Sometimes I write stories that are true. Don't gasp. I try not to do it too often, but guilt gets the better of me for writin so many lies all the time. So, I take a break and try to make something real sound interesting. It's not as easy as you might think. To read one, click the title with your rodent and wait for Google's censors to clear the story for you beady little eyes. As stories are added, I will highlight the titles in Red.