cleaning up all this felt on the floor
LD: typical dave fazhion you did it lazt minute and procraztinated.
LD: like MEEE!!!
TG: i said i didnt but ok
TG: see yah man
LD: byeee !!!

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering literallyDevious [LD] --