Wow, you really want to join the Mafia, if you insist so be it. - I think it says a lot about you.
As I said in reason 4, something unfortunate happens to you in this timeline. Like the movie Gatica you move up the ranks with a fake identity as an Italian.
Martin Scorsese narrative:
"The board of the Villa Shopping Centre were in cahoots with the junkyard to take the better of the cars destined for the scrap heap and pepper them around the parcades to allude to good business and attract customers. This meant the carpark gave 10'000 options to dispose of illegal organic cargo, how us made-mafia-members were able to last well into the digital era."
